I am a 20 years old horny virgin lives in toronto.
You know any girl wants a one night stand thing in toronto area?
Give them my msn
torontoguy_8@hotmail.com
sorry dude, i am in the same position. besides, i am kinda 1800 miles away from you.
"And as the craft reached the edge of space, twelve small objects separated from its undercarriage, these miniscule streaks in the sky angled off to their ultimate landing areas. NARSF interceptors braved the suicidal onslaught of anti-aircraft missiles to destroy eight of the devices, losing the entire squadron in exchange for the lives of millions of North Americans. Three American cities and one minor Canadian town- Butte, Ogden, Boise, and Toronto were vaporized less than ten minutes later in their atomic funeral pyres,"
-excerpt from "The Return of the legendary ducks of boonerville" by Alan Ellis
-hitler
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I've liked this guy for a long time now, and he doesn't know it. For a while, our relationship was kind of acquaintanced .. sometimes we would greet each other in the hall or we'd talk a lot on the bus or something, but recently this past Tuesday I went to his house and I feel we've gotten closer. My friend even told me (because I brought her with me) that we seemed like really close friends that day. Well, I think these last 2 days I've been bugging him and annoying him lately. When I talk to him he just mumbles an answer and when I try to talk to him online, the answer is that he simply does not answer. I know I've felt a little closer to him and maybe have been talking to him a little more, but I don't know what I did wrong. I mean, I don't act much different than what I acted like before I went to his house. He's gotten a little weird and has this major attitude and it makes me think i did something wrong. Tomorrow and the next week I've decided try to just ignore him--unless he talks to me first--and see what he does. The end of school is coming up in 2 weeks and I don't wanna lose him as a friend. I think I've been annoying him a little bit but I just don't know what I did .. help?
you are being a nag. leave him be for a few days, apologize, then ask him to the local waffle house for some breakfast.
-hitler
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I really like this guy, he's a senior and im a freshman. It used to just be like an admiration type of thing, but i really think I like him now, and i dont want to be upset when he leaves. I don't know what to do, spend time with him, although some days we don't even talk, or should I just back off, we're not super close, but there is an attraction, bigger on my side than his. What should I do?
give him a going away present.
-hitler
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Okay, I went out with this guy in November, we didn't know eachother all too well, rushed into a physical relationship, and ended up breaking up in 2 weeks. We've both seen other people since then. Recently, we've hooked up and been talking more, now that we're both single. We've hooked up a few times recently and Im afraid that if i become emotionally attached to him again, he may not want to get back together. Question is, should I get back together with him if the subject comes up? Should I let him know that I may becoming emotionally attached to him again? Im 14/f he's 15/m
if you like no-strings-attached sex, than go for it. but relationships are kinda supposed to be about other things.
-hitler
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When is it acceptible to say "I love you"? How soon is too soon, and when is the point that if you havent heard it should you wonder? 20/male
right after you finish having sex for the fourth time, whisper it into her ear.
--hitler
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Hello, Im 28 and I was talking to a member of the opposite sex online one day, and I asked them what they were wearing at that time. They replied with the type of clothing they were wearing. They then unexpectedly turned the question around on me and said that since they had answered my question, I had to answer the same one for them. After some persuasion, I timidly admited that I was actually naked at that time. They did not take offence at knowing this. It felt risque at first, but afterwards, I felt kinda releaved to have been able to tell a member of the opposite sex that I was nude. Was it wrong to tell someone of the opposite sex about my nudity when chatting with them? Anyone else have any oppinions or suggestions?
thats kinda creepy. please refrain from telling people you are nude. tell them you are at least wearing a fuzzy g-string or whatnot.
-hitler
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Ok so i am going out with this boy and its been 7 months and 20 days and he is moving to virginia and im still in florida and theres this boy named Doug and i really really like him a lot and i dont kno what to do??? do u stay with my bf which i dont see anymore or do i go for doug which i see every day????
-13/f if that helps
it does not matter, he is in virginia. go after doug.
-hitler
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I have an eleven month old colt. (Uncastrated male horse) He is almost completely shed out (lost all baby fur) and there is one thing that troubles me. He is a pure Quarter Horse, but he has a white spot on his stomach. (About eleven inches from his sheath on the side of his barrel) His lineage gives no evidence to why he would have this spot – he's pure AQH. This is his lineage through his great-grandparents:
Great Grand Sire: Bay, right-fore coronet white, stripe. No other markings.
Great Grand Dam: Gruello, left-hind sock, blaze. No other markings.
Grand Sire: Sorrel. No markings.
Grand Dam: Chestnut, right-fore stocking. No other markings.
Sire: Black, stripe. No other markings.
Dam: Sorrel, left hind sock, blaze. No other markings.
Colt: Sorrel, both hind stockings, blaze, [odd white spot]. No other markings.
Because he has this odd white spot on his barrel, he cannot be registered. The AQHA has strict rules and regulations about this, and he can't be registered because of the white spot. I thought he would shed the spot out when he lost his baby fur, but now that he's almost a year old and has lost his baby fur – he still has the spot. My question is, what is this spot from? It's not a saddle sore scar (duh! He's never worn a saddle), it's not a scar at all, so is it a recessive gene? Why was my colt afflicted with it?
Thanks!
it is a spot. he has a white spot on his coat. now really, why are you concerned about a white spot of fur near his wang? he's not competition material, so what?
he's still a horse, why don't you enter him into a competition that doesn't care about a simple white blotch of fur near his dong.
-hitler
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So this Saturday is prom and I am going with the guy I like. What is some small ways I could let him know that I like him like what can I do? Thanks!
lay your head on his shoulder when slowdancing, guys run up the wall when chicks do that.
-hitler
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theres this guy in my drama class who is really fat and is like 350 pounds and has a billion pimples all over his face that is not able to be cured. hes telling ppl that i'm his girlfriend and i'm not. plus he stalks me becasue he knows where my house is. today he went to my house and tried attacking me becuase i don't want to be with him. lately hes attacked 3 of my friends cuz hes really violent. one of them that hes had a crush on he stalked her by breaking into her house by breaking her window and bringing flowers and a boom box so he can sing to her. he tried kissing my other friend but then she refused and then he bruised her. he also ruined the birthday present that i spent alot of my time making for my best friend and so it got destroyed. he also started moving over on where i was sitting and tried to touch me and put his arm around me but then thank god before he was able to do that my friend susana yelled move outta my way!!! and i don't know what do becuse today i have to meet up with the drama group to finish a project and hes in my group and itz too late to kick him out of the group because the project is due tomorrow. and i'm just scared on what he'll do to me. hes nasty and doesn't even have a good personality.
the next time he tries to get at you, run in your house, but leave the door open. grab a weapon like a shotgun, knife, etc. and back yourself into a corner so he can't see the weapon. then when he comes over, open fire,
stab him, whatever works. make sure it will be a lethal hit though, cause he'll fight with the strength of ten men if you shoot him and leave him alive. perfectly legal. kill this son of a bitch.
-gunner
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For guys- What physical turn-offs do you have in girls? I know personality is what REALLY matters, but the reason you go to try and learn a girl's personality is because they look nice, neat, and well-kept. SO what do you think?
turn-offs
1:obesity-this says that the girl is lazy and careless.
2:childishness- girlish immaturity is just plain stupid.
3:smell- i like a girl that doesn't smell like the city dump
4:make-up- should be applied carefully and with conservative amounts, or not at all.
5:cleanliness- slobs are not attractive. guys are naturally slobs, so messy girls are too guy-like for my comfort
6:neatness- what guys lack, girls must have and vice versa, this is how a relationship works.
7:dress- attractive, but tasteful.
personality and brainpower matter the most important though. the girl could be really smart and a good person, but if she's nasty looking, it tends to scare dudes away.
-hitler
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Ive been friends with this guy for a long time. He goes to my church and my school. We're really fond of eachother. Well..i think he likes me..but i dont think he wants to say nething. Like we talk alot at church and on aol..and at our school dance.he asked me to dance. Well my friends dont like the idea of liking him. They ask me all the time if i do..and i always say no so theyll stop bothering me. I think theyre jealous because hes a really cool and nice guy. But i think something will happen between me n this guy. What do i do about my friends.. i think theyll get mad? I feel bad..because it hink one of them likes him. Also how do i find out if this guy likes me?
they're trying to get at him too, eliminating competition is their prime goal. go for it, and don't let your prick friends get in the way.
-hitler
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my thighs are huge!! i bought a bikini and it doesnt look right on the bottom because of my thighs!! how can i get then to thin and even out? can i do that?
eat right and exercise.
-hitler
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Just as a warning, this will be long. If you have a problem with that, skip on to the next question.
Okay. So my guy and I have been together about 18 months now, and it's been great up until awhile ago.
Now, my boyfriend and I used to have the exact same ideals about sex - we both thought oral was stupid and disgusting, and neither of us was really into the whole manual thing.
All of a sudden, he's asking me for oral all the time - I did that once and I told him I wasn't comfortable with it. He's even asking for "road head" which I always thought only assholes asked for and only sluts gave.
Does he think I'm a slut just because I've had sex?
I feel like he's been taking advantage of me lately and making me feel like a bad girlfriend. I know I'm not, though he makes me feel like it's my fault when we fight, and makes me feel like I'm the one that needs to change, when I believe now that it's him that needs to change.
I really do hope this is just a bump in the relationship - don't most people hit bumps when they've been together awhile?
We were such a great couple for so long, and then all of a sudden, he decided he wanted more sexual stuff than I'm willing and comfortable with giving him. Now, I can understand he may be a little sexually frustrated, as we haven't had sex in like a month, but I told him we'd have to wait a month (due to a medication I ended up on that conflicted with my birth control pill), and he was okay with it. Now he's suddenly not. I'm confused.
He used to be utterly romantic and sweet. Now he's turning into a complete ass.
I really want to ask him right now if he really loves me or he just enjoys fucking me. Recently, it seems like the latter.
We always said that sex was like the icing to a cake in this relationship. He claims this relationship is based on love, not lust, but I'm not so sure about that anymore.
I don't want to break up with him. I want him to realize what he's doing, and I want to fix this between us, hopefully before saturday. Saturday's his birthday, and I went to a lot of trouble to find him a present he wants this year. I'd rather not return it.
But mostly, I just want this to go back to normal. I was so happy with him before...
Help me out?
~Cali~
yeah, get rid of this dick. he clearly wants you for the express purpose of a location to bust his nuts upon.
-hitler
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What exactly is a facial (like when you go to a spa)?
definition:
1: when a dude blows his load all over a girl's face in a porno.
2:an exfoliating cream rub that cleans the facial pores with stunning precision
-hitler
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Ok, so my thighs rub eachother when i walk and now iI have like a rash on both sides of my inner thighs and it's really itchy. Some reason it got to my stomach and its the same thing. I put Nivea cream and anti itch cream but I still scratch it often and its getting to a point it doesnt go away even if i put alot of creams on. So.. my question is is there any products you recomend and do you have any idea on how to lose wheight around your thighs?
yes, exerciseing and eating right would work well for you, do not use any cream in the chafing region, as this only makes it worse. use gold bond medicated powder.
-hitler
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ok so i liked this kid ryan like 2 weeks ago, and then i stopped liking him, and now everyone keeps asking me if im mad at him or if i still like him. And tonight my guy friend told me if i was mad at him because they were playing basketball and ryan told him that he thinks i am, does this mean anything?
yes, that you need to stop screwing around with this dude and get some mood stablizing drugs.
-hitler
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I noticed im on your Favorite Columnist list. As you have put me on it, its just nice to stop by that person and say HI!
So hi. Thank you for listing me. Enjoy your reading.
-shake
didja catch what that person said:
"My mom is really mad at me because I yelled and talked back to her. She stormed out of my room this morning while knocking my things down. I just told her that I needed time to get ready to go and I needed her to get out. She then left the house with my brother. Now she is back and she still won't talk to me. I am very hungry and I don't know what to do. There's no food in my house. We were going to go to taco bell but now she's very mad. I am so hungry! Please help."
we both give her excellent advice, and she responds with: "ahh the infamous hitler the goat..i've seen you around..and shake, too..ya'll should be banned."
us crazy folk need to stick together. that bitch deserves whatevers coming to her, kudos dude,
-hitler
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hey my freind is thinking bout killing himself so do any of yall have the number for the suicide hotline?
thanx!
it truly is my friend not me i like my life
ther are a bunch of non profit organizations you can call, i don't know where you live, so try to find one in the phone book, they're easy to spot. they always reccomend that you be supportive(try to lift his spirirts) to the subject, so try and brighten up his day tomorrow with something funny or exciting. and keep close tabs on his activities, make sure he doesn't have the time to get supplies, etc.
-hitler
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i need a summer job but im only 13 and u cant get hired without being 16 or older.does anyone have any idea of any place who will hire someone under 16?
no business will even consider you. ask your parents if they can get you any under-the-table work with a neighbor or friend of theirs. thats how i did it.
-hitler
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