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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

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How can i losen up my back like strech it more so that i can do a back walk over?

bridges.

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How would you work this problem?

USE MATRICES TO SOLVE:

{ x + y + z = -4
{2x - y + 3z = 1
{3x + 2y - z = 4

Thanks.

Haha. Matrices are so hard. Here's an easier way. (I've done this exact problem before.

Pick two of the equations.

For clarity's sake the top one is one the middle is 2 and the bottom is 3

{ x + y + z = -4
{2x - y + 3z = 1
{3x + 2y - z = 4

I'll pick the top two.

Then add them together (or subtract)

2x+x=3x.

The y's cancel out. The z's =4z and -4+1=-3.

3x+4z=-3.

Now, pick a different pair of equations. One is going to be one you used before. We are going to try to eliminate the y value.

I'm using equations 2 and 3, and adding them. I'm going to rewrite it and multiple by 2 for equation 2. This gives me:

2(2x-y+3z)=(1)2

Distribute.

4x-2y+6z=2.

Add this to equation 3.

7x (y's cancel) +5z=2.

Now we do the same for our solutions.

3x+4z=3
7x+5z=2

I hope you get it from here.

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Is the independent variable the one that changes or does change?

the independent variale does not change because it is not dependent on anything else. Time is the best ex. of this. Temperature is a good ex, too.

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As dumb as this may sound, I didn't actually realize how horrible it is, when you eat chicken & hamburgers. I didn't actually understand the concept that for me to eat a hamburger, is for an innocent cow to just die. My friend sent me an e-mail with a video about fur trade in China, and how dogs & cats are skinned and killed everyday just for fur. But, it got me to thinking how horrible that actually is. I really have been thinking about it today, and I think just eating hamburgers & chicken is disgusting especially knowing that an animal died for that. I'm really considering turning into a vegetarian. Do you believe that this is a good enough reason to want to turn vegetarian? Thanks so much. ♥

That's the main reason why I'm almost a vegan. i eat cheese and eggs, but other than that, no animal products.

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how do you know for sure you are ready to have sex?

If you're asking, you aren't ready. You should have absolutely no doubt in your mind.

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okay im 13 years old and i have a very stupid question... do you pee out the same hole your period is......i wanna start using tampons but i cant seem to find the 'hole' to put it in........ im sooo confused right now...any advice can help me thanks soo much in advance cause i dont know how i would survive without you all...... thanks

No, you don't pee out of the same hole your period comes from. 2nd hole down, hun.

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i want alot of honest opinions on these 2 questions.
1)what do you consider a girl that has had sex since the age of 13? Had another bf when she was 14 then had sex with another guy (cheated on her bf) she barely knows the 2nd time they hung out together?

2)what do you consider a guy that screws a girl he hardly knows the 2nd date, knowing she has a bf?? will rate 5s for honesty!!

A slut.

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what are 4 ways that explorations/transportation has changed since the 1400s?

thanx

What is one way to cheat on homework?

Not do it yourself!!

do your own hw.

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Well i have to do a project for my government class in school and i have to get other peoples opinions. I'd really appreciate it if you guys could give me your opinions!

My question is: What is your interpretation of this quote and how do you think this quote applies to responsible citizenship?

"My fellow americans, ask not what your country can do for you-ask what you can do for your country"

THANKS SOO MUCH IN ADVANCE!!

I think that this means that people shouldn't be lazy and hog the government's money. If they don't need unemployment, then they shouldn't take it etc. More people shoudl volunteer to do things in governmental facilities Like police should rotate through a cycle where it's like 9 months police 3 months jail 1 month something else. Good luck!!

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how do u know the line between a frendly guy frend and a potential bf? i have this guy frend whos only in one of my classes but it seems he may like me. im not sure. so how do u think id know?

Is he flirty?

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what are some good places i can get cute myspace layouts??
(sorry im sure this question gets asked alot)

Search for questions like this. Yeah, it really has been asked lots. Don't be sorry, just don't do it again.

You can make your own at thomas' myspace layouts.

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My sister is 11 and in 6th grade. She weighs like 89 pounds. She is about 4 11. She cares about her weight a lot. She thinks shes fat but I've seen her friends and they say she nots and her stomach isnt that big at all. She is also muscular. Like she is a fast runner and she is strong. So do you think she is heavy for her age?? And do you know any ways that she could lose weighgt??

I weighed less at her age and was a little shorter. That's about what I weigh now, and I'm almost 14. Losing weight is a terrible idea.

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My mom is starting to get REDICULOUS. First off, a couple weeks ago, I stayed home from school because I was sick. She grounded me for 4-5 days. Then on wednesday, I came home from school 1 1/2 hours early because my back hurt and I was practically in tears and then on the way home she told me I was grounded for the weekend for coming home early. Does anyone else find this rediculous? I was supposed to go to a dance tonight but then she told me no because I came home early on Wednesday and said I was faking and it was only "period cramps" even though I have my period at the end of the month. Can someone please tell me something to do?? I'm starting to get depressed because I can never do anything anymore.

How rediculous? Quite RIDICULOUS if you ask me, which you did. Calla counselor. This is verbal abuse.

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So I've never been to a barmitzvah before and my friend is having one soon. I'm not sure what to wear or how to act in both ceremonies, and also what kind of present to give him? Thanks, I rate.

A Bar Mitzvah is a cermeony. My Bat-Mitzvah (same thing) was very formal, and I wore a prom dress. Ask him. He will be wearing a uit. You are safest with a cocktail or casual/formal dress. As a present, I say $ is best, but give it in multiples of 18, because the number 18 in Hebrew means life. This is kinda like 69 meaning...yeah.

Good luckk, and he's shelling out the big bucks for this, so help to make it special!

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ok so my name is lauren elizabeth ______ ( not using last name to save unneccessary dramma to people. Namely, me.)

and i really want to go by lizzie, how do i get everyone to call me lizzie and not lauren

friends, teachers, adults, and non-friends..... please help very desperate i am doing like a mini makeover

--new name
--new makeup
--new hair (brown to red)

Have a friend call you Lizzie in class and act offended. By human nature, the brain will rebel against anytrhing it is told not to do. My acting offended, people will call you Lizzie!!

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I'm writing an essay on who inspires me and I'm doing my grandma when i said "grandma" in the essay would it be capital? For example My grandma...Captil or not?

Just Grandma? Capitalized. My grandma? Lower case. This is because Grandma is her name just as is Mary or Sue. My grandma, for example, is lower case because you wouldn't say," My Sue brought me cookies!". You would say Sue, which would be capitalized.

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okay so i have this project for health class. we have been watching a movie about a girl who lost about 30 pounds in a month. it was not real but we have to do a report on how it could be real. how could a person lose 30 pounds in a month?

RATEE 5`s

Eating disorder. Did u pay attention?

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heyy well heres the thing .. i'm getting old and i haven't started to shave my legs yet. with winter coming up i can wear long pants but in gym, we have to change into uniforms that are shorts. all the popular and good looking guys are in my gym class and i don't want them to get any wrong impressions .. i want to bring this up with my mom but it really gets uncomfortable talking about puberty and such .. i really need some help! thanks ahead of time !

I didn't tell my mom when I started shaving. I just did it. Drop one if need be.

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Well, I adore singing.. to me.. it's a way of life. I do it 24-7.

I don't really know if I could ever do it infront of anyone other than myself! I'm so affraid that I will mess up, or people will hate my voice. Personally? I love my voice... but they always say, "Sometimes, you hear what you want to hear, not what is heard by others." I don't know what to do. In a few months.. I'll be moving to Tennessee to live with my Father. He says that Nashville is a land of opertunity for me. (he and my step-mother are the only ones I've ever sang infront of) Well, my Step-Mother, is persuing her singing career. And I'm SO happy for her. She has the prettiest voice.. EVER I'm not sure what to do..

Anyone have good advice for me?
Thanks..
Confused Vocalist

If your stepmom has the prettiest voice ever, then the chances of her having a good ear are also high. It seems like you ned to builld up your confidence. I was that way, but I had a Bat-Mitzvah (long story short: I sang loads) and all of my friends said that I had a really great, on-pitch voice. See if you can sing at your house of worship, be it church, temple, mosque, whatever. After my Bat-Mitzvah, I have been asked to sing at other temple funtions, one of which is tomorrow!

Buena suerte!

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I am on the yearbook staff this year - and need some help coming up with some superlatives. Here's my problem - I don't want things that everybody doesn't have a chance at such as "Best Dressed" Here's what we have come up with so far

Funniest
Sweetest
Best Hair
Most Creative
Most Outgoing
Most Athletic
Best Smile
Best Eyes
Most Likely To Suceed and
Most School Spirit

Any suggestions would be nice, but preferably not ones like "Most trendy" "Best dressed" and such because thats just demeaning..

Most Unique
Best Smile with Braces
Shortest
Tallest
Most fun on the bus
Smartest (the person with the highest gpa)

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