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can you have sex during your period? (link)
Definitely. I'm a completely virgin guy and intend on stayin like that till im married, but it's just things you pick up in life. On Advicenators, mostly. And from what I've heard, it gets messy. And I'm pretty sure that when you're in that stage of the menstrual cycle and you have "fun" then the newly developed egg will come intact with the sperm so a child will be produced. Good luck, hope I helped!


YUP this is really random.... but what are those thingys called.... The ones that are like in conuntry western movies and their LIke BIG huge balls of dust and they usually are like rolling around in sand storms or wind.... I KNOW ITS random BUT I NEED TO KNOW! lol.... (link)
Haha, I really can't imagine why you need to know, but for what it's worth, they're called tumbleweeds. Very appropriate name, eh? XD And it's not dust. It's weeds. And they're not rolling. They're tumbling. Go figure.


okay my boyfriend and i have been going out for 5 1/2 months and we haven't made-out yet....i am scared to make-out...i have never made out with a guy before (sad i know) but i need help....i get all these feelings inside of me like scared, nervous, and (funny)but i get a feeling like that i think i will mess up... ihave no clue on what to do i despiratley need someone's help....( i dont know if we should try it the next time we go to the movies or what, help)
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anonymous (link)
I've never had a kiss outside my family either, but from what I've heard, you can't mess up with making out. You just do what comes naturally, eh eh, wink wink, snap snap, nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean? Say no more, say no more! (Sorry, the Monty Python sketch just seemed to fit in...) Anyway, just go with your heart. That was way too sappy. Never make me say that again. =P Heheh. Hope I helped, good luck with him! And remember to donate to the Hurricane Katrina victims!


How do you know when you really love someone? Is there an age limit on love? How do you tell the differance between love and infatuation? Please help me, I really need to know answers and please don't say "you just know" because that really is no help. I'll rate good answers. Thank you so much.
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You'll just know... and there's no age limit. Eeneehoo, love is just some new feeling that you've never known before, and you feel truly happy. Like nothing can go wrong. And you feel it as right as 2+2 is 4. It's a phantasmagorical feeling, for lack of a better word. Hope I helped, good luck with him (her?), and remember to donate to the Hurricane Katrina victims! =)


What are ways to boost my self-esteem? (link)
Heh, going through the vanity stage? Well, I'll tell you what my sister does. Whenever she's pissed off, she goes onto iTunes and does a search for songs with her name in it. So say your name is Jenny. You'll probably wind up with songs like Jenny from the Block, Portrait of Jenny, Poor Jenny, etc. It's fun, you should try it!


okay, well where do I start? As always, the story begins with "there was this guy.." haha
Well, I met this guy on my vacation this summer. And we got really close and everything..so close that we decided that we'd meet again this christmas (i live in the UK, he lives in the US..he's flying here this christmas - Just to see me (aww, hehe) well, anyways..im working really hard to make sure that he'll think it's worth it when he comes here, ive lost alot of weight, whitened my teeth proffessionally, got my hair fixed, bought alot of sexy clothes, took a seductive dancing class..well, basiclly EVERYTHING! now the only problem is, how do i become sexy? i know there's no specific thing to do/say to be sexy..so i was just wondering if there's any one thing that you remember as sexy. For example, the sexiest thing mý ex-bf said was ' let's give them something to watch' and then he kissed me right infront of everyone! (This group of girls where staring at us, and i was like : what are they looking at, and then he said the wohle ' well, lets give them something to look at -thiing' and i thought that was really sexy! You know, stuff like that..like it dosnt necessarily have to be something that i can do, i wont copy whatever your gf did. I just started thinking about all this..and wanted to know the things you considered sexy. Cause i know what girls think is sexy already, for example : when a guy wears axe, or when he calls you babe/baby, when he touches your hip,when he simply givs you a kiss on the forhead..or when he carries you 'lol, makes me feel like a tiny woman, and he's my strong hero' lol..well anyways, is there anything you guys can tell me that you think is sexy? thank you =)hah sorry if it was long.. (link)
=( I'm really sorry, but if you read my column, I don't know anything about hot or sexy or anything... I really want to help you, you seem like such a great girl! But I don't know what to say... try asking TheOldOne, he's featured columnist today, he's my favorite columnist and always gives top-of-the-line advice!


how can you tell if you like somebody?
i think i might like my best friend, but i don't want it to ruin our friendship. do i just care about him so much because we are so close..or am i beginning to feel something more?
i'm basically asking what it feels like to like someone cause i am very confused.

thank you. (link)
Ohhhhhhh my god. This is freaky. Practically every "love life" type question sounds exactly like me. I e-mailed one of my best friends and told her that I liked her, and she said that she didn't want to ruin our friendship. In those words. And now that I've asked her out, she says that she's not sure if she likes me or not. But you're probably not who I'm thinking of. The last ten people weren't. Anyway, down to business. If you like him, you'll know. Love is the most powerful emotions in the world. It's impossible to describe, and you can just tell. Without any questioning. It's just, "Wow, I'm feeling something weird---and I'm positive it's love." If you start to daydream and feel like nothing can go wrong and you're truly happy when you think about him, I think you may like him. Good luck, hope I helped, no nukes can save the whales, donate to Hurricane Katrina victims, etc!


My frined would like to know, since she insists even when she's dating somebody, looks wouldn't matter. This is what I told her:

And, you know what, looks do matter. Nobody would go out with me if my clothes were ragged, smelly wet and ripped jeans, my hair unbrushed, would they? I don't get you, looks do matter. I swear. I thought you liked somebody because they're cute, and cute=looks. Like=personality and/or looks.

So, you have to re-think what 'looks' means. You think your Dad married your step mom because of her personality? Yes, but not alone. he also cared aout her looks.

Also, if looks don't matter at all to you, why do you think Jesse is ugly? it's because of his LOOKS.

Why do you 'luv' Seth?

-Actor

-Personality

-LOOKS.

I can't like a guy without the looks, they depend on the person, they represent what they person IS. If I wore exactly what I described in my other comment, nobody would be attracted to me. Like Dylan. Ripped shirt, over sized jeans--and he's overweight, nobody would like him.

Looks are very important. Don't go looking like a rag doll. And you have to understand, I'm not saying looks only matter.

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Thanks, will rate high. (link)
Ah man, looks don't make a bleedin' difference! It's the personality... I mean, yeah, you're right about the ripped jeans and smelly wet thing but that's just because you would get the feeling that they don't know how to take care of themselves. Just today someone on the bus came up to me and said "Hey, you're hot." My response? "Congratulations. I don't give a damn." Mate, if you've ever loved, you'll forget about looks, really. Great lecture/speech though! =P


okay my sister is 12 and well, theres this girl and she is bullieing my sister! shes like "omg you better take my pictures off that websight or blur my piicture outt or i SWARE TO GOD ill kill you!!" then my sister called me over and i said

me- is that a thret
her- if you call it one it is
her- wanna piece of me?
me- no hunn, i want the whole thing!
her- right
me- couldn't thing of a good comeback eah?
her- if you dont take the pic out, i sware to god! i will kill your sister becasue i know this is may. i sware to god i will.
me- ifine want me to call the police
her- then ill delete your myspace and the picture site
me- i dont give a &#@! what you do!
her- you will when you see your sister in a funerol in 3 days
my sister- you litte &#@%! im older then you and you cant boss me around you little %!@@#*
her- yeah i can and i will
me- right i wanna see that
her- dont go to school tomorrow or youll be sorry that you did!

can you help me because this is really annoying me

ill rate you no matter what, unless if it is really bad and un-detailed adivce. try uour best :) (link)
Ouch. This is the worst bully I've ever heard of. Worse than those overexaggerated 5 year old shows. I mean, she's not particularly good at dissing and stuff but man that kid's aggressive! I would try to avoid violence. This sentence is straight out of a book. And if it's not, it sounds like it should be. "If ever a kidis bullying you, tell your teacher or parental unit." I'm serious, those "how to avoid abuse" books know what they're talking about. And remember, bullies are the weakest cowards. Separate the bully from his/her posse. Hope I helped, good luck!


uhm, hey. Lol this is sortof wierd..cause you dont know me. The thing is that ive been reading through your page..and i just felt the need to tell you that you sound like an amazing guy! Like seriously the kind of guy every girl dreams about! Whoever this girl is that you like is really lucky..and i hope she realizes it. (link)
Oy, thanks! You made my day!


hey, im the person who just asked the question about why you love that girl you love..i was just wondering, how old are you? And please tell the truth.. (link)
Yes, I'm really 13. Boy Scout's honor, I don't go against my honor. Just wondering, why the interrogation?


hmm, you belive you truly love this girl and you'd spend the rest of your life with her!? And you havn't even kissed her. Do you honestly belive that you could love a person if the person doest love you back (i hope this doesnt sound rude or mean,,) I just mean, that most likely its a crush.,. now #2) HOW did she get you to love her soo much? What did she do/say? how could she possibly have done this? is it juts cause she's pretty? (link)
Mate, read my column, and you'll learn that I don't give a damn about pretty, hot, etc. It doesn't feel like a crush... it feels more like a real crush. How did I realized I loved her... I guess it was because my family was teasing me about how I finally have a girlfriend (I'm the nerdiest guy in eternity), and then over the summer I realized I missed her and then a week or two later I realized what it was. No, I haven't kissed her, but that's because she's not sure if she likes me. Yes, I honestly do believe that I truly love this girl. Best feeling in the world. Awesome feeling. Really.


Finally some1 who watches Full House! That made my day! (link)
Haha, I've seen most of the episodes... thanks mate! Remember to donate to Hurricane Katrina victims... no nukes can save the whales... and, um, eat plenty of carrots... yeah.


My little sister is almost 13 (I'm 16) and is in the 7th grade. She got this boyfriend over the summer, some guy who's in her math class, and she really likes talking about him. I'm starting to worry about her. Is this age-appropriate? I'm homeschool because I'm blind, so I don't know about these things. (link)
Heheh, yeah, any age is appropriate. Some people believe that teens are incapable of love, but I disagree. I'm 13, and the love of my life is exactly how everyone described it. Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you, but it's great that you're showing concern for her!

Just wondering... how do you read your replies? Sorry... I'm just curious about the disabled...


I know for a fact that when it comes to math, I'm pretty slow. Today was the first day of school, and I have a math assignment but I'm very confused. It's a fraction paper. One side was really easy for me but this side I'm just not getting.

-1 1/4 + -2 1/2 =
I keep getting -2 1/4, but there's a list of answers (in a different order) at the side of the paper, and my friend told me the answer was 3 3/4.

Can someone help me with this problem? I don't seem to understand what I'm doing wrong.

My work is
-1 1/4 + -2 1/2 = -3/4 + -3/2 = -3/4 + -6/4 = -9/4 = -2 1/4 (link)
Ok, mate. You're turning it into an improper fraction the wrong way. -1 1/4 transfers to -5/4 and -2 1/2 becomes -5/2. Here's how I did that:
I multiplied the whole part by the denominator, and added the numerator to that, to get the numerator. Denominator stays the same. So -2 1/2 would be 2x2+1 over 2 and -1 1/4 is 1x4+1 over 4.
Then that's -5/4 + -5/2, LCD is 4 so that's -5/4 + -10/4, and as we know 5 and 10 is 15 so that's -15/4. When we transfer that back to a mixed number, we divide the numerator by the denominator to get the whole part, and the remainder becomes the fraction part. 15 divided by 4 is 3 remainder 3, so that's -3 3/4. Hope I made things clearer, I'm always glad to help with math! Just drop one in my inbox if you need more help!


hi. this is another "guy" question (i'm 14/f). Okay, there's this guy who's not hot at ALL but I seriosly think I love him. I think about him all the time. Ive been feeling like this for a few months now. we arent that close at all (we never talk or anything) but we say hi to each other and stuff. if someone asks mewho i like I say "noone" but his name pops into my head. sometimes I find myself thinking in my head "i love *hisname*". I REALLY don't want to like him bcuz my friends all hate him and stuff (but he's actualy really nice but they are just predjudiced (sp) cu he's not "hot". I know hes ugly and stuff but I still think i love him!!!! Do I or do I not?? ANd what should I do? PLZZZ help me!!!!!!! I rate 5s for good answers. (link)
OMG that's just scary!!! I'm in the same situation! Except for I'm the ugly not-hot nerdy guy and there's a girl who knows I like her and when I asked her if she liked me, she said she didn't know... and we only have a class or two together and we're across the room from each other... and she said when she was in Maine she kept thinking about me... Sorry, I'll get back to your life now.
Your friends are acting like losers, seriously. Hotness doesn't matter. I actually get pissed at my friends when they talk about people being hot... but I don't tell them that. If he's ever asked you out, say yes!!! If not, try to hint at it or maybe even ask him out yourslef! Tell him that you love him, and if he doesn't like you, he'll start to realize that he does like you, like DJ did on Full House after she found out that a boy liked her (her first boyfriend). Besides, if he's not hot, he probably won't give a damn about if other people are hot or not. And please... if it's not just a coincidence and you're the one who I love, please tell me... if you slammed the book he writes his homework in on his desk on September 6th, then it's you, and please tell me it's you!!!
Ok sorry, back to you, just ignore your friends, they'll learn someday that cuteness and hotness don't matter. And tell him that you like him.


how do you know when your in love? (link)
You just know. It's a new undescribable (indescriptable?) feeling that you can tell is love. If you're in love, you'll know, trust me. Hope I helped!


I'm 14 years old and my mom will NOT let me get a thong. Almost all of my friends wear them except for me and I think my mom is being unfair by not letting me get one.. What should I do? (link)
Ok, why exactly do you need a thong? It's nnot like anyone's looking down there! And if your boyfriend is, then I'm willing to bet you were having premarriagal sex. Which is wrong. Personally, I think she's right and you don't need a thong. Remember that your mom is older and has experience, and she probably has reasons for not letting you have a thong. Maybe ask if there's a story behind it.


are their any fun multiplayter games that are completly free and not a free trial? or not runescape....? (link)
Hell yeah. Try:
everquest.com
tibia.com
rpgwo.com
kingdomofloathing.com
Or just do a googe search! Hope I helped!


Hi wel i like this guy a lot n he likes me to but he hasnt asked me out n plus his friend likes me n wants to go with me n he says that if the guy i like talks to me then hell get mad it him n stuff n i realii wana go with him like realii badli do u think i should jus ask him out r wate till he asks me out?
answer fast pleaze!! (link)
Listen, don't go with that old thing that says that girls don't ask boys out except on February 29th. The girls should ask the guys out more often, cause it's kinda annoying if you don't know how much she likes you. Trust me, that's how I'm feeling right now. I think you should ask them both out and not tell them that you went out with the other one. Hope I helped =)




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