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a cat peed on my daughters play pen while in storage, how can I get the smell to go away?

send it through the wash

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MY GREATEST ENEMY

My closest friend has become my greatest enemy.
She betrayed me by lying to my face.
By trying to get me to believe a lie.
By trying to get into the middle of my relationship and then lying about it.
Instead of her listening and trying to help me with my problems.
All she did in return was use everything to get revenge on me.
For some thing that wasn’t even true.
She has become my greatest enemy.
She will no longer be there for me.
She will no longer be able to talk to me.
She will no longer be a friend to me.
She has become my greatest enemy.

sounds a lot more like a complaint than a poem. Try using different poetic devices to give it that poetic feeling.

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For everybody out there why do you support Bush? If you don't why don't you?

put it this way theresa always going to be people who like or hate the president. What the heck is there to do about it. I like Bush because hes not bill clinton. Thats the only reason.. the going to war thing was a little screwed up but i would rather be in a head on collision and die a slow death than like Lil kerrister boy

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This is not so much a request for advice as an asking for feedback on a random gripe...
I've only recently noticed, after years of what seems now to have been denial, that most everyone loves being unhappy, simply because it is the easiest and most familiar way to exist. After several attempts at being a good friend to many people, it is apparent that my helpful thoughts are shunned, and my existence ignored should they find any reason to be angry at the world. After speaking with a close friend of mine on this subject, their reply to my disgust was 'No Shit, people hate the truth and happiness, because they know that these things are better than what they have always had, and will most probably ever have.’
This upsets me greatly, because it has always been my policy of sorts to tell the truth and be as helpful as possible...Though I noticed as a child that even my mother gave me strange looks for this.
My question is: has anyone else recieved hatred in return for honest attempts at being helpful, or something similar?
I feel as though I've been blindsided by this concept, it is extremely confusing.

you think too much. Theres always going to be problems... all you can do about it is either show your face on jerry springer or shut the hell up.

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Help some one i really fancie my paper boy and hes sooo cute but the problem is im really shy and dont want to talk to him,Can anyone thing of another way to let him no i fancey him?
thank you roxie
ps ill rate you if you help
pps PLEASE HELP

go up to him and talk to him... how else are you going to meet him? If you "fancy" him enough you'll just say hi....

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ok i met this boy nick like in the middle of the skool year...and i hated him soo much...he was going out with my friend....and i dont know i just hated him...then one day i went skating and he was there and i started liking him...well a week later he asked me out and we were goin out for like a month then we broke up...we were on and off all year...well then a month before skool let out he moved....it was the hardest day of my life saying goodbye to him....he was my first love ever and thats the truth.....well now he still calls me and everything and we r still friends and he wants to go back out and i love him sooo much and wanna say yah but i cant cuz ill never c him cuz he moved what should i do~!?

You hate him? You love him? That sounds like the symptoms of someone who's gone scitzo. So... hmm think it over... and dont go out with him b/c he sounds like a male whore

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I LOVE SOCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so addicted to sock sometimes i wear 4 pairs at a time . also i like the smell of them especially right after my mom washes them they smell so fresh. i even put a pair under my pillow i always bring an extra pair of socks when i leave the house even just to got 2 the grocery store i put them in my purse every one thinks this habb it is weird but i cant help it

SOCK LUVER

you are a freak to nature. thats just gross lol im sorry

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I really want to get my eyebrows waxed or plucked or somethin before school starts but i dont know how to ask my mom or when to, i asked her before but that was like a yr ago and she said that i couldnt becuz it costs to much to get them done.. but im 14 now and i really need to do somethin with my eyebrows so i was wondering if u have any ideas on how i could ask her or how i could do them myself at home

sry about the last thing someone else wrote that. K... definetly ask your mom for tweezers and its really easy to tweeze too or raise your own money to wax.. tell your mom your maturing and its something your going to just need

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im not really aloud to wear thongz but i reall wunna ask my mom but she thinks there really painful n how girls can wear em. also i think she thinks their for hoes n slutz etc. i dont she does. lol. well how do i ask her in a way she might say yes? i already have one but i have to wash it wen shez not home. i kno itz weird but i use it alot. lol. but i wash it! cuz i dont really like wearing regualr underwear that much n i wunna buy thongz n throw away them grnnyz. lol. oh my goodness. lol. okay this is a little embarassing but i dont really wear big underwear like underwear thats even a little losse i call grnnyz. wellz plz help!

tell her people wear em not to be a whore but so you dont see your underwear right through something tight or something like that. give her PRACTICLE reasons not things that she thinx your rebelling and crap. LoL.. tell her youll buy them with your own money you just want a couple for those white shorts/skirts and tight stuff

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my best friend..
i went out with my boy friend for 9 months and now my best friend wants to go out with him and she talks about him 24/7 its not even funny should i not be friends with her please help and answer my question fast!!!

tell her its hurting you to look upon your past and that if she keeps jabbering about him its gunna kill you quickly. Express your feelings while still trying to maintain your relationship

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okay. well i just moved out into my own apartment and i'd like to get a pet. the problem is i don't know what kind. i'd like something that doesn't require a TON of care, but something that i can also play with..can you help?

Try a cat, totally! Cats like playing with things like string and my cat even likes to play with pen caps. Dogs on the other hand need lots of care and need to be potty trained but cats simply go in the litter box. They're cute, cuddly, and fun. If you do decide to get a cat try getting a male, they're usually much more lovey dovey while females can be a bit sassy, yet still very fun.

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i'm 13 and i weigh 126 lbs. i think that's WAY too much for my age. i don't look fat at all but this past year people at school have been saying that i'm really fat. what should i do? what are some good ways to loose weight?

Honey dont you eva let them get you down. Are you tall? If your really are tall you need some extra wieght. Next time people call you fat you stare them down, give them a dirty look, and laugh your ass off at them. What are they trying to do? Hospitilize people ? I mean people get put down way too much nowadays. If your going to diet, dont go crazy, because thats not good for you sweetie. Try cutting fatty foods like candy, ice cream...hmm eat things grilled rather than fried. Its fine if you have one hamburger just dont go for the second one. Eat salads much more frequently. And most of all, take a jog around the block once or twice a day. If you have a tredmill, get onto that a half an hour a day. Follow these guidelines closely, and I promise quick results. Just remember keep your head held up high and eat healthy.


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Hi, I am Noni and my family hates my boyfriend. Only because he dresses gothic. I mean, he believes in God though. Anyways, I really like him, and he really likes me. My mom refuses to let me call him, e-mail him, and all. He is really sweet. And everyone thinks I should break up with him because he is going to high school, and I'm only going to 7th grade. And I am 13 and he's nearly 15. I am 13 and a female. What should I do?

alright person... if your going into middle school and hes going into high school sounds jerry springerish to me. I mean see you on Operah sweetie. Good luck

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my room really bites. any ideas on how 2 make it cooler? thx, muah! erin

Ok hun.. heres some great things you can do. Maybe, maybe, maybe if your parents would allow you just ask them if you can redo your room. If no good, here are some cool ways to brighten up a boring room:

1. clean, messy rooms are dull, color coordinate your clothes, its so much easier to pick something out to wear plus its really neat.

2. colleauge different articles or pictures from magazines on the walls

3. Get sparkle spray and make your room *sparkly* in the colors you wish :-D

4. Get cool lights like those chinese lamps that hang from the ceilings or something that goes with your room

5. Always have a good cd in the cd player.. (if you have one) it sets a cool mood to your room

6. Have any white christmas lights? Hang them up around your room. It'll look nice and really cool when the lights are off. If you dont have christmas lights you can buy string lights somewhere...theyre really cool and fun


HoPe iVe HeLpEd!!!!
XoxOOoOXOo
Rate Me Please!
*Mel*

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Well Friday is my boyfriends birthday. We have the house to ourselves for the day...any suggestions on anything romantic we could do ?

Totally a candle lit dinner. Just tell him how much he means to you and make him really happy. Then watch a really cool movie you both like. I mean.. anythings good. Maybe you can make a suprise little cake for him or something... anything that would make him feel -->Loved

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There is this guy I really like, I have liked him for a really long time. There is just one problem, he is sort off out of my league. Is there anything I can do to make him like me more while still being myself? I rate!

YES being yourself is awsome. But if hes one of those guys who arent really nice to girls unless their all that and popular, you should forget him. If hes the kind you could get to know, talk to him, try and flirt with him, see what you have in common... get his sn. If things are really clicking try and hang out sometime, but save that for when you two really get two know eachother. If things dont work out I guarentee you will find a guy for you theres always somebody for someone.

*please rate*
XoxOOxoO HuGs And KiSsEs $WEETUMS
Blue Eyes

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i need to listen to some new bands... i love the ones i listen to,so i'd like something like them (the strokes, weezer, von bondies, and coldplay)
not rap (spare me), or hip-hop or anything. just rock... and i usually end up liking the bands that aren't very well known...
hear of some?
if so... let me know.

Have you ever heard of Relient K? They're awsome and they stand out. Hmm Lost Prophets are AWSOME make sure you listen to their song ' Last Train Home' im sure you'll like them.. and SWITCHFOOT!!! LOVE THEM

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I belive in God, but i was wondering, if God created us, and all the earth, how was he created and how did he create everything, what was it it all like w/o God, how can he just appear from thin air when there is no thin air, were does he appear from if there's nuthin to appear from, how did he create the universe and beyond, if there was never anything to create it from, if there was once no such thing as the universe, where did he create it from, was there sumthin before God, and if so how did he/she make stuff, where did God come from????????

if it helps, i belive in Christianity, and I'm a catholic (my parents are catholic, and i was brought up in a catholic church, but when i moved, i started goin to a non denominational church, i haven't been to church in about 7.5 months, and im thinkin about goin back to church so i wanted info)

if u don't know how to answer this, please just put ur input, like even if all u said was unexplainable i'd still rate ya a 3, unless i get a rude remark, i'll rate you a 3,4,or 5 usually i rate 4s and 5s tho!!

i've asked my really religious nayber, and she said God was always there, ALWAYS WHERE?

That is an awsome question. I find myself wondering that all the time. Your neighbour was right. God was ALWAYS there. Not anywhere in particular but just there as in creation. Its so hard for us to believe because we're just of this world, and while on earth we cant consume that information because we're used to things we see with our eyes and scientific proof. You dig? But if you really believe in heaven, what i believe is that once I get there I will suddenly understand it all, and it will be much clearer. Not alot about god is clear until we reach heaven, but once we do get there it will be so easy to understand. No one created God. He has always and will always be here, and not anywhere in particular, b/c he can be anywhere at anytime. I encourage you to continue going to church. Try asking your pastor, he'd have a good answer. If your church does have it, you should try joining up in a youth group. It can be so much fun and its a good way to meet friends.

hope ive helped
and if i havent, just ask me what ive left you questioning....

XoXoXoO
sWeEtS
-Blue Eyes-
+ Just Pray +

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My names not important, but i've been cutting myself alot lately. It's really hard to stop. It just seem's liek its there for me when I'm down or depressed. I really need help but I don't want to tell my family. My familys falling apart already as it is and I don't want to add stress to anyone. It's just hard to stop. It just feels like something to bounce back on. Anybody have advice on what I could do to stop cutting myself.. maybe something else to do instead of that.. I dont know. Thanks alot. (F/14)
-depressed

Sweetheart, dont take lifes biggest pains out on yourself. Please, find a hobby, something your good at. Can you draw? thats a good way of expressing anger. You can make poems up, make a journal anything. Just whatever you do to get your pain out, dont hurt yourself. Life can be a tough pain in the ass and theres ways to get through with that. Do you have any friends? Tell them about it... get yourself out of depressed-mode. Theres nothing worse than that. But please hun just do not hurt yourself your only 14 and you've got so much living to do.

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heyy im sara and i have this friend that is like my all time best friend but idk if i can trust her cus i want he to met my boyfriend but she stole my bf once from me and idk if she will do it again but ik she didnt mean to steel him i think abd she told me she was so0o sorry (( but idk if i can trust her i cant take my heart gettin hurt again what shold i do:-/??

please help??

Well before they meet set down the rules to her. Say something like: Look, last time when you hooked up with my guy, my feelings were crushed. Please just respect me because I really like him. And another thing you shouldn't be afraid to let them meet b/c if he loves you enough he wont let any other girl get in the way of things. You know what I mean? If he did start to like your best friend he'd prove himself a complete jerk, and that would just be his problem. And if your best friend pulled the same trick on you she wouldnt be much of a best friend at all.

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