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I don't think you can. Everything has flaws, and eyeshadow is no exception. If you don't want creased eyeshadow the only thing you can do is not wear eyeshadow. Sorry, but that's the way it goes.

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Does anybody know anything about Julius Caeser. Cuz i have question on my worksheet and it says why do you think the book is called Julius Caeser and not Brutus Cassius sense he is the tragic hero in the story.

I know a lot about Julius Caesar, but only the guy, not the book. Hm. Did you read it? Did you read the Sparknotes as well as the book? Try doing that.

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What is the curse of Eve????? sorry i need to know fast.............. thanks

She ate the forbidden apple and doomed herself and all her future descendants to a life of sin and pain and wearing clothes, rather than the beautiful paradise she was given by God. Or so the story goes. That's why a lot of Christians believe that women are all EVIL. I think that's stupid though...she wouldn't have eaten the apple if it hadn't looked SOOO juicy and good, so I think apples are evil.

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ok! i did the whole virus scan & it said nothing was detected, but i didn't turn it off er anything, because i was doing stuff. is that neccasary? like if i turn it off & then when i turn it on i do have a virus er something like that?

thanks!

No, you should turn it off just because it's safer that way and you can't spread it to other people. If the scan doesn't say anything, you're probably fine.

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The Gossip Girl series

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud

Anything by Tamora Peirce!!!!

Luna.

Rainbow Boys.

And the book I'm eventually gonna write.

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I have no clue what to be for halloween. I can't go out and buy a costume, but i MAY be able to go and buy some acsessories. I have A LOT of makeup to work with. Please help me.

A MONK! All you need is a simple robe, some rope, and a huge cross necklace. Yay!!

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ok my friend is a goth which i have no prob but everytime i hang w/ her,her goth friends come over and give me shity looks because im a "normal" person what should i do

Just be friendly to them and show them that you are just like them. I have a very diverse group of friends, some of us just wear regular clothes and some dress totally wild. Personally, I just wear stuff that fits and looks good on me, but I identify myself as Goth. And if those wild, wears-all-black lots of peircings freaky type goths has a problem with it...PSH on them! I don't care! You may have to confront these people, and say that just because you dress the way you do, they have no right to judge you. The ironic thing is that part of being a goth is to be an indiviual and not judge people based on their looks. You may want to mention that to them. I think that if they do judge people by their looks, they're not really Goth! Also, if they can't accept you as that girl's friend, they are not her real friends!

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ok someone connected with me on AIM & told me it was a virus but i didnt mean to connect & it was juss a picture of..something random. is that even possible?

thanks!

It's possible. Run a virus scan and then SHUT OFF your computer. If someone in your house is good with computers, alert them.

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my butt is to flat is there anyway i can make it not flat?

Er...no...sorry! You'll have to accept your body the way it is! My butt sticks out too much...wanna trade?

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Recently one of my good friends and I have been sleeping together, but now hes trying to get back together with his girlfriend of two years. She and I are good friends also, and decided to get together to talk and just hang out. I informed him that if she asked about us, I wouldnt lie about it. He convinced me otherwise, saying that if I told the truth, they would never be together again.

So my question is, do I lie to her or not? I love them both, and want both of them to be happy, but I dont know what to do.

extra info: 19/f

I say tell her the truth. If she's going to hook up with him again, she needs to know his past sexual history.

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Hey! I have a lead at work named Erin. I work at an amusement park, in an employee restaront (sp). My lead almost always makes me clean. so I decided to start doing it on my own,because I like to do thinkgs on my own with out being told. Well, she will wait unitl i am done washing things until she gets them and uses it again, for the same thing. Like a spoon or something. And she will just keep piling up the dirty dishes, not rinsing, or dumping out extra food, just pilling. and she will not clean them. She will wait until there is not where else to set a dirty dish, then ask me to do it. so thats why now i clean the dirty dishes when ever i see one in the sink. She has me sweet the floors all the time, and clean off the tables! I am supposed to work the front line, serving food. I get to do that maybe for 20minutes to 1hour on average each day, and I work for 6 hours each day. She doesnt do anything. SHe cooks sometimes, but she is always telling other people to do it for her. She does do work, sometimes. Other people noatice what she does, and dont like it too, but they are always telling me not to let it get me down.
She never says please or thank you when she asks me to do something, or after i do something. and I know that you are supposed to do things without looking for anything in return, but a please or a thank you can do a long way. and when I ask her for something i always say please and thank you. one time she said to me to just leave the dirty dishes, and she would do them later, and who did them later? me! and it was like 3 times as many. and one time she asked me to make sandwiches, and she said she would help, so I was like, okay. and she never helped! I do stuff like that busy work a lot when we arnt busy in the front line, but she dosnt say anything like thanks, she just gives me something else to do.

if you wanna know what i am cleaning, its like chilli or beef-a-ronni- or something nasty like that. thats what i have to scrub, with no gloves, off of dishes. and other nasty stuff.

What should I do? I mean, I try to be nice becasue thats the way I am, but I dont know what else to do! Its annoying!

What should I do/Say? but i dont want to be mean about it, just get my point through!!

5's and feedback will be given!!!

Thanks!!
-Kelsey-

Is there someone who is above her? YOU SHOULD REPORT HER! Be professional about it. Say you think that she's being very unfair and that you think she's doing it because of her personal feelings for you.

Oh and about the 5.25...just keep reminding yourself that it could be worse. Some people don't have any money. Some people are SLAVES.

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i have been dancing ballet for about 12 years. i love it. it always gives me something to do and it keeps me in shape. about a month ago i was in a horrific car accident. the car flipped over in a ditch and killed the driver. who was my best friend. i broke my back and now i am parilized from my waist down. i will never be able to walk again. i will never dance again. that is what hurts the most. no i dont feel sorry for myself because i know what happend to my friend casey. i miss her so much and i just feel like there was more that i could have done to keep her from loosing control of the car. and i have a boyfriend that i have been dating for 7 months. he comes to see me everyday and he occaisonally brings me flowers. i am 17 and he asked me to marry him. of course i told him yes. and we are getting married next year in august. i will not be able to have children .. and ladies you all know thats the worst feeling in the world. my fiance wants to adopt. and i am all for it. i just wouldnt be a regular mom that can hold her kids. that upsets me so much. i dont know what to do.

*hugs* It's okay. You sound like you're dealing with this pain. You are very blessed to have a fiance like that! The part about the worst feeling in the world...I'm not telling you how to feel, but I just think it's a little odd how women pretty much identify themselves by the fact that they can give birth! Women can do other things too! Even women who have been paralyzed are capable of many things. Anyways, later in life when I want to have children, I am choosing to adopt. There are so many benefits! For one thing, people are over-populated and there are so many children whose parents don't want them. It solves to problems when they adopt. And for those who can't have babies, it means even more. And you WOULD be a regular mom. The children will know you as your mother. They won't see just some handicapped woman...they will see the woman who loves them and takes care of them and is strong enough to overcome anything in life. If children have a strong mother, it will inspire them even more. Love isn't defined by your ability to walk. Sure, walking with your kids would be fun for them and you...but...you can have your child sit on your lap and give him or her a fun ride on your wheelchair! =) Make the most of your situation, because like I said...you are BLESSED!

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I know there's like 239812093 questions that are probably similiar to this, so i'll try to keep it short.

My boyfriend and I have been going out for almost 6 months. In the beginning and during the summer, everything was going really well, except a small fight once. But as soon as school started he started ignoring me more, we argue more, he rarely calls me anymore, and i'm not even sure if he likes me anymore. Everything seemed so "perfect" over the summer, but now things are different. Is there anything I can do about this? Any tips?

thanks soo much in advance.

and no stupid ass answers or i'll report you.

That is just what happens with many relationships. The best advice is to break it off with him. You'll be happier. You're kind of young (don't hate me! I'm not saying you're not mature enough for a relationship! *ducks*) And I'm assuming he's about the same age? Well, girls mature faster than boys. You are at a higher maturity level than he is. Next time you may want to try an older guy.

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Is there such a thing as to many orgasms? Can it harm u if u do have one to much?

There is an old legend that says if you orgasm 100 times in one sitting, you DIE INSTANTLY. But of course, that is just a superstitious folktale...or IS it?!?!?! (dun dun dun!)

Nah, I made that up. But you reminded me of Eerie Queerie, where the innkeeper told Mitsuo that if he hiccuped one hundred times, he'd die. That's not true, either.

I really don't think it can harm you. Orgasms are actually healthy. Perhaps if you have such a really totally fantastic mind-blowing orgasm, you could die from it...but realistically, you probably won't ever get an orgasm that great. And if you did...well...it's not a bad way to go. It's actually kind of rare to get one orgasm if you're a girl (guys usually do, though), so I don't think you'll have too many. And if you do have a lot...well, like I said it's healthy.

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Hi I'm 19 years old man and a university student. I'm having a feeling of getting a girlfriend, but I feel like I'm not romasive enough to make girls to like me. I'm a good looking guy and very sesitive. I always get challenges from girls but I realise that after, when I'm alone. Would you give me some advices on how to cope with such situations and be able to be romansive?.

I'm not going to tell you how to GET the girls, you have to have confidence and do that yourself. But once you get a girl...here's what girls like:

-Guys who don't just come home and sit in front of the TV.

-Guys who significantly help with laundry, dishes, cooking, etc.

-Guys who close the toilet.

-Guys who appreciate them.

-Guys who aren't chauvinists.

-Honesty

-RESPECT

-FUN dates, not lame ones.

-Guys who wear body glitter.

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is the rejection hotline free or does it cost money ?

It's not something you pay to hear...it's a number that you call and tells you some stuff. Tis not even a real hotline, but merely a JOKE. You're supposed to give people the number of the rejection hotline when they ask for YOUR phone number, then when they call it up they realize they've been rejected. But you can call it any time you just need a laugh. It will come up on your phone bill just like any other call.

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How do i make a guy like me?? they guy i like told my friend "idk maybe" when she was seeing if he would ever go out with me. what does idk maybe mean? if im not quite there, HOW DO I GET THERE?? Ill rate 5's for good answers.

Unfortunately, you can't MAKE anybody like you. They have to do that on their own. When people fall in love, it isn't because someone MADE them do it. Be his friend and flirt with him, and maybe ask him to go to the movies with you. You don't love someone and then go out...you grow to love each other as you are going out. However, always remember that his opinion of you doesn't matter. If you flirt and go out with him and give yourself to him and he still says "idk maybe", then he IS NOT worth it. There will be other, better guys.

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i put ny clothes in the wash and i did not notice i put my white top in and my jeans have died it how can i get it back white with out bleaching it? please help

Maybe you could try pouring some laundry soap on it and leaving it out for a few hours, then washing it by itself. However, that works for food stains...I'm not sure if it would work in this case. But it won't hurt to try. If it doesn't work and you don't want to bleach it...well...the shirt is not ruined!! If you're crafty, you can make a completely new style out of it!

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My hair is so boring and I was wondering how can i make hair wavy without buying anything from the stores?? Anything i can do/use?? Rate 5's for first 6 people if it works.

Er...it's very hard to change your hair without atleast buying gel or mousse. I suppose you could braids in it, leave them for a really long time, and then take them out. That's probably a lot of work, but if you want to do it the easy way, you need to buy hair products and try out a bunch of different things until you find one that works. Sorry about that. When God gave us hair, he didn't understand the vital need to CHANGE it.

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can any one tell me a bunch of good country songs?

thanks a bunch.

song and artist please.

The only country I listen to is Charlie Daniels Band, and I am not even sure if that is country. It has cowboys on the CD cover, so it must be. The CD I have is called "A Decade of Hits". I like all the songs on it, but the only title I can remember is "Devil Went Down to Georgia", which is my favorite.

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