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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Its me. caden. Do you have any fave alternative bands like intropol, Death cab for cutie, the postal service, and green day? Those are my faves. Do you have any pics of you now that you could put on this page? I wanna say thanks for adding and requesting me.
Aww, hiya, Caden!! :D


To be honest, of the bands you've mentioned, I've only heard of Green Day. I like Green Day's OLD stuff. As far as other bands go, I'm not sure if they're "alternative" or not, but I like Offspring, Savage Garden, and Red Hot Chili Peppers a BUNCH!!


I have recent pictures, yep. I usually alternate between a few. This is the longest I've ever left the same one up there. I need to change it. I went to take some more tonight, but the flash turned the entire picture white - that's a common problem with my camera. :( Good suggestion though, I'll work on that.


And about your link.. I find your advice to be very helpful. Your blunt and to the point, I like that. You just seem like an all around polite guy, and that's refreshing. (:


Let's not be strangers,
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ is it unusual for a guy to like 2 girls.
It's not unheard of, but it's not way to keep a lasting relationship..

♥[?]♥ Anybody know what a good site for qoutes and MSN display pictures? Not firehot qoutes ha ha :) Thanks!
You're BOUND to find what you want at one of the following:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ Can someone give me a cute little saying about missing someone you're in love with, and knowing you don't have a chance. Either one will do! I want to put one in my AIM profile.
You're BOUND to find what you want at one of the following:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ Hi i was wondering if it is possible to skip one period? THANKS!
Yep. It's definitely not unheard of :)

♥[?]♥ Alright. Any one know any songs/quotes..

That is like. He stole the most important thing.

Like your heart/virginity.

If that makes anysense.

ASAP_please.
Well, I'd say you're bound to find what you want at one of the following:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ Is it normal to completely lose your appetite when you have the flu? Food makes me feel sick right now.
Oh yeah, very common. Just try a couple crackers or a small bowl of soup. Make a few efforts, but don't force yourself. [:

♥[?]♥ how do i put music onto my xanga site?
You can find a song at one of the following:
- http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music
- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore
- http://www.xanga.com/musicurl
- http://www.xanga.com/XxAaNnGaA_MUSIC
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Beyond_Amazing_Music
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxX_MUSIC_4_U_XxX



Once you've found a song on one of those pages, click the link to hear it. Chances are it will play on Windows Media Player. In WHICH case, simply go up to "FILES".. "PROPERTIES" and copy EVERYTHING in the "LOCATION" slot.


Then SIGN INTO Xanga.. go to your "LOOK & FEEL" page. Scroll down to the "MUSIC" section, and put it in the "MUSIC" slot.


It's a piece of cake.
Lemme know if you need additional help with anything. :)

♥[?]♥ hey
im having trouble with my scrollbars on myspace.
i have found some codes for them and then when i enter them, nothing seems to happen :( its very frustrating could some one please give me a link to something that will actually work and give me step by step details on how to do it?

thanks in advance ♥ xXx
This should help:
http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create :)

♥[?]♥ when you have sex and your pregnant and you have it unprotected..
is there a chance of like getting twins or something??
like you know you have the chance of getting pregnant when a guy gets in you
but when you're pregnant and a guy gets in you is there a chance of getting pregnant again??

stupid question...
No. Whether or not the chances for you to have twins are high or not, depends on your genetic mark up. It has nothing to do with having sex twice. :)

♥[?]♥ can looking at porn give your computer viruses?what are some good porn sites and how do i erase the website memory
Does porn give your computer viruses? BIG TIME!!!


As far as recommending some "good porn sites", that material isn't suitable for Advicenators. Asnswering a question like that could possibly land Advicenators in a whole grip of trouble, sorrie..


As far as clearing your history, simple. On an open Internet Explorer window, go up to "TOOLS". Then go down to "INTERNET OPTIONS" Then under "HISTORY", click "CLEAR HISTORY". It will erase the memory of all past sites. Piece of cake, right? :)

♥[?]♥ do u think its ok for someone who is fourteen to hide a boyfriend from there parents i dont have one yet but in the futrue is it ok because i think my parents dont want me to have one but is it ok because its wut teenages do
I wouldn't recommend hiding it from your parents. If you have to keep your relationship a secret because your parents wouldn't approve, things could get messy and blow up in your face. Relationships are great learning experiences, but at fourteen, it might not be worth the trouble you could get it. But ultimately, this is up to you. Just make sure you think this through, and be willing to accept any and all consequences. (:

♥[?]♥ Is there anyway for columnist to change the format of their usernames?
If you have a Paid Account, you can change usernames. Non paying accounts do not have this feature.


For more on paid accounts, check out:
-- http://advicenators.com/paidaccounts.php

♥[?]♥ What are some good sites to go to that have stuff that you can put on your advice coulumn and decorate your advice column with?
Unless you have a paid account, the only way to "decorate" your advice column is to select a background, and the standard text colors.


For some help with color codes, check out:
-- http://html-color-codes.com/
-- http://www.htmlgoodies.com/tutorials/colors/article.php/3478961
-- http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/




As for backgrounds, Advicenators offers backgrounds. Did you know this? Check them out at:
-- http://www.advicenators.com/backgrounds.php


If I'm ever in need of a background I search http://www.google.com under "FREE WEBSITE BACKGROUNDS". I did look up a few for you, though I'm not shore you'll value any of them, but here goes:
-- http://www.bellsnwhistles.com/bkg8.html
-- http://www.diamondrains.com
-- http://cyberstyling.pavovision.com/free_backgrounds.html
-- http://www.entheosweb.com/fireworks/background1.asp
-- http://www.fau.edu/~parkerso/backgrounds.html
-- http://www.starlightmks.com
-- http://www.backgroundcity.com/


You could also try searching Xanga for them....


Goodluck! :P

♥[?]♥ what are the signs of mono?
These two articles should be of some help to you:
-- http://www.healthscout.com/ency/68/231/main.html
-- http://www.webmd.com/content/article/7/1680_53819

♥[?]♥ what are orgasms and how do you know if you get one? plz dont delete, i really need to know and i can't ask anyone else.
"The highest point of sexual excitement, marked by strong feelings of pleasure and normally ejaculation of semen by the male and by vaginal contractions within the female; commonly referred to as the "climax."

TAKEN FROM:
www.smartersex.org/resources/glossary.asp

♥[?]♥ hello im -Emmz =) what can i eat to make my boobs and ass bigger =) answer it plz thank yah very muchh .. lovin you - emma loo
There's really nothing you can do to make your breasts bigger. They offer vitamins which promise to do this, however they are not recommend to children. How old are you anyways, Hun?? If you are a younger teenager, I don't suggest you bother worrying about this. Chances are you still have many years left to develop, and you're breasts don't stop growing until you're around 19 or so. This honestly isn't a big deal; you probably have PLENTY of time. You'll fill out, and things will be fine, I promise! :D

♥[?]♥ So how does this whole thing work? Im always giving advice but I just joined here! How do I know people can find me to ask questions?
Answer many questions -- answer them well. Be polite, and be honest. Present to people all solutions you see to their dilemma. It's all about building a name for yourself; you just have to get out there, ya know? One thing I can suggest is using proper grammar, and NOT asking people to rate or view your column - people hate that. :) Goodluck!

♥[?]♥ 14/f ..i know this sounds dumb but i really want to know....my boyfriend and i have braces and i was wondering if they can really get stuck together when you make out?ill rate high for a good answer ...thanks
Your braces should't get stuck together. While kissing, your teeth shouldn't even make contact. That's prettie much just a lame "What If" that movies play too much into, is all. No worries! :D

♥[?]♥ hey mackenzie it's me william. i love you honey and i'm asking you a question. what do i do if i fall in love with the sexiest girl alive and she feels the same way how do i let her know my feelings other than by telling her them, or buying her stuff, or treating her like a princess, or being the nicest guy around to her? is there anything else i can do? i mean she's the most meaningful and wonderful thing in my life and i love he so very much. how do i show this?
You seem like a great guy. Righteously handsome goes without saying. She doesn't need gifts, just your time. :) Aaaaanndd, cute Inboxes like these are a plus! ;)
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