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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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omfg!!! i have the worst cramps ever today!! i took ib profen already and that didnt work!

i need some way to get rid of them or make them not so bad!

ik ppl say working out helps..but there is no way in hell im working out with this bad of cramps!

HELP!!

ill rate 5s!

midol, advil, or a warm bath should help. Try and sleep so you won't feel it. Wait til the ibuprofen wears off before taking any other meds though.

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I posted this to a single person, before I knew it could be answered by anybody with an account;
I am a 17 year old male, and came across your site by accident, or possibly fate. I have a big social problem. I've always been described as "the different one". I was always the one who did his work in class, or didn't do things exactly the same way as everybody else. I was just different like that since primary school. (I'll just say at this point that I'm not gay. A lot of people ask that when you say you're "different") The problem is, I've never been able to shake certain difficulties I've had as a result of being unusual. So now I find myself at 17; I've never been to a party where I've drunk. I've never been kissed. I've never had a girlfriend. Nobody knows who I am, nobody seems to care. I find it difficult to make friends, because I feel socially awkward, because everybody expects me to know things that I don't, because I never developed those social skills. Most of the friends I do have are the poisonous kind. They will be friendly some days, but only because it benefits them. At other times they seem totally unfriendly. I feel like I'm tied into keeping them, because it's not as easy as just pretending they don't exist, and if I alienated them, then I wouldn't have anybody left.
I don't want to become "normal" (if that exists as something to become), I would just like to know how I can fit better into the social structure of school life, and develop general social skills. I feel like I got expelled from the school of social interaction as a kid, and now I've found out there's no adult ed. class.
Thanks,
SilentOne

Tutor the popular kids.

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how can you make pictures look black and white and stuff because my camera doesnt take blakc and white pictures

Photoshop will do it or ask the person who develops your pictures....on their machines, they just push a button...

EDIT:Photoshop is a commonly used program in which you can edit photos, crop them, and change things of the like.

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I have this friend thats my neighbor and ive known him all my life pretty much and like we used to be unseparable ((spelling)) and now like since i got a little older and he got more into his baseball and paintball its like were fading apart and i just dont want that to happen because i would die for him if it came down to that and i juss REALLY dont wanna lose him cuz hes like the little brother i never had,,,does anyone have any suggestions on what i could do to help this friendship?!?

I rate HIGH if you can help!

Unseperable isn't a word. It's inseperable. Spend time with him.

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hey! i stay home in the summer (cant go outside or anything like that) soo what can i do? being online bores me too much. so what are some other things that i can do to keep busy && things that are sumwhat fun? any ideas? all i do now is just like be on the computer or watch tv... so what else is fun to do? ♥ nicole

make things/scrapbook!!

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ok well i have a really hard time getting a tan..so i bout the SPRAY on tan not the stuff u rub and now its darker in places and i want it off

does anyone know how to get it off by tomorrow bc i have to wear a bathing suit and it look really stupid

thanks in advance

exfoliate your skin/shave. should fade it.

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* okay soo.. i want a new sn. heres some info about me. im a girly girl. im a brunette. i like makeup (eyeliner, lipgloss, mascara, etc). im short,lol. i like pink. i love the movie THE NOTEBOOK. and also i love the store aeropostale!!! so include any of those in a sn if ya can or want. thanks so much =)! please help! *

how about shrtmkeupvxenpk?? shortmakeupvixenpink shortened...

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i have to go to a graduation party tomorrow and theres a swimming pool and everyones gunna be swimming! well i just got my period for the first time thursday night ( graduation party's sunday) should i swim? and if i do do i wear a tampon? please help what do i do?

Water pressure actualy stops your period, well like you won't be bleeding all over the place. Wear a tampon anyway though! Have fun!!

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I need a pet! should i get a dog or cat? i dont want it to smell bad! so what smell better

Cats, as long as you clean the litter box!

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please read this and help me..i'll rate 5s..just please i desperately need help more than anything


i fell in love with a guy named harrison about 2 years ago, and we have been unseperable ever since then. we'd always have the occasional fights between us, and i was crazy about him, and he was about me too. i loved him more than anything in the world, and this was not just puppy love, this was the real thing. he was my first and possibly final love, and i lost my virginity to him. when he moved to iowa last year, we still loved each other and he never even attempted to go out with any other girl. he was the best thing that had ever happened to me, and i loved him..i truly mean it. he was always there for me, he was there when mother died, i lost my best friend, and when i had to have a heart surgery.


recently he died in a car accident. it wasn't his fault at all, it was horrible luck. he was driving on a highway and a drunk driver crashed into his car, killing him. i cried myself to sleep for months, and i just didn't care about anything but him. i was obsessing yes, but i loved him, and i know he loved me too. he was the only one for me, and i know he's gone now and i should move on and look for other guys, but i don't think i'll ever find anyone else like harrison. i will still of course try, but i cannot help but feel horrible. sometimes i feel i should kill myself so i can join harrison up in heaven, but i have never succeeded. i am hurt beyond words, and i don't know what to do anymore. please help me, anything will help right now. thank you so much for reading all of this.. love, lauren

There is no such word as unseperable. It's inseperable. Yeah, I think you should move on, becasue a true real boyfriend will help yo through this. Good luck!

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Well Its always been my dream to make a cd and have it in stores and like all that stuff! well I have gotten this offer and I can get this thing its like a record deal.. you make a cd and everything and it goes in stores ALL over the world.. but its just to see how many people will like you.. and id make about $7,000.. which is like nothing.. but if alot of people got my cd.. Id get an actualy record deal and more money.. so my question is.. Should I go for that or should I just make a demo and send it to a bunch of record lables and then try to get signed by a big record lable?

please and thanks
maddie

Definitely do the Cd now, and just don't get signed and bound by a contract. You better make it good, becasue you will have no career if it doesn't sell. Isn't that what you would acheive pretty much with a demo?

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ok well yes. i know, its a girl question, but im not sure about it. I have a had my period for about 9 months, but this month it hasnt came it was due on the 21st, but it still isnt here, i have never ever had sex. and i dont know what to do! please please tell me its goin to be okay...i dont need to be pregnet at 14...

thanks
scared!

You can't be pregnant if you haven't had sex.

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what do you say is "in" style right now?

Haha. Like people listen to me.

A merican Eagle, short shorts, bermuda shorts, skorts, and color. Haha. color. My PE clothes are in too, because I'm wearing them :).

Cute tees with funny phrases are always in...

lol

amy

that was lots of love

btw

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I am wondering is it bad to flirt with a guy that has a g/f but i REALLY like him a lot!!

duh.

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i sometimes say some mean things to my parents and i know they get hurt by it but they just sometimes really bug me. how do i hold in what i want to say?

I don't know, but for me, I always ask how their day was and keep my room clean...

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hey i really would like to know where i can buy some sunglasses like.. the nicole ricci type! .. and they're big and the outsides are thick and white and the actual glasses parts arent black but kind of a dark brown! and i dont want them from somewhere really expensive like dior or something haha but around like $40 $50 or even less..i know there's some girls out there that know exactly what im talking about;) please help! i'll rate everyone that answers with a reasonable answer with 5's

Nicole Richie, or Christina Ricci? you got me all confused. Try ebay, you can get anything there, it's crazzzzy!

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whats in the middle of a jawbreaker because i dont know what it is

haha. Maybe it's gum...I never finish mine :)

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I've always used a note to break up with someone because I'm shy and when I break up with my boyfriends, I wouldn't be able to look them in their face or be able to talk because I'd be so nervous. So my question is: What's the best way to break up with a guy? You know, like note, phone, in person, online?

In person, by far.

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I REALLY REALLY like this guy A LOT and he likes me to but he has a g/f and i realy like him what should i do??

Wait til he and his girlfreind break up.

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well i was walking home from school and an old man came up to me he groped me so i punched him in his nose it was the first thing that came into my head,and it started bleeding he told me he was going to press charges what should i do?

He can't press charges, relax. You were acting in self-defense. If anyone should sue anyone, it should be you suing him for mental anguish.

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