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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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my mouse pointer keeps flashing with the timer next to it . how do i fox it ! rate 5's ! (link)
most likely it means that your computer has some process in the backgrounds that it is doing, close all your programs and wait a few minutes, if that doesnt work reset your computer, if that doesnt work you have a serious problem


Theres this guy that I'm friends with, and I've heard him talk to other woman and his guy friends about sex. His friends are pretty wild and I heard that at one of his birthday parties they were giving him gifts from the porn shop.

Anyways, when he is just alone with me he gets really shy whenever I talk about sex(which is very rare). This one time we started talking about masturbation (because I guy that had a crush on me aluded to it), and when I told my friend he said "oh he probably does it every night", and then his face went beet red.

I don't understand why he can be such a perve around other people , but so shy when he's alone with me. Do you think he is just putting on an act around his friends, and that he may have feelings for me? (link)
yeah he probably wants you, its alot more easier to talk about sex and masterbation around just guys than it is to talk about it with girls, especially girls one likes.


Is the independent variable the one that changes or does change? (link)
they both change, the independent variable is the one you change, or it goes from say -10 to 10 whereas the dependent variable is the one that changes in relation to the independent one, for example in the equation y=2x^2+5x=1 x is the independent variable and y is the dependent one


How would you work this problem?

USE MATRICES TO SOLVE:

{ x + y + z = -4
{2x - y + 3z = 1
{3x + 2y - z = 4

Thanks. (link)
ah the memories. it involes using matrix opperations, flip back a few pages and you should see what you are allowed to do, like adding rows, multiplying by a constant and such.

the answer you should get is

x=3
y=-4
z=-3


alright well my friend asked me out and he likes me. and i like him, just not as much as he likes me. i like him, but not really enough to go out with him. but silly me i said yes to him because i didn't wanna hurt him. but i know that i'm probably hurting him worse just by going out with him. like he tells me he loves me and i know i don't feel that way back towards him but i still say it...is this really bad? because i don't really know what to tell him... (link)
yes its bad, in the long run you are hurting him ALOT more than saying no would have. i suggest cutting it off now, before you have to do something else you dont want to "just to be nice"


Hey this question is only for the guys i guess gurls could answer to is the gurl suppose to shave all her hair down there like all of her hair even the stuff above her crotch or are you suppose to leave the stuff above your crotch (link)
most guys would prefer it all shaved off yeah


Hey guys- do you like it when girls play hard to get? jw thanx in advance! (link)
not really no


can you get stds or whatever from masterbating? i mean like are there any risks involed? thanks. (link)
no


how do you give a good h/j (link)
really depends alot on wether or not he is circumsized, most likely he is in whihc case you will need lubricant, just get it all nice and wet and start moving your hand up and down the entire shaft, starting out slow then getting faster and faster.



okay..here it goes..((kinda longg))

me and my boyfriend have been dating for about a year now..and last night was our anniversary..it was also our first night "together"..yess..we waited a whole year..well..he suprised me..we had dinner at his apartment..he made it..and then he blindfolded me..and we went into his room..he took off the blindfold and the room was lit with candle light and the bed was covered in rose petals..it was like straight out of a movie..well..he closed the door..and came over to me..he started kissing me..and then started to lift my shirt..he unclipped my bra (( 36dd )) and he started rubbin them slowly..it felt soo good..then he started lickin and suckin my nipples..then i started takin off his pants..and i started suckin his cock..i started lickin the head slowly..get it all hot and wett..i made him soo hard..then we got on the bed..and he put it in me..missonary..it felt so0o good..he made me orgasm 3 times...in 1 NIGHT..it was the best sex i ever had..now i wanna suprise him..in the most sexiest way ever..any tips..i rate high =]

thankie you
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tips on what? you seem to have it down pretty well. damn im turned on lol.


If a guy that you are just friends with starts giving you expensive gifts for no reason at all does it usually mean that he likes you as more than a friend and is hoping to advance the friendship into something more?
I'm asking because a guy that I'm just friends with gave me a computer and a desk. It wasnt my birthday or an early Xmas gift, and I never asked for one, he willingly gave it to me. He probably could have sold it for a couple hundred dollars but gave it to me for free.
Is this a tactic guys use to get girls to like them? (link)
yea he wants you, hope that's good news


ok so im going to a party soon and this guys gonna be there, hes a friend of a really good friend of mine and we have talked online a little and im kinda excited to meet him, so my question is, how should i act, should i flirt a little, or play hard to get, anything with help, eve if your not sure, it will, and ill rate a 5 if thats what you want, please heeeelp (link)
flirt, it works better, and yea a 5 would be nice lol


i think this weekend my boyfriend and i will start having oral sex..i've never done it before but he has and he's had sex before....i don't wear thongs.. but yet i don't wear big grandma underwear..they're exactlylike thongs.. like with the strings around the hips and all.. but instead of the string up my ass, it's just all covered..i'm scared that his other girlfriends wore thongs and stuff and that when he sees i don't he'll think i'm like a looser or something...do you think it matters.....or do guys REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY prefer thongs and totally hate like thekinda underwear i wear (link)
its not the underwear, its whats under the underwear that counts


im bored any websites i could go to (link)
youre on one


yo i have a friend (whos a girl) and im a dude (of course) and shes like my best friend, she helps me when i feel like every1 hates me. i really truly do love her. but i very well doubt she likes me can u help me express my feelings without losing my best friend or at least not sorta freakin her out?
signed,
loves but not loved (link)
got the same problem let me know how it works out


Does anyone Love greenday? The really rock! (link)
yes yes we all know greenday is awesome


I've been researching cell phone plans for my brother and I.
I don't want to base my decision only on price but also on service.
So my question is what cell phone company has the best service? (link)
i have cingular, and find that their rollover is really awesome and is the best. as for best servive, not having dropped calls and such that really depends on area but ive never had problems with mine, in areas where sprint and verizon seem to drop off


I have a quick question ;; what are the measurements of people? I always see stuff on websites about how...say Carmen Electra is 36-23-35 . . .what are thjose numbers? How are they measured? MUCH LOVE. PEACE ♥ (link)
around the breasts
around right under the breasts
around the waist



Is it true if you ignore a guy, chances are he'll want you more?
It sounds strange, LOL.

Guys, they never seize amazing me. (link)
nope not true


Ok well ive never given a guy a blowjob before and i want to make mine and my boyfriends first time recieving a blowjob be enjoyable and all so i was wondering does anyone ahve any tips on how to give a great blowjob? i'll rate 5's to everyone who helps out (link)
To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.

Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them.

P.S. let me know if you need practice ;-)




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