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If you want to avoid the point, simply take offense. -Intuit


I came here to answer computer questions. (This used to say "...and nothing more.")


What I meant was, I don't know how much help I would be with other things... NOT that I would be upset if you asked a non computer question!


No matter the subject, Ask Away! (I'll do my best.)


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(Thanks for the Latin, Fern!)

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Can a sperm on a finger get a virgin pregnAnt (link)
Yes. Sperm going in the vagina can get a girl pregnant. The sperm doesn't care how it gets there.


can you every get pregnant by just fingering yourself about like 4 times and jus leaving the cum in you??? (link)
This is confusing me. If it is just you, and no guy... then where did the "cum" come from?

You have to have contact with sperm to become pregnant.


Can you get pregnant by just fingering yoself over and over like four times and keeping the cum in side you but jus playing with the pearl? (link)
This is confusing me. If it is just you, and no guy... then where did the "cum" come from?

You have to have contact with sperm to become pregnant.


can you get pregnant from just touching your vagina with a guys cum on it?
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Yes. Sperm + vagina always means there is a CHANCE of making a baby.


I really liked your advice, about me feeling guilty and stuff about being kind of interested in him, or feeling like he is interested in me, and im going to listen to you about it and take it easy.. i cant rush into anything just yet, im 16 and i know this may seem like such a stupid question to you, but the fact that he stares at me alot, and smiles at me whenever we see each other during breaks or classes, i mean doesn't that kind of mean he has something for me? or is it just normal and im over reacting? (link)
Hi there,

I am sorry but this didn't go where you wanted it to. Please see Zane's bio:

"I will no longer be accepting messages to my inbox. Sorry if this causes any inconvenience.."

I don't know why they made this call, but they did, and until they change their mind or provide some other contact info on their column, I don't have a way for you to reach them. Sorry. :-(

I suggest you take the question part out of what you wrote here and ask another public question. Perhaps they will find it and answer you.

Also, if you created an account, you could leave feedback from people who answered your question, such as Zane.

Good luck.


AHHH so i just figured out there may not be a season 2!!!! or (season 1 continued)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this suckss!!! does anyone know anything about this? Do you know when it is coming back on? also, if you have heard this too, go sign this petition... :

http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/tnlock

and does anyone know when it is SUPPOSED TO COME BACK ON? and go sign it!!! (link)
Apparently, they have indeed cancelled The Nine Lives of Chloe King. :-(

What a pity.

I have signed the petition, and I hope others do as well.

Here is the news quote from entertainment weekly:

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/09/15/nine-lives-of-chloe-king-cancelled/

I hope there will be a season 2 someday!


So i know u have to get food from the nuni bush, how do i get the heathen away from it? (link)
Hi there,

Rather than re-answering this here, please let me link you to an existing answer:

"How do I get more food in Virtual Villagers 5:"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110309074858AAg1KjR



can't find cowards words by the dykeenies anywhere! A little help? :) (link)
You aren't kidding!

I have looked for quite a while and found nothing. My only suggestion at this point is to contact the band and see what they can do to point you in the right direction.

Here are the contacts I could find:

Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/thedykeenies

Myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/gofindthedykeenies





I would like to know the best way to kill yourself.i have been out of work for 5 months I have lost my job,pawned every puece of jewelry I own,pawned my lap top,wrote check loans,title loans,about to loose both my vehicles by the end of the month im ready to die. (link)
I am sorry you are going through this right now. Please consider picking up the phone and calling this number:

1-800-273-8255

At a time like this, someone to talk to, but more importantly someone to talk to anonymously, can help more than a person might think.

The person who answered below brings up a very good point. You have listed all the monetary things in your life as the reason you might harm yourself, yet all of those things can, and will, eventually be replaced if you can find a way to hang in there.

If bankruptcy saves your life, then let the things fall by the wayside. As someone who has lost everything once or twice, I promise you that determination, and more importantly valuing yourself for your character, and not what you own, will make all the difference.

Does it feel like you are all alone in this, and nobody could possibly understand how dark your life is right now? That happens to a lot of people. :-( The worst part is that each person believes they are the only one who could understand, so they don't reach out to others.

Please call the number that was placed here for you. There really are other people who have been there, and can help.

Please don't hurt yourself. You are more valuable than anything you will ever own.


I have a fairly old TV that I would like to hook my laptop up to. It's not ancient, but it's not from the flat-screen era.

My usual way is with a VGA cable, but this TV doesn't even have that. What's the next best (and cheapest!) way?

If someone could provide me with instructions / links to the products I'd need to buy, that'd be great! (link)
I can't even believe the answers so far. :-(

You didn't mention what ports your TV and laptop have, so I am kind of swinging wide here:

First thing to do is find out more about your laptop. Does it have the "skullhead" s-video out? It looks like a regular s-video port with extra pins. If so, most will allow a straight s-video out from that to the TV.

If your laptop has an HDMI out, and your TV is hooked up to a surround receiver that has HMDI in, then you can run out from the laptop to the surround setup, and the video will feed to the TV through that.

There are a whole bunch of really cheap cables, one of which was already suggested (incorrect for your use) and many of them LOOK like just what you would need: a DB-15 VGA connector on one end and composite video, component video and/or s-video on the other.

These are ONLY for use with video cards that support this function. Using them without the correct video out will be VERY expensive for you. :-(

Ok, so, now I am going to go with ideas that follow the notion that your laptop has only a VGA out.

There are MANY different makes of "VGA to TV" conversion boxes. They range in price from about $24 to over $100.

You should be able to pick one up within your price range on any of your favorite electronic sellers. Heck, even Wal-Mart sells these things if you can believe that.

You might also look them up with the keywords: "PC to TV"

Here are a couple searches for you:

Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?rh=i%3Aelectronics%2Cn%3A172282%2Ck%3A%22pc+to+tv%22+or+%22vga+to+tv%22&keywords=%22pc+to+tv%22+or+%22vga+to+tv%22&ie=UTF8&qid=1316546364&ajr=0


This one looks promising:

http://www.amazon.com/Computor-Composite-Converter-Convertors-Adaptors/dp/B003VJF63I

... if you also need all the cables, and you wanted it on the cheap.


TigerDirect:

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/category/category_slc.asp?CatId=1430

Google:

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=4h&oq=&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLL_enUS378&q=%22pc+to+tv%22+or+%22vga+to+tv%22

If you find yourself needing anything else to get your system up and running... please let us know.


Ok, I am getting the HTC Evo 4G. My 2 best friends and I want to have a video chat because one is away at college and she hasn't seen the other friend since she left so it would be nice to see each other and talk again for all of us. Now, she can only video chat on her mac using skype, Qik comes free with my new phone and on my friend's iphone, he gets facetime. For us to all be able to chat, would we all need to be using the same chat? The friend on the mac would not be able to get any other video browser, I believe. So, if it is possible would my friend and I have to download skype for this to work? Can phones even get skype? I'm so lost, help me out please, haha. Thanks a bunch!! (link)
Hi there,

Really, the easies way to do this would be to install Skype on both mobile devices.

You can then video chat between each other, as well as Skype installed on desktop and laptop computers. A friend of mine routinely rings my desktop from his iPhone, and it works surprisingly well.

Skype is, in my experience, the one video chat solution that really works well across PC, Mac and mobile phones from both Apple and Android platforms.

Have fun!


some people have alot of pain issues and have no way out.and yes theres loved ones but that doesnt help the matter.you have more than most so sure you are gonna say that.fuck you dude you have a reason to hang around,if one wants to go,its their choice,you dont have to deal with it dick. (link)
I am guessing you didn't mean this to end up in my inbox, since I didn't answer your question, which means the person you meant to answer has inbox questions turned off, at least from unregistered users.

I am sorry you are dealing with whatever it is that drives you to make such a post here. :-(

I think most of us have been or will be someplace very dark in our lives. Mine was very dark, and I didn't really see a way out... but I hung in there. Four years later, and the whole situation is gone. Sure there are occasional reminders of what she did to me, but on the whole, things are better.

Where there was once only pain and each day was not a struggle to get up, so much as a struggle to invent a new reason not to lay there and die... now, all that is just a memory.

And for the record, at the time, I had very little. Everything had been taken from me, and I was 2,500-3,000 miles from the nearest person who cared if I lived or died.

Don't underestimate time. People always say it is your enemy, but in things like you and I are talking about... that isn't always true.

I hope things work out for you, sooner, rather than later.

DN.

P.S. I don't mind you venting at me, if it helps your situation. You know where my inbox is.


Ok, so I am 18 and am a virgin, and my boyfriend fingered me for the first time last week and it hurt really bad! The second time he did it hurt too, and he was only using one finger, and not going in very far. He was being slow and gentle, but it still hurt like a mother, I wanted to cry! What do I do? Am I doing something wrong, or is that normal? I mean, I don't use tampos, and don't finger myself, so does that matter? (link)
So, basically, you lost your virginity to a finger.

Your hymen is in the way. Until it is fully torn, there is going to be pain.

I normally wouldn't tell an 18 year old about this, but since you had no idea your hymen was there, I feel like I should:

You can get STDs from fingering, oral sex as well as the rest. With that in mind, please get both yourself and your boyfriend tested before you end up with lifelong regret.

As for your question of the pain being normal: Yes. You are tearing your hymen(only physical sign of virginity) away. You are literally tearing a piece of sensitive flesh to pieces. That usually hurts. ;-)

Please take care of yourself.

One last note since you are very new to all this: Condoms do not stop herpes or HPV (Cancer, and genital warts.) Thought you should know.


I had a message from a friend on Facebook because she is getting mail sent to an old email address at work from me! I checked my list of contacts and I only have the new mail address and according to hotmail I have no mailed anything to her. I have checked my yahoo contacts and Ashe does not exist at all on that contact list. What can she do?? Or myself even. (link)
The odds are your computer is infected with a piece of spyware or a virus that scans your contacts on the machine and when you log into your various accounts, then uses your computer to send spam to people at every e-mail address it can find.

This is EXTREMELY common, and you will need to clean your computer.

If you know nothing about this, then you may want to go ahead and talk with a friend who knows a little more about this, or take it to a reputable computer shop.

If you would like to try cleaning it yourself, I would start with the following two tools:

SUPERAntiSpyware:

http://www.superantispyware.com/

Malwarebytes Anti-Malware Free:

http://www.malwarebytes.org/products/malwarebytes_free

... and if you don't have a current anti-virus solution, I suggest Avast:

http://www.avast.com/en-us/index

All of these tools have free and paid versions. You can start by downloading the free versions, which should help you to get out of this situation, but in the future you are going to want to buy one or more of their pro versions.

Good luck.

P.S. Don't delay on this. The stupid virus/malware things sends messages 24/7.


Is ther any single girls in maryland looking for a tall very fit,good lookin guy? (link)
Sorry, this is not a dating site.

Try elsewhere.


I really didnt know what to put this under because i dont really have any questions or need your advice, im the girl that wrote you a while back about the 2year relationship, and i just wanted to thank you for really being really helpful and listening to me when i was down, i wanted to say that i feel much better now, and i havent contacted him at all, i havent seen anyhing about him at all,i blocked him out of everything and deleted him and im actually starting to feel much much better, ofcourse God has been helping me out alot too, because whenever im upset i go to him.. a few days ago i started over analyzing the situation and got so depressed that i actually had my first anxiety attack, but then after i got better, i just started feeling happy, i guess its normal for me to feel up and down about the whole situation and get mixed emotions, but i do feel like whenever i wake up my heart feels better, i wanted to tell you that whenever i feel like i need help your the first person who crosses my mind, and once again thank you for being such a great friend to me.. :) (link)
You are certainly welcome, and I am glad to hear that things are looking up.

It isn't easy, but time helps more than you can even understand yet.

The stress is normal, and will continue until you declare the relationship dead... and actually mean it. As in, there is NOTHING he can do or say that would make you so much as look his way again. Then you will be all better.

Keep looking up. Your future is brighter than you know. :-)



what is INR 29300.00 in dollars
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Here is a link to the answer for now, and all other times you will have questions like this:

http://www.xe.com/

... Very reliable currency converter, in my experience.


My right eye has gotten red since the summer of 2011 only when I put a contact lense in. So recently I went to
my doctor and she prescribed an antibiotic which I used daily every two hours. On our last appoinent she said I could go
back to lenses, so I went go school in lenses and my eye got red again! This time the entire white if the eye was red so I put some drops in and went to bed. This morning, I wake up and it's still red and now it hurts. What should I do?
Please dont tell me to change solution, case, or lenses. I already tried.
F/16 (link)
Hi there,

This is a problem you need to take care of right away.

There are NO doctors on this site. This is why you should consider following the advice below:

One of the users of this site lost the vision in one of his eyes with a similar reaction to contact lenses.

You shouldn't wait. I would consider going to the emergency room. If it were me, I would be heading out the door right now.

Tell your parents about the pain. Don't wait around. Then, for the future please think about this:

How stupid would you feel if you lost your sight because you were too vain to wear glasses?

Back to the moment: Don't put the lenses back in just head to the doctor.

If you don't want to go to the emergency room, then you are going to have to call your optometrist's emergency number and get her into her office early.

Don't delay.


are you still here? (link)
Last time I checked.


So i have a question about homework. No, I'm not trying to get anyone to give me an answer.. I'm just confused as to how Karl Marx's theory of economic crisis affects us today. Ive been reading up on it for the past two days, even watching youtube videos and I still dont understand it completely.. My paper is supposed to have us explain how a couple of his theories apply to us today.. and I wrote about the economic recession we are in today and im trying to apply it to Marx's theory of economic crisis

Simply put, I wrote about how machinery (constant capital) is slowly replacing living workers in the workplace.. which reduces the amount of wages that companys need to pay their workers.. which increases surplus value... but i dont exactly understand HOW this increase of surplus value is bad for the economy. In simplest termsm, what causes the rise of profit to fall? That's where I'm lost.. I just need a general explanation but whenever I read up on it I get lost because I"m not familiar with all these terms...

can someone break it down for me please? ANd maybe give me some examples of whats going on in America today in relevance to his theory, in order for me to better understand it? (link)
Simplest terms? Man are you asking a lot here... but:

When you reduce wages, in order to increase profits, the people who buy your stuff... not have less money to spend on it.

So, while the item costs less, everyone has less money to spend on it... which means that it costs MORE for the workers to buy things, if you count percentage of income, instead of number of dollars.

Hope that helps.

Don't feel bad about not having a firm enough grasp on all this. It is a big field of study.

If you have any other issues, ask VERY specific questions, as you did here.

Good luck.




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