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If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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sorry if this gets long..

Well my life is kinda messed up because i live with my grandparents and they wont let me do anything i mean like walk around places, go out with guys, have a boyfriend or any thing like that.. well the thing is when you dont let a person do things they end up going behind the other persons back and doing it any ways, well so i have a sister and she is 3 years older than me and she lives with me to and my grandparents do everything for her they let her go places and do stuff and they dont trust me, they just trust her and shes really mean to them and everything and im nice but they still dont like me, well i cant live with my mom for reasons and my grandparents where saying that they didnt want me any more and they wanted to get rid of me *it kind of sounds like im a animal or something* well i hate it and i hate that they are so over protected and some times everything gets soo screwed up and i juss cry and i wanna kill my self and some times i thought about it and i dont know what to do because i dont wanna end up like some people how they are.. so can some one please help me!

stab your sister and blame it on your sister. she'll be put in the psych ward for trying to off herself, and you'll be the sane one.
-hitler

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(Sorry if this turns out really long!) I've only been cutting myself for a little over two weeks but I'm already addicted. I told my boyfriend first because I vent to him a lot. I trust him and he can comfort me. Then later I told my teacher and she suggested for me to talk to my school counselor. My teacher told my parents, too. My mom talked to me but it wasn't about ME, it was about what my sister went through. It wasn't helpful. So I talked to the couselor. She freaked out and kept telling me, "You can't do that! STOP! You have to stop! If you do it again I'll tell the principal!" That is not what I expected from her. It wasn't helpful or encouraging. It was threatening! It almost made me want to cut! Later that day I was sitting alone in the gym slicing the skin on my arms and my Gym/Health teacher saw me and made me go alone in a room with him to talk. He kept telling me that even though life may suck now, it'll get better because I "have a good mind". I didn't think it was helpful either, but I started crying. Everytime I had to talk to someone, I wanted my boyfriend there holding my hand helping me endure it. I feel uncomfotable around everyone but him. One day my teacher actually tried to send me home because I was cutting and crying and miserable. I told her I didn't want to go home, I just wanted to talk to James. (James is my boyfriend.) She said she couldn't let him out of class. I glared at her and wouldn't talk to her. She called my parents and they took me home. The whole time I wanted to scream, "I JUST WANT JAMES!" When I got home I just reread old notes from my bf. He's the only one who can comfort me and it feels like he's the only reason I go on living. Do I depend on him too much? How can I stop cutting if I have nobody to talk to? Please comment or give advice! Sorry so long!

holy shit. you are gonna be in one helluva mess if james dumps you. try to do other things to deal with your baggage. take up smoking. i am being serious, smoking really takes the edge off.
-hitler

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Hi, I'm fourteen, 5"7 and weigh about 140 pounds.
I know this is only a little overweight, but I'd like to lose about ten pounds by the summer.
I don't mind if this is really steady (say a pound a week or something) but I'm having real trouble losing the weight.
Anyway, what I'd like to ask is can you guys please give me some advice on how to resist snacking and/or how to lose a pound or so a week?
Thanks so much xoxoxox

STOP EATING EVERYTHING YOU SEE. eat only celery and beef. I lost over 40 pounds doing this. but it also involved lots of vodka on the side.
-hitler

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Can you have sex when you're on your period? If so, what should you do? Also, is sex better (for male & female) if you shave your vagina? What does "popping the cherry" mean and does it happen every time you have sex & does it hurt? Sorry so many questions!

first off stupid, yes, and don't expect any guy to be eager about eating the rug. second, dingbat, shaving is kinky, and guys like it.
third, george, popping the cherry refers to the hymen, and its a one time deal. it only hurts if the dude's slamming it like a jackhammer.
haven't you ever had health class?
-hitler

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well you see, my best friend constantly gets on my nerves ( whos doesnt ) but sometimes she really makes me feel pathetic. Ex.- i told her that i was getting my basement redone and she was like 'oh cool.' Well somehow the conversation switched to her basement (as always) and instead of telling me "Im excited about my basement, it's going to be really cool" She'll say "Im getting a bar, and a hot tub, and a plasma tv...ect..." And another time i said i was going to have a party...just a small one and she says "Im having a party..AND a graduation party" and she will ramble off about how expensive it will be. It just really gets on my nerves how the conversation always gets back to her, and it makes me really uncomfterable when she says how great her things are going to be...and im not as 'wealthy' as her so it makes me feel bad. Does anyone have some advice? Thanks

tell her you did two guys in the bathroom at the same time, when she tries to outdo you by saying that she got it in every orifice from four male escorts, call her a whore and tell everybody that she has to pay guys to put it in.
-hitler

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I asked one of my close guy friends to prom. he said he doesn't know if he wants to go because he said he can't dance. he also said that dances aren't for him but he said he would think about it. how can i persuade him to take me to the prom?!

take an aggressive stand and demand that he go. force him into a corner, he will surrender quickly.
-hitler

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Im really sorry, this is really gross but i need advice..

Alright.. for three days in a row i have had extremely bad diarreah. I litterally cant leave the bathroom. I woke up this morning at 6am having to go #2(diareah) and it is now 10pm. During this whole day I have gone diarreah 28 times. It is liquidey and it slides out like seriously, WATER !! its yellow too!! and i have extremely severe stomach pains also. i mean severe, this morning at 6am when i ran into the bathroom i sat on the toilet and i started litterally SOBBING in pain, i cried from 6am to 8am this morning because it hurt so much. i really dont know whats wrong with me, i really need help!! i havent gone to my parents bc theyr always at work and im always home alone. im too embarassed to go to a parent or DR. please help me i dont know if im sick or what?!

im really sorry that it is so gross, i hope y'all will understand!

pepto-bismol. table salt. water. thats it.
-hitler

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i play basketball and i was wandering what can i do for practice. i mean what is like a really good practice for basketball? please help.

*i rate*

playing basketball with a few buddies after school.
-hitler

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I cant get a foundation to match my skin, because I am so pale. Does anyone know any good brands?

revlon?
-hitler

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There is this guy and we always talk on the internet (AIM) and I always tell him to come up and talk to me at school, and he says okay he will and I say im gonna hold that up to him. When we are at school and I see him he never says anyting to me he just walks away. I wanna say somthing to him so bad about it but im shy too. I aways catch him looking at me what should I do?

he is afraid of rejection. walk up to him, grab his ass like you own it, and take command!
-hitler

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Does anyone know anything you can do to get rid of kanker sores. thanks in advance.

check aisle 5 at your local publix
-hitler

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I have this problem with my singing. Im told by a few people that i am pretty good and all.. but i somehow dont have enough confidence in myself compared to a lot of othre people in my chorus. My music teacher is always cracking jokes on me about thank god that he doesnt have to hear my solo anymore and what not... But when I talk to him personally he tells me that if he didnt think that I was good then he wouldnt have chosen me for all county and all this stuff... and that i just need to work on my musicianship and all.. But somehow i am extremly confused... can someone help me figure this whole thing out?
I rate!
-Confused-

sing in public while walking in your neighborhood.
-hitler

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okay i none this kid Joe for the last 4 years,fell in love with him! i broke up with my boyfriend to go out with joe (but i also broke up with him because i heard he was payed to go out with me!) any way sooo joe asked me out first i said once i break up with my boyfriend,so i did,and then jeo goes "never mind" and his friend robert told me why...because joe thinks i "played" my Ex boyfriend. and he doesn't wanna be played!! i wanna go out with him soo bad! he likes me and all! but how do i get him to beilve i wont play him!

please help i rate high!!

grab his attention, put roofies in his soda, and rape him.
-hitler

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i need help.my ex bf broke up w/ me on valentines day. i'm still madly in love w/ him. i told him i missed him and he said he misses me too... i was like why are we doing this to ourselves? he said i dont know... i am so confused! help please!

move to jonestown and drink some kool-aid while you think about it.
-hitler

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Okay at school I talk with this kid a lot and now everyone is saying nasty things like we have made out and stuff and it is really making me not want to hang out with this guy anymore but I want to but I do not want to be continued calling names so what should I do?

give them something to talk about.
-hitler

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Does anyone know any great sites where I can find very very very very funny jokes or comics so I can get a good laugh?

steakandcheese.com

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does anyone know of some good exercises to get rid of love handles? i do crunches (all the different levels) and they help a little... but they never seem to fully go away. i also diet.

eat lots of celery. eat only celery.
-hitler

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okay my friend are the so called popular group and they have all had or have boyfriends and stuff and are slutty and stuff like that and i am friends w/ them and i have never had a boyfriend (though i have grinded w/ guys b4)and like when ever they bring up the subject of like boyfrinds or hooking up i always fell uncomfortable.......also i have been cutting latly because i have just become so overwelmed w/ every thing!help me out?

boobs.
-hitler

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i have a naturally quiet voice, especially when singing, any advice on how to sing louder? i have to sing in fron of judges ina couple weeks and thats one thing i would like to work on

scream at people. that works.

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ok im catholic and im also 14/f...i dont want to be bi but i feel like im turning to do so, though i like guys a lot... me n my friend were joking around and my mom said i better not turn bi or any such, though 1/4 or so of my friends are either gay, bi and les...what r signs that ur turning bi...can someone help me?

screwing a member of the same sex is a big one.
-hitler

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