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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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yeah i am going through confirmation and like i have to look for a cute dress and well it can't be sleeveless. anyone have any places or anything that would have something cute? thanks!

david's bridal or junes... my suggestion is to get a cute jacket and wear it over a sleveless or strapless dress!!

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Hey--
My 'friends' ditch me like 5 days a week and I'm getting tired of it...they're being immature and think that it's fun to ditc people...I've tried asking them to stop but they don't, what should I do?

Hi,
Is there anything you're doing that could make your friends literally run away? Think about that first. Next, during one of the seemingly rare moments that you do have with them, ask why they do it! If you need more help, leave me one!

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OK ive been to a few sweet 16's this year and everyone has the same thing : music and food for like 3-4 hours. People who arent the dancing queens and are dancing all night..tend to say they are bored, etc. For mine..i def dont want that to happen.

Is it a cool idea to go swimming for 2 hours at the hotel(im having my party there) with my closer friends ..then a half hour later the actual party starts? There are showers and i could bring a hair dryer (its a nice place) so my friends could do my hair so its not sopping wet. Also, there are a ton of pretty cool games i found off the internet which i was figuring would keep everyone happy.

Examples are :

(twister,hula hoop contest,game where two teams and together as a train..everyone has to walk to the finish line in single file while everyone has a bananna they have to get across without using their hands..they have to press it against the backs of the other ppl,

guy belly dancing contest, dancing/singing contest,pinata,limbo, and the human string relay, where there are two teams in a single file line. The first person has a spoon tied to yarn, and they have to put it down their shirt and pants..pass it back..same thing happens,,whoever is done first wins, "Roast" where people get up and tell funny story about guest of honor (me), game where as guests come in..you give them a necklace and tell them if they say any form of "yes" then the person who hears that can take their necklace away..person with most necklaces at the end wins.

for all these games i was thinking spending $50 on prizes for the night and for the winners i would hand out prizes

if you dont like these could you give me an idea on how to keep everyone happy and for my sweet 16 to be different and unique? thanks!! 5's for everyone who isnt rude because i know this is super long..but its really important to me

thank you again! :)

i don't think you should go swimming first cuz it doesn't leave you much tme to get pretty (not that you aren't already, i'm sure)...i think you should get a room at the hotel 4 the night and have your friends stay overnight and go swimming in the morning or after the party...the games are fun...but if it's a formal party then you need some new ones, but if it's casual then those are fun...it'd be funny if someone got tossed in the pool haha good luck!!

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ok im planning a sweet 16 at a hotel..i was wondering how i can control the people who come in? i dont want people who arent invited or random teenagers who are hotel guests popping in. Any suggestions? 5's for anyone who isnt obnoxious

does the hotel have a security guard that u could borrow? if so use him and have a guest list...otherwise, pay a security guard or family member to do the guest list...worked for me! have fun!!!

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how can you find your bra size? like is there a way to measure yourself? maybe with a tape measurer or something?

mmkay......ok to get the number, you measure around right under your breasts. to get the cup size, you measure over the fullest part of your chest...

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what are some good april fools jokes to play on my friends? I want to do a realy funny joke to them on april fools day the only thing is im afraid theyll be too sensitive and get mad ..what can i do that wont get them mad at me?

Propose to the victim a co-ordination test, and tell him that it has been taken by the brightest people around you (quote some scores!). You sit in front of the victim and put your palms about twelve inches apart. The victims task is very simple. With eyes closed, his palms clasped together, he should cautiously take his palms between your palms, remove them, and repeat the process. Of course he must not touch your palms otherwise he "looses". Each cycle counts as one point and "any average person can get 100 points". As I said, tell him the scores of some other people you know.


Let him paractice a little with his eyes open. Then blindfold him (to avoid the "natural" temptation of cheating) and say START. After a while leave. it is a hilarious sight to see a person rock his clasped palms back annd forth for no obvious reason.


Be sure to invite many of your friends to witness this sight. You will find that this co-ordination test really sounds sincere, and many innocent people who listen to you explaining to the chosen victim, actually volunteer to take the test before the victim. This gives you a choice of victims to choose from.


OK, OK... I insisted on taking this test too and made a fool of myself !!

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15/f. i moved into a brand new house, and my bedroom is white walls with light beige carpet. Everything so far in my room is red - red bedspread, curtains, lampshades, etc. I want to know what color i should paint my walls cause white is so boring. But i'm not allowed to paint them red cause thats way too much red! i was wondering if hot pink was a good color since its a shade of red, but my mom says that won't match. so can anyone think of a color? Thanks.

your mom is right...pink will look bad...but i sugggest painting a huge red flower on your white walls that takes up most of the wall, and then do that cuz then it's not all red!!

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what brand of mascara works really well?

maybelline...the one with the pink tube and green cap!

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im in student gov and we have to plan the spring dance. does anyone have any ideas for a theme? plz no under the sea or hawiian. thnx!

well you could always do like a decade like for ex...a 60's dance with like flower power and stuff or the 80's or somehting...hope i help!

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hey im doing this concert thing at school as like a treat for everyon for raising over 10000 dollars from the fundraiser.. does anyone know any good duets for boyfriends and girlfriends?? ((im doing 2 duets with my boyfriend))

you're timeless to me from hairspray the musical and all i ask of u from phantom of the opera

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i have these jeans that i want to put rinestones on. what kind of glue should i use???

no glue...buy iron on rhinestone but if you must use fabric glue!

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Hey you guys!
MiSSc here, OK so here's an update from me...I have a boyfriend now and we've been going out for a month. He asked me out on Valentines Day too. I love my boyfriend so much!! He's everything that I wanted in a guy. Exactly everything that I've ever wanted in a guy! I thought I was in love many times before, but now I know that it wasn't true love. But this time I think I finally found the one for me, even my mom thinks so and our friends too. But I'm only 15, we will both be turning 16 soon. Do you think that its possible to find love so young?

absolutely...the average person falls in love 7 times before marriage...you may just be headed towards early marriage lol

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This isn't really a sexual question, but it involves my genitals, so I figured this would be the best place to ask.

My labia is very irritated, itchy, and sometimes downright painful. I know it's not an STD, because I haven't done anything that could give me an STD. It's a bit like a rash, but I wouldn't call it one, it's more like irritation. Sometimes, I'll put vaseline on it, but it doesn't help much and not for long. It's a sharp, burning pain. It especially hurts when I'm forced to touch it, like after I use the restroom, or if I have to insert a tampon. Again, it's just my labia (inner and outer, mostly inner), not anything else, really.

Anyone know what it is/how to relieve it?

Unfortunately, you have some misinformation. You CAN get an STD even if you're a virgin, from anyone that you exchanged bodily fluids with...breastmilk from mom blood from someone...i highly suggest you go to the gyno and they can help you out there!

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My sister at a young age died of luekemia. I dont really uderstand where she got it from. But lately I've been finding random bruises on my boyd and i know my sister had random bruises and ashe was always tired and im always tired. Is there a possiblity that i could have it too?

yes...ask other family members to go with you to get tested...it could be hereditary...it's best to stop it b4 it's too late!! good luck!

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okay well my best friend is always telling the people i like that i like them!! and she's always mean and like, yeah you have no friends, haha im just kidding! and then she says that the kid i like, matt, would never like me. and its really annoying.

And my other best friend is ALWAYS up on the guy i like. and if i stop liking them, she loses all interest. its REALLY annoying.

don't confide in your friend

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Hey how do you to get people to stop calling you rich...like my dad is the president of a hotels all over the world and my mom is a lawyer...like sometimes when my mom and dad are bizzy i go to school in our limo and people wont shut up about it it aggervates me...and we hav a 2 story house on the beach in cali...and they both drive range rovers...it gets on my nerves sooo bad how do u get it to stop...?

how did people find out...other than the lino
you must have told someone something...but that wasn't your ?...explain tot hem that your parents work their patooties off for the money that you have...and explain that you would rather have a liitle less $$ and more parents...that should tone it sown...it works for me

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My friends and I are doing a project in science, and they won't listen to anything I have to say! Whenever I have a good idea, they won't listen to it, and if they do, someone always says that for some reason, it won't work. I'm not a control freak or anything, i just wish that they would listen to me! 13/f, if that helps at all.

it's a bad idea to work with friends as i've learned lol...ask your teacher to let you work alone and explain y without being a tattletale i hope you get a good grade anyways though

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Hi everyone. Well I don't live in Los Angeles, CA and I haven't been very up-to-date with the elections for mayor. I was wondering who won? I think it was Antonio Villaraigosa vs. Hahn. If anybody knows the results or a website I could get info it would be great. Thanks everyone for your time!!!

villaraigosa had the most votes with hahn in a close second, the runoffs are in a couple months, i think

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My dog just ate 4 or 5 thin mint girl scout cookies. In case you don't know what those are, they're cookies with a lot of chocolate. He already finished them by the time I tried to get them away from him. I know that chocolate is very bad for dogs, and I'm really scared. I'm home alone so I can't go to the vet right now, and my mom won't be home until later tonight. Do you think he'll be okay? Is there anything I can do? Please help! I rate 5's!!!

call 911...and ask them to call animal paramedics...also, call your mom and let her know...and yes grass does make animals throe up...good luck

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Does anybody have any cool, inexpensive ideas that i could do to my room? My comforter now is purple green and blue..im not getting a new comforter. Thanks

pmg! pottery barn teen www.pbteen.com has some amazing paper lamps...and they're like 11 bucks. you could hang them in your room. also, if you can you can get a pillow from urban outfitters (they're like mattresses kinda) or a chair(urban outfiters) to put in your room. also, ikea has cute and cheap furniture. (i got a desk with hutch and whiteboard for $72 and it worls out great!! i hope you have a beautiful new room!

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