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okay well i have this sweatshirt... its my favorite, but my mom just washed and dryed it and it has shrunk like the sleevs are so much shorter now and the bottom part is like almost touching my belly button, is there anything i can do to make it streth back out>??

No. Thats just the way things are.

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i recently went to a party and got a bit tipsy and tried to snog this boy i fancied...i couldnt remember this the next day but he did....he told every one and now all my friends are taking the p*ss out of me.....what do i do to make them stop???

Punch them if they dont shutup.

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does any1 kno any realllly good love songs

Faggot.
Mindless Self Indulgence

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well here it goes..

i like this boy who i have dated in the past (let's call him *j). He tends to drink a lot as well as smoke. However, now he has cut back a lot on smoking. My friends think that in our previous relationship he didn't treat me right. Well, he did cheat on me with other girls while he was drunk. But, he confessed. On valentines day (while we were going out) he gave another girl a card saying he loved her. Yet, knowing me.. i just let it go. About a month after that incident we broke up, and now we are starting to like eachother again after a break of about 2 months. However, this time he is treating me different & way better. He actually calls me now as well as asking me to do stuff outside of school. He even calls me when he is around his friends, which he like never did in our previous relationship. Now i am debating as if he really has changed and wants a commitment or if he is just the same. Last week, he kissed me.. & that is giving me mixed signals. Now, i like him even more, which is killing me because how do i know he is a different person.

He's still the same jackass.

Never go wtih someone that it didnt wokr out wtih the first time.

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Hey omg i absolutly love your advice column...ok well i really need some help, how do u make a guy want to kiss you?(im pretty positive that he wants to but im not sure)! please help me!

Thanks for that compliment. You forgot one thing though. You forgot to tell me how absolutely awesome I am!!!!! Oh well, you've been forgiven.

You cant really 'MAKE' a guy want to kiss you. Unless of course you just pull him toward you, stare at him, and shove your mouth up to his. Thats 'MAKING'.

Just wait. If he wants, it'll happen. You just gotta be patient.

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What are some really good dance videos that teach you the moves step by step? It could be a pop styke..hip hop..nothing too sexual..thanks!

Nothing too sexual? WHAT!?!?!?! What type of dancer are you then? A crappy one? Its all about what you arent goin for!


EDIT: In your feedback you talk to me as if i was a girl. Hahahah!!! *points and laughs* Im a guy! Tard! You should be able to tell by the picture.

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My best friend lives in another state. She thinks shes in love with this guy who's 17 (my friend is 14/f). I've never met him, but i really don't trust him. He's currently in jail, and he has a baby on the way with his Ex-girlfriend. I really want to help my friend, but she thinks shes in love with this criminal. he was arrested for drunk driving! SHe doesnt want me to judge him, but i cant help but judge him! what am i supposed to do? should i support her, even though i think she's gonna get hurt, or should i keep trying to convince her not to keep giving this guy everything he wants?

Good job on judging him as bad. Let her make the wrong choice. If she wants to fall in love with some retard who wont support the family they could have. LET HER. She'll find out soon enough how big her mistake was.

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does anyone know any work outs that can get rid of the fat on you inner thighs? i rate 5's

Squeeze a pillow REAL HARD!!! Between your legs.

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mmkay. a bunch of people in my school are calling me a slut & lesbian ND I am so ajainst gays ( sorry to anyone ) and i dont get where there getting a slut. they say "im the biggest whore in school" how do i make it stop. casue i've tried to dress more down & not flirt with guys so much. but they still do it.
PLEASE HELP FAST. casue i think im a bout to bunch somone!

If you're already labeled one. Wear what you want. It wont change a thing. Thats just how we are these days.

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hey i have a problem! i think my family hates me.....grandma,sisters,brother and uncle to be exact. ( to help those are the people i live with )anyway i think i hate them to cause they hate me and yell at me all the time so i should hate them to!i want to leave the house really badly. my grandma says i'll be grounded if i leave but i dont care what should i do?

Naa, its just you being a teen. You're thinking irrational things.

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I'm going to a movie with my best friend, her boyfriend, and his friend who I like tomorrow. The boy I like and I are good friends but I want to know if there are any hints I can give him tomorrow at the movies, maybe to lead him on. People say he likes me and he's been giving hints but how should I act tomorrow. Any tips?

How should you act? Like a slut.

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I am a married women. Now I wanted to coceive . I went to doctor that what are fertility period ,she brief me but don't understand. As per my understanding I understand that My periods starts on 6 May,05 after 10 days like 15 May,05 till 24 may,05 is the fertility period you can do sex on those 10 days you will be pregnant . Am I right or wrong

You're Left.

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I have horrible handwriting.It is realy hard to read it.Once I got sent to the principal just because of my handwriting.My teacher said I should go to a doctor.I went for a dance class and you had to bend your thumb and keep your other fingers flat.I ended up bending all my fingers.I was the only one who could not do that.My mother will not take me to a doctor,she says we'll get laughed out of his clinic.Some times even I can't read my hand writing.I am 13/f.
Is there something wrong with me?

Yeah, if you went to the doctor for bad hand writing, I would laugh you outta the clinic. Your teacher is an ass. I recommend sticking tacks on his/her seat.

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Last Friday me and my friend (lets call him Joe), were cuddling on the couch. But it was big like he had his arms on my hips and everything. it was kind of cute. Anyway we've kissed once as a dare and 3 times in this game suck and blow(they play it in the movie clueless, its when you put a piece of paper to your lips and suck in that way you can hold it up and then the person sitting next to you has to get the paper to stick of to thier lips so if you drop it you kiss.). The funny thing is he kept saying he was this master and dropped it like 3 times haha. We always flirt thats a given. He said to my friend that me and him are friends with benifits are we?

Yes.

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im a 16 yr old and to this day i have trouble sleeping over somewhere. A couple times my friends have taken me on a 2 or 3 day trip and i just sucked it up at night and dealt with it....but i avoid sleepovers at my friends house because i just like sleeping in my own bed at my own house..i could do it if i just made myself go..its not likke i would call my mom at 2am and ask her to come get me (thats what i did when i was 11)...i think its all in my mind though..are there any sites on my problem? should i sleep over my friends house? its not like we are gonna sleep right

Nope, no sites.

Its all in your head. You'll have to fight yourself and tell yourself you're lying to yourself.

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One of my best friends is EXREMLEY rude to me, she bosses me around so much and she doesn't do it to anyone else. It makes me upset because I feel like she doesn't like me. On her profile she listed her friends and i'm not even on there and im supposed to be her best friend. Then the other night she had our 2 other best friends over and didn't even invite me. Shes acting really weird and shes always making rude away messages about me. I don't like it at all because she was never like this before. Please help me!

*[ Hayley ]*

Maybe you two hang out too much. Thats why she didnt invite you. You feel jealous of this. Although, you really shoudl give her her own time to herself.

Im thinking that she isnt actually extremely rude. You're just into her too much. Of course now, im going to get a one for speaking my TRUE opinion. No im not messing around as usual. The only reason you're going to give me a one is the fact you cant admit she's possibly bored of you.

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ok see i started goin out with this boy tony 2 days ago and my friend katie used to go out with him!! but now she has a boyfriend that she says she luvs so much!! his name is travis!! and she used to be in luv with tony(the boii i go out with)!! and everytime im around her she always talks badd stuff on him!! she tells me how he will ditch me and stuff!! everytime i tell her stuff that he says gOOd about me she always says"he doesnt mean that"! part of me thinks shes jealus! and everytime im over her house and he calls she always runs to the phone and she will never let me talk to him! and i dont think its fair cause she has a boyfriend!! i think she is madd that i go out with tony but wen i ask her she says she aint madd!! so i dont kno wat to b~leave!! can sum 1 rly giv me good advise to tell her or him!!???!? cause its breaking my hart!! ~kayla~ IM me on AIM at eckoprincess1169

Yes, she is very jealous. Next time you talk to her and she tries to put that propaganda in your head. Tell her 'You're just jealous, now shut up and admit my guy rocks your socks!'

She'll never bother you bout it again!

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I would like to first thank all of you for your advice, it has been helpful. I am showing her how my love is true, by sending her her favorite flowers, daisies, and sending her letters, only as a friend. I am scared, because she is the only one that has loved me in my entire life, and I have never loved another more, what if she ignores me completely and ignores my calls, and how I feel? Does that mean that she truly is not the one? And we were engaged.

Yes. If so, she IS truly not the one.

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Hey so ok in my english class we have to do a presenmtaion on anythign in the world.i feel if i do one of my hobbies people may get bored,so does anyone have any ideas i can do? things liek witchcraft anorexia!
thanx

Things like witchcraft and anorexia suck!

Do it on video games and violence.

Talk about being a negro gangsta in GTA and totally funning some dude over. That'd be awesome.

Then when the speech is over, pass out super glue and tell the students to put it on their desks. Then walk around and one by one, slam their heads on the desks.

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Is it ok to still think you pretty even though, some people think you ugly, or if they call you ugly then you should go ahead and say your ugly. I'm having that kind of problem. My whole entire family says I'm pretty and cute but I don't know if they're just saying that. My aunt told me that she wasn't saying that just to make me feel good, she said that she SERIOUSLY thinks that im pretty. Even my friend says every body should think their pretty because that was called self confidence. But i just don't know...

I just dont know either. If someone says you're ugly. You could be ugly.

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