It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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Can you get arrested for using limewire? What is it EXACTLY & how do you use it? Thanks (link)
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limewire is:
(as far as I know)Legal, and used for downloading, searching and listening to songs. you go to www.limewire.com and download it, remember to make sure it's in english. and it's pretty self explanatory. to go to the search bar and put in whatever you want, and click search. things will pop up and remember to always get the version of what you want that's been downloaded the most times, he guarentees it's the best quality out there. :]
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I'm 4"10 very petite but I have 34D boobs. They dnt look as big as they sound but they sure feel like it. I hate them! They hurt me sooo much. My back has been hurting a lot lately and I just don't know what to do about them. My mom doesn't want me to get breast reduction because even though its done at my age she says that it hurts and they've gotten smaller. But they havnt any suggestions? (link)
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ciropractor. I'm 5'3" with 36 C and I have to go every two or three weeks because of my boobs. surgery isn't the best answer although for some, it helps. buy a more supportive bra and just try not to be more active then you have to be.
[ and remember, the boys like the goodies. :)it'll be worth it eventually to have big boobs ]
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ok what is the most romantic/creative way to get a girl's attention? and i dont want to do roses or jewelry, i want to do the only kinds of things girls dream about. any ideas? i rate high. (link)
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I like little notes given to me inbetween classes and smiles at me at lunch and I like to be touched. not sexually, of course. but like, held hands, laced fingers of course, and an arm around my shoulder and my absolute favorite thing is to be pulled into someones chest so I can lay my head on my guy's chest. [ remember to smell good. ]
but that's just me. cheap, simple, and nice.
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well in the last question i posted it said that alex probably was touching my legs trying to wipe soda off and people said he was horny well what exactly does that mean and what if a guy popped a boner when i was around does that mean it is because a girl is around or is it because I specificly me am around because he likes me help soon!!!
thanks
i rate 5s for good advice
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alllrightie dearie.
seeing as i haven't seen your last question you posted i'm going to assume a couple things here.
1) you [or someone else] spilled soda on you.
2) you were with an alex person.
3) alex is a boy
oooh kay. noow.
he might've been horny, but I would also need to see your last question to determine that for sure.
nowww.
boys get boners when they see something worth arrousing them for. like, for instance: if you're hot and in a see through shirt, most likely you will give some boys boners. if you did give this guy a boner, which, incase you didn't know is like making his dick hard, you probably aren't the only girl that's ever done that.
most boys get hard more than you think. it's pretty common, actually.
--I hope it helps, or clears things up a little--
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My mom workshift has changed, so she is no longer able to take me to school. So now I have to ride a bike to school. And I just feel so embarrased. People in the car when they drive by sometimes laugh and point. So I just want to know how does everyone else get to school. You know do you take the bus, ride, walk, bike, etc. (link)
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pshhh on all the kiddies that are all.. "excersize = good..like duhhr" you can walk. trust me, it's much cooler than biking there and back. it might mean you'd have to leave a litte earlier, but you can eat breakfast while you walk vs. trying to eat on your bike and getting it all over you, so you should be able to make up the time if you walk at a good pace instead of strolling along.
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i asked a question a little while ago about if i should go in to work or not, when i have a paper due for school. i wound up calling my boss & saying that i can work friday if i don't have to work saturday, which she was okay with. however when i got off the phone my sister told me (she was being serious) that what i said sounded retarted. she said i was like "i um have an apointment with my mom um i mean i have an apointment and i can only work friday if she can change, i mean if my mom can change the apointment to saturday, so i wouldn't be able to work then." obviously saying i have an apointment with my mom souds reatarted & now i am embaressed. if by any chance they want to know what apointment it was, what do i say? i don't make apointments with my mom. i also feel embaressed that i almost sounded like i was stuttering (& lying, perhaps) when i told her this. what should i do?!?! (link)
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it's really none of their business what you have an appointment doing. if they ask you, tell them something like, "my mom's busy and i had to make an appointment to see her. no biggie, but just big enough to have to miss work" it's certainly not a big enough deal to stress over. so don't worry about it. :]
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Okay, so yesterday there was this dance thing at school. Me, my friends, and my [boyfriend that nobody knew was my boyfriend] were hanging out and stuff. So it was the last song of the dance, the slow dance. Everyone knew that joe (my boyfriend) liked me & stuff [but they didn't know we were going out]. So they were like "you get joe, I'll get alyssa(me)!" They forced his hand on my shoulders and stuff and I hugged him (we're shy.)
and then the next day, Elena (the one that pretty much made us hug) said that she's gonna tell everyone in the school what we did at the dance. I mean, we hugged? wow. Why did you think shes doing this? (link)
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she might be jealous of you. she might be doing it do make you mad. if she still doesn't know you two are together, she might be doing it because she thinks it'll get you two together. my idea would be to go ahead and tell her, "elena, joe and I are together.. it's really no big deal that we hugged at the dance" orr...
if you don't wanna be so nice, spread a rumor just as bad about her. see what happens.
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i like this guy in my english class and were working on this project together. its so much fun i love being around him and we have good conversation. im worried though becuase friday is the presentation for our project and when its over i dont want things to be like they used to when we didnt talk much. i think he may like me but im not bold enough to ask him out. i dont know what to do about it! please help! (link)
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I know it's already friday, so you've probably already given your presentation. you don't have to ask him out though, some people just aren't as bold as others. I for one would just hang out with him after school. talk to him before/during/after any classes you have him with. if you can, call him up and ask him a question, any question like what his favorite band is, or which does he like better. if it works then you'll strike up a conversation and fit in a quick, "ohh sorry.. i have to go, can you call me back in an hour?" it usually works for me.
--hope it helps--
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Okay so I want a song on my myspace that isn't on myspace.
It's called Saints And Sailors by Dashboard Confessional. And I have a link but how do I get it to play on my myspace? (link)
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you can't just have a link to the song, in order for it to actually work it has to be on myspace. sorry. but you can always get the music video from online, like from www.videocodezone.com. I get all my videos and stuff from there.
Hope it helps.
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I am 40/f and own my own home. Because he's just never got his act together I've had my brother and fiancee living with me since june 2005. They are paying rent, but i really want my space back! I've lived alone for almost 12 years (after being widowed at 29). They are getting married tomorrow.... how can i gracefully ask when they will be moving on? I've kinda put my mom up to saying... so, are you two planning on buying a house or what? but she's been ill and hasn't had the opportunity. Appreciate your advice! (link)
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I don't blame you for wanting your own space.and it's perfectly normal for you to ask them to get their own place. seeing as by now they are probably married and on their honey moon you might could do them a favor and look through some ads in the paper or call around to see what's available. when they come back, just explain your situation calmly, telling them that you love them dearly and all, but now that they are married they will eventually have an expanding family and that not all of them, and you will be able to fit in your house. show them the ads you've found that you think they'll like and if that doesn't work, even though it isn't nice, and sometimes starts a small fight in the family, you can always evict them. if they are paying rent, you can always just kick them out of your house.
I hope it helps, at least a little. And congrats, on the marriage.
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I did alot of exercises yesterday.. I mean alot.. and my legs are like sore! I fell going up the stairs cause they were so sore today at school.. they are still sore to i have ball practice everyday and i also have gym how could I get my legs from not being sore? (link)
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Don't worry. The more you work out, the less they will hurt when you do. If that doesn't work, leg rubs always work for me. warm water baths also work and just plain relaxing sometimes.
-I hope it helps-
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Hey im 13f and it seems everyone has a boyfriend of girlfriend but me. It's really starting to bother me lately because ive liked this guy for over a year and he's known about it but doesnt do anything. I want to get over him and try and move on and meet a new guy, but its kind of hard because i get really shy and are extremely afraid of rejection. So really my questions are how to get over this guy and how to get to know new ones
thanks i rate 5's for good advice =) (link)
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Well, first of all, I totally know how you feel. The only way you will get over this one guy, is to meet new guys. You don't have to be out on the prowl for boyfriends, just for guy friends. Time also helps. Time heals all wounds. Eventually, you'll get over this guy and a new guy will come along to sweep you off your feet. But until then, you have to allow yourself to get this guy out of your way so you can have your eyes open enough for mr. wonderful.
but when you finally spot him, let me know how you found him..i'm looking for one myself. :]
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Okay, so I'm on birth control pills and my periods are always evenly spaced apart, but this month I got my period like a week early. A day and a half before I got it though my boyfriend and I had sex a few times. Could that have made it come early or is there something wrong with me that I started so early? (link)
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There's nothing wrong with you. Don't worry. :] Not all women stay on the exact same "spacing". Meaning: everyone is irregular sometimes.
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can someone give me a program to burn cds? (link)
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I use Roxio, personally.
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How do you make LiveJournal Icons?
Thanks in advamce!!
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sorry hun,
but you can't make them.
as far as I know..
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Theres a girl at my school i think may have an eating disorder of some kind. Within the last few days she seems to have lost A LOT of weight. She used to be fairly skinny, but now shes like tiny. And this may sound a little odd, but she did have some, i guess you'd say definition, to her body, and now its all like flat. I'm not friends with her, actually, I don't really talk to her, but it concerns me a little. It could be something else, i know, but i was wondering if i should say something to someone about it, or just mind my own business and let her take care of herself. (link)
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Just in case, it'd be better to tell one of the teachers at your school. Make sure you trust them, and that you know them very well. Talk to the girl, become friends with her, and see if you can get her to open up to you. Does this girl have anyfriends? You could ask them, to see if they know anything.
--I hope everything works out with her--
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I'm in a jewelry class and I've been looking to purchase some metal. Ideally, I would like to find nickel but I'm having a hard time finding anything! I was hoping someone from Advicenators would know of a store I could purchase metal from. I've been looking online but would perfer to go to an actual store. If anyone has any ideas I would be greatful. Thanks!! I rate :) (link)
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Michaels the craft store should have it. Jo Ann Fabrics would too. Walmart might even have it, and depending on the Target stores, they might have it.
---Hope it helped and good luck on the jewelry making---
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I recently babysat for one of my husband's coworkers for a few days. After seeing a few warning signs, I'm beginning to think that the children are not being taken care of and that she may be abusing them.
This woman brings the children out in freezing weather with no jackets. She drops them off with no supplies. The children don't appear to have been bathed. They have severe, untreated diaper rash which leads me to think they're not being changed like they should. I've also noticed bruises on one of the children. It could be from bumping something, but from the look of the bruises I suspect the child was hit. When I feed them, they act like they haven't been fed in a while.
I've tried talking to her, but she told me it was none of my business. I'm worried what might happen if I don't do something. Should I call social services and report my suspicions? (link)
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Definitly report your suspicions. If nothing else, they'll occasionally send people out to her house to make sure she's taking care of her children. Don't confront her if it only makes it worse and don't tell her that you called social services or the police. If she really has something mentally wrong with her, she might try to run, or something drastic like that.
If you babysit them, they are your business. And even if you didn't babysit them, you know about the problem, making it your business. Follow your instinct and act on your suspicions.
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I am in so much emotional pain right now it could kill a cow!
I was basicly raped
I have lost everything
im not in school
everything is just going down the drain and I hate it!
What can I do to make this stop and have me be happpppy once in my life i just want to be happy (link)
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1. I'm terribly sorry about you being raped. I have a close friend that's been raped, and I know that it can emotionally scare you for a while.
2. Get in control of your life. Spend a little bit of time a day, doing whatever you feel like doing. Read inspirational books, like the chicken soup for the teenage soul, or the mother's soul, or the preteen's soul, or the golfer's..etc..etc.. whichever applies to you, they have tons.
3. Get back in school. Do whatever it takes to get you back. An education is the one thing that you won't regret later. It might actually help you in life.
4. Talk to your friends. Depend on them if you need to, and if you EVER need someone to talk to, i'm always here. you can message me, email me, or talk to me on aim.
5. Always look on the brighter side of things, it really will help you feel better.
---I hope it helps, and I hope things go better.---
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How old Should a child be when they start dating? (link)
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It's totally based on maturity. But yeah, any where from 14-17 would do the trick.
I'm 15 and my parents won't let me date until I can drive myself wherever I want to go. It sounds reasonable enough to me. I really don't actually want my parent's on my date with me.
---Hope it helped---
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