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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.

I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

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seriously????? i thought this only happened on t.v.!!!!!!! i got REALLLLYYYY drunk one night at one of my best friends party, and there was this guy who i was talking to before i got drunk. then we started dancing. and then i got completely wasted. i saw him the next day at school and he told me that if i didnt do what i did last night again then he would send the tape to everyone. and im sure u know what was on the tape.... so what do i do, i dont want to have sex with him again but i reallllyyy dont want that tape out because i have no idea whats on it

To begin with, what the hell are you doing drinking? You're not 21. There's NO REASON WHAT-SO-EVER for you to be drinking ALCOHOL. You are way too young. You should be cheerleading, and having slumber parties & doing group dates with like 10 other friends.

This situation is real. It's not just a tv thing. It can very much happen in real life. Don't let what they show on TV stifle you into thinking it's just a TV thing because anything is possible no matter how ridiculous it may be.

You said you have no idea what's on the tape. That's not the case. You know what's on it, but you don't wanna come to terms with it. You know it's probably a sex tape. If you were so drunk that you don't know what you're doing or can't even remember your name, chances are you cannot be responsible with alcohol. You shouldn't be drinking it anyways.

Anyways, tell an adult. What he's doing is blackmailing you to get what he wants. He will keep doing it to watch you suffer and make you feel guilty & regret what you've done. You should regret it, but blackmailing isn't nice regardless. Tell an adult because he can get into serious trouble.

17/f. i'm seventeen, and i've never really babysitted before, maybe like once when i was 15. i mean i have little brothers, but i never had to do anything, yano. & now i have to go babysit a little two year old tomorrow, and i have no idea what to do. what do you do with a two year old?

Watch movies/cartoons. Play dolls (if it's a girl). Read stories. Play with their toys with them.

Where do cute people lurk? Outside of Europe, that is. I live in America. All the adorable people I know are European. So where can I find someone cute lurking? I guess cuteness is relative and depends on your taste, but any ideas/opinions?

There are cute people all around the world. Cuteness doesn't only extend to Europeans and that's it.

You can find them anywhere.

17/F

Would it be dangerous for me, as a female, to masturbate with a vacuum?

More than likely. Vacuums are dirty because of what they're used for. You might give yourself an infection if you shove it in your vagina. I wouldn't recommend it.

ok i asked the question about my gf moving away to uni and us breaking up becaus of the long distance. anyway's i want to get her somthing really nice that she can look at, wear (jewelery or sotmhing) as a goodbye gift.
She says she has got somthing for me too but for the life of me i cant think of a really good gift for anyone so i could use a little help

thanks alot, i will rate and repsond to your comments

If you have enough money, get her a necklace with a heart charm. That way she'll know that she's always in your heart. Cute & simple. :)

i got a tattoo on my foot about 3 months ago, and it's already fading a little and isn't as bright as it was. are there any things i can do to enhance the color and keep it looking really good even though it's already done healing?

Put sunscreen on your tattoo. The sun can fade the colors of your tattoo. You're supposed to put sunscreen on everytime you go out because it protects it.

I'm Ashley, I'm 16, and I have an indoor pool. I recently had a slumber party, and everyone brought their bathing suits so we could go swimming. Me and my friends were talking about boys, by yelling across the pool, (we're weird like that, lol) when I noticed one of my friends was like, making weird movements around where one of the pool jets are, and about 5 minutes after I noticed this, I also noticed her breathing was starting to get heavier, and she was moaning just a little. I swam over to her, and asked her if she was okay, and she looked at me, and said: "It feels soo good...". I asked her what she was talking about, and she stood up, grabbed me by the waist, and positioned myself in front of the jet that I was assuming was hitting her. I was right! Almost immediately, I felt something that I've never felt before. It DID feel really good, like, I really can't even describe it! I don't think anyone else noticed what we were doing, but my question is, what was this experience? Does this mean I'm a lesbian? I'm straight, but this just felt so good. Is this also normal? Do all girls know you can do this? (I'm sorry, I know that's more than one question, but any answer, I will be very thankful for! Thank you!)

Lol, it's normal to think that a spa jet feels good. Everytime I go to a hotel, I make sure there's a jacuzzi tub! :) I've never used it for that purpose, but I'm sure it's not a new occurrence among girls.

This doesn't make you a lesbian though. She just put you in front of the jet. It's not like she was going down on you or anything. You probably had an orgasm. You're not a lesbian though, haha don't worry.

What do i need to start my acting career? i am dedicated and passionate and i will stick with this career. how do i start and what do i need? Do i need to move to LA or CA? (I live in florida.) do i need an agent, if so who? do i need a permit?

sorry its so many questions but its important.

1.) what do i need to start?
2.) how do i start?
3.) do i need to move to LA or CA? (living in FL.)
4.) do i need an agent, if so who?
5.) do i need a permit? i am 13 (minor)
6.) where are there auditions?

i have some experience and both other people and i agree i am good. thanks! 13/F

Los Angeles is in California, so you move to California...

You need to get acting experience. Join your schools performing arts group. Not sure if you need an agent, but it would help.

I'm not even sure about permits. Once you get an agent though, I'm pretty sure they're the ones who set up your auditions.

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGzEEmkasHA&feature=channel

This isn't the place for that.

If you'd like to network your talent, use MySpace or Facebook.

If your on the pill, use a condom and pull out before he cums what are the chances you'd get pregnant?

They're not very high since you're using 2 forms of protection.

so i like this guy, but he likes this girl and shes preppy but really ugly. what i mean by preppy is that she is a label whore. how do i make this guy realize we are perfect for each other?

By not being a hypocrite. You called her a preppy label whore, but you're labeling her. You're not really any better than her.

You can't make him like you though.

my name is Vanessa ... and i really need a emo nickname .... can u plsss giv me a emo nickname!!!!!! thx

Ahahaha.

I guess use Vanessa Vanity.

Oh Christ.

My boyfriend and I will be dating for 9 months tomorrow. What are some fun things that we can do together that arent too expensive? We always do the same things like.. go to the movies, out to eat, fishing, bowling, minigolf. We're ready to change it up a litte bit. We want to get out of the house and have a good time together.

Any ideas is greatly appreciated, please & thanks!

Does your town have an arcade center that also has a go-karting track? Search Google or the phone book & see! Usually it isn't too expensive, and it's really fun. You guys can ride the go-karts together, or you can play video games.

Have fun! Happy anniversary!

girls: ok haha this is a weird question but when you get out of the shower do you find hair like in your butt-vag? its annoying cause i have to like pick it out after and like if my bf eats me or something its embarrasing for him to like pull hair out. what can i do to stop thiss?

Ahahaha. I'm pretty sure this happens to all girls. It's pretty unavoidable even if you have short hair. I don't think there's a way to stop it. Just pull it out before you get out of the shower.

Is there any way that I could still find an orange 'I Will Fight' wristband? AbsolutePunk sold them to raise money for the Pediatric Cancer Research Foundation while Andrew McMahon had leukemia.

As far as I know, they're no longer available. Sorry! :(

If I have a credit card and let's say it's the month of June and I have a maximum balance of $500 and let's say from june 1st to june 15th I use up all $500, and I send the credit card company a check and they get it, does my balance go back up to $500 again (because I've paid the amount due) and even though it's still June, I have another $500 to use?

Yeah. You just need to pay back what you spent. So, if you spend $500, you need to pay back the $500 to the company. Once they receive your check & they let you know, you'll have the $500 again on your credit card. You just need to wait until they let you know they've received the check before you get one.

Do any women in New Jersey over the age of 18 have the guts to kick me in the balls?

I bet $500 that no women have the guts to kick me in the nuts without feeling bad about it. The same day that happens is the same day I'll put on panties and dance to a Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Katy Perry, or Pussycat Dolls song. That's how sure I am! You can pick out the song and panties, I don't care!

I'm pretty sure no women can do this because most are too wimpy and would feel guilty about causing me pain.

Why are you even asking this again? If this is your fetish, go to craigslist. Don't come here because most people on this site are teens under 18.

Please don't ask this again. Get your fetish satisfied with a girlfriend.

hi Im destiny. uyou answered my question about cutting. but i need you advice on somethimg partly related. There is this boy in my high schol that i should be going to. I met him last year and he liked me alot.He wouldnt leave me alone.not that i minded that. i liked him back. this was a 3weeks before my mom started homeschooloing me. Then another boy who liked me in the beggining of the year who now hates me screamed that the boy i liked liked me back,and he didnt speak to me after that. i wanted to explain that i liked him but i never got the chance to. i saw him at afriends bday party and he acted like he liked me still but now i dont know how to contact him. my freind is trying to get his number for me but he wont give it. My freinds keep telling me to get over him and i am trying but it is not easy. by the way, doyou beleive in love at first sight? cause it feels like i likd him from the start but i was trying to deny myself because my freinds told me he was sort of a perv and weird. but i didnt care and now it is stabbing me in the back.(or heart to be exact) i should have listened to them. it hurts to be away from him. Thanks for your concern. Destiny

Hi Destiny,

I don't believe in love at first sight. I don't think there is such a thing. It's more like lust at first sight. To love someone is to know them inside and out, enjoy their personality to the fullest, and accept all their flaws. If you're only looking at them without knowing them first, how could one possibly love them? It's just lust at first sight, not love.

If your friends are telling you that this boy is perverted and weird, chances are he might be. When you really like someone, sometimes it's hard to see their flaws or the negative things about them. Love can be blind, so the things you don't see that are wrong with a person, your friends or other people will see it.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being weird. I'm weird, you're probably weird, and there's nothing wrong with that. It's our quirks that make us! I think you should get into contact with him. Does he have a MySpace, a FaceBook? If he has either of those, contact him on one. Tell him you're sorry for things that have happened in the past, and that you'd like to get to know him more and become his friend - that you'd like to repair the relationship. I think if you're being sincere about it, he'll accept your apology & will give you a second chance. Don't send your friends to do something like this for you. He needs to hear this from you. Sending other people will only delay him from wanting to get into contact with you.

If you do happen to get to know him, and he is perverted (and you don't find that attractive), then you don't have to continue with the relationship. Maybe seeing his flaws (the ones you can't accept) can help you to get over him quicker. Don't be so quick to dismiss him though. Give him a chance before you make your judgement based on what your friends think. They may be right, but sometimes it's nice to learn things for yourself. In order to learn a lesson, sometimes it needs to be learned the hard way.

Thanks for inboxing me, Destiny. Let me know if you need help with anything else. :) I really appreciate it. Good luck - let me know how things go!

marijuana isn't illegal? all the other people who answered my question said it's ok? if you could explain more clearly it would help. love your answers thanks.

Marijuana is illegal.

However, there are people that can get their hands on, and most people who smoke it are smoking it illegally.

The only marijuana you'll see legalized is for medical purposes. So yes, it is illegal unless you have a medical license for it.

and i'm not exaggerating, there's nothing there- i have hips, started my period, etc. and my chest is completely flat as of a 10-year-olds. im 110 lbs, almost 5'6, and i'm really starting to wonder if i will ever get them. is it possible i'll just stay flat-chested the rest of my life and have the chest of a man? as you can imagine i'm really starting to hate and feel completely self-conscious about my body, even though i wear padded bras, etc. i can't do that my entire life and i'm starting to be really really concerned because i've been waiting for them to grow for about 6 years now (some of my friends started developing as early as age 9.) now every single girl my age has them and as much as people tell me i'm "just a late bloomer" and i "still have time" well guess what? i have a woman's body (hips and all), but absolutely no chest what-so-ever. every. single. girl. i. have. ever. seen. or. met. has. boobs. my. age. not only that, but all other signs of puberty are there. so how can i accept myself like this or continue to wait it out? my mom started developing when she was in junior high, and i'm in TENTH, yes tenth grade. i can't even go swimming because guys and girls will plainly see my non-existant chest and it will be it's completely repulsive. please help if you have any advice at all i would really appreciate it :(
thank you
p.s.: (sorry if this is really long), and please don't give me answers if you're gunna say something like "you're only 15 stop being so god damn impatient", it's easy to say coming from someone who's not in my position, believe me. when you're surrounded by people who all have something you don't and are supposed to have, it's a bit destructive on your self esteem.

Continue to wait it out. Just because your mom got her boobs in junior high doesn't mean it's the same deal for you. You're 15. Your body hasn't stopped growing yet. You'll get your boobs. You just need to be patient.

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