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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ any suggestions on avoiding razor burn?
CRap, man! I have that same pRoblem.. it's a bitch!! I'd suggest using shaving gel.. and make suRe to change RazoRs often.. Goodluck!!

♥[?]♥ Who thinks Hilary Duff is fat?
No way. HeR weight seems fine! She doesn't appeaR to be wearin' a size 26, so I think she's good!

♥[?]♥ ok well..is doggie style getting it up ur ass
No. Doggie style is wheRe the chick gets on all fouRs, and the guy kind of comes up behind heR and they get it on like so. =D

♥[?]♥ does ne1 have ne ideas of how to dye my hair like wut products [home made stuff or store bought stuff] and wut color i shuld dye it i have dark dark brown hair close to black??!! soo if u have ne ideas of how to dye my hair and wut color is good for it help me plzz!
Yeah.. I have a deep daRk bRown shade, and it's about six inches below my shouldeRs. I wouldn't suggest dying it, because when your natuRal haiR coloR begins to gRow in again.. it'll look Really funny! I would say youR best bet is to go with highlights! I have like a caRamel/golden/oRange hightlights. You can eitheR go to a salon and have it pRofessionally done, oR you can puRchase an at home kit. HoweveR, if you DO puRchase an at home kit, make suRe someone else does it foR you.. I shouldn't have to say this, but some people do it themselves out of despeRation. I had my MotheR do mine, and it came out Really cute! I used the HerBal Essence highlighting kit, and it Really did come out nicely! You can puRchase it at Eckerds/Wal-GReens, and youR local gRoceRy stoRes... and I believe it's aRound ten bucks! Goodluck.. hopefully things woRk out! And hopefully I've been some help! =D

♥[?]♥ Ok.. ill tell you a little about myself .. I need a really cute sn but see what you can come up with.

I like the caribbean, i love surf, i love PacSun and i love roxy and all the lovely brands that exist there, I can be realllly girly, i love switchfoot... hmmm... idk anything original.. anything that some1 wont have....

and you can leave some things that have nothing to do with what i mentioned.. lol.. just be original...


XoXO
muCh LoVe..
SunkistHawaiian OR XxRiDeThEwAvExX OR CaribbeansSurf -- I don't know.. just be cReative! Hopefully I've helped! =D

♥[?]♥ What is a dildo I have read soooooooooo many ? on here about them and I dont know what they are...
It's a fake penis... =D I pRefeR the Real deal, but whateveR woRks, Right?

♥[?]♥ whats a good icon site.
www.aimicon.com AND www.badassbuddy.com AND www.mytheme.com AND www.iconfun.com Hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ im soooo bored, do you know any sites i can go to to keep me occupied? not BORED.COM cause ive already been there. thanks alot
Try www.joecartoon.com AND www.thespark.com AND www.facebattle.com Enjoy!!

♥[?]♥ ok what if you were doing the dishes and you put your hands under the water after and then dried them off then you fingered yourself are you gonna get a disease?
Hmm.. judging by youR oRiginal question.. I've neveR thought about it. But now that I Read youR "Additional Info"... you have nothing to woRRie about. It's just soap.. you'Re cool; no pRoblems. Enjoy? =D

♥[?]♥ do most girls shave on the pussy lol?
PRobably most of them, yes. It's just a peRsonal pRefeRence. Some pRefeR otheR methods... such as waxing.. as painful as that sounds. Hope this helps? =D

♥[?]♥ how come when i go look at my column i see this...

Ya know, I have no idea. HoweveR, if it helps... theRe's a code in my column that won't eRase eitheR. But not only does it not eRase.. I can't edit my column WHATSOEVER!!! Not a SINLGE thing will change!

♥[?]♥ IM moving to newton, MA (near boston) form tx and i dont know anyone. if anyones is in the area or knows so one in the area to just talk to online tell me cause i need a friend
anyone live around there and wanna talk?

thanks
Hey! I'm cuRRently living in ARizona, but I'm moving to Connecticut SeptembeR 8th, so I kinda know what you'Re going thRough.. woRRying about making new fRiends and all. I'm kind of as lost in the daRk as you aRe heRe.. the only thing I can think of to suggest would is being outgoing in youR new school. Join some clubs? Also, it'd pRobably be beneficial if you took walks aRound youR neighboRhood. That way you get to know the aRea betteR, foR one thing, and you might meet some people inteResting people along the way. I think that's what I'll have to do, consideRing when I move to Connecticut I pRobably won't be in school anymoRe. I'm soRRie I couldn't be of moRe help to you, but I do wish you the best of luck! Keep youR head up... things will woRk out! Keep in touch if you'd like; it'd be nice to heaR fRom you again! [AiM: SiMPLY x GiRL] =D

♥[?]♥ Hi, you don't know me but I saw your Xanga and saw that you're giving advice so I figured I'd give it a shot and see if you can help. My ex-girlfriend and I have been broken up for the past 8 months now. We broke up becuase of alot of stupid petty problems and mainly becuase I didn't treat her that well. Well we've been seeing eachother for the past month now and it things are completely different than before. She says she still has feelings for me even after all this time and I feel the same exact way. Well the problem is, her friends and a member of her family aren't too fond of us having a realtionship. I love her very much and am alittle unsure of how to proceed.

Any advice?
Hey! Well thanks foR the question, fiRst of all! PeRsonally, I neveR give Relationships a second shot. I just say to myself.. well if it didn't woRk out the fiRst time... then maybe it wasn't "meant to be", and I leave it at that. I suppose it's just a matteR of how you look at it. You can eitheR follow that "meant to be" and destiny cRap, oR you could look at it moRe Realisticly and say to youRself... well eveRy couple has theiR shaRe of pRoblems... and not eveRy Relationship is peRfect. Relationships become stRonger by acceptance and undeRstanding.. and I suppose if you just push them away saying it wasn't "meant to be", you could be missing out on something tRuly gReat. GRanted I don't know the whole stoRy, so I don't know why heR fRiends and family wouldn't want you two togetheR [you could be a cRiminal for all I know?] However, I say if you two still have feelings foR each other, you definitely need to go foR it and see wheRe it brIngs you! HeR fRiends and family may be disappointed and angeRed at fiRst, but the Respect they hold for heR will eventually lead to an undeRstanding of heR decision. Goodluck!! I hope eveRything goes well; keep me updated!! I'd love to heaR back fRom you!! =D

♥[?]♥ Hey what is the best make-up for back to school?like what is the best
cover up/foundation/powder
eyeshadow
lip gloss
eyeliner
mascara??????????help!!!plz!!i rate:-]
K... this is what I use, and it REALLY does look GREAT!!!

-*-EYESHADOW -- I just use whatever....

-*-LIP GLOSS -- I just use whatever...

-*-EYELINER -- I use Beautique and Meryl Norman, and they work INCREDIBLY!! LOVE 'EM!

-*-MASCARA -- It really depends what look you're going for. Do you want to give the appearance of thicker lashes? Do you wantm to give the appearance of more lashes? Do you want to give the appearance of longer lashes? It just depends on what you feel you need, but I use Maybelline's "Sky High Curves", and I'm COMPLETELY satisfired with it!!!!

-*-FOUNDATION/COVER-UP -- I haven't really shopped around for foundation much. I've only bought one brand, and I loved it so much I stuck with it. If I'm happie with it, why switch, right? I just get Covergirl brand. I have the Covergirl pressed powder compact, and the foundation. I find that they do wonders! They also come in many many many different shades to match different skin tones.

I wish you the best of luck!! I hope I've helped. =D

♥[?]♥ hey my mom said whenever i want to become sexually active she would give be birth control pills does that mean she cares or not?
It definitely means she cares! Bottom line, she can't stop you from having sex. If she won't let you close a bedroom door and do it in your room.. you'll go somewhere else and do it.. there's no stopping it, and she probably knows it. I believe she's doing what she feels is best for you... just be appreciative. Many kids don't have parents that would be so caring and understanding about this topic; they're the ones that end up parents... Take care!

♥[?]♥ my b/f's birthday is in the middle of august.. should i get him something since weve only been goin out 4 a lil while (a month)? if so, what in the world do i get him?!
Aww, of course you should get him something! I suppose you should just go with his interests? I'm not really sure what he's into, but I can make some suggestions. It'd be cute if you got him a poster of his favorite music artist. Or a book of tabs if he plays the guitar? What about cologne? And how about a watch? Watches are great gifts!! Even a cute jacket would be appropriate. I'm not sure of how great a cook you are, but if you set up a candle lit dinner with a meal you prepared yourself, such as: lasagna, stuffed chicken breast and salads with like a sundae for desert! I'm sure he'd be impressed! Or if that would be too dificult, you could always cut up some turkey sandwiches with chips and cookies and sit on a blanket at the park for a picnic. Then you guys could take a stroll at night and feed the duckies?? I don't know.. perhaps you already have ideas on what to do, but there's a few more to throw atcha. I'm sure he'll love whatever you have in store for him! I'm sorrie I can't be of more help. I hope things go well! Keep me updated!

♥[?]♥ hey. what will happen if u jack off before your voice changes? is it ok? i really need to know!!
Haha.. you have nothing to worrie about! You'll be fine, so pump it for all it's worth, my Friend!!!

♥[?]♥ Hi see my boyfriend hasnt called me for a week in a half, and im worried about him breaking up with me,we always tell each other thatwe love each other. But I am really worried!!! i cant call him bc he lives far away. What should I do??
Signed
Ineedhelp!!
WHAT??? You can't call him, because he lives far away???? How far does he live?? Is he an internet romance?? I'd suggest you try calling him, making sure to leave messages if he doesn't answer, or if you have to... stop by his house. But if he lives THAT far, I guess all I can suggest to you is.. email?? If you have his address... send him a letter in the mail. All you can do is wait it out, really. I do hope things work out though! I'm sorrie I can't be of more help!

♥[?]♥ on of my turtles has a lil sratch on his shell...its not very big and hes not acting weird or anything...but i was just wondering if he can feel the sratch or if it hurts him...
thnxxxx!!
If it's just a scratch, he shouldn't be able to feel it, nope. =D

♥[?]♥ im 14 (almost 15) and my bf is already 15. weve been going out for about 9 months, and weve only done kissing. i want to go further but i dont know how to get him to...help!!!
Just bring it up. Tell him how you feel.. you've been together and while and you feel like it'd be appropriate to take the next step. Don't pressure him though; that wouldn't be good. Goodluck!


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