well you see, my best friend constantly gets on my nerves ( whos doesnt ) but sometimes she really makes me feel pathetic. Ex.- i told her that i was getting my basement redone and she was like 'oh cool.' Well somehow the conversation switched to her basement (as always) and instead of telling me "Im excited about my basement, it's going to be really cool" She'll say "Im getting a bar, and a hot tub, and a plasma tv...ect..." And another time i said i was going to have a party...just a small one and she says "Im having a party..AND a graduation party" and she will ramble off about how expensive it will be. It just really gets on my nerves how the conversation always gets back to her, and it makes me really uncomfterable when she says how great her things are going to be...and im not as 'wealthy' as her so it makes me feel bad. Does anyone have some advice? Thanks
hitler_the_goat answered Saturday March 5 2005, 7:15 pm: tell her you did two guys in the bathroom at the same time, when she tries to outdo you by saying that she got it in every orifice from four male escorts, call her a whore and tell everybody that she has to pay guys to put it in.
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