Hey guys, do you have a problem when your friend dates your ex girlfriend? just imagine, you break up with this girl or she breaks up with you then, she goes and goes out with your friend? how do you act? what do you say to him?her? do you mind?
thanks insider scoop would be great!
look, there's a rulebook for this, though its unwritten
said dude cannot even acknowledge the existence of the ex until given express permission from the friend. otherwise, the relationship will sour, and somebody's ass will be kicked
-hitler
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13/f - Yesterday I think my mom walked in on me and my BFF watching porn on my computer. Im not positive if she saw EVERYTHING because we clicked out fast, but its been akward between us all morning! I dont know what to do/say or if im just being paranoid and she didnt see. What do i do here?! My friend just went home, but still my mom hasnt said a word about it. i feel SO AWKWARD! HELP ME PLEASE
she's kinda shocked that you were watching porn WITH A FRIEND. thats it really. was the porn oriented towards heterosexual behavior, or was it hardcore stuff? if it was looking at a member of the opposite sex, then she knows that you're not gay, but if you were watching some hot lesbo erotica, then i can understand where she'd be a little freaked out. act like it never happened.
-hitler
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My mom and I started going to church recently. I totally believe in God and I am 100% Christian. However, my dad was baptised (sp?) as a Morman, and neither of my brothers go to church. My brother A, isnt in to the whole believin in stuff type, hes more i'll believe it wen i see it. And Brother B just doesnt go to church. So my question is will my family all go to Heaven, or will my brothers go to Hell? I'd love answers asap please.
read revelations:
it is mentioned in several other sections of the new testament that anybody who has denied christ will go to hell. your dad's a mormon, and so is covered by this, as it is somewhat christian. mormons emphasize resurrection whereas the rest of chrisianity emphasizes his sacrifice on the cross, its just a dogmatic difference. so he should be going, unless he is an evil man. your brothers are screwed, and will burn in the fiery pits of hell. for they have been informed of christ's existence and have denied it. bushmen in the amazon who have never heard of him or the bible and are good people will go to heaven due to the fact that they were never brought the message of god. its kinda funny that i am expounding religous doctrine, but thats what i get out of my attendance of church.
try to get them interested if possible.
-hitler
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How long does it take for a symtom of an STD to show up? I just gave my boyfriend a blow job last night for the first time and now i have a sore in my mouth. Could it be an STD and should i be worried? Thanks so much.
maybe you should inspect his member for any sores next time, or make him wear a condom.
you're screwed now.
-hitler
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Hey guys ok heres the thing. I am constantly being told i am really skinny, i mean im aware of that but its just getting old. I've been trying to gain weight and i just cant!! Does anyone have any ideas on foods to eat that will make you gain weight fast?? Please help!! I rate high
GNC has some powdered drinks that you can use to gain poundage. these are healthy methods of gaining weight, as regular foods have other stuff that will clog your arteries and lower self esteem.
-hitler
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ok, after everytime i masterbate, i feel really, really guilty...i wounder what my girlfriend would say if she had found out, i feel like it is a complete sin, and after everytime i do that, i feel that God punishes me, but he doesnt seem to punish other people i know do it... what should i think? is it ok, or should i try to stop?? HELP!!
It is simply a way to regulate hormones in your bloodstream, if too much androgen builds up, then you become a creepy little bastard eager for any form of sex. i would reccomend your continued masturbation, as this may very well keep you from making a bad choice, like sleeping with an ugly girl.
-hitler
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My mom is really mad at me because I yelled and talked back to her. She stormed out of my room this morning while knocking my things down. I just told her that I needed time to get ready to go and I needed her to get out. She then left the house with my brother. Now she is back and she still won't talk to me. I am very hungry and I don't know what to do. There's no food in my house. We were going to go to taco bell but now she's very mad. I am so hungry! Please help.
find a knife and hunt your own prey in the backyard. squirrels are exceptional when grilled with a light dressing of sesame seed oil, soy sauce, ginger powder, and garlic. fetch your squirrel, cut down his center line from throat to vent(poop chute), then work your fingers under the skin until you have freed his body from the pelt, take off his feet and head, then make a cut on his belly and extract his internal organs, be careful not to rupture any of them. spray the body cavity out with a hose, then paint the dressing on the carcass, lay on the grill for five to ten minutes at medium temp, flip it, then wait another five to ten minutes. check the meat for desired color, remove from the grill, and you have a delicious meal for one!
-hitler
or you could just apologize
edit// and why should i be banned?
what the exact fuck have i done? i have given you excellent advice, I eat squirrel constantly, I should know how to cook squirrel. besides, in a year i am going to be killing people to protect your ungrateful ass from islamic jihadis, bitch.
semper fi.
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i've had under eye circles my whole life and sleeping more doesn't help because it just makes them purple from too much sleeping. stupid eyes. circles be gone!
use heavy makeup
-hitler
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Okay so there is this girl at my school who I think I might like..she is really good at everything she does, there is just one problem. We don't really like each other at all. She thinks I'm rude and over-obsessed with grades and I think she is occasionally a self-absorbed vindictive roller coaster. I sort of want to get things on a good level with her before the school year ends, any advice?
stop being rude. act nice to her, and see how it goes.
-hitler
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Hey guys
Do boys like it when girls give cute sexi looks from the corner of there eyes???
Thanks
Db
oh god, thats the best shit next to sex. THE BEST!!!
do it all the time.
-hitler
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What is the difference between vegans and veggetarians?
Thanks
vegans are straight up herbivores
veggies will eat cheese and milk.
i had a run in with a vegan a while ago, and what a surprise, she was a rude mindless bitch who follows fads so as to be nonconformist. so i declared this and told her off for insulting my cobia grilling skills.
if you are in a plane crash, eat the vegans first, they're closer to the bottom of the food chain, and so will be more nutritious.
-hitler the cobia killer
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i have these HUGE addiction to coffee and diet coke. it'd be ok if i wasn't 14! i think i'm not growing as much because of it, but i need the morning shot to make me awake. i need to be taller but i also need my drinks! help?
so take some truck stop amphetamines instead, you can buy them at any convenience store. they're about ten times as powerful, and you won't be able to sleep for six hours after ingestion, but they work great!
unless you have heart problems.
-hitler
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I'm so stressed because I'm going to be taking my last gateway tomorrow and it's my worst subject--biology. I make good grades in there because I do the work, but I don't understand it. And I tried studying, I just don't get it and it bores me. But I really try. And my teacher tries to explain it but I get lost and I can't figure out anything. And the gateway depends on if I get my high school diploma. I get another chance to take it next year, but I want to get it right this year. And I don't get over half of it. Can somebody help me come up with overnight study tips or something to keep my stess level down? I rate really high.
chill out, that will bring your score up by a massive margin. having split nerves can ruin a day.
-hitler
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I have a track meet friday, and last time i had one, i fell! and couldnt run for the rest of that meet. Well, like i said above, I have a Track Meet Friday, and I am soo scared!!! and I am so nervous, i have been since monday, no joke! and i have been thinking about it since then! i know it sounds crazy, but it sure is true!! SO, what are some things that i can do to distract myself from being nervous? I have a fear of falling too, i fell in the open 100M dash! and i have to do it again tomorrow, and also the open 200M dash! and i am fine w/ doing the 200, its the 100 i am nervous about. when i fell i dontknow what happened, and i only had scratches on my legs, not my hands or anything. so, i think i was breathing funny because i was nervous and blacked out. well, I also dont know weather or not to use the blocks. :/
sorry, this is so long!!
Thanks so Much in Adavance
-Kelsa-
and if it matters, I rate and leave feedback!
maybe you should just wing it and hope for the best, stop focusing on it, because that will just make it happen.
-hitler
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What are the 4 bases? ( you know, making out and so on)
you should not be concerned with its generic name, you should be concerned with getting it.
-hitler
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Hi, I'm wondering where I can find the following.
1. George Bush (the father of George W.) was on Larry King Live in January with his grandson Pierce. Does anyone know where I can find this to buy online? I've tried Ebay, no luck. If you can find the exact link, please paste =]
2. Inaugaration [sp] Balls Interviews [George W's nephews, and such were interviewed]
dang, didn't you ask this question two months ago?
try cnn.com
-hitler
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What's a good store (in California) that I could find a dress for graduation that fit all the stupid requirements? (no spaghetti straps, no strapless, no off the shoulder, no low cut)i'll rate! Thanks!
Wal mart. thats where i got my tuxedo, or the salvation army store
-hitler
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ok well... i have this pic on my xanga but my friend put it there a long time ago. i want to change it but dont know how. shes not friends with me anymore so i cant ask her again. someone please tell me how to do it!
there's this dude named Dangernerd, i would reccomend dropping this question in his inbox, he's a whiz at this kinda stuff. of course that kinda happens when a person has been a computer nerd for 22 years.
good luck
-hitler
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i really want a graphic that says Lisa in glow letter they are like bubble shaped..im know it sounds wierd but if anyone knows what i'm talking about could you please find me one.It can be any color just make sure it says Lisa.I'm searching hometown.aol.com but there are so many pages!!!Someone please if you find one send me a link to the page! xO!
there are programs on your computer where you can make a LISA sign yourself, that way you'll have it just the way you like it.
-hitler
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I logged onto AIM and my font name was called Sydnie and a friend of mine had that same font so I tried to IM her, but my text wasn't showing up. I figured maybe my colors got messed up or something so I checked and I made sure my background was white and my font was pink the way I had it. Even on the little thing where it shows you what your font point is and color and everything, it still didn't show up. I tried re-booting my computer and that didn't work either. It only did it with that font, so I ended up changing my font. It's not a huge deal, but I just wanted to know why that would have been happening. Any ideas on what the problem could be?
why don't you use a font that is more visible, like black on white, and see if that works, if not, then you might want to reinstall AIM on your computer b/c there may have been a read error.
-hitler
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