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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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I use AOL Explorer for internet, and I accidentally did SOMETHING to my computer settings. Now everytime I click a link, it makes an annoying clicking sound. Anyone know how to get rid of this? It's driving me up a wall!!!

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Are you retarded? All links make a clicking sound when you click them, you didn't accidentally do SOMETHING to your settings.

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i saw a movie maybe like 6 years ago on my tv and it was a great movie.. and i want to see it again but i forgot what it was called or the main plots of the movie, i think the title had like something moon or a planet in it and there was a boy and a girl in it and they boy liked the girl but the boy ended up going into like a lake or an ocean and he drowned and it was really sad.... the only way you can help me is if you have seen it, because i already tryed googling it. thanks

YOU HAVE DESCRIBED THE MOVIE SO WELL THAT I ALMOST KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.


plzdontbesovague

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my b/fs in the navy and has been gone for a long time and he comes back on sunday does any1 have any sexy/fun/cute ideas i could do for him....

Take him to Chuck-E-Cheese's.

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i've been fingered and i've used a vibrator ... as far as i know my cherry is throughly popped ... so i won't bleed when i have sex for the first time, right ? & will it hurt ? thanks!

I've heard that vaginas explode when you do the things you've done to yours. Be careful.

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I just watched Justin Timberlaike's new music video and I don't, for the life of me, understand it. COuld someone please explain it to me?
'Sexy back'

Justin Timberlake is about as deep as a puddle, there isn't anything to get.

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do guys like shy girls? guys opinions would be helpful. thankss :]

Obviously SOME guys are going to, but not all. This is a pretty stupid question.

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how do you make a guy like you give me some pointers!!!


guys what makes u like a girl?

Be interesting and attractive. If not, be prepared to date boys who play Pokemon and Final Fantasy.

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This has been confusing me for awhile. People tell me I'm pretty all the time. And when I go to camp or leave my town, the guys all want me. But when I'm home, it seems like they want nothing to do with me. Guys also have said I'm hot and whatever, but why do they not make a move? I'm so confused and so sick of people saying, your pretty and me not getting any guys. Why do you think this is?

You could always have the personality of a rock, that kinda still matters nowadays.

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well theses it how it goes me and my boyfrined we all good but the problem is that hes always changeing all the time he says he fanna do something and then he doent tell the truth so if yah wnna know more just right to me bak plzzzz i really need yah to talk to me

He probably does that because you suck at spelling.

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what can i say to my boyfrind if he being a real bitch to me

Well, you're only 13 so you can always withhold his hand-holding time until he's nicer to you.

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There is this guy named Thomas that I really like. We are pretty good friends, and he's really nice. He's athletic, funny, nice, cool, fun, kinda cute, and everything I want. But I have recently realized that I like him more than a friend. I'm almost positive that he likes me, too. And when he is driving down the road, he makes a point to stop his truck, just to say hi, and if I'm walking past his house, he comes out side, sometimes in just boxers to say hi, and give me a hug. But there is two problems, #1- He is 16 and I am only 13, and #2- He has slept with half the girls in our Jr/Senior High School. What do I do???

signed,
LeeAnna Sears, 13, Girl

Find a guy who isn't a fucking slut.

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My parents have a 1997 Buick for my brother, sister and I to use when we learn to drive. Well, my brother is going to college and I get the car for the next three years. I am worried about getting a car when I am on my own. I probably won't have a big enough budget to get a new car. Any help? (PS, I'm not allowed to get a job while I'm in school, just in the summer. Also, money will go to my education before a car.)

I got a nice car for $6,000, it's really not hard. Just look around and save and stuff.

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HELP!!!I luv my brother so much well hes cute major but hes a spoiled brat and everyones likes him and I guess thats why hes spoiled.I cant controll myself and yes hes 4 years old.
I dont know if I should keep hugin him or ignore him 4 being spoild.
HELP!!!

Sorry to tell you, but he's four and four year olds are really stupid. Give him time, if he's still this way by his teenage years, start beating him or at least teasing him.

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i was wondering, does anyone have any clue as to how you would go about joining the cirque du soleil? i'm 16 years old and interested in doing something i'll enjoy with my life, and i figured while i'm researching it i could ask here, because you never know what you'll find, or what secret tips people are carrying you know?
this is obviously not your average advicenators question, and i'll appreciate any little known information anyone may have to offer!

I think you have to be French.

You also need something the circus wants.

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how do you download movies to your computer?

You don't, it's kind of illegal.

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how do you get rid of those yellow sweat stains on shirts?

Don't sweat.

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Last night my boyfriend and I were laying on the couch and he was fingering me and we were having a lot of fun. We've been dating about 3 months now. Last night, he told me he wanted to have sex with me, but I explained to him that he should lose his virginity to someone he loves and to someone who is very special to him. Then he told me he loved me and that was the first time he's ever said it to me. After about 20 minutes of thinking and talking, I said I loved him back but I wasnt ready for sex. I know hes the one i've fell for the hardest and I do care about him and he's wonderful, but I'm scared im not really in love with him. I know he's serious about things and he'd never lie and he always says whats on his mind, so i know he does love me. How do I tell him that i dont know if we're in love or not?

He only said he loved you to get you to have sex with him, as far as I can tell by your story. If he meant it, he would have said it way before any of that came up. You can either be smart and not do anything, or do it and end up writing a short story in your blog about your mistake.

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i am 14 female and i havent had my period yet so does that mean i can not masterbate? also can you have sex even if you havent had your period yet? thanks alot

You can start masturbating whenever the hell you want.

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is it possible to get pregnant if you have unprotected sex but he didnt cum?

There is a chance, so let's hope your family is rich.

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im planning my sweet 16. the theme is black and pink. any suggestions for a grand enterance?

You could always attack them with emo kids.

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