Mackenzie's advice column

Well if you want a PREMADE layyouts, check out:
-- http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
-- http://www.myspacelayouts.org/Blue-Layouts.php
-- http://myspaceforum.proboards35.com/index.cgi?board=layouts

HOWEVER, if you'd like to make your own, try:
-- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create [the one I recommend most -it's wayyy easy, and it'll look great!!!]
-- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php
-- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm

And to actually GET it on your site you simply copy the big long HTML code, and then you go to http://www.myspace.com and SIGN IN. Then you go to EDIT MY PROFILE. Then you'll see where you can edit your stuff [like your interests, movies, and all that] Just under the ABOUT ME part, you'll see a little link labelled EDIT. Simply PASTE the ENTIRE HTML code inside the ABOUT ME box, and it should all work just fine.

I have a MySpace too; so if you need more help, know that you can always, always, come back here for additional assistance!! I'd be honored to do what I can to help!! :D

♥[?]♥ is there such a thing as a "sex bed"? this girl was saying that her mom got her one so she can put her legs up when she's doing it. any comments are appreciated!

I sure hope not. I'd hate to think I've missed such a thing! ^_~

♥[?]♥ ok so i was just looking at the advicenators merch does anyone accually buy that stuff?

I've considered it many a time. Have yet to make a purchase - isn't something I've ruled out, nor forgotten. [:

♥[?]♥ i have a big lump of cheese and its kinda glowing and green, but its not exxpired yet, is it safe to eat?

I don't suggest this.

♥[?]♥ hey what does prep actuali mean ????

Here is what the dictionary has to say. :)

"Main Entry: 2preppy
Function: adjective
1 : relating to, characteristic of, or being a preppy
2 : relating to or being a style of dress characterized especially by classic clothing and neat appearance"

♥[?]♥ hey..where can i buy wonka bars? the willy wonka chocolate? ... (besides dylans candy bar dont live close to it) thanks

Your closest mall would probably have them, providing them have a little candy shop. I've also seen them at Walmart and Fry's Food & Drug.

♥[?]♥ Hi I am an advice columnist. I need some help. I am at a friends and I was at her neighbors house. We were tumbling and I knocked over one of the nice lady's pot holders. I broke the pot and I have scratches all over my legs. My friend got me out of there as fast as she could. I feel so bad. What do I do?

I know you've already been told this a few times, but I also think that buying her a new one would be a very kind move. You can just bring it to her door, and explain to her what happened. I'm shore she'll understand. Or, if you're too afraid to do that, leaving it by the front door with a note would be acceptable, but not as grand; however, it's better than nothing. [:

♥[?]♥ What are some songs that are about being sad because of the death of a friend? Thank you.

---"Concrete Angel", by Martina McBride.
---"Angel", by Sarah McLachlan.
---"I Will Remember You", by Sarah McLachlan.
---"Probably Wouldn't Be This Way", by LeAnne Rimes - LOVE IT!!
---"How Do I Live Without You", by LeAnne Rimes.
---"Because You Loved Me", by Celine Dion.
---"My Heart Will Go On", by Celine Dion.
---"I Hope You Dance", by LeeAnn Womack.
---"Hero", by Mariah Carey.
---"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You", by Michael Bolton. [not exactly about death, but missing someone so much]
---"Near You Always", by Jewel.
---"Blessed", by Christina Aguilera.
---"How Do You Get That Lonely?", by Blaine Larson.
---"Bridge Over Troubled Water", Charlotte Church version.
---"Truly, Maddly, Deeply", by Savage Garden.
---"Crash and Burn", by Savage Garden.
---"Travelin' Soldier", by Dixie Chicks.
---"Crazy", by KC & JoJo.
---"Whiskey Lullaby", by Brad Paisley and Allison Krauss.
---"Untitled", by Simple Plan.

Hopefully this will be enough. (:

♥[?]♥ Okay I want to put music on my myspace i have the url and its not a music video, but i dont know where to put it? help..?

Paste the URL in the code where I tell you to below:

< embed allowScriptAccess="never"style='display:none' src='PUT THE URL OF SONG HERE, WITHIN THE TWO QUOTES'AUTOSTART='True' LOOP='1' >

Now, simply delete the TWO EMPTY spaces separating the < [in the beginning] and > [at the end] from the rest of the code. Then copy it, and paste it into your "ABOUT ME" section.

I have a MySpace, also, so if you need any further assistance, don't hesitate to ask. [:

♥[?]♥ Have you ever died and woke up to think you are alive?

..No.

♥[?]♥ what r sum sites w/ quotes

You're BOUND to find what you want at one of the following:
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
Hopefully this helps ya!! Happie hunting!!

♥[?]♥ does anyone know any good quote sites ??

♥[?]♥ ok i like this guy and i want to tell him but i would get nevous and red in the face if i told him. so i want to do in a way that i dont have to tell him.plz help.

This may not be what you're wanting to hear, but I suggest asking them. I've always thought that if there's someone you find yourself having an interest in, the most productive thing to do is approach them. Just be bold, be honest, and go for it. It's the *ONLY* way to know for sure if he likes you or not; you can *ASSUME* he does/n't all you want... but you'll never know exactly how he feels unless it's coming straight from his lovely lips! [:

♥[?]♥ I was wondering if you call someone on the phone it rings once and you hang up with no one picking up will you get charged? Your answer will help me soo much :)

Yes, you will be deducted the one minute, even if it only lasts 35 seconds..

♥[?]♥ your a really good advice columnist! so, see if you can help with this- the guy i asked to cotillion hasnt answered yet, and hes really shy, and so am i, but i havta find out what his answer is, but hes always with his friends. how can i tth w/o interupting his conversation?

thanks a whole lot!!!

Well thank you! Feedback like this is always great. I'm glad I was able to help. [:

And hrm, that's a slight toughie. When did you ask him? Do you think he's taking an unreasonably amount of time to think this over?? When it comes to this sort of thing, you should always pin them down to a time, or at least an agreement (such as; "so you'll let me know before the end of this week?", or something to that degree).

I can understand where you're coming from when you say that you're afraid of "interrupting his conversation", but your plans are waiting on him. You have to be agressive about this, because God forbid he decides to NOT attend this dance with you.. then YOU'LL be the one feeling the burn (as you might have passed up a previous opportunity waiting on his reply) Besides, if he really does hold an interest in you (and I assume he does, to a certain extent. Otherwise, he would have said no right off the bat), he wouldn't mind you "interrupting his conversation" anyhow.

Do you ever see him before school? That would be a good time to approach him. You don't have to come right out and ask for his decision immediately. Just throw in a conversation starter; something like, "Always get to school this early?", or "Wasn't Mr. Dinglehopper's math assignment killer last night?" - just something to break the ice, ya know? I've learned that those quick one-liners tend to get things off to an fairly decent to alright start! :D

You could also take the same approach if you see him inbetween classes. However, I wouldn't strongly suggest that, because he could throw an excuse out there about having to get to class or something.

Here's a thought: have his phone number? Have his AIM screen name? Know anyone who does? Any way you could get ahold of that? Now, I say to definitely confront him in person first. Questioning him in person makes it seem like you care a bit more (than it would seem online, that is). Also, it allows you to see his reaction to being put on the spot. Facial expressions are quite significant. But, if you must, ask online; just make sure to get the answer!

I realize confronting him personally might make you a bit uncomfortable, but if you're truly interested and serious about attending this dance with him, it must be done. Just be bold, and go for it. You deserve that answer. It's the least he can do!!

And well, I hope things work out for the best! If you'd ever like another opinion, know that you always have one here. :D
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ do u know any other sites like this? http://www.robotic-heart.org/quotemania/Fifteen.html because i really like it and i was wondering if you knew any more like it? if anybody does, tell me. i like sites like that, that have aim fades, quotes, aim sn ideas and stuff.. like that site! sooo please help!! ♥

♥[?]♥ Does braces affect making out?? ive kissed my bf loads of times but he wants 2 make out n i really dunno how 2.. hes made out with tons of ppl i feel so stupid can someone give me some good advice?? I have braces btw.

I RATE EVERYONE 5'S!

Your braces should'nt get stuck together. While kissing, your teeth shouldn't even make contact. That's prettie much just a lame "What If" that movies play too much into, is all. No worries! :D

As for your second question, it's difficult to tell you HOW to make out, but I found a few websites that think they are capable of doing JUST that:
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_kissing.htm
- http://www.partyhearty.com/kissingadvice.html
- http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/
Goodluck!! :P

♥[?]♥ I'm a 14/f and i would like to give my boyfriend head, but i'm scared because i dont want to hurt him because of my braces or rip the condom or anything. what should i do?

-Lost-n-confoosed

Erm, well if you insist on doing this, that's completely up to you. All I can say is.. while performing this type of activity, your teeth shouldn't even make contact. That may seem like a lame answer now, but you'll understand when/if the time comes..

♥[?]♥ ok so im going out with this kid and and i have braces and so does he if like we make out or kiss will we get stuck together im jyss nervous lol ill rate 5's for none fagg answers

Your braces should't get stuck together. While kissing, your teeth shouldn't even make contact. That's prettie much just a lame "What If" that movies play too much into, is all. No worries! :D

♥[?]♥ i put my eyeliner on the top of my eyelid and the bottom, is that too much eye makeup? also i use mascara ..nothing else

Oh not at all. This is my everyday routine, and I absolutely love it. I wouldn't worrie about it. If you like it, I'm sure it looks fabulous! :D

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