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hay ya'll

Well, im an only child, but I have lots of cousins ( 40 of em ) and I am a freshmen in high school, OH BOY! ( sarcasim, the international langue of the world ) I am a devoted christen and I am in chorus and FCA and I love to read.

Love Everybody,

*~Alexia~*

advice

Lets say my period is normal .. well I had it on Aug. 9 of this year and finished Aug. 16th would that mean I would get it again a month from when I started or a month from when it finished? Thankss and what days should i be concerned that its close?

One) your period would be 3 months away from your last one.

Two) It would start on the day you began your period and end on your end date.

Three) your body will tell you, cause you'll start yelling at people and being crappy all the time.

Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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what does this mean?? "the only thing new in the world is the history we do not know?

thanks i'll rate high!

It means right now we are making history as I type this the best I can because my dog is biting my leg. ( lil joke ) Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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oh em gee im making like a smoothie with pears and strawberries-healthy. do i put vanilla yogurt, milk, wut? HELP FAST! its like in the blender! lol helppp rate 5s for ANYTHING FAST

Yougurt would be my best bet. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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hi i'm 15,male,ohio and there is this girl that i like but shes really popular and i'm not i'm hated by everyone popular and i'm not sure if she hates me and i'd really like to get to know her shes gave me her number but never sits by me on the bus and jus says hi.

Maybe she's ashamed to be seen with someone her friends hate ( no offense, im not exactly LIKED eitehr ), or maybe i'm watching too much Oprah? But I would call her, set the fact straight and if she likes you, get to know each other. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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my sister's letting me babysit her baby more and more. and i liked at at first. but now it's getting ayyoning. like last time i had to be there by 6.30 AM. im thinking of asking for 2.50 an hour,and i dont wanna be selfesh and greedy, but with her i have to be really flexible. should i charge her money, sotp whining and just do it, or just not do it at all.

I would charge her money, but like one buck an hour. Believe me, my family does the same thing, and I charge them too. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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Hi, I was wondering what the buddhist bible was called... I've searched on Google but it doesn't come up... please help me I really want to read it!

I did a search and I got " Awaking of the Faith: Mahayana Shraddhotpada Schastra " Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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why was the site down? well i just heard it was.

ill rate...

Because of Hurrican Katrina, it knocked down the sites main power. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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in ancient greek stories, the people sacrifised(sp) things to the gods. how did they do that?

thanks!

they would go to a shrine built for that god and lay things at there shrine and stuff. Then there would be someone to collect them and make sure it got to the gods. I'm kinda like a hstory buff, so if you have any other history questions, email or IM me. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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okay so i have to wake up at 6 tomorrow for school because my bus comes around 630.. well what are some good suggestions so that i wont be so sleepy in the morning.. like should i eat an apple before i go to school to keep me up?

I would try theses things:

listening to music
eating a banana
drinking a sugery drink
drinking coffee
walking around
taking a shower ( cold )
splashing cold water in your face
and
singing to a song u like

hope this helped

*~Alexia~*

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ok, well me and some of my friends are bi. i just found out that one of my friends who i like likes me too. but we dont want anyone to know about us being bi. so we sorta wanna go out but if we were to go out we agreed we wouldnt tell anyone. so we also agreed that we wouldnt be jealous if the other person went out with a guy or got with another girl or something. so my question is should we go out and just keep quiet or shoudl we just stay being friends with benefits?

I think that if you like each other, you should go out together. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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Ok, at church we had a lesson on being sexually pure, and they said no "necking and petting" ...what is that?! I'm really curious...

I'll give a 5 for accurate answers!

signed,
Confused and hopeless.

Dear Confused and Hopeless,

Necking is when a guy or girl starts sucking on your neck. Petting is when someone rubs one of ur private places. If you have anymore questions like this, email or IM me. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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i have a question

people alwayss say to drink water so lose weight..well i dont want to lose weight but i was woundering how does water help u lose weight?

thanks for the help!

Sorry if I sound harsh, but if you drink the recomended amount of water, then it makes you pee a lot. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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well my exboyfriend keeps prank calling me and i know its him ...and i keep telling him to stop but he wont ...what should i do????

Prank call him, and then if he still doesn't stop, call the police on him. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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two months or so ago, my bf broke up with me :( ever since i have been to scared to ask anyone out because i figure they're going to say no..

Can Someone help??¿¿

I'm sorry to say, but there's always gonna be someone who will say no to you. but there's more that will say yes. What I would try is to just go for it. Run a convo starter through your before you talk to a guy you want to ask out, like:

nice weather we're having
cool shoes
nice game u played today
etc.

and then build up from there. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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(16/f) ok so this guy caught me playing with my breasts and other places in the washroom at school and now hes threatening to tell everyone unless i go out with him and let him fuck me whenever he wants. what should i do?

Here's what my boyfriend and I think ( yes I had to call for back-up, so kill me ). He says hat u should deny everything if you don't want to do it. Tell everyone he's a lier, and just wants you beause your so hot. What I think is that you should tell your parents or teachers or friends. Getcha some backup and go after him. Remember, safty in numbers. Hope this helped, but if u still need advice, email or im me.

*~ Alexia and Eric ~*

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I have been having a headache every night for the past week. I listen to music often, but I have always listened to music alot. I get them out of nowhere. I take excederin. Why do I keep getting headaches and how do I get rid of them?

I have heard that headaches are often caused by stress, are you under any stress? I get headaches too, and I take Tylonal. I would ask a parents first before you take that though. I also suffer from a lot of stress, so what I do is go to my room and take a nap, read, listen to music ( but at a low volume level ), oor just watch T.V. Hope this Helped.

*~Alexia~*

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I've decided to make a army tank cake, and we're going to play grenade toss (sort of like hot potato, but with a water balloon), and water grenade war, and they'll have to guess how many POW's are in a jar full of little army men. I'd like to come up with a game for the littler kids that can't participate in the water balloon fight. I was thinking of something along the lines of pin the tail on the donkey with an army twist, any ideas?

I would try a lil scavenger hunt w/ an army twist, or a lil obsticle course. Thats all I can think of. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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well first i am 14/f, and anyone makes fun of my question in anyway, i will report you and get you banned. and well people who are willing to help, please help i need help ASAP. my problem is this. i am crushing on a gay guy. i just met him and he first denied that he was, but today he told me and my friend that he is gay. but he is fits so perfect for my dream prince. he likes stuff i like, and such. not to mention he is sooo hot.

so please, is there anyway i can turn him straight? i know it will be really hard and i can't help it because its like hormon, but i have heard of few stories that it can happen. but i dont know how, and please dont say give up, because i know most of you will try to do that but i already know that , but i have to try at least!! so please please help me.

i rate 5 if it helps even a little.

I would tell him that you like him. I know this does not help, but I don't think he will turn straight. I would tell him the truth, and maybe he will try to feel the same way that you do. I'm sorry that I can not help more. I hope this has helped in any way, and I want you to know that my door is always open for any other questions you may have.

*~Alexia~*

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my hair is thick and wavy. how can i make it have volume?

Try buying some volumizing mouse, that way u can just put it in after you wash your hair.

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i am 5'3" and weigh 104 lbs( i am a girl)
i just got back form camp and now my mom is telling me that i look too skinny, but i think i need to loose 5 pounds. how can i make her see things my way so she doesnt get mad at me when i diet.

I think that if you think you need to lose 5 pounds, just tell her " I think I need to lose 5 pounds" I am 14, 5'4" and I weigh about 120 and I think I'm to skinny!!! I would try not to lose any weight, cause if you do, u'll look like Lindsey Lohan ( no offense ). I would try to go around at that weight for about 3 months and if you still hate that weight, tell your mom. Hope this helped.

*~Alexia~*

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