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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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Do a lot of people on MySpace have trackers (codes that allow you to see who's visited your MySpace)? I'm a little concerned about my privacy. Is there a way I can get myself to not show up on trackers when I visit a person's page.

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most dont work. the few that do, only work if you also have the tracker in your profile, so you have nothing to worry about.


on myspace everyone is putting up 2 pics together instead of one. how do i do that? (link)
LaX=SeX has it down. if you are asking because you want to be able to fit more pics, you dont need to because myspace now lets you upload 300. if you just want cool icons then just go with what LaX=SeX said.


15/F

I really want a boyfriend.
And its not like you can go buy one from the store ahaha, but I'm always meeting new people.
I dont know, just how did some of you guys find your boyfriends?

any tips..? (link)
make the first move and ask a guy out. easiest possible way.


What is phone sex? (link)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phone+sex


holy crap.. it feels like theres a burning in my throat. first it felt like i was coughing up some stomach juices or something, and then now i got this taste or whatever in my throat that really hurts!!! i drank some water but its still there! ahh what do i do??? 13/f help!! (link)
take heart burn medicine. if it keeps happening, see a doctor, you might have acid reflux disease like I did


Half of my myspace page is missing! The default picture and the whole left side is gone. How do I get it back? (link)
you probably have some code that is messing it up. take out any code you put in to trick out your profile and it should come back.



#1 If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs,arm hairs,leg hairs, or facial hair?

#2 Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

#3 If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

#4 Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

#5 Why can't liquor freeze? (link)
1. depends on the type of chemo, but generarly yes

2. the extra hour is either taken from, or given to the previous/next day. basically, the days dont get longer or shorter, they just get shifted over. its still 24 hours. the exception is the day it happens, which ends up being 23 or 25 hours. one of each each year.

3. night vision goggles allow you to see infared light, so you would see yourself in night vision.

4. dont know, probably not.

5. liquor can freeze. water freezes at 32 degrees farenheit. different liquids freeze at different temperatures. pure alcohol freezes at -173 degrees. beer has more water in it than vodka, so it would freeze at a lower temperature.


My friend whos a guy, lets call him nick!
His uncle commited suicide and his grandma just died a week or two ago. I feel tereble and need something to say to him when he has his moments. I also really like him and he kind of likes me but not enough to go out...yett so help me? with things to say to himm && hurry. I could use all the possible feedback I can get. Im afraid hes going to loose it and do the same or run away (link)
guys dont tend to be talk about their feelings types. just be there with him, it wont seem like it, but you will be help him. maybe watcha movie, sit next to him. dont force him to talk about it if he doesnt want to. there really isnt too much to talk about, so like i said, just be there with him.


my boyfriend and i have been together for a year and we have a great relationship for the most part but lately we've been fighting a lot...the other day he got a message from his ex gf on his myspace and he replied to it. i told him it bothered me and he told me it was okay and that he was only gonna say that. then today i came home and he left his myspace up on my computer so i checked the messages which i know i shouldnt have done but i found more messages back and fourth with her. i dont know if i should be mad or not but i feel like i cant say anything because i kind of violated his privacy but it really does bother me. i know he doesnt like her i just feel uncomfortable with it. HELP PLEASEEE!! (link)
why are you bothered by it so much? hes with you, not her. is it really such a bad thing for him to still talk to her? im friends with some of my exes. now, he diffinetly shouldnt have lied to you about it, but he shouldnt have had to either.


what is a minx? what does it mean? (link)
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/minx


My guy friend who I have a crush on was hit by a car yesterday. I found out about it this morning in band. I slipped and was really glad he wasn't there to see it until I found out why he wasn't there to see it. I couldn't concentrate on anything else all day. I was literally worried sick; by the end of the day I had the mother of all headaches and I wanted to throw up. I'm really loyal to my friends, but is it wierd that I couldn't think of anything but him all day, even if he is my friend and crush? (link)
not weird at all


okay well im thirteen tomorrow and my boyfriend is a year older than me and yesterday my boyfriend told me that his best friend which is my best friend's boyfriend kept asking him how far me and him have gone but he wouldn't tell him. then they made a bet that my boyfriend would finger me by the 27. and last night i asked my boyfriend if i was just a f**king bet to him and he was like oh how do you know about the bet? and no your not just a bet. and we only made it because he wouldn't leave me alone. and then my boyfriend told me that it was also because he feels weird because my two best friends and their boyfriends have sex and stuff and he feels weird because we haven't and he feels left out. and then i was like well what are you trying to tell me ? and he was like well maybe we should do it because i want to because i love you. and i was like no. and he was okay with it but then he kept asking why and stuff and dont i want to know what its like and stuff like that. and i was like yeah i'm curious but i'm not ready to find out. we have only been going out for almost three months. it would be 3 january 10th. and then he was like well i love you and i want to go farther with you. and i was like " okay, i want to go farther but not all the way " and he was like "would you feel comfortable with 3rd?" and i was like yeah i guess and then i found out today that my best friends boyfriend bet my ass that he wouldn't finger me and my boyfriend bet my best friend's tit's that he would. i don't know wahat to do. i don't want to let him finger me if its all just because of a stupid fricken bet. im not a whore or a slut but i'm also not prude. a little advice please? (link)
well i doubt its just a bet, i mean after all, guys like doing things with girls regardless. still seems shady, especially the terms of the bet. id also say that you are too young for sex, or at the very least, too young for it to be a common thing. dont let him preassure you into anything you arent ready to do, not even if your friends are already doing it. and if he breaks up with you over it, then he wasnt a very good boyfriend to begin with.


So, my boyfriend and I recently started having sex on New Years Eve. We've done it twice, and
both times it was painful (obviouslly).

He told me to use hand lotion and rub it all over the condom to make it less painful. I was wondering, would this really work? (link)
no. bad idea. do not use anything other than an approved lubricant, because theres a decent chance that anything else could mess with the effectiveness of the condom.


I'm 16/f. I'm a virgin. I'm not plannin to have sex til I'm married. I'm just curious how do you get STD/AID?. I know for you to be able to get those diseases if you're havin sex wit a person that's already have it. But WUT IF I don't have it and my bf doesn't have it.. we have sex.. wut would the risk of me and him gettin STD/AID?? can you get STD/AID from havin sex w/o a condom?? or you can only get it if you have sex wit the person wit STD/AID.
PLEASEE HELPPP MEE!!!. (link)
even if you are both clean, as explained below, having sex without a condom is a bad idea, because you can still get the worst STD of all, its called KID.


I was just wondering, because I know a lot of people make friends online and then meet up offline, and I've done it myself quite a few times.
Do you think that the type of forum or chat room you meet people on helps determine whether they are really who they say they are or how likely they are to be a paedophile?
For instance, do you think it's less likely that someone you've been talking to on a Christian chatroom/forum would be a paedophile than on a secular one? (link)
nope. well, you can VERY SLIGHTLY increase your chances of the person being who they say they are on school forums. i met a person in a college group on myspace, and met her offline about a month later. but, i met her in the common room of her dorm, so if anything, she was the stupid one. then, there is a person who randomly added me on myspace. heres where i was stupid, i met her as well. but it was in a public place. also, i am a 20 year old guy, i can take care of myself. ironically enough, the first girl i met was going to be my emergency call if the second ended up being dangerous.

anyways, this is a case of do as i say, not as i do, especially if you are a younger girl. it is generarly a bad idea to meet someone offline. however if you must, you should definitely meet in a public place. also, take someone with you. it should be a guy friend, someone who could actualy do something if things go south, and not say, another young girl who would just get abducted with you or tossed aside.


How do you put pictures or icons as a picture caption on myspace? (link)
first, youd want to upload the pic you want to use somewere (tinypic.com works best, becasue the URL will might be too long other places) then go to edit caption and enter without the *'s


who sings the song at the beginning of charmed and what is it called? (link)
Every week "Charmed" opens with the song "How Soon Is Now?" performed by Love Spit Love

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ok so heres the deal
Yes I'm underage, I don't need to be told off about that
It's just that I think that sometime in the near future I may be in a situation where it would be very cool to know something about drinking
Like, how do you avoid gettin caught, what is te appropriate time to drink at a party, and even what are some tips on turning down a drink in a social setting?
This is an honest question, if you're going to tell me I'm a bonehead I already know that, but please help me all you can anyhow.
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aside from not drining, the typical suggestion is this. take the first drink, say a beer or wine cooler, and just nuzzle that all night. if you dont have a drink in hand people will keep shoving them at you, but if you have one you can just point to it and say "im good" every time you are offered.


Okay, so this may sound really stupid, but oh well. My friend told me she was like stradling her bf making out and then her boyfriend's best friend was like "Ohh you boned (lets call him billy) Billy". And he said it to her like it was a bad thing for "Billy". and she asked me what that meant. so basically, what does "boning" a guy mean?
...andd why is it bad for the guy?

thanks!! (link)
yeah boning is sex, though typically, the boy bones the girl, its typically not used from the point of view of a "girl boning a guy"


soo on my eye.. like the rim under my eyelashes and above my eyeball.. has been hurtin for a couple days and now theres a bubble on it. what is it?? is it a sti (sp)?? what should i do to make it go away?? (link)
sounds like a sti, i had one not too long ago. go to the doctor, theyl prescribe you some eye drops (or cream) and it should go away within a week.




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