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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know the approximate month for Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2 release out to theatre?
Looks like it's scheduled to hit theaters on August 8th, of 2008.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1018785/

♥[?]♥ ugh i have so much eyeliner and it wont juss stick to my eye....does anyone know a good brand of eyeliner?
I think the two best brands of eye liner out there are Meryl Norman and Beautique. Meryl Norman, which to my knowledge can only be purchased at The Meryl Norman Cosmetic Studios (often found in malls), is pricey. It typically runs about $8.50 - $15.00, but it really is good stuff. It glides on with ease, and it stays on all day. And if that price is a little bit more than what you're looking to spend, I suggest Beautique - which is actually my perfernece. Thing is, I've only seen Beautique at Sally's. I guess the good news is that it's only .99 cents. And trust me, I wouldn't buy crap make up, so do not let this dollar price throw you off. You'd be cheating yourself out of something really special. Beautique is easily applied, and you will have many hours of perfect wear - all free of smudging. I probably could not promote this item enough; as I am very satisfied with it's results. I've been using it for about six years now. But if you still have doubts... for only .99 cents, it's worth a shot. :)

♥[?]♥ is there a limit to the amount of photos you can have on photobucket? if so, what is the limit and will anything happen to your old pictures if you reach said limit? i basically keep my life on my photobucket. i have around 500 pictures on there, so i have no idea what i would do with myself if anything happened to them. thanks!
Yes, there is a limit of 1,000 images. And you do not run a risk of going over your limit and losing your files. Once you reach 1,000 pictures, you simply can not upload anymore. Not to worry. :)

If you have any other concerns, check out the Photobucket FAQs page:
http://photobucket.com/faq

♥[?]♥ there is a family i want to baby sit for so i put a flyer in their mailbox but they never responded so should i put a flyer in their mailbox for a mommy's helper.
If they did not respond to the flyer the first time, they will not respond to the flyer the second time. Unless of course they are lodging a harrassment complaint about you to your parents. ;) I really do not see why you would insist on pursuing that household any longer.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to severly discourage you from leaving any item of any sort in any mailbox anywhere. It is illegal to tamper with a mailbox that is not yours, if you do not work for the Government. Unless you are an official mail carrier, you are committing a federal offense the second your hand reaches inside of that box. Because technically, the mailbox does not belong to the property it sits on. It belongs to the United States Postal Service. Disobeying this law could lead to fines, probation, and even jail time. They do not take that issue lightly, especially these days with all of the terrorism concerns.


Have a look at this passage. It is a short quote from http://www.residential-mailboxes.net/Article/Residential-Mailboxes/Law-For-Residential-Mail-Box.htm.

"Existing residential mailbox laws state that only authorized letter carriers may insert mail into a residential mailbox. A penalty will be imposed for anyone who is not a letter carrier and is inserting mail in the residential mailbox. It is a federal offense for tampering with the mail and a fine or possibly jail time can be the punishment for the offense. Generally, resident mailboxes are for mail use only."

♥[?]♥ can watching porn give u an orgasm?
just wondering.
Yes. Usually it's more about what you physically do while watching pornography, but activity isn't always needed - sometimes it's purely visual.

♥[?]♥ When did you make your acount??
Member Since:
July 13, 2004

This is a unique question.

♥[?]♥ 15/f/va

i'm 15, living in virginia, and want a summer job, but most places will not hire me until i turn 16.

do you know of any places that do hire 15 year olds?
There are actually several places I can think of that will accept a 15 year old applicant. I have two cousins at the age of 15 in Virgina. They've both found work in Subway. You could also try Wendy's, Dairy Queen and Quizno's to name a few well known establishments. I'm willing to bet you will stand a great chance of snatching something at a local Mom & Pop pizza place. I'd also suggest grocery stores, party stores, dollar stores and a library assistant. Applying for a job at any age can sometimes be a challenge. It's really all a matter of how baddly you want, or need, the job. You will find that persistence pays off, so just try not to get flustered. You'll find something, I promise. :)

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know any good quotes? I really like reading quotes and telling them to people and stuff but i ran out! I like random one's and i really want ones from songs and stuff! thanks in advance!
Try these:
- http://www.quoteworld.org/browse.php
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ here are these to really great girls im trying to find out which one i should date, i cant choose!
i need help sooo bad

okayy #1 is Jessica

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5zm2kgl


#2 this is Haley

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5xhrxuw

which one? i dont know, im having a SUPER hard time

ALSO PLEASE TELL ME WHO IS PRETTIER I CANT TELL THAT STUFF IDK WHY BUT IM HAVING A HARD TIME pleasee help

thanks!!
I wish you would leave these girls alone. :(

♥[?]♥ will it calse more pain or can he streach me open if his penise is to big?
The vagina has the capability of passing an entire human being, so at some point or another, pain will be inevitable. Take it slow, and you'll be okie doke.

♥[?]♥ will it hurt the first time?
That varies case to case. Chances are that it will at least be a little bit uncomfortable your first time, but slight pain is very possible. I highly doubt it will be unbearable if you ease into it.

♥[?]♥ does any one know of a good website fot myspace layouts... I have gone to whateverlife.com and pimpyourprofile.com but... I cant find any more GOOD ones! someone help!

Thankss
Here are a few:
- http://www.createblog.com/layouts/index.php?layout=myspace_layouts
- http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=84395868
- http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=94852254

♥[?]♥ here are these to really great girls im trying to find out which one i should date, i cant choose!
i need help sooo bad

okayy #1 is Jessica she is very nice, very outgoing, pretty, loves to cook, loves to paint and express herself. I reallly reallly like her a lot.
here is a pic of #1

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5zm2kgl



#2 this is Haley, she is nice, kind of outgoing, patient, loves to flirt, and loves to kiss, and hug, and very demanding girl. i like her a lot too.
heres a pic of #2

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5xhrxuw

which one? i dont know, im having a SUPER hard time

thanks!!
I vote that you just leave them both alone, since clearly all they would be to you is a trophy. These are human beings. If you can't decide, neither are right for you. Stop being so infantile and selfish.

♥[?]♥ am i growing boobs?... because my chest hurts when i poke it? hahaha sorry to sound stupid but im so confusedddd x]
That is a common sign, yes.. If you're a younger teen, that is probably what is happening. If it becomes unbearable, you might want to have a Doctor take a look at it. Though I doubt it will lead to that.

♥[?]♥ how do you put real hearts on aim not the
Use the 'Copyright' symbol,"©", and change the font to 'Symbols'.

♥[?]♥ What does a moderator do?

Also, how do you become a moderator?
Basically, there are three levels of Moderators; 1, 2, and 3. Level 1 Moderators have the ability to rate questions on a scale from 1 to 3, three being an excellent question, and one being something that is harmful, very poorly written or painfully common. Level 1 Moderators take part in helping to ensure that Advicenators is a website worth coming back to.


Level 2 Moderators have a little bit more privileges. They go through Abuse Reports and register temporary account suspensions, approve questions, and delete questions. It's more difficult to become a Level 2, as there is a limited number of them, and they are assigned as needed.


Look these two pages over for greater detail:
http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=13
http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=11

♥[?]♥ i jerk off almost every day is that helthy?
You're not the only one who masturbates on a daily basis. We all do it or at least have done it on multiple occassions. I promise.

http://coolnurse.com/masturbation.htm
Why don't you check that website out for some more information. It's proven to be quite beneficial.


♥[?]♥ where can i find some.
like quotes really wise people have said in the past.
thanks!
Here is a really good page:
http://www.wisdomquotes.com/

♥[?]♥ is kissing a guy with a lip ring more of a turn on then kissing one without....
Any sort of piercing on a male is a gigantic turn off, in my opinion - particularly facial piercings. :)

♥[?]♥ I'm putting together this little notebook with meaningful quotes and sayings. I just wanted to hear what everyone's favorite quotes were. It could be about anything; love, life, death, happiness, sadness, work, friendship, etc. The quotes may or may not be from a movie.

If you have heard some kind of quote that really inspired you in some way, please share. I promise to rate! Thanks!
"Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That is why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong.


"I've got champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Fall Out Boy.


"Nobody can hurt you, without your permission."


"It's not that I don't wanna share my life with you. It's just that I'm the one I need to be true to, and I won't give up me to be part of you." - Jessica Simpson.


"If God brings you to it, He will always bring you through it"


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