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If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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For a school project I need to find pictures of people who have done some kind of drugs. I need to be able to show how awful people can end up looking to prove a point. Problem is, I can't find any pictures on the web. Please help me find some asap! Thanks!

look in Newsweek or time, there was an article a few months ago about meth usage. it had before/after photos that were absolutely disturbing. perfect for the school propaganda.
-hitler

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okay.. me and my ex b/f(eric) broke up a month ago.. and i have a new b/f(rj) now.. and he has a new g/f(rachel).. me and eric were going out for 3 years till we broke up.. so of course, im not quite over him.. i dunno what to do.. i tried talking to eric.. but it just aint working..he doesnt even wanna be my friend.. and im just going through a really rough time right now.. and imm always depressed.. can you give me some advice on how to get over him.. thanks

let him go, sweetie. involve yourself in rj's activities, make him pastries. he loves pastries. try to make him a delicious pleated cherry pie. no man can resist the deliciousness of pie. then sit back and empower yourself with his expressions of sheer pleasure.
-hitler

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yea okay were doing this dead person project. and we have to make tombstones. anyway. it has to be like a foot tall. and i don't know what to make it out of? and it has to be 3D and be able to stand..please helpp asap!!

get some quikrete(home depot), pour it into a mold and let it set for a few days, then paint on the inscription.
-hitler

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ok im 13, about 145 pounds and im 5'7"
im not fat but i want a flatter stomach
what can help to make my stomach flatter FAST!?

try flutter kicks. they worked for me when i was in basic. crunches too, try to alternate left to right.
-hitler

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Brutus is the perfect example of Aristotle’s tragic hero. He holds high rank in society as Caesar’s best friend. Not only is he known for his social position, but also as the most honorable man in Rome. However, his honor also becomes his tragic flaw. It clouds his judgement and eventually leads to his downfall.

how can i close that intro or make it better?

I'm pretty sure that it was sophocles that wrote the greek tragedies---and that shakespeare wrote the play.
sorry to fuck up the wedding cake.
-hitler

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Hi,
well I am still in love with my x boyfriend lets just say his name is Harrison, and he told all my current x boyfriends that if they did anything to hurt me that he would hurt them very badly, or if they got me pergnet that he would hunt them down and hurt them even harder, but I aint going to get pergnet, but dose that mean he is still in love with me??? we both really like and miss each other and we only live 4 to 5 hours away from each other, can ya just give me any advice if is still in love with me or not???
he even has been trying to get a hold of my friends telling them that he misses me alot!!! and I have alot of strong feelings for him, but I am just wanting to know if he is still in love with me??? Please give me some advice....




yeah, he's protective. i guess he doesn't want you to get P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T.

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I like this guy that ive known for only a couple months but we're really good friends he is so nice and hes hilarious, but hes friends with so many other girls that i can't tell if he likes me or if he treats me the same as everyone else, and do u think i can get him to think of me in that way if doesnt now?

dress scandalously, that always does the trick.
-gunner

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Okay, so my boyfriend and I were hanging out tonight and he kept tryin to like get into my pants, i don't mind because we've been doin that a few times and it doesn't bother me..but now i have my period and i don't want him doing that right now..what should i say to him to get him stop with out him being offended. i dont want him to think i don't want him to do anything any more..thanks

" hey there frisky, I'm on the rag."
-gunner

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ok thers this boy i like, hes rele nice, and he knows i like him and i sorta asked today of he liked me through a note and here are some things i noticed:
1. he anwered the note quickly, like he knew exactly what he was gonna say
2. when he was leaning in his chair, he said that if he fell he would hold onto me (it sounded so romantic when he said it)
3.when the bell rang, he waited for me in the stairwell
4. when we were walking down the stairs, he was wlaking close to me, even though there was plenty of room
5. in last period, he offered to switch seats with the person next to me and kept touching my hand the whole period, he kept saying it was an accident but i dont think it was.

does it seem like he like me? i have a really strong feeling he does but i need it to be confirmed. will rate! nellie

yes, thats a roger.
I'd say he likes you. ask him if he would like to visit the local waffle house.
-gunner

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I am extremely lonely. I feel as though there is no one left for me. I recently stoped talking to my "crush" because everything changed romanticly between us. I feel as though in my town, there is no one new, everyone has someone, and all the good ones are taken. I hate this feeling. I hate being lonely, I hate `seeing all these couples in school and having no one.

well, go to the neighboring town and steal one from them. or get addicted to some internet filth to fix it.
-gunner

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Hi Hitler the goat!

Just wanted to stop by and say Hi since I noticed you were back. SOOO HI!

The military must agree with you, you are looking quite handsome in your uniform.

Better be careful, The ladies will be chasing you down streets!

Enjoy your time at home, be careful when you go back. :)

YG

yeah, roger. I have been helping the local recruiters, we went to my old high school yesterday to do some prospecting, and some girl was hitting on me outside of the cafeteria.
anyways, I'm going to germany. then afghanistan!
later
-gunner

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How likely is it for you to get pregnant if you ONLY use a condom meaning you are safe but you aren't as safe as you could be because there is no birth control involved?

What? uh, look- condoms are 97% effective as a birth control and anti-venereal disease device. human error(meaning you cut it deliberately with a razor) is the only reason that its not the full one hundred percent. you couldn't possibly be doing anything at your grammatical age...... oh wait- DAMN YOU EDUCATION SYSTEM!! DAMN YOU TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL!!!
thanks for reading this fantastic edition of NEGATIVITY (tm), with your host, Box.

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I know this isn't the best of questions, but I was curious after talking to some people. I was walking around the neighborhood and some people were smoking ciggs, and black & milds. They were all about 16 or 17, so I was like "aren't you guys too young" But then a friend of mine told me that you can be 16 to smoke Black & Milds, and 16 to smoke ciggs, but you have to be 18 to buy them. Is that true? I live in NC so like if state laws are different, that may help, but I was just curious about it.

Also are black & milds just flavored ciggerettes (sp?) I used to think they were illegal, but after seeing lots of people smoking them in public I just kind of picked up that they weren't. Anyway, I know it's not a very smart questions, but it was just a thought I was hoping could be answered.

yes privates, it is going to be a brilliant answer.
anything's legal as long as the cops don't catch you, so i guess they're in the clear. black&milds are cigars, genius. they're only illegal when you crush out the tobacco and stuff weed into them. I'm really hoping that the constitution of the state of north carolina won't fail me in the name of its cash crop. those kids are smoking to be cool. the real smokers at that age hide behind the convenience store next to the dumpster, or in the woods by the toxic waste dump like I did.
-pv2 gunner
(yes, i am a pv2, check the picture- notice the chevrons? yeah, they come with a complimentary M-16 and underslung m-203 grenade launcher.)

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What do guys look for in girls?

in personality:
a sane and logical individual.
in looks:
good looking, thats the only way to describe it.
the combination of both is kinda impossible. here's to hoping.
-gunner

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Hey. I'm 13/m and I accept none of that "teenagers don't know love" crap. Maybe most teenagers don't, but I'm not most teenagers. I had a friend from science class. Long story short, over the summer, I realized that I loved her, I told her, she didn't love me back, I experienced The Void, and pretty much every new true emotion, I couldn't get her out of my head, and then when school started, things were awkward. I can't think of any other way to describe it. It just felt awkward. Anyway, I talked to her about that yesterday, and she agreed. So now we just forgot anything ever happened and we're back as regular friends now. I had felt like crap for a really long time, and I seemed to screw absolutely everything up. Well, now that all this pressure is off of me, I feel a lot better and I'm back to my regular happy goofy self again. Which is good. Except I feel strangely empty inside. Just a tiny pit of blackness in my happy heart. It feels nothing like The Void at all. Just... emptiness. Why? What is it? What's all this about? Thanks in advance...

By the way, here are my standards on your answers: I will NOT always rate a 5, I will rate whatever I find appropriate. I will not always rate anyway, but I will try. I will not hesitate to give you a 1 or report you, I have been responsible for a number of permanent bans. So no smartass answers. And just a matter of personal interest, try to use proper grammar. Please.

you are a demanding individual, little rat!!
lets see, the void is very common during your stage of social development, and shall remain for a while. do as i say, and it shall disappear as fast as possible.
1: look at other girls with a passionate vengeance. doing this, you will realize that they are all just as special as your recent crush, and eventually, you will develope a liking for one of them.
2:next time, don't come right out and say it. use tact and a facade of simplicity for example- "hey, do you want to see a movie on friday?"
I wouldn't reccomend a movie for the first date, maybe waffle house or another fine resturaunt of similar price.
3: they are to be hypothetically considered a piece of animate meat, until such a time as they have redeemed themselves with compassion, pity, or a date. their inherent ability to emotionally crush and conquer is a force to be reckoned with. treat them as they treat you.
4: they are not to be trusted with any complex duties or instructions. their ability to comprehend simple driving directions is stunningly bad, thats why men always pick them up instead of the reverse.
5:don't argue, submit to their overwhelming quick mindedness, otherwise you will become frustrated and feel impotent. quote-"do you want to be right, or live in peace?"
do this, and your life will be serene and complete.
-gunner

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This is probably a dumb question but so be it.

This evening, my left wrist is swollen on the outside, very painful to the touch, and slightly painful from movement. I don't remember falling on it, hitting it, or anything that might cause it to act this way, I honestly don't.

Has anybody ever had this happen to them/have half a clue as to what it might be? Also, is there anything I can do to reduce the pain and swelling? (Ice doesn't seem to be doing the trick)

uh, sounds a bit on the serious side. consult a doctor. until then, take some ibuprofen to reduce swelling and for pain relief.
-gunner

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James told me he likes me. but to me, he seems like more of the best friend type. sometimes i find myself thinking i REALLY like him and sometimes i feel like i just want him to leave me alone. Like when i know he likes me, i dont really care about it, its just like whatever. but then when he doesnt call me or acts like he doesnt like me, i get really worried and start to think i like him. whats going on? i`m so confused with my feelings right now. please help me figure out what it sounds like i`m feeling

stop screwing around and ask him out. you're waffling like a massachusetts senator.
-gunner

great, say it to my face. i dare you, you civilian piece of shit.

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my friend is a freak how can i stop her from going out with this guy who is bisexual?

why? she's a freak, so why change the status quo by getting her some preppy date? I'm sure they have a lot in common, like their taste in men.
-gunner

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i was just wondering where you can find someone to be with (as in girlfriend and boyfriend) like online or something. cuz i mean there is no one at school that im really into. i just want a good site to meet single teens ready for a relationship. btw, im 13/f. THANKS A BUNCH!!!

you just want to get kidnapped, raped and killed, now don't you?
stay away from those sites.
-gunner

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I just got my hair cut only an inch and now my dad is like " I dont think you have the right to get it cut!" Its really cute too but what do you think I should do?

tell him to piss off. that is completely absurd. course i was in the opposite position, where i had to get my hair buzzed every sunday(basic training). ask him how you'd look with a nice high and tight.
-gunner

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