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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Ok is their anything that I can eat or do to make my boobs BIGGER?!?!
There's really nothing you can do to make your breasts bigger. They offer vitamins which promise to do this, however they are not recommend to children. How old are you anyways? If you are a younger then 18, forget about that option entirely. Furthermore, I don't suggest dwelling on this. Chances are you still have many years left to develop, and you're breasts don't stop growing until you're around 19 or so.

♥[?]♥ What is an orgasim....??
http://www.m-w.com
And it's spelled "orgasm", just as a heads up.

♥[?]♥ I am in Middle School, and as you know there is alot of drama. And I have this guy friend who I used to have a crush on..and my friend told him. So it got really awkward between us and then I told him that I only like him as a friend. Well we started talking again for a little while, and then it faded into just saying hi every once in a while, and now we dont even talk. I try to talk to him but he either gives me short answers or just pretends like he didnt hear me. He isnt acting like he is all mad at me because at first I didnt think he was. But then today my friend asked him why we never talk anymore, and its because he said that its all weird because I keep looking at him. Which I looked at him once and that was because i thought he was talking to me. But anyways so then I was really upset and so I told her that I hated him. And she told him and he said "Oh that sucks" and then walks away. As if he doesnt even care. Please, I really want some advice. I want to be friends with him more then anything. Well, thanks for your time.

Sinceraly,
Amanda
If you're looking for multiple answers to your question, consult a neighbor, purpose this to your infant brother, ask your dog.. or an even wilder thought.. post it to the pool. Anything, just don't slam the Inbox of 50 different people. If you think this will get you more answers, it won't.


Have you read the FAQs? It would make my day if you would consider reading about the site you seemingly hold little respect for before joining.


http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=47
Go count how many violations you've made.

♥[?]♥ does ANYONE know how to make your pictures look cartoonish. i mean they still look like you but they look draw out instead? is there some site that does this??! or does anyone know how? please HELP I RATE FIVES FOR DECENT ANSWERS.. :]

♥ sumer

p.s. this is REALLY important. i mean my dad made me take my pictures off my myspace, and i want to know how to make them look cartoonish so i can put them back up :] but yeah PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
If you're willing to go for a (free trial) download, Photoshop offers this feature and many more: http://www.download.com/Adobe-Photoshop/3000-2192_4-10401295.html?tag=lst-0-1

♥[?]♥ Is there a code for myspace to make the comments part a certain size?
Because some comments are scretching my page ^^;
Yes, there really is. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to send it in your direction. If you're willing to contact me somehow and link me to your page, I can most definitely send it to you inside a MySpace 'Message'. (:

♥[?]♥ OK so i cant get Myspace at all i mean im not slow with computers at all i just dont understand the background and stuff its sooo hard please please please help me ill rate high promise!
Well, if you'd prefer a premade layout, check out:
- http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/MYSPACELAY0UTSXD
- http://www.myspacelayouts.org/Blue-Layouts.php
- http://www.xanga.com/MyHawtSpace_LayOuts
- http://myspaceforum.proboards35.com/index.cgi?board=layouts
- http://www.myspace.com/hey_lyts
- http://www.myspace.com/x_dollfacelayouts



However, if you'd like to make your own, try:
- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create [the one I recommend most -it's wayyy easy, and it'll look great!!!]
- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php
- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm
- http://www.stylemyspace.com
- http://www.chasebadkids.net
- http://www.pimpmymyspace.com


And to actually get it on your site you simply copy the big long HTML code, and then you go to http://www.myspace.com and SIGN IN. Then you go to EDIT MY PROFILE. Then you'll see where you can edit your stuff [like your interests, movies, and all that] Just under the ABOUT ME part, you'll see a little link labelled EDIT. Simply PASTE the ENTIRE HTML code inside the ABOUT ME box, and it should all work just fine.


I have a MySpace too; so if you need more help, know that you can always, always, come back here for additional assistance!! I'd be honored to do what I can to help!! :D

♥[?]♥ i have stretch marks around my nipples and on my upper thighs near my butt, how can i get rid of them? and are they normal?
Dictionary says:
"Stretch marks are a form of scarring generally associated with pregnancy, obesity, bodybuilding, and â?? to a lesser extent â?? puberty. They come about as skin is overstretched, disrupting the normal production of collagen. They first appear as reddish or purplish lines, but tend to gradually fade to a lighter color."

Taken from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stretch_marks


Stetch marks are definitely "normal". It's an accepted, while unliked, part of life. Seldom do stretch marks disappear entirely; they could possibly lighten quite a bit, though. Products such as Strivectin promise to lessen the visibility of stretch marks drastically. Of course, the catch would be that it holds a hefty price tag. We're talking $115.00+, here. You can find more information about that at: http://www.skinstore.com/store/category.asp?catID=1621 But if you're looking for something a bit LESS pricey, try a basic Cocoa Butter Cream, which can be purchased at stores like Walgreens, Walmart and so on for under $3-7.00, depending on the size of the bottle.

♥[?]♥ When making the top 12 or 16. I have the code but where do i put it on myspace? It tried the about me section but it just posted it on the page and so i had the top eight and my top 12 that i just did.

Help would be wonderfull and thx.
Put it in the bottom of your "Who I'd Like To Meet". (:

♥[?]♥ what are some really good mascara that is cheap (likebelow $10) that i can find at the store that seperates your eyelashes and makes them thicker/longer ?
Well personally, I recommend Maybelline's '3XL' - most amazing mascara I've yet to come upon. It adds terrific volume, great separation and lifts to curl just right. Another favorite of mine, is Maybelline's 'Sky High Curves'. And it's under five bucks.

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know where I can get quotes for class of 2006? I've googled and found nothing
Well, I can't promise that you'll find quotes mentioning the class of 2006, but I know that Xanga is without a doubt the very best place to find some sappy tear jerking lines.


- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx


Other than that, you could try:
- http://www.expage.com/page/snowmonkey4/
- http://www.theholidayspot.com/friendship/quotes.htm
- http://www.indianchild.com/friendship_quotations.htm
- http://www.heartsandminds.org/quotes/quotes.htm
- http://www.motivateus.com/
- http://home.att.net/~quotations/inspirational.html


And if you were interested in some songs, The Graduation Song (from Saved By The Bell) is the best out there, if you ask me. And that can be easily downloaded off the internet, or you could always AIM me for it and I could send it there. Just an idea.

♥[?]♥ how do i put pictures in my myspaec under "people i'd like to meet" and "heroes" and all that stuff?
If this image is one you found online, right click it, go to "PROPERTIES", and copy all of it's "ADDRESS(URL)". What you've just copied is the URL to the image.


Now, if this image is something on your computer, you need to HOST it. You "host" something by going to: http://www.photobucket.com and SIGNING UP for a FREE account.


Then the page will refresh, and you should see a new page with an option to click on "BROWSE". Next, search your computer for the picture(s), and click "SUBMIT". Then the page will refresh yet again. You will see all/any images you happen to have on the new screen. Simply find the picture you want, and copy the PROVIDED URL in the top white slot.


However you went about getting the URL to the image, insert the URL where I instruct you to within the following HTML code:


< img src="URL OF THE PICTURE HERE" >


Then you simply delete the TWO EMPTY spaces that separate the < and > from the rest of the code, make sense?


To get pictures to show up under "General", simply take the new "IMG SRC" code and paste it in "GENERAL" box, on your "EDIT MY PROFILE" page.


I know it seems difficult, but I assure you that this is actually very easy. And with my step-by-step directions, you will find that this is really a piece of cake!


I have a MySpace, also, so if you're ever in need of additional assistance, know that you can always come to me. :D

♥[?]♥ ok well i made this video and i want to put it on my myspace. how to i do that?
http://www.putfile.com or http://www.youtube.com can help you with that.

♥[?]♥ Does proactiv really work and get rid of all or most of your acne? A girl told me it was great for her and her friend, but other people say its junk. I just wanted to know cause I always have acne and i want to know if this stuff really works.
Okay well I've never personally used Proactive, but a friend of mine has and it helped her tremendously. She really feels it was her "miracle". ...Just thought you could use another opinion. (:

♥[?]♥ you know those sites where they trick people into answering questions for some reason then its sent to a persons email?
then like the person knows who they like and everything.
name some.
I RATE HiGH!XX
http://www.crush007.com and most people don't like sites of that nature. They really hurt people. That or, everybody knows about them already.

♥[?]♥ does anyone know the sign for the camera on AIM?
PLEASE HELP ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!

if anyone could just copy and paste it to me the sn is miisz x jacki x3
Well you're not online, but the code is ALT+0181

♥[?]♥ Should guys who aren't that "muscular" shave their chest/stomach? How about their arms? Thanks!
I don't see why body structure should even come into play. Having a fear of cockroaches and heights, or not being Mr. Joe Fixit is one thing, but I'd at least like to know that my partner has what it takes to sprout up some roots - even women can do that, so I'd like to see that little bit of masculinity kept present. Six pack, or otherwise, I prefer body hair; and a whole heck of a lot of it. Come to think of it, I prefer my men barely above primitive, only with more destinctive facials features, if possible. ;)

♥[?]♥ my friend didnt know how to make out n like use her tongue n stuff......so she like did it with her dog i guess

is it just me or is that a lil weird?


she told me she did it tho so she wouldnt look stupid when she does it with a guy fer the 1st time
Yummmmm, my favorite pastime!!

♥[?]♥ Myspacebardoesn'twork.
HowdoIfixit?
My Spacebar used to mess up like that when my brother would fly off the handle and start punching things. I used to take a butter knife and insert the tip just under the button enough to lightly pop it up and out of the keyboard tray. Then from there you just have to try to snap the piece back onto the wire properly. Smaller hands work best. ;)

♥[?]♥ when do your boobs stop frowing..im 13
You'll continue to develop a good four to five years after puberty first began. In your case, I'd assume 18-19.

♥[?]♥ does anyone know the code for myspace where you can have more than a top 8?

thanks ill rate all 5's

xoxoxo
http://www.r4wr.com/friends (:


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