I'm a 14-year-old girl. As I was leaving school the other day, I was walking with a casual male friend. As we were talking, he developed a
very large, very obvious erection. I was so embarrassed for him! I pretended not to notice, and didn't say anything, but he seemed
mortified, and left in a hurry. What should I have done?
poked it. no, prodded it.
its not like its his fault. at least you know its big.
-hitler
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Me nad this girl emily are kidna frends, we recentl ogt into a fight. She is having a sleepover for girl scouts on SAt and i odnt on if i should go. Will it be unfortibale, HELP
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Alex
now just what the hell is unfortibale?
-hitler
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ok.. me and my boyfriend of 10 mths broke up.. its almost been a month.. and im still totally in love with him.. ive told him.. and he knows.. i think he might like me again too.. so i was wondering.. if the next time we hug as "friends" should i kiss him on the cheek? or do i show him any type of emotion towards me wantin him back, or should i just act like friends with him?
*Madinga*
drop it, drop it now. don't even associate with him.
-hitler
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Once one of my friend told me she cuts herself.
I was very worried so i told my bets frined. Now we arnt bf anymreo and she told everyoen saying "Alex told me Danielle cuts" not daniele is mad at me and evryone is clalign me a gossiper What do i do
cut yourself to relieve the pain.
-hitler
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The guy who I really like thinks I'm obsessed with him. I'm not and I want to show him that I'm not. What can I do to show him that I'm not obsessed with him?
tell him you like his friend and want some dirt on him.
-hitler
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im doing an art collage on candy but im running out of candy to draw, so what kind of candy should i draw???
gummy worms, gummyrats, gummy coca cola bottles-(the friggin best!), saltwater taffy, candied nuts, and Hothead Paizon(homicidal lesbian terrorist) chocolate bars.
-hitler
p.s. hothead paizon is a comic book character, she has her own brand of candy bars made in amherst mass.
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okay well i was woundering what dose racis mean?
*racist
racist
adj 1: based on racial intolerance; "racist remarks" 2: discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion [syn: antiblack, anti-Semitic, anti-Semite(a)] n : a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others [syn: racialist]
2: anybody who thinks jesse jackson is a fucking nutjob who is ruining all the progress made by the civil rights struggle of the 1960s
3: anybody who thinks gangster rap is noise
4:anyone who thinks gangster rap is derogatory towards women and inspires laziness and criminal behavior.
5:anybody who wants to launch a holy war on the sandmonkeys to preserve western civilization.
6:anybody who hates communists from a country of a different race
7:anyone who doesn't hate white people.
-hitler
p.s. i guess six out of seven ain't bad.....
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what is durex? please dont delete this i need to know.
it is a brand of condom. they come in a variety of colors and flavors.
-hitler
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ok, i am in love with a beautiful girl. but i love her for her personality and the way she asks and shes just perfect! i would like do anything she asked and would take a shot for her. but then comes the problem. i moved to africa about 6 weeks ago. i wake up at like 3 am every morning to talk to her but this move is still breakin my heart. i never actually go the chance to ask her out be for i moved cause i new it would make it all more painful for her. so my questions are, what should i do about this move because i'm goin to give her up and second, i wanna ask her how she feels about me but i dont wanna ask cause idk how she'ld react. i'll rate if u show me you gave this sum thought...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN AFRICA!?
dude, just wing it and speak from the heart. give her this web address and have her read it, she might like it that you are a dude who ask for help(its apparently a turn-on). try your luck, it just might work.
-hitler
-get back to me on what posessed you to move to africa. are you a missionary?
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Okay so I am the one who I like the guy in my drama class and was nervous to talk to him, well today I told my friend who is good friends with him. She called him and his answering machine picked up and I was like "you're hot" like just kidding cuz I thought the phone was still ringing and it wasnt!!! She was like that was.. me (she said my name) I was so mortified!! Well I have to go to 1st period Drama w/ him in it!! I begged my mom not to make me go.. lol of course my mom said I HAD to go! Anyway I am so nervous he'll find out I like him!! What do I say tomorrow? I really don't want to go up like right when he walks in the classroom and be all like oh by the way I was kidding around yesterday. Oh and also he called back but he didn't hear the message and our other friend was like "erase it" and the one who is good friends with him, was like "ya she was playing around with my phone, and she said my name again!!" I'm not mad at her, just sort of.. mortified of what he'll say tomorrow!! Does anyone have a suggestion of what I should say to him if he comes up to me?!? THIS IS URGENT!!!
uh, hey, wanna go to waffle house after school?
-hitler
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Okay my little sister asbolutely refuses to go to school she wants to drop out thing is shes not 16 is there anyway she can drop out before shes 16? My parents and I have tryed everything even bribing her to go to school and it doesnt work. So is there anyway she can drop out before shes 16? If so please explain in details. Im really worried for my sister and its hurting my parents bad because they dont want to get in trouble. Thanks!
no, there is no legal way to do that.
-hitler
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i've been really doubting Jesus Christ these past few days. i believed in Jesus before and i trust that i'll believe in him once again, i just need some motivation and i need to be reminded again of his grace and glory. please help me turn my life back to God.
give your pastor a call.
-hitler
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Does anyone know any really good girl books a 7th grader at the age of 13 would like?
Thanks. I'll rate 5's.
on basilisk station by david weber
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hello to get straight to the point i lost some one i loved and i dont mean a family member.im happy he moved on and im happy i have a boyfriend now to. he says i can talk to him about anything its werid to talk to him now though. and i like my boyfriend alot but i still think about my ex ALOT and i cant get him out of mine. its driving me crazy. please help
don't ever reproduce. you clearly need some after school activities to waste your pathetically low IQ upon. I don't care what you have to say. go play softball.
-hitler
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Hello everyone i have a grandpa ( sorta ) well he doesnt talk to me ever i try calling him to see if he would like help around his house and garden and stuff but he says no ill ask katie to do that. On Forth of July last year i was trying to help clean up and then mii cousin ran in and spilled water all over the gradage on top of me so when she was sitting in there i did it to her and i got "grounded" to my grandpas basement by my grandpa. He has Ryan, Me , Jon , Katie , and Jessica as his grand children but he is always bragging about Ryan mii older brother and my 2 cousins Katie and Jessica its like he doesnt even notice me and my little brother. Please Help Me
sorry buddy, I think you're the pariah. either that, or he thinks you're the shit, and wants to toughen you up by being an asshole.
-hitler
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Alright heres the situation. I am in love with my boyfriend call him Brayden, I'm honestly in love with him. We dated for two months over the summer and then broke up. Today is our one month anniversry and I know that I love him. We live a state or two away from each other but we can't deny our love for each other. I just went to a new high school becuase i moved away from my old one and I met my friend, lets call him Josh. Well me and Josh have gotten really close we're not best friends but we know almost everythign about each other. He's the first person I see when I go into school and I find my heart begin to race as I think about seeing him. He's ussually the last thing I think about at night and the first when I awake. He's the only one I really talk to at my school becuase I drifted from my other friends and he jsut got over this one girl he liked. I helped him get through it telling him that if she doesn't see what a great guy he is and how amazing he is then its her loss and he deserves way better. I have been there for him though all his problems and vice versa. During the 4 months I didn't date Brayden I was in deep deep like with Josh then i stopped liking him when Brayden asked me out again becuase I was still in love with Brayden. I know its really confusing but I love Brayden but I deeply like Josh. Brayden's a state or two away and Josh is right there in my school. What should I do? .... ((Josh doens't like me, He goes for the skinny preppy girls and im a bit on the heavy side, but not real big and i'm a bit punkish ... 15/f))
this question is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse; you bore me. go with your gut feeling, because your heart is clearly not beating correctly, see a doctor.
-hitler
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A girl in my group of friends who i HATE is moving ..all my friends are like crying but i cant wait till she moves -is this wrong of me? Im kind of confused and its hard to keep it from my friend but i know if i told them i was happy theyd think i was a bitch ..what do i do??
no, smack the shit outta this bitch as a going away present. screw them.
-hitler
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My mother was crying about something with my family and I gave her a hug and she got green eyeliner and black mascara all over my new velour sweatshirt. How can I get it out it's my favorite sweatshirt? I will rate 5's.
shout! shout! let it all out. these are the things that i dream about, so come on, I'm talking to you, so come on.
-this message paid for by the committee to reelect hitler.
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i have always been the girl to get her period REALLY heavy, like changing a super tampon every 2 hours and ive always been on schedual to the day! but this time i was 2 WEEKS late AND i cant even fill the littlest tampon. is this normal? please dont reply by saying its disgusting b/c i really need help! i rate good advice!
call your gynacologist.
-hitler
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What do you guys think of a 18-year-old(f) dating a 24-year-old(m). And don't give any of that "age doesn't matter crap" bcasue it does. What do yall think of the maturity levels?
The biggest problem I see... The 18-year-old is still a freshman in college and the 24-year-old graduated 2 years ago.
no legal problems with that, hell, go for it.
older girls are the best! or whichever.
-hitler
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