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O and yall look at this poem and no I didn't write this one!:


Anna Joe
The kid no one really knows
Just sat
She was kind of fat
Every day people would critize
About her size
I was the only one who heard her crys
Her endless sighs
I never knew
What she was about to do
It was a misty Monday
I wish she found have found another way
We walked in
Right before she commited her sin
They laughed at her and called her fat
And there I sat
Wanting it to stop
I could have fought
Before I could think
In just one blink
She reached in her shirt
Everyone screamed as shots beamed
Up and down each row
Then it came to me and she said no
I was in shock
Then came a knock
Hurried,
In her head
There everyone sat dead
I burst in tears
Because I had no more peers
I could have stopped this all
I heard voices down the hall
Terrified yells
And there i was
Just because
I did'nt call her fat....
But I just sat
I let her cry,
wanting to die
And it just might be
Because of me
Everyones dead
And poor Anna shot herself in the head

advice

i've been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, in 18 and hes 19, we have sex often. im a 34b adn he thinks that i should get implants. should i do it just to please him?!?! i really think that he might be the one, adn we've talked about our future.
help

i think u should do what u think is best and not what ur bf thinks, I have herd sum bad stories about it ok like i dont want to freek u out but sum times after they r done they explode and sum times its just cuz of the bad doctor that never rilly went to medical skool so if u decide on doin it do ur reasurch first. i hope i helped

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A Soldiers Tears



I was scared stiff
For i knew that this pain wouldn't ever lift
I took one last look at my baby
Hoping one day maybe i would see her again
I looked around
I saw 20,000 frowns
But we all knew
As the wind blew
Today wont go by fast
It wont be a thing of the past
It will stay in our minds forever
Please someone just pull the lever
He gave us the go
And we all began to flow
I felt a tear
Symbolizing my fear
I knew it was the end
Good bye my dear friend
We began to march
And we formed our arch
We placed them on our shoulder
The wind made it colder
The leader yelled."FIRE!"
And we raised them higher
I looked at the guy across me
And i wondered why
Why did we have to shed each others blood
And sink into this warm flood
I wanted to just be their friend
This all has to end
But this country is full of hate
Each and every state
So I pulled up my gun
And i fired one
It hit him in the leg
Then he fell to his knees and started to beg
"Please Lord",he said!Just let there be peace
Im sick of the fights!
We should all have the same rights!
The Lord said yes i know theres to much hate
But you make your own fate
All the guns began to burst
It hit me first
I looked down and i was about to drown
Everywhere blood
Making a little flood
Men everywhere fell
It looked like Hell
OH GOD PLEASE HELP US NOW!
Bloody terrified yells
From all the brave males
I knew i was about dead
I would now go to my dark bed
I would never see my family again
My last memories were of these brave men
I began to fell numb
This world is so dumb
How would this make anything better
It would just make peoples faces wetter
This isnt a solution
Its a deady pollution
But as i lie
About to die..
I take my last deep sigh...
And i wondered.....
Why?

Totally awesome! Thanx for sharing it and it saddens me to know that's what really is happening.
.::Chelsea::.

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im makin a buddyprofile and i cant think of any actors and actresses. can yall tell me some of yalls favs of BOTH of them please? thanks

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
David Arquette and Courtney Cox Arquette
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez (I no they're not together)
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson
Ashlee Simpson and Ryan Cabera
Chelsea Johnson and Peyton Russell
There's more I can't think of but ill let you know if I do! Thanx much!
.::Chelsea::.

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Anna Joe
The kid no one really knows
Just sat
She was kind of fat
Every day people would critize
About her size
I was the only one who heard her crys
Her endless sighs
I never knew
What she was about to do
It was a misty Monday
I wish she found have found another way
We walked in
Right before she commited her sin
They laughed at her and called her fat
And there I sat
Wanting it to stop
I could have fought
Before I could think
In just one blink
She reached in her shirt
Everyone screamed as shots beamed
Up and down each row
Then it came to me and she said no
I was in shock
Then came a knock
Hurried,
In her head
There everyone sat dead
I burst in tears
Because I had no more peers
I could have stopped this all
I heard voices down the hall
Terrified yells
And there i was
Just because
I did'nt call her fat....
But I just sat
I let her cry,
wanting to die
And it just might be
Because of me
Everyones dead
And poor Anna shot herself in the head

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Good job, but did this really happen? It sounds soo real, yet you wish it weren't true. But I must admit, it's quite astonishing. Thanx, and show us somemore!
~Chelsea~

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i need a psychic..i need to know something..but i think the only way i can know the truth is a psychic..so if u have that ability..then talk to me..

I can help you on that. I've kinda got that ability if you know what I mean. I M me on piggiessaymoo. I can most definetly help!

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Choose one or the other 4 each question!!

Chad Michael Murray or Johnny Depp??

Ruben or Clay??

Bush or Kerry??

Hilary Duff or Lindsay Lohan??

Apple or Banana??

Ben Affleck or Matt Damon??

Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson??

Chicken or Tuna??

Chad Micheal Murray!(SOOOOOOOO HOTT!)
Ruben, i hate Clay
BUSH!!!! he knows how to deal!
Hilary Duff, she's a great actress and singer!
Apples baby!
uummmm how 'bout both?;)
Paris, she so stupid it's funny!
Chicken, duh!

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My husband beats me, I'm scared I might die. I need advice! Call the cops or not? He has $, he could just bail himself out!...

I rate!


Did I say I rate?!?!

I know that makes you wanna answer my question even more b/c I RATE!!

ok well u should call the cops and if he can bail himself out then file fro a restaning order and get a devorce!!!=-)i hope i helped u
~Amber~

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The worst thing in the WHOLE WORLD just happened to me! My dad said we are moving to Dallas, about 6 hours from where I live. If I didnt have the friends and BOYFRIEND I do now, then I would be fine but me and my boyfriend are VERY serious! I cant leave him, I would die, literally. I've cried so much already and I keep telling my boyfriend it's not for sure yet. If I do move, should I stay with my boyfriend, break up with him? I could still see him twice a month and on holidays.. is that enough? I am so in love with him and I cant even go 2 days without him... HELP ME PLEASE!!

Dear aHhHh!!!,
I don't think you should move in with him but give long distance relationship a chance. The only hard thing is that you don't know if they're cheating on you or not. But if he loves you like you love him there shouldn't be a problem! Try and hang out as much as you can with each other! Thanx much!
~Chelsea~

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how can u tell if a guy likes you or not?

He keeps calling you and you guys talk forever about nothing. He'll get online and always know you're there. Then his bestfriends keep telling you everything he says about you. I hope this helped. Thanx much!
~Chelsea~

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ok so i went out with this girl (we'll call her jane) ok so me and jane started goin out last year march 20th 2003 and we were good for the first 3 months talkin and hangin out like we were meant for each other and really havin a good time then she broke up with me but i kept goin at it and we started goin back out keepin our original date so bout 9 months into the relationship shyt started gettin bad and we hardley ever talked, hung out or nethin but we still loved each other and shyt but when we talked we constantly fought.. so when march 20th came up this year it would have been a year and i thought that was pretty special idk maybe that sounds gay cuz imma guy but i really thought it was special and i wanted to spend time with her and everythin.. but we didnt talk or see each other at all and she didnt even call me so i got mad like ne other person would.. so we talk the next day and shes actin like nothins wrong so i get tired of it and i ask her if she still loves me and all that and shes like i love u but i dont have the same feelings for u nemore so i was like iight well then i dont wann go out with u nemore..... so its been over 3 months since we broke up but im in love with her and i dont wann let her outta my life ya kno so i keep goin at it but she stays at sayin that shes not ready for a relationship and so my question is....should i keep goin at it with her or just move on?

thanx
-Anonymous

Well if she doesn't like you like you thought she did then you should just move on. I know its hard, but trust me there's always someone better out there! Thanx much!
~Chelsea~

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Okay so I just back from camp rioght, well i have aboyfriend and I really do like this boy I met and He likes me , What should I do???
PLZ help

Well you just have to choose who you like better, the bf or the new crush. so right me back and tell me your decision. Thanx much!
~Chelsea~

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so I went out witha guy who was too protective and , I broke up with him and went out with my bestfriends xboyfriend and when my x found out he gave my new boyfriend huge welps on his legs and back.....!!!!!!!!!! And he went to the docter . And my best friends made at me now and she's going out with my x , what should I do???? and soory so long

Well first off you don't go out with a bestfriend's ex without permission. And the reason that ur bestfriend and your boyfriend are together is because they probably just wanna get back at you. Try to ignore them and encourage your boyfriend to stay away too. I hope this helped. Thanx much!
~Chelsea~

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My names not important, but i've been cutting myself alot lately. It's really hard to stop. It just seem's liek its there for me when I'm down or depressed. I really need help but I don't want to tell my family. My familys falling apart already as it is and I don't want to add stress to anyone. It's just hard to stop. It just feels like something to bounce back on. Anybody have advice on what I could do to stop cutting myself.. maybe something else to do instead of that.. I dont know. Thanks alot. (F/14)
-depressed

Dear Depressed,
I don't think that you should do any thing else to your body that might harm you. I bet that alot of girls like you, but if they find out what you're doing then it's all downhill. You could replace the cutting with a sport, exercise, or maybe even search for a girlfrind. Thanx much the question!
~Chelsea~

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me and my boyfriend are 13, he has these 2 friends who i am also friends with and i get on with them really well and i am good friends with them. is it ok to be close friends with my bf's mates? i don't fancy them or anything so is it ok?

It's totally cool as long as you don't do ne thing with them if you know what I mean! Thanx much!
~Chelsea~

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im madly in love with this girl and shes a very good friend i dont want our friendship 2 get wierd if i ask her out wut should i do???

Well I think that you should come straight forward to her and let her know the truth. She might even feel the same way which I know you're aiming for! Thanx much and write me back 2 let me know how it goes!
~Chelsea~

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is it bad if u dont know how to kiss???

It all depends how old you are.

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ok i idk wut to do. i think i like my best friend. and i kinda know he likes me. but theres this other guy i kinda like to. i think i like the first guy more cuz i always wanna talk to
him. but idk. please help

i rate good

Well why don't you try the first guy first. It sounds to me that your best friend would come first cause you probably know himmore and like him more. I say go for it! Thanx much!
~Chelsea~

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my sister lets call her sally is mentaly ill in other words she is friggin crazy and it is drivin me nuts ok she takes her medication but that dont help one bit and i think she mite be hiddin them under her tunge like she did last time she was crazy she would hide them in her mouth then throw them away and its rilly ben hard on my whole family and onece she even ran away and she didnt even know it she ran away to like another city or town cuz her head told her to and she came back at 6:00 A.M and my rents took away her car and then they gave it back and now shes fuckin crazy again and she got in a reck and they didnt do jack shit and i fuckin hate it i hate this whole thing and this whole fuckin family

~HELPLESS~

I'm really sorry to hear that. Well it sounds to me that you need your best friend more than ne thing right now. Maybe you guys could go to the movies or sumthing, right? Talk to her/him about it when u feel comfterable. I would suggest that you have some ice-cream and cake. Plz keep me posted and remember that I'm always here for you ne time you need me!
~Chelsea~

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Hey,
I need some help. Lately my gfs "old friends" are talking about me and trying to get in fights with me....she instsits she loves me more and everything and they call her names on aim and everything and she says we wont talk to them anymore and she asks me if I promise. I say yes and then the next day shes telling me if I want to see her again she HAS to sleep over their house. Also let me note that everytime she sees this so called friend we get in a fight. Last time she slept over her house she snuck out at 2 in the morning to another boys house wich she promised to never talk to again. I think shes lieing to me also...we've been in a ton of fights lately because shes on the computer almost 24/7 talking to people. Also, her parents don't even allow her on aim, she and I have to lie to them about it, when I would rather not go on it at all. Everytime I'm over her house she gets on the computer, then we go to my house, and she gets on, then we go home to our own houses and she gets on right away...she hardly even calls anymore shes to busy on the computer. Then she says online when we get in a fight that I want to break up with her and I don't....now she wants to go to her friends house...what should I do...she makes me cry and throw up almost everynight. What should I do? Should I break up with her?

You deserve better than her. Trust me, there's more good people out there than bad, which she is. I hope you find the right girl for you. Thanx much!
~Chelsea~

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A week after fathers day my dad punched my brother and my brother socked him back. Eventually the whole family tried to get my fathers fat ass off my brother. I slapped my dad and he hit my bro again, then when his arm came back, it hit me in my head and knocked me out. When i woke up my friend was right there and screaming at me to get up. My bro had run away. I ran outside just in time to see where he was going then i was knocked out again. I felt my moms arms around me and she lifted me up. I wiped my bloody face and ran to my house sreaming :get that son of a bitch the fuck out of my house!" When i saw my dad, his tooth was knocked out and his face was bloody. I told him to get the fuck out of my house and he said he'll leave when he wants too. I started crying again and fell to the floor. My dad didn't give a shit about me. He just fucking stood there.
I found out where my bro went and grabbed car keys. I fired up the engine and my stepdad came out and opened the door. My friend hopped in the back seat and i went in the front. We went and got my brother. He picked me up and started hugging me. We had never hugged before, because we weren't as close as we are now.
I have to get dental stuff and now my dad wants to pay for everything. I know im gonna have to see him cause he has to sign papers. I don't know what to do. Plz help!!!!
signed,
helpless

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................

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