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im going out with this girl sort off and we love each other and has said that to each other but i dont want to feel in love i dont want to be in love with her and i dont want her to love me back and i dont want that with anyone i dont no why its how i feel so i told her that and she said well i cant not tell u how i feel about you because i said can we jus like not say our feelings for each other but now she wont even talk to me what should i do?

and when she tells me she loves me i ask her not to say it i just dont like hearing that incase i really fall for her and she isnt there, whats wrong with me man lol and what should i say to her

You have to be firm with her. If you don't love her, or want to love her, that is just how it is. If she can't handle it, she isn't mature enough to be in love. So just keep letting her know, and if she keeps making a big deal end it.

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ok this is probably the stupidest question here, and if it gets deleted thats ok, im just curious.

now ive never done this, and dont plan on it, but if youre a girl, with a boyfriend, and you kiss(lips or french) a *gay guy* is that still cheating on your boyfriend?
lol. im sorry, im just curious and kind of want to see opinions on it.

Well, that would be kissing someone other than your boyfriend, so yes.

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My boyfriend's brother's funeral was today and after it was all over with he wanted to go to Astroworld (an amusment park). I thought it was totally unappropriate because I thought he should have been with his family. But, I went anyways, for him. His brother had committed suicide and my bf never had any room in his life for suicide. Still though, it was his brother, ya know? Do you guys think that it was weird that he wanted to go there after his brother's funeral?

I went out with my friends the day my grandma died. He probably just didn't want to sit around with a sad moping family all day. I missed my grandma, and cared for her, but I also wanted to move on with my life. It's really not that bad.

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ok so my boyfriend i went to a boy girl party and we palyed spin the boottle andi got my kirst like REAL kiss by then like an our later he give me the middle finger and told me to shove it cuase i wasnt "cuddling" with him. Then he apoligized and i gave him a chance and he was like kept getting mad at me b/c i wasnt lik making out with him. He was acting all perverted, do i dump his sorry ass. And how shloud I say it?

You're thirteen, don't let trivial things bother you so much.

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hey is it true that when you sleep you're supposed to take your bra off?

Probably, I couldn't imagine wearing a cup to bed would be very comfortable.

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i know i don't have breasts but when i get near a guy i try to push them out.[it works kinda] but i think now boys are looking for that. im 13. what should i do?

thanks in advance

ash

That's pretty slutty, you should wait until high school to do shit like that.

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what do you get a guy for his birthday and christmas when he says he doesn't want anything?

Fucking nothing like he says.

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i really like this guy but he JUST got a g/f that i really dont like/know[the g/f]. what should i do?

Let them be. He obvious likes her more, or he would have asked you out instead.

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how do you make out?

Out is a very hard thing to make. It takes many ingredients, most of which are illegal in the United States.

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what can i do to bring out my brown eyes

I've heard removing them really brings them out, but it's also very painful.

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welllll .. i made a HUGE mistake and umm kissed another boy while i was going out with my boyfriend and well he didnt dump me exactly and he always brings it up though =| idn what to do i cant live with this anymore. what should i do ?

You shouldn't kiss other guys. You should feel lucky he didn't dump your ass.

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Ok, here is the deal:
I like guy, guy might like me. We are in the same science class together. I want to call him and ask him a science question? Yes or no? PLEASE ANSWER FAST BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE!

Call and ask him out.

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what in the world is in the middle of the pentagon....in the exact middle and i don't mean the courtyard

Some say a mystical unicorn, but I don't believe them.

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13-f ok i was having sex and my dad walked in.. what do i do i havnt seen him since and i wa but naked head to toe and so was he no blankets and .. idn please help !! i rate HIGH

What you do is not have sex. You're too young to be doing it.

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can a girl get pregenent from anal sex

You can't get pregnant, but you can have crack babies!

Dun dun ch!

Just kidding, no you can't.

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ok my friend says that there's a fountain in the middle of the courtyard in the Pentagon but i don't think that there's just a fountain or even a fouintain and we've both looked everywhere and can't find anything bout it so if anyone could settle this for us tha'd be great!..so i'm basically asking is ther a fountain in the exact middle of the courtyard of the Pentagon?

From what I can tell by my search, no your friend is a dipshit.

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Hey, there's this guy,...let's call him *Gavin*. Well, i dont know *Gavin* that well. but this is what i do know,...he's a football player, he's not real smart, he friends with alot of people and he's nice and funny, and a little retarded sometimes,...and i think he's shy,...but i kind of like *Gavin* but i dont know him that well,...what should i do to get to know him better? or for him to notice me?

Approach him and make conversation with him.

Then give up on him.

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my best friend since auguest is a grade lower than me. well obviously she knew my crush (in my grade) because i would obsess over him every day. well she went out with my freind in my grade. they broke up. but then today, i head that she was going out with my crush and its true!! im so mad at her! how LOW is that?!!! shes like "i thought you didnt like him anymore" im like "COME ON thats why i talk about him and obsess over him every day!!???!!!! give me a effin break!" so i was a crying during school. i HATE THIS. she broke up with him but im NEVER going to forgive her for this!!!

what do i do? thanks 4 reading

Find someone to play a violin for you and your stressful teenage life.

I'm on this site because my advice kicks ass. The only thing that sucks here is your situation.

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this question is for girls who are in cheerleading, good in science, Plays the viola, is outgoing, and has a reputation for being nice.

The reason for so many details is because i have a crush on a girl who is all this and i wanna know what you see in a perfect guy and if someone had a crush on you, would you avoid them or how would you respod when you wer 11 or 12 {thats the age of the girl, not me, Im thirteen so im legal}? Another reason for the detasils is i believe there are steriotypes.

I'm pretty sure there are only about five or six girls out there like that, and none of them inhabit this website.

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if i ask a question on here like just a random one like this can you see who its from?

No, but I do know you're a fourteen year old female.

I'm just that good ;).

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