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i hope i can help somebody.
i've been more than you think for a 14 year old.

"never judge a book by its cover,inside on those pages could be the best love story in the world"- lea ellen

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my friend really likes this guy and never shuts up talking bout him. for three nights in a row he was in my dreams but heres the wierd thing....i dont like him at all not even as a friend! wat do you think dis means?xoxo

it doesnt mean anything but that you may have been thinking about him when you went to bed.

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ok this question is for girls only lol. i have my period & i can't use tampons..but i have swimming in gym class & my teacher is being a jerk about it, so i have to swim for the rest of the week. i'm not sure what to do exactly. my mom told me that your period stops & slows down in water, soo should i juss jump in fast? any ideas?

thanks!

if i were you, i'd skip school or suddenly get cramps right before you get in the water
but i dunno about your period doing that in water....

*hope i helpd....but probly didnt....*
-rate-

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Hey I'm doing a school project thats due tomm. for math, and we have to make an If, then statement. We have to get a slogan from a store or restaurant or something, but I cannot think of anything!! Here's an example the teacher gave: If you eat Subway, then you eat fresh.

Can someone give me some slogans and places and such? You wont be doing my project our anything because we have to do alot of other things to the slogan, but I just need a slogan to start out with! Gracias!

if you eat at burger king, you are one?
you don't have to live somewhere windy to eat at wendy's?
mc ronald your mcdonald

umm they are all pretty dumb..... but hope i helpd....

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can someone please tell me a good brand of shoes that i can get for basketball.. that are not too expensive (the highest i can pay is 50) thanls. i rate for good answers.

some brands of nike

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does lime wire cause viruses or anything that could harm my computer because i want to make cds but im afriad to do it

have you asked this question before?

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i have very large and round green eyes. is there any way to make them appear slimmer? and/or to make the green stand out more?

eyeliner maybe.........................

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okay well lately ive really had the urge to have a baby. im 16 and ive been watching kids and playing with my niece ( 2 1/2) and it really makes me want to have one. i dont want one for the sex or anything i just want it for the whole thing pregancy, birth baby everything and going around kids makes me want one more and more. what should i do? i dont live it a kind of neighbor hood where that is really acepted and my parents would kill me if i had a child but i want one so bad like you have no idea what do i do? its not like i can even control these urges they are there



its not like i want to i do but its like this urge that wont go away its all i cant think about. and watching my niece doesnt help it makes me want 1 of my own more.


i know i am emotional stable and if i did get pregnant my family would help me support this child but i know its not how i was raised and there arent alot of teen pregnancies in my more upscale neighborhood but i feel like i cant live without having a child

i also do babysit and work with children

oh please, when you want to be a mother, taking care of a doll, or doing any of those other things wont help the urge. go ahead, have the baby, but once you do, what happens when your urge goes away? will you put up the baby for adoption? would you just leave it on somebody's doorstep?
what happens if the baby gets sick? what happens if something happens to your parents? do you really want to have to depend on your parents for the rest of your life to help support the child you want to have?
think about these things, and if you need any help on anything, just im me (my sn is on my column)

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Ok, well I know it's a ways away, but my friends and I are getting a head start on Halloween. I was going to be like an 80's chick. I have the big jewelry and I was going to wear a side ponytail, a miniskirt, and a shoulder shirt, with some leg warmers and pink converse. But, I also thought of maybe being Marilyn Monroe. Another thing is, I will be with my crush. What do you think i should be? Which one would look cuter? Thanks in advance. I rate! :D

marilyn monroe

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Is it wrong to have sex with someone,thats older than you by 3 years.
And another question,people that have taken meth.....did it make you more sexual? or anything?

as long as your being safe, you can have sex with anyone you want, (with some exeptions of course,if you are older than 18,no little kids)
i dunno about the meth part....

much ♥love♥

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Do any of you have friends as backstabbers and know how to deal with them...I need help!

yeah totally! i have had several backstabbing friends. if you need my help, im me any time.
(my sn is on my column.)

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Should I be worried if I'm on birth control (and have taken it effectively) and he uses a condom and pulls out? I know there's always a chance of getting pregnant, but I should be fine..right?

yeah you should be perfectly fine, you've taken all the procautions, so you're aok.

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Okay i asked something like this last night but i need to add to it and i think it'll help you guys to answer it. So i was at an orchestral rehearsal and there's the girl. ( i'm 15/f bi and i'm not sure how old she its). But she's gorgeous but i can't get up the nerve to go say hi. All i can do is stare. I still couldn't focus tonight, it even got worse. Knowing my luck, she isn't bi and probably doesnt even know i exist. What should i do?!?! I feel like i should just get over her. Should i?!?! I'll rate!!!!!

well, before you try to get over her, see if you've got a shot with her first. just start hanging out with her first, and get to know her preferences.
then just ask her, if you don't, there is always that chance that she was the one and you let her slip away.

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Why do advicenators let people cuss when they are asking a question or an answer. ???

its a self expression of one's self.

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14/f
My boyfriend and I have been going out for about 4 months now. He's sweet and I love him. We make out A LOT but we've never gone farther. Lately we've been talking about it and thought I'd give him a BJ and he'd finger me. I have 2 problems here. I know exactly what a Blowjob is but I dont know how to go about giving one and not sucking at it. I want to pleasure him not make him not want it. And I'm a little (not a lot) overweight so I'm body concious and don't want him to finger me but he obviously does. He knows I'm nervous about all of this and said we'll wait until whenever I'm ready and comfortable enough to do it. I wanna do it so any suggestions on how to give a BJ or not feel so body concious or something. Thanks SO Much.

each girl is soo sexy in her own way, even if nobody knows which way it is. tell yourself everyday that you are special and sexy and caring and fabulous in your own individual way. your boyfriend odviously loves you and he doesnt care about your weight so you shouldnt either.
if you need to, im me, my sn is on my column.

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I think I am heading 2 anorexia. I don't eat normal at school. I skip meals from 8 hours a day and I feel real week. And when I think about eating I get sick to my stomiac. I am only 13 but I am really upsessed with my weight. I only eat about 3-4 things a day. I need help. Thanks and No smartasses Please.

well, first things first, don't force yourself to eat because that could lead to purdging (barfing) tell your parents, and maybe ask your mom to take you to the doctor, sometimes, its just all mental and not physical, maybe you just think your fat but you arent actually fat.
do what i do, once a week look in the mirror and say three things you love about yourself. then say three things you want to improve on. then for the next week, work on the three things, it can really help sometime. if you need me, you can always im me (jobobtootnfanny)- i'd love to help if you need it.

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how long would u say u should wait to have sex!!!

your wedding night

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My friend is really starting to scare me. O.K. he is REALLY nice and all but he started CUTTING himself! so im freakin out but i need sum advice 4 wut i should do !!! PlEaSe i need help!

be there for him, tell him that he's a really great person and you love him for being so unique.
tell him that it scares you and that you wish you could do something to help him. tell him that you'll always be there for him. and you want him to be happy.
just be supportive.

-hope it helpd-
*don't be a jackass like some people, rate high!*

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Ok .. fer global ( history) i have to define and give an example with 5 characteristics of a Golden Age in history.. well he said we could look it up online but i cant find anything .. and so what would a good definiton to put in a paragraph be and whats an example i could google.. i dont want you to DO my homework for me .. but i dont have my book so i cant find anything i just need a definition and an example of a golden age in history (oh.. it cant be in the US .. other countries only )

fer? for maybe?
calling me a skank is reallly mature, no wonder you suck at school.
you dont know me so you have NO room to talk
for all you know, i'm an angel sent from god and youre calling me a skank
well guess what bitch? I AM A SKANK. AND I AM PERFECTLY FUCKIN FINE WITH IT TOO

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well i want to have sex with my bf. but i want to know if he has std's or anything like that. i want to ask him but i think it would be awkward. can someone give me advice on how to ask? thank you!!

walk up to him, and be like, "hey baby, i want you to screw me, but i dont want aids.. do you have an std or anything like an std."

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How much do contacts cost? thx

it depends on where you get them.

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