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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

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can the air i breathe give me respiratory conditions? like if i breathe pollutants.. what conditions could it give me?

asthma among other cancers

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Please stop writing about me in Amy's advice column. The person I'm talking about knows I'm talking about her. It's hurtful to get lies made up about me and called stuck up, especially when you're posting it on an internet website. I'm sorry if i offended anyone but it really hurts my feelings. I know this isnt a question, but i will rate 5 if u just post this in your advice column.
Thanks. :)

Huh?

You guys need 2 work this out in person!

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hey all how will i know if my finger is broken likes what kind of signs should i chceck for.

If it is black and blue...
If it has hurt continuously for at least a day...
If it is swollen....
If it feels boken...
If a bone is popping out...

...it is broken

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I have a persuasive speech that I have to write by tomorrow. my aim is to persuade people do donate blood, it has to be a six to eight minute speech so if anyone out there has anything good on that topic that might help it would be awesome, thanks. :)

mention that there are filters so that people can't get poisoned...explain how they work

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hey all i hurt my finger it is all black and blue and it hurts to bend it up and down and side to side and where it's black and blue there is this little bump it just hurts what should i do should i go to the hospital or the doctor.
what did i do to it break it or sprin

Sounds like a severe break to me...

If it isn't better tomorrow, high tail it over to the emergency room, ok?

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I'm really bored, and sick of the websites I've been viewing. Does anyone know any cool websites that I can go to? Thanks! I rate 5's for helpful answers!

www.funnyjokes.com

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well ive been with my boyfriend for 2 months. we're both 14 and pretty conservative. im not sure what everyone else does but im not sure where we should be in our relationship. if you have any experience with this at all, any help is greatly appreciated.

If I were in your position, I would have already kissed...

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wheres a good place to get cute cheap underwear [if u can list the styles they sell too thnx]

Rave or G&G sell cute underwear and I think it's all thongs.
Anchor Blue sells boyshorts and thongs.
PacSun sells a lot of thongs and bikini-style underwear!

...and please forgive me for statng the obvious, but Victoria's Secret (all underwear styles) often has sales...especially in January and July!

This underwear runs from $5-7 per pair!

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I wasnt really sure what to put this under, sorry. I need people to give me alot of ideas for fundraisers because my church is trying to raise money for our teen group to go to church camp. We need to make alot of money in a short amount of time. thank you very much.

www.abcfundraising.com is good. See's candy sells well, and Car Washes work, too. Ask businesses if they are willing to match what you make...it cuts down the work by a LOT!!

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Does anyone know where i can find a website that would show any beaches near Hollywood, CA?

I am doing a report and I'm staying in Hollywood, CA and i want to go to a beach. Does anyone know any beaches around there?

Hollywood is actually not by the beach, we have a city called Malibu, you've probably heard of it, anyway, Malibu is like all beaches, so I recommend going to Zuma beach there! That's where I go. Don't go to Venice Beach or SAnta Monica, sewers enter straight into the water in both those places!

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my entire forehead is acne scars, what can i get for cheap that will get rid of them? and does anyone know cheap face washes or anything to prevent acne without drying out my face really bad?
thanks!

If you save money. you often sacrifice quality...mederma for scars and neutrogena for face

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does anyone know good tricks to getting blood stains out of clothes? thanks

cold water works wonders

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I’m a high school senior, and I’m playing a principle character (but not a lead or supporting character) in this year’s school musical. For most of my scenes, I have a microphone. There are only a few microphones so the principles have to share. All through rehearsal, I had enough time to swap microphones with my designated partner. However, on opening night, I didn’t, and I couldn’t get my microphone on in time. It fell out of my dress while I was onstage. I pretended like it wasn’t even there, and this angered my director.

What should I have done? Is it better to break curtain, or to break character? And what should I do if it happens in subsequent performances?

Under any avoidable circumstances, do NOT break character. This can ruin the play. Breaking curtain is better than that. Your other actors will need to improvise, and if they can carry on without you and just watch backstage.

For example: If the line was," AHHHHH I'm ANGRY!!!!!!"

Then your co-actors would say, "I think she was really mad. I must be psychic or something."

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I am having a party in two weeks because its the end of the school year. I have this one friend who I just met this year. I really like her and I want to invite her to my party. The only problem is that some of my friends dont like her. They think she is annoying. I really want her at my party but I dont want to upset my friends either. Some of my friends said they wont come if she is there. I really want my new friend there but I also want my other friends to have a good time and come. What should I do? Thanks for your help!

Who's party is it? Yours? That's what I thought. You need to please YOURSELF because in the end that's what really matters. If you really honestly truly care about your friends, then don't invite this girl. I think that that;s wrong though. It's your party...

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my underarms get sweaty a lot! and ive heard secret is the best brand to use a lot but it doesnt work well for me.. i need something stronger..do you guys think using babypowder would work? why or why not.. thanks!!

I use Secret, but Speed Stick works really well too. So does Dove!

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What do you look for when you make someone your favorite columnist?

Well, I make sure they give good advice, and that I have talked to them at least once to make sure they're nice.

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what age do girls stop growing their boobs?

can milk help them grow?

between 17 and 20...nope

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Ok so ive really liked a female friend of mine for a while now (im 18/m), but shes had a boyfriend for about the past 6 months, and ive all but given up on pursuing her. she has a friend thats pretty cute and seems really nice that im thinking of asking out at some point down the line but heres the thing, im worried it might destroy what litle chance i have with my friend if her and her bf ever break up. so onto my question in readers digest form, do girls have a problem with dating a guy thats dated one of their best friends?

YES!! I would never do that or let my bff do it. It's an insult to the second girl like ,"Here, I'm done with him" and guys aren't like a bag of chips.

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I'm 15/f, and I want a job. I can't really get a job right now because I'm only 15 and most places hire when you're 16. I don't turn 16 until August, but I wanted to go ahead and get one so I can have money to go towards getting a car and other stuff. So, does anyone have ideas for what I could do or any places that hire at 15?

Oh, please don't say babysitter, lol. I'm terrible with kids. Thanks! =)

hot dog on a stick aka muscle beach lemonade

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hello im a 13 year old girl and my boyfriend is 15 and a half well ill be 14 soon but any ways.. he wants to have kids i want to but i still think im too young if i wasnt in school then i think im for it b ut i dont know i need some advice.

haha. That's funny. You are in no condition to have kids, and also in no condition to throw your life away...you won't have a life until you're almost 30, but you'll be working at mcdonald's to pay for your kids college, so you will be stupid and will ahve no life, and you might die...sounds like fun to me.

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