about

Hey, My name is Ryan, And I will be your shrink for the day, I have 18 years of life experience, trust me I have been through it all, loss, births (no I didnt give birth silly), Parents divorce, my own bad relationships, I have fixed heaps of relationships, basically, I'm the one who will lay it out straight! if you dont want the answers everyone seems to give like those stupid answers that never really help, then come to me, I condone the realists approach, the ways that REALLY work :D so ask me about ANYTHING..

advice

I guess this would go under this catergory but anyway....

I always buy make-up well not always but its always the wrong kind, some look to dark or to light so which do i buy..

I have
-brown hair
-freckles (but i like them cuz i do)
-blue eyes but then sometimes grayish
-i have glasses but im gettin contacts this month not that it matters anyway
-im white

do you know any products i could use also...like be specific

Why do people always ask what make-up is right for them? I mean its impossible to tell really coz we dont know your face shape etc.. not that id know im just trying to figure out why you would ask that on the net when nobody knows what you look like except a vague crappy description!!

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I do not understand IP addresses at all. What are they for? How can you track someone through them? I know everyone has one and they are used for internet purposes. I just don't know what purposes or why someone would want to know someone else's. This all arose when I saw something that said when you go in the advicenators chatroom (I believe using the CGI thing) everyone can see it. I wasn't sure if that was good or bad. So can someone please explain to me what this is for?

The IP (Or Internet Protocol) is like your address on the internet.. its the point of origin.. its how other computers find your computer... its like the street adress of your house.. its like.. if you dont have an IP your house doesnt have a driveway.. so you cant get into it.. figureativly speaking.. so if someone asks for your IP "DONT" tell them.. it can be used for hacking purposes as it gives them direct access to your computer through a program which shall remain nameless.. hope that helps!

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i was wondering, does the size of my penis matter? it is 5.5 hard from the outside of my pubic area do i push to the bone to measure? how can i make it look bigger or even better how do i make it grow? sometimes my g/f tells me that it is sometimes about 7 sometimes its more than that is that true. help me please and what is the fat pad? i have big testicles too i am curved but most of the time im 5.5-6 inches long help me please
email em answers as well as put them on here,
my email is wallywit86@aol.com
thank you

a wise girl once told me.. "It's not the size, it's the way you use it!" and most girls would also say that 6" is not a bad size.. the average female prefers something between 5 and 8" so yeah.. and btw.. the "penis" doesn't have a "bone" so yeah..

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What is meterosexual, and is that a bad thing for a female who is trying to date one?

IM A METRO :D:D:D:D

Peoples always think I'm gay.. coz I love to shop.. I love to look good! I'm really nice to girls.. I know how to treat girls.. how to make them feal special.. I can think exactly like a girl.. etc etc.. these are all features of the metro.. so basically its a gay guy.. who likes women and not men >..> YAAY!! yay for metros :P

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Okay:
Put yourself in my position, say you like a girl. But, you have heard they like someone else. You can do one of two things, either keep quiet and stay quiet. Or you can play the risk card and ask her out(You dont give a F if it makes you lok like a total loser) What would you do? In my opinion this girl is absolutly BEAUTIFUL. She is smart, funny,great friend,awsome all-around person. And like I sais absolutely gorgous(sp?)

What Would *You* do?

Gorgeous*

I would just tell her how I felt.. Theres nothing worse than having bottled up feeling, and it will cut you like a knife if she gets another guy, and especially when you find out she also liked you before but doesnt not coz she loves her new guy.. just tell her how you feel mate!

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I am 14 years old and me and my friend were ''playing'' around w/ this guy and after my friend gave him a blow job he fingered me. I would like to know how many days until I can take a pregnancy test and what are my chances of being pregnant. I am very worried because I am very skinny from anorexia and I'm afraid I will die if I am pregnant.

you arent pregnant.. unless he had sex with you.. you arent pregnant.. you cannot get pregnant by a guy fingering you full stop! thankyou for your time!

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what is the meaning of life?

websters define it as "being alive"

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ok so i find cute guys and all there all nice ya no evry girl wants a nice sweet one but no they act sweet for about 1 day thn want to have sex. im so sick of horny guys just doing this its so annoying. k help

ever thought that maybe these "cute" guys are just looks? maybe you should lower your physical standards.. the not so cute guys tend to be the nicest.. like me >..> Im not so cute.. or woteva.. but im like.. a major softy >..> I think thats my downfalling.. im too nice to chicks... they are like "omg your so sweet, you really know how to make a chick feel special" etc.. but yeah.. im 17/m and a virgin >..> hmmm

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so last month my bf fingered me and i gave him a handjob..he cummed and i wasnt sure if he had some on his fingers then fingered me...anyways i got my period the LAST day of february and i was totally relieved. well i havent got my period for this month...but i havent done ANYTHING what so ever this month...so yea i dont know whats up? could i be pregnant?

im sensing a 13/14 year old who knows not much about sex/periods etc.. im a guy.. and ill admit that what I say may not be 100% accurate.. but imma tell you what I have heard.. when your young and are just starting you periods.. for the first couple years sometimes you will get period 2 times a month.. and sometimes you wont get it at all.. so it IS just a menstrual thing.. coz if you got your period after doing that.. and you havnt done anything since your period.. the probabiliy of pregnancy is less than 0% so its all cool!

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im gettin uncertain about a little get together im supposed to have tonight..im afraid my parents will come home early or that they are suspicous. i know a lot of you are going to say cancel it if i feel this way..but if i dont and they come home early is it a good idea to hide the guys in my grandmas summer place and to come clean that 5 girls were over? they would flip if they knew guys were over. any famous lines i can use if i get caught? i dont wanna cancel because im having 10 ppl over and they r lookin foward to it..i am too..i think i can get away with it..right?

all obnoxious / mean , etc ppl will be givin a 1 so dont answer..your not needed

not meaning to be a spoilsport or nothing.. but why are you having a "get-together" without your parents say so? its kinda silly.. these sort of things always end bad.. trust me! when I was 15.. I invited over 7 girls 6 guys.. so there was a girl to each guy.. and we played strip spin the bottle.. who-ever spun.. the person it lands on has to take of the article of clothing of the spinner choice.. anyway.. my parents cam home.. and yeah.. you dont need to know the rest.. it was just.. erm.. bad.. there was screaming and.. yeah.. bad memories.. >..> but however.. coz we all should make these mistakes.. we should never learn from others' mistakes.. GO FOR IT! im sure your parents arent going to kick you out if they catch you.. there may be some groundings.. and a lot of trust lost.. but hell.. who gives a shit.. you only live once right? and thats why windows open and security screens (aka fly screens) come off.. so you can climb out and run amok :D GOOD LUCK!!!

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i am 15 and like a guy who is 17. is that to old for me?

not at all! I'm 17 >..> duh! thats probably why you asked me.. anyway.. back on target.. I'd go for any chick as long as they are 15+.. and when im 18.. it will still be 15+.. but after 18 it will be 16+ but yeah... im rambling.. but no.. not too old!

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My mom smokes, and I get second hand smoke from her, obviously.. When you're around someone who is smoking pot.. If you get the second hand from that.. And then have to have a drug test for like sports at school or something.. Will it show up as you smoked pot, even though you didn't, and it was just second hand???

naww... only if you really breath it in.. it wont go into your system.. I was around people smoking pot, and when I went for my medical for my job.. it never showed..

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im so sick of not having a bf. im 13, 5'1" 128 lbs. blonde perfect teeth, no braces. anything a guy would want! the thing is i have NEVER had a bf. my frend has and she is really really unattractive. she has hideous crooked yellow teeth and puffy frizzy hair. i dont mean to be mean but i really hate the fact that an ugly grl has had 7 bfs and i had none. please please help!

If I was 15.. or you were 15.. I'd go out with you >.> But too bad im 17.. that makes you WAY too young for me.. sorry

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Hi again people help my out. By the way the people that never heard of me my I'm a girl and I'm 14 and my bff (which is a girl) is 14 and we've experimented 3 times and liked it. She hasn't completly told me her feelings about me but she sends me signs. I've been hesitant to tell her because I wasn't that sure about my being bisexual or straight. Now I'm positively sure I'm bisexual. Know that I've decided to tell my best friend that I'm attracted to her and that I want to be with her I don't know what to say! I mean should I play a love song and sing it to her or get a really good poet and read the love that I have for her from the poet's writing that relates how I've been feeling about her. Help a girl out, Please!!!

Just tell her.. its the easiest way, dont play games.. that just annoying.. just tell her!

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i'm like way too young (in my opinion) 13/f to have sex. my hormones are rageing though how do i satisfy them, should i turn to mastrubating? i do not want to have sex i just want to feel like i'm not thinking about doing it all the time... does anyone have advice on
1-how to resist sex
2-how to mastrubate

please respond *rate high*

go to www.the-clitoris.com hope that helps :)

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My computer has been screwing up for the past few months. The sound is fine when I first turn it on, but after thirty minutes of so of listening to music, the sound goes away. What's up with that? Does it happen to anybody else? And also: when I have miniture pop-ups and I exit them, ALL the I.E. windows close. Can anyone identify what's wrong with my computer? It's not old, I just bought it last year, if it matters.

possibility no.1 VIRUS!!!
Possibility no.2 Blown Speakers..
possibility no.3 dodgy speakers

hope i help

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I am not sure what i have but some times when im scared, doing nothing, or exercising my heart beats fast and i can feel the pressure of it and i when that happens i look down at my shirt and you can see my chest vibrating from my heart. Im afraid that this could be serious, either if it is or not i would like to know what it could be and how i can treat it or do things to help it.
thnx to whoever responds.

Try not to excercise too hard.. it really isnt anything too much.. if your young.. its just becuase you havnt grown into your heart.. and maybe you have been over-excersizing.. just tone it down a lil.. and if you do get worried, take it to the doctors..

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does anyone know if you can make a website for free but not like the blogdrive thing

Absolutely!! If you know HTML or have frontpage etc.. its easy as pie.. Id reccomend downloading a Tutorial or getting a begginers guide to HTML.. Then some free hosts to upload your site to the net include

www.freewebs.com
www.150m.com and some others haha.. hope I helped :)

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Ever since I've injured my knee, I've been feeling like I can't do much... and sort of jealous of the kids that can. I usually play with a tennis ball at lunch, but i want my knee to heal! Does anyone have suggestions as to what i can do?

Swimming! although I dont know where you live so it may not be good weather.. however swimming is the best way to heal knees feet legs etc.. that what the doctor said to me when I had a knee disease thingy.. he said swimming! and stay away fom walking long distances, and stairs.. stairs are a big no no

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i'm a day late for my period.. my bf and i have done anal.. could i be preg from that? yet im active w/ volleyball twice a week plus lifting weights every other day. is it possible to be preg? oh and we tried reg. sex for like 2 mins.. then he took it out. help plz!

welll.. yes it is possible.. even if it was 2 mins.. the chance of him pre-cumming is about 85% so yea.. its not possible to get preggy from anal.. but if you truly did it the other way I would reccomend a pregnancy test and maybe a trip to "www.babynames.com"

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