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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ why do guy hold thier crotch when ever they dance or sing/rap? sorry bout spelling thanx
I think they do this because it's the "in" thing to do. If you ask me, I believe it's more of a show. They probably think it gets the girls all hot and bothered - Wrong.

♥[?]♥ hey i talked to you last night... what'd you decide to do about you and your boyfriend?
-shrink2be
Hmm. Appears as though you've made the ever popular mistake of submitting a question that was intended to by to a specific person's Inbox.. to the public. You must go to their column, and ask them directly. :/

♥[?]♥ what is emo?
"EMO" is a genre of music. It stands for 'Emotional punk'; "Emo", for short. It's prettie much all sad and depressing music. However, they claim it to be more than just music. They say it's "a way of life". Lame, if you want MY honest opinion.. but many like it -- and to each his own, ya know! Hope this clarifies!! =D

♥[?]♥ How do you put your music in your Xanda?
Find a song at one of the following:

- http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music
- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore
- http://www.xanga.com/no_shit_just_music
- http://www.xanga.com/musicurl
- http://www.xanga.com/XxAaNnGaA_MUSIC
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Beyond_Amazing_Music
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxX_MUSIC_4_U_XxX


It will play on Windows Media Player. In WHICH case, simply go up to "FILES".. "PROPERTIES" and copy EVERYTHING in the "LOCATION" slot.


Then just paste it in the slot titled "MUSIC" under "MUSIC" on your "LOOK & FEEL" page.


It might sound hard, but it's really rather simple... [:

♥[?]♥ can any one tell me a bunch of good country songs?


thanks a bunch.


song and artist please.
Wow, NOW we're talkin' my language! :D


Here are a couple of my favorites:



-- Rachel Proctor - "ME AND EMILY"

-- Alan Jackson - "LITTLE BITTY" and "REMEMBER ME"

-- Trace Adkins - "SONGS ABOUT ME" and "ONE HOT MAMA"

-- Rascal Flatts - "GOD BLESS THE BROKEN ROAD"

-- Cowboy Crush - "NOBODY EVER DIED OF A BROKEN HEART"

-- Gretchen Wilson - "WHEN I THINK ABOUT CHEATIN'"

-- Sheryl Crow - "PICTURE"

-- Shania Twain - "PARTY FOR TWO" and "YOU'RE STILL THE ONE"

-- Dixie Chicks - "THERE'S YOUR TROUBLE" and "WIDE OPEN SPACES"

-- Garth Brooks - "THUNDER ROLLS"

-- Joe Nichols - "COOL TO BE A FOOL" and "SHE ONLY SMOKES WHEN SHE DRINKS"

-- Blaine Larsen - "HOW DO YOU GET THAT LONELY"

-- Deana Carter - "THERE'S NO LIMIT" and "ONE DAY AT A TIME"

-- Brad Paisely - "LITTLE MOMENTS"

-- George Strait - "WRITE THIS DOWN"
and "CHECK YES OR NO"

-- Faith Hill - "MISSISSIPPI GIRL"

-- LeeAnne Rimes - "NOTHING 'BOUT LOVE MAKES SENSE" and "ONE-WAY TICKET"

-- Tim McGraw - "IT'S YOUR LOVE"

-- Toby Keith - "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" and "AS GOOD AS I ONCE WAS"

-- LeeAnn Womack - "I MAY HATE MYSELF IN THE MORNING" and "I HOPE YOU DANCE"

-- Miranda Lambert - "ME AND CHARLIE TALKIN'"

-- Phil Vassar - "REAL LOVE"

-- Mindy Smith - "COME TO JESUS" and "JOLENE" and "ONE MOMENT MORE"

-- Craig Morgan - "THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT SUNDAY"

-- Sara Evans - "SUDS IN THE BUCKET" and "PERFECT"

-- Sugarland - "BABY GIRL"

-- Jessic Andrews - "THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN YOU" and "WHO I AM"

-- SheDaisy - "DON'T WORRY 'BOUT A THING" and "LITTLE GOODBYES"

-- Rebecca Lynn Howard - "FORGIVE"

-- Josh Gracin - "NOTHING TO LOSE"

-- Jo Dee Messina - "I'M ALRIGHT" and "THAT'S THE WAY"

-- Jamie O'Neal - "THERE IS NO ARIZONA" and "TRYING TO FIND ATLANTIS"

-- Martina McBride - "MY BABY LOVES ME" and "MY VALENTINE" and "INDEPENDENCE DAY"

-- Montgomery Gentry - "SPEED"

♥[?]♥ what does it mean to jack off?
That's a slang term for male masturbation. For a tiny bit more information, check out:
http://www.sex-project.com/male-masturbation.shtml

♥[?]♥ Is it normal for a 13-year-old girl to masterbate, or is it just really sick-o for my age? Omg, I'm sooooo embarassed and I think I'm the only one in my grade who does. I feel like such a perv., but I can't help it. I have to cuz it feels so good. So I want to know is, is this unusual for a girl my age? Or something to feel guilty about?
You have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Hundreds and thousands and millions and billions of people around the world masturbate. It's nothing to be worried about. I realize you might be alittle embarrassed about it, but it's really no big thing. Masturbation is perfectly natural and healthy. You're only human, and everyone becomes sexually arroused. It's certainly not a crime - you must realize this. =]

♥[?]♥ I knew the answer to this riddle when I was little, but I can't remember it now.

Here is the riddle:
What is greater than God
worse than the devil
the poor have it
the rich need it
and if you eat it, you'll die?
Well, they claim the 'answer' is "Nothing".


If you ask me, that riddle is a matter of opinion. Maybe someone DOESN'T believe that "Nothing is greater than God/Devil", and such. It's just up to you.

♥[?]♥ im 8 months pregnant and i want to get my belly button pierced. will it hurt my baby?

13/f
(Erm? Is this a serious question?? I have my doubts, but I'll treat it as such)

What is the big deal with waiting 20-30 days?? I highly suggest you do this, for your baby's sake. If you are really 13, you have many teenage years left to get your belly button pierced to look "cool", so don't worry about that...

♥[?]♥ Why dont people on advicenators ask one person, like me, questions, lol, it gets boring, all you people do is ask q's on the "public" question thing.
They all may have varying reasons, but I do believe what you've already been told is dead on the money. Someone has a question to submit, so why not get the most for your efforts, you see? Really.. what's better than one helpful samaritan? 15 helpful samaritans! :D


And if you'd like to receive more questions in your Inbox, make sure you post the link to your advice column in your AIM info, for your friends to see. Also, answer many questions -- and answer them well. Be polite, and be honest. Present to people all solutions you see to their dilemma. It's all about building a name for yourself; you just have to get out there, ya know? One thing I can suggest is using proper grammar, and NOT asking people to rate or view your column - we hate that here. :]

♥[?]♥ for the girls


do u think boys that have long hair are hotter than boys than short hair
Oh man, honestly: I can not stand long/shaggy hair, but.. to be fair.. it probably depends on the guy a lot of the time, ya know? :D

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know any really good breakup songs? I'm talking about songs that describe lonliness, sadness, things like that? Thanks!!
Here is the list of tear jerkers that get me all the time:


---"Probably Wouldn't Be This Way", by Leann Rimes - LOVE IT!!
---"Crazy For This Girl", by Evan and Jared
---"Unbreak My Heart", by Toni Braxton.
---"It's Your Love", by Tim McGraw.
---"Because You Loved Me", by Celine Dion.
---"Don't Speak", by No Doubt.
---"So Yesterday", by Hilary Duff.
---"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You", by Michael Bolton.
---"F*ck It", by Eamon.
---"Hands", by Jewel.
---"Foolish Games", by Jewel.
---"Foolish", by Ashanti.
---"Strawberry Wine", by Dena Carter.
---"Have You Ever", by Brandy.
---"My Happie Ending", by Avril Lavigne.
---"Truly, Maddly, Deeply", by Savage Garden.
---"Crash and Burn", by Savage Garden.
---"I Knew I Loved You", by Savage Garden.
---"Two Beds And A Coffee Machine", by Savage Garden.
---"Travelin' Soldier", by Dixie Chicks.
---"All My Life", by KC & JoJo.
---"Crazy", by KC & JoJo.
---"Whiskey Lullaby", by Brad Paisley and Allison Krauss.




I'm shore this is enough, for now at least. :D

♥[?]♥ where can i get applesauce?

pleasse help ill rate a 5 to anyone

but please do not say google it i tryed!
You can download Applesauce at:
http://fileforum.betanews.com/detail/Applesauce/987092859/1

♥[?]♥ MY LIFE STORY:
Hi. My name is Roger. I'm a boy. I'm from Canada. Ganinocqua originally. But I wanted to be on my own at a young age. So 2 years ago, I gathered up my savings and moved to America. But nobody there liked me because I was from Canada. So I decided to buy a cat to perhaps boost my self esteem and cure my state of loneliness and depression. My cat is hot. Anyway. I drew a picture of my cat for art class. Nobody liked it, and when my cat asked me what my peers thought about the picture, and then I told my cat, and it lowered my cat's self esteem. So i baked my cat muffins. My cat loved the muffins and so did I because it was a special Canadian recipe. Since the muffins came out so wonderfully, I seized the oppprtunity to bring my muffins to my cooking class and perhaps my peers would be captivated by their deliciousness, and then they'd want me to be their friend. But, unfortunately, my classmates did not approve of the Canadian muffins, once again lowering my self esteem, which also made my cat unhappy, because when I'm unhappy, my cat is unhappy, and vice versa. So I got into the habit and hobby of hugging trees. I've already hugged every tree in my neighborhood. But when I told other people of my hobby, they beat me with sticks. Now my self esteem had dropped to an all time low. So I decided to try and fill my life with happy things like the color yellow, and I also taught myself the art of magic. So I decided to try out for a magician's job. I wore a pretty dress and everything for the interview, but once again, they beat me with sticks. So I decided to move to Argentina because that seemed to be the only solution, of course. So I packed my bags, and my cat, and I was off. On my journey to Argentina, I met Stephanie. We became best friends. She loved my Canadian muffins, and shared my love of tree hugging. She, too, agreed that my cat as hot. We lived happy ever after.

Should I make my life into a book?
Also, would you care to see a picture of my cat?
No.

♥[?]♥ Do females find guys with ape like hairy chests sexy?
I could take it or leave it. I don't find it a "turn off", that's for sure. Honestly, I'm more about the hairy legs of the male. Definitely love that.

♥[?]♥ If I walk daily 30 minutes fast, how much I loose wight within a month ?
30 minutes a day is good!! Combine that with sensible eating, and you can see a loss of possibly 20 pounds, depending on how much actual body fat you have, ya know? A good portion of that weight will be "water weight", which definitely makes you appear slimmer!! Goodluck!! :D

♥[?]♥ Hi! You commented that you have a MY SPACE account. I was just wondering if you knew how to change the color scheme on your myspace profile. I have been trying forever, but I cant find it. It cant be THAT difficult!! Thanks!!
I'm not shore I understand. Are you using a 'build a layout' site? I recommend this one:
http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create



Hopefully that helps you. If not, don't hesitate to come back. [:

♥[?]♥ im trying to make a myspace layout site...i know how to make the layputs and stuff im just having trouble making them show up heres the page www.myspace.com/double_ara_lauouts and under general we tried putting the layout there with a link but after i pressed enter it wont go a line under like this site http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=19927772&Mytoken=2362B5C5-E33D-4B30-B0E5DD3999D56DBA886396734
will rate 5 for anything thanxxx
Okay, well http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=19927772&Mytoken=2362B5C5-E33D-4B30-B0E5DD3999D56DBA886396734 has a grip of HTML errors to begin with.


I'm not shore what you mean by "it wont go a line under". If I were to guess, and I'm almost prettie shore that this is what you mean... you just want it to skip a line between every layout link, yes?? If so, after the layout link.. type "< p >", only without the quotations and TWO EMPTY spaces within the < and >, make sense?? That's all you have to put.. you don't even have to be bothered pressing "Enter" or "Return" or anything. "< p >" will take care of that.



I hope this is what you were talking about. If not, lemme know. Feel free to get ahold of me here or on AIM if you have any further questions.


Goodluck your site!!! :D

♥[?]♥ ok i'm 14 and i want too loooose about 10 pounds in a month especially my stomach please help i dont want to stay fat!
10 pounds?? 10 is no big deal. Don't even worrie about a mere 10 pounds.. honestly.




This is silly, BUT.. if you INSIST on doing this.. it's really prettie simple. Providing you cut out the EXTREMELY unhealthy foods, such as WHITE bread [substitute it with wheat], cake products, ice cream, hamburgers, and soda... [if you're used to consuming A LOT of it] you can see a MAJOR difference within the first two weeks, ALONE. My friend did this.. and we were both shocked to all hell! But really.. if you're only looking to lose 10 pounds.. if you eat right.. it will be gone within 2 weeks anyhow.




BUUUUUUTTTTTT.... You can find lists of healthy foods at:

- http://www.fit4free.org/healthy%20foods%20list.htm
- http://www.whfoods.com/foodstoc.php
- http://bellaonline.com/articles/art1862.asp




Also, as you probably already know, it's best to eat SEVERAL SMALL portions a day. Say, have an apple and a piece of cheese, two hours later have a few crakers, and an hour later have one piece of wheat toast, and so on and so forth, ya know??? Little intakes of food like that gives your body time to digest it properly. You see, it's better than eating one or two huge meals a day, because with one or two massive meals, your body takes too long to catch up, and it can not burn the calories quick enough. Meaning, it then just quits trying, which ultimately turns the contents into body fat..


Really, just exercise daily, and stay dedicated. Losing weight takes a lot of discipline...


Goodluck!!!!

♥[?]♥ who has a screen name that would like to talk? if you do, what is it and i will add u and talk to you!
If there's something you need to talk about, I'm definitely here. You can find my SN on my column. [:


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