It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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okay. so i want to give my boyfriend a blowjob. but im scared to get an STD. but theres only been one girl he's been "with" and thats one of my bestfriends. they used to go out. but i know for a fact that shes clean & has been tested because she has only been "with" him to. can i be sure he still doesnt have an STD even though i know for a fact my bestfriends been tested? (link)
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Chances are if he's only been with one girl, and they were both clean at the time, then he's still clean.
But, if you're so paranoid, have him wear a condom. They come in all kinds of flavors and colors. [:
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ok one of my good friend i learned today chews. i wish he wouldnt should i tell his parents? (link)
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I'm assuming you mean tobacco?
No. It's not your business. If you're going to talk to anyone about his habit, talk to him. Don't be a tattle tale. It's not healthy, no, but it's not wrong, either, so it's his business.
[There's a chance someone on here is going to say tell his parents because he's a minor, but really, we don't know that.]
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so im 17 yrs old about to turn 18 and my boyfriend is 18 as well. we've been dating for 7 months and were so in love. we have sex a lot but i wanna spice it up a little bit. he told me he wants me to be more aggressive but i dont know what i could do? any ideas? thx (link)
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Haha, being aggressive is easy. [: (Don't do it at a bad time when he can't react properly) When you want to kiss him, shove him (gently now, you don't want to abuse the boy, but still forcefully enough that he's where you want him) up against a wall, pull his head down to your face, and kiss him. Don't wait for him to come to you. When you want to have sex, whisper it into his ear. Not like a little girl whispering a secret or anything, make your voice low and sexy. When you have sex, initiate it. Be on top. Try new positions. Guide his hands where you want them, even when he knows where to go.
Just simple stuff like that should get the ball rolling. [:
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well where do i begin, back in 1995 my wife thought that i was cheating on her because i would have cybersex when the internet first cranked up. so she got real close to a co-worker of mine and they started playing a game on me and after about 2 years i was watching my friend/co-worker literaly dating right in front of my eyes. i was the third wheel. ok he was married also, but i felt the tension so strong between them that one night we all got drunk and had a male,male,female threesome. But the deal was before we did this was that one day i get my turn back with a female,female, and me threesome. Ok i held up to my part of the bargin but she doesn't want to hold up to hers. i have suggested ideas and people to return the favor but she tells me that it's not going to happen she made a mistake. why is she doing this and why won't she let me do what she did? i don't want to be 90 when she dicides to let me have my turn at the fun i let her have. i don't think my relationship is fair at this point and she says, sorry life isn't fair. what can i do. (link)
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Don't ask us, ask your wife.
Possible reasons could be that your wife would be self conscious of various things, from her body to her performance. Although it's easier for a woman to be dominated by two men, it's not so easy to be 'one of the women' in a threesome. What if the other woman's skinnier, prettier, has larger breasts. What if you decide to date this girl in front of your wife's eyes? She could be jealous, yeah, but even more nervous. It's obvious that the decision to have the first threesome should've been made sober, but since it wasn't... well, this probably isn't a very nice logic, but why not try it again? For God's sake, don't push anything on her, but ask your wife that if it could happen, would she let it.
Communication is key in any relationship. No one knows your wife better than you do. [:
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17/f
My boyfriend and I are both super indecisive and can never think of anything to do. Any ideas? (link)
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Volunteer together?
Go to the mall
See a movie
Go to an amusement park
Rent a movie
Hang out with friends
Take a walk
Go to a park [and swing on the swings?]
Babysit together
Play hide and go seek in Walmart [or whatever store, just an example]
Play video games
Give each other massages
Go to parties
Go to concerts
Go to the beach
Go shopping together [even if you never spend any money]
Go out to eat
Order pizza
Make a pizza
Make your family dinner
Make his family dinner
Have a pillow fight
Maybe those'll help some?
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What is vaginal discharge ???
what is the color of vaginal discharge ??
what is cum ??? what is the color of cum ???
is cum discharge happens ??? (link)
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Google it or search www.urbandictionary.com
Or both.
[: sorry, I don't have time to answer questions like that, that could be asked to the pool of users.
Thanks for picking me, though.
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will drinking water help pass a drug test .. urine kind???? its for a paper in my health class (link)
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When in doubt, check
www.hightimes.com
http://www.cleartest.com/
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16/f
okay so i have this friend.. and she's my best friend. but like she likes like 2235235 guys at once. and its totally unfair because that means that i like am not allowed to like any of them. and the guy that she hooked up with for the first time ever is really cute and like im really good friends with him too. i think he might be starting to like me because he was really nice to me yesterday and he was flirting a lot. it was raining and he like gave me his hat so my hair wouldnt get messed up (because i had straightened it) and he asked me if i wanted him to take off his shirt and give it to me because i looked cold. and everytime we got out of the car he like grabbed my hand to help me out. and there were like 10 other girls there and he only did that for me. i know this is how he acts when he likes a girl. and then theres this other guy that my friend says she doesnt like anymore but i know she does. anyways, he likes me too i think.. because he asked me out like a few months ago. and hes like really cute too. i know she would get mad if i went out with/ hooked up with either of these guys.. but its so unfair! like these are 2 guys that could potentially make great boyfriends/ hook ups but they're like off-limits. theres like a few other guys i'm interested in too or whatever but i just feel like she has 'claimed' so many guys. i mean theres only like so many guys.. even though we hang out with guys from like 4 different schools. ya know? so what should i do? (link)
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Oh, how I hate that "rule" about girls not liking their friends' crushes. It's not fair to anyone. Like who you want to like. Hang out with who you want to hang out with. Tell your friend to pursue one guy at a time, it's not nice to string guys along (and its certainly not mature, either)- as will you.
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what are some part time jobs for 16 year olds in mass? (link)
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Fast foods
Grocery stores
Some places in the mall
Volunteer
Babysitting
Become a lifeguard(?) at a local pool
Summer's a good time to start looking,too, but hurry, before all the good jobs are taken.
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I have dated one guys for 5 years now an he has cheated on me 17 times. I moved out from his house an now i live with someone i really get along with. Everytime i try to break up with the other guy he begs me not to do it that he will change. Please i need so advice on how to tell him i dnt want him no more (link)
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17? Please tell me that's a typo.
I wouldn't stay with a guy if he cheated on me once- I wouldn't have given him the chance to make it to seventeen. This guy will always, always (and yes, ALWAYS) be a cheater. If he can stay committed to one girl after five years of being with her, what do you think the rest of your life will be like?
You're too forgiving. Have some self respect. Even if you don't get with the other person you live with, don't be with the cheater. No one deserves to be with a cheater or a player.
How do you tell him you don't want him anymore?
"We're breaking up. I deserve better than you." should suffice.
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Why do people believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy and was pulled off by the government just because they watched well edited movies like Loose Change and Zeitgeist? Doesn't anyone realize the lies and half truths they are being fed? Why doesn't anyone do any of their own research?
Thanks, I just want some reasoning to this disturbing trend in America's youth. (link)
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People are ignorant, plain and simple. Some people, you just can't make them happy. That's all there is too it.
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Nobody wears long dresses to prom at my school anymore. With that in mind, can I please get some opinions on this dress for prom: http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml;jsessionid=1OI2X5M3P4FV2CQAAKHBACQ?itemId=prod39430031&parentId=cat9360743&masterId=cat9360733&index=0&cmCat=cat000000cat000001cat000111cat000131cat9360733cat9360743
Is it too cheap looking?
Is it not formal/classy enough?
I am 5'8, 120 lbs, so I won't look too much worse than the model (link)
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It's not so much cheap looking, just.. not all that classy.
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whats the meaning of the music video (link)
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The video just seems to be about her ever day life. That's what she does and deals with every day of her life. I haven't heard the song in a while, so I can't remember exactly what it has to do with the video.
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okay so i have been going out with a guy for about 2 months and i really really like him but these past few days he has been getting mad at me for the weirdest things like i got my phone taken away and he got mad at me and called me stupid and when i talk to him on the phone he starts yelling at me and calling me lazy and stupid
should i put up with that or should i break up with him? (link)
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Don't put up with that. No guy [especially not one you've only been with 2 months] is worth that. You aren't stupid, and if he thinks so, then he can just go find someone else thats smarter. Chances are, though, that no other self respecting girl would put up with him.
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At my school theres this really awesome girl that im pretty sure has liked me cause its been yelled at me lol and we dont really know eachother at all. We've strange conversations. In one case my friend and i were sitting and she came over with her 2 friends and they started talking. Bell rings im sitting there she walks around and ask 4 someone to walk her to class and ask me we walk over talking a nervous awkward conversation. When we got there she asked 4 a hug and was strange caus we dont know eachothr (link)
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Ask her what her interests are! Just.. walk up to her and tell her your name and what classes you have together. Ask her for her notes, homework, what she thinks about the teacher, etc. Anything that just gets the ball rolling.
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im sitting here studying for Å final that i have monday
& i cant concentrate
i mean i can read the words so easily but my brain wont process them at all. like now, when i try to remember what i studied my brain is screaming out "no, dont make me think! i cant think right now! shut down shut down!"
&then i g completely blank
which is totallly un-heard of for me
i mean i am ALWAYS thinking..
Always!
so whats the problem?
how do i fix it? thanx so so so much!!!!!!!
&hearts (link)
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Chill out, hun. [: Give yourself a good break-- an at home mani/pedi [lolz,if you're a girl, I mean], watch a good movie, do something you love, go for a bike ride, excersize, anything that will get your brain going.
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haha this is weird but when you get fingered do you like stand up or lay down? (link)
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You can do both, but in my experience it's easier and less awkward to be laying down. Haha, I kind of feel lazy when I do that, but my boyfriend has never seemed to mind.
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14/f. theres this guy in one of my classes who like always says random stuff to me like "i love your ears" and "can i touch your eyebrows". and "i love you ____ (my name)" all stuff like that. hes this like really laid back i guess "cool", asian kid. and the problem is that it leaves be confused. like idk whether hes just joking, or he means it and hes just trying to be my friend. cause i dont want to be like agreeing to it when he was just kidding but i dont want to be cold and lose a friend.. but i really have no idea so it bugs me and i try to avoid him so he doesnt say stuff like that. like idk how to respond so im usually like.. "okay." but what else could i say? i mean how can i tell whether hes joking or not too? if he genuinely wants to be my friend? geeeez help please. (link)
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Haha, I totally agree with the person below me. Play along. You can never have to many friends, and it really doesn't matter whether or not if he's joking/serious/flirting/whatever. Joke back. If you find out he means it..well, deal with it then.
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Ok so I heard this song and I really liked it. The problem is that I didn't catch the name or the artist, and I only know some of the words. The only part I remember is "elvis will you teach me how to play? Jesus will you teach me how to pray?" And even then I'm not sure if those are even right!! I'm really sorry if it will be hard to find but I greatly appreciate any answers as to who sings it and what it is called. Thanks so muchh!! (link)
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Is it possibly Born Too Late by The Clarks?
http://www.lyricsdomain.com/20/the_clarks/born_too_late.html
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ok this might sound really really weird, but like i shave my underarm hair on both sides, but it only ever grows back on one side. why is that? should i be worried? (link)
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Nah, I wouldn't be worried, if I were you. I mean, if you're paranoid or something, you can go to the doctor, but if it were me, I'd just be thankful that I only had to shave half as much.
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