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MY LIFE STORY:
Hi. My name is Roger. I'm a boy. I'm from Canada. Ganinocqua originally. But I wanted to be on my own at a young age. So 2 years ago, I gathered up my savings and moved to America. But nobody there liked me because I was from Canada. So I decided to buy a cat to perhaps boost my self esteem and cure my state of loneliness and depression. My cat is hot. Anyway. I drew a picture of my cat for art class. Nobody liked it, and when my cat asked me what my peers thought about the picture, and then I told my cat, and it lowered my cat's self esteem. So i baked my cat muffins. My cat loved the muffins and so did I because it was a special Canadian recipe. Since the muffins came out so wonderfully, I seized the oppprtunity to bring my muffins to my cooking class and perhaps my peers would be captivated by their deliciousness, and then they'd want me to be their friend. But, unfortunately, my classmates did not approve of the Canadian muffins, once again lowering my self esteem, which also made my cat unhappy, because when I'm unhappy, my cat is unhappy, and vice versa. So I got into the habit and hobby of hugging trees. I've already hugged every tree in my neighborhood. But when I told other people of my hobby, they beat me with sticks. Now my self esteem had dropped to an all time low. So I decided to try and fill my life with happy things like the color yellow, and I also taught myself the art of magic. So I decided to try out for a magician's job. I wore a pretty dress and everything for the interview, but once again, they beat me with sticks. So I decided to move to Argentina because that seemed to be the only solution, of course. So I packed my bags, and my cat, and I was off. On my journey to Argentina, I met Stephanie. We became best friends. She loved my Canadian muffins, and shared my love of tree hugging. She, too, agreed that my cat as hot. We lived happy ever after.
Should I make my life into a book?
Also, would you care to see a picture of my cat?
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um wow lol. that's a really interesting life you've got there lol.
yeah you could make it into a book if you wanted. unlike my life, it isn't boring and is actually pretty interesting & exciting in a way. i'm sure it'll be a hit.
and sure i'll see a picture of your cat :] sounds cute!!
that's good that you found your friend stephanie who loved your canadian muffins & tree huggings instead of people beating you down with sticks. glad to hear that :)
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