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k i told one of my friends i liked this guy..lets call him Nate. Nate n i were friends but i wanted it more and we werent like best pals and like every day hed give me a hug and stuff so today the girl i told lets call her Taylor goes up to him and hugs him, she goes "u wanna go out" n gives me this awful look then later i find out theyre goin out but he doesnt like her he just said yes cuz shes easy so should i be mad at her, or what or what do i do to not feel so crummy and get the guy i like to b mine?

I RATE!! (link)
You know that this guy dates girls because they're easy, and you still want to date him. I'm sorry, but I find this absolutely hilarious. Wait around for a few weeks, guys like this grow tired of girls quickly.


I've been going out with this boy who's a year younger than me. He's super sweet and we've been going out for almost 3 weeks. I feel bad though because my friends (girls and guys) are making fun of him and being really mean to him. His friends are being mean to me too. I like him but maybe it'd be better if i dumped him. I don't see him very often either. I still like him but i dont know whether or not to dump him. sorry so long!!

signed, troubled (link)
In contrast to what everyone else has said, I think you should dump him. If you think it would make things easier, dump him. If you think you won't be miserable without him, dump him. If you're even considering dumping him based on what others think, then you should dump him.


lot of my freinds think I sould try out modeling I wonder anybody know anyway webistes..
Plus I am 4 foot 5. I hard you have to be 5 foot be a model.
Binca (link)
A lot of the big agencies require you to be around 5'7''. I wouldn't advise trying to make a living off of it.


if a bgoy that you are friends with likes you but you go out wihtone of his friends and he gets mad wants you to have sex with him but you say no but he tells you if he don't then he was goin to shoot you what would you do someone please help me.... (link)
You still consider him a friend!? If he wasn't joking, report him before he kills you!


ok im not allowed to have a date for homecoming but alot of guys tell me im hott and are like i cant believe u have date and all these guys all ways start at me wut is wrong are they afraid im gunna say no or wut? thanks i rate! (link)
What?


hoo d1d u lyk steel ur peexur fum? eye tewtlee wunna no.

plz tll mii

(haaaaaaaar) (link)
Some Canadian guy, I think his name was Aaron.


I have an obession with Kabob. like i want to have some all the time. i just cant get enough. im never satisfied. Is there something wrong with me. what should i do? (link)
What should you do? Eat it. It's not like it's incredibly unhealthy.


14/f I wasn't sure what category to put this under. I had this dream about this guy at school that I kind of like. I dreamt that I was pregnant with his baby and we were a couple. I'm only 14, but in my dream I was entirely happy about this. What does this dream mean? (link)
Absolutely nothing. I had a dream that I was stabbed by a rabbit, I really doubt that has anything to do with anything. Don't read into them too much.


20/female

I met this guy online, and he's 36. Yea old but I didn't plan on going out with the guy. He said he liked me and this guy is looking for a serious relationship. I am not, and I just want to be friends. We still talked on the phone, and online when I told him that I didn't want to be more than friends. Well he awlays got mad because he really likes me and he thought that if I talked to him more and more I would change my mind about going to visit him. He would always mumble stuff on the phone and I hated it so much. And when he did it another time, I was so pissed off. So I emailed him, told him that if hes trying to get me to come visit him that its not woking. That its rude to be saying what he says about me not coming to visit, and that he has to understand that we will only be friends. He understands but I'm scared he's not going to talk to me anymore. Because if he was trying to get me to change my mind.and if he knows its not working. I dont think he's going to try anymore. But this guy is so cool, and a great *friend* if he doesnt call this weekend I'm gonna be pretty sad. I regret sending the email, but on the other hand I dont regret it. Because I'm always hiding my feelings but this time I stood up for myself. Sorry its so long. I will rate you 5's! (link)
He doesn't sound too mature to me. I wouldn't consider any 36 year old man who mumbles stuff under his breath because he can't change your mind mature. How well do you know him? Since you've never seen him, for all you know he could be looking for another body to add to his list as opposed to someone to spend the rest of his life with. If he really valued your friendship, then he'll contact you, if he didn't then he won't. It's that simple. Unless, of course, he is planning to kill you, in this case he'll call and try to schedule a meet again. if he doesn't call, don't lose any sleep over losing his friendship. He didn't value it anyway.


Ok I know this may sound wierd and all but the other day I was searching around in my parents room and i found strange things like handcuffs, whips, and wierd looking masks. I remember watching something on television about this sort of thing but im not sure if its really happening with my parents. Can somebody tell me what i should look out for. (link)
Your parents are just trying to spice things up.


Ok, as u jus read, i really hate my mom. I cant stand her! 1st of all, i was i guess u can say an accident. Which makes the situation a hell of a lot worse. But newayz, i had a stress fracture in my foot. I have to wear one of those stupid walking boots 4 2 weeks. 2morrow is homecoming and i get to be in the parade and everything! Its 2 weeks next wednesday and i really dont want to wear it for homecoming, its JUST ONE DAY!!! It doesnt even hurt, everytime i hurt myself or decide if i want to go to the doctor, she always says, only u no how it feels. I put that back in her face and said i only know how bad it hurts and it doesnt. It hasnt been hurting me since monday (and thats they truth). I really dont wanna wear this stupid thing for homecoming and she said next time i piss her off, shes gonna tell me I cant go. I DONT WANNA LIVE HERE BECUASE I HATE HER THAT MUCH!!! I seriously need some help be4 one day i run away and dont come back because i have already came close 2 it! (link)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm sorry, but AAAAhhhhhh ha ha hah ha ha. You're contemplating running away because of this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I advise you to run away. That's right, run. You have it better than you think if this is why you hate her so much. Run away, you might deserve the harshness of the street for being as selfish as you are.

I can almost guarantee you that some of my friends and I have had it way worse than you.


i just want yalls opinions. do u thing black and black and white and white and mexican and mexican ect. should only get married? or should they mix. ok thanks. (link)
I think, since I'm a mixture of a few different things, if interracial dating wasn't allowed I'd be cursed to go through life alone. So, I'm for it.


13/m ok i never have any trouble getting girls its not anything really but lately i have found myself turning down people i like for no reason i dont understand y but somthing inside me is holding me back im not sure wut it is im not depressed or anyhitng so help if u can please (link)
Are you turning them down because you think it's a joke, because you're finding little details about them that annoy you, because you like being single and asked out by girls and don't want it to end, or what?

In any case, from now on think hard on it before you turn a girl down or start dating her.


ok im not a player or a guy that cheats i have friends taht are attracted to me.I always end up having sex with them i wanna know because after i have sex with them they get attached and they think there going out with me, or think i like them a lot and when they find out i had sex with other gurls they get all jealous wat should i do
should i stay with one out of all?
or should i just stop listening to my little head ?
(link)
Watch the movie Kids, it'll explain a lot.


okay im 16 years old and in play football for my school. Well every practice i see this gurl there and she keeps on looking and smiling at me. well one day i went up to her but she ran off.

Does sher like me? WAT COULD I DO TO MAKE HER COMFORTABLE? (link)
Well, if you went up to her and she ran away the chances aren't great.

Seriously, it sounds like she does. Why did she leave? Unless it's because of you, try talking to her again. Maybe outside of practice, when you're not drenched in sweat and exhausted. Try catching her before practice, or any other time.


might be confusing? im sorry if it is, but please read.

so i like this guy named Vick. and he likes me, but he also likes some other girls. and he said that he would ask me out, but his friend Bob likes me. and Bob would kill him if he asks me out. i told Bob that i dont like him like that, just as a friend.

Vick also doesnt think i like him, because i wasnt too touchy feely with him when i hung out with him earlier. however, im never that touchy feely anyways, and i think i was pretty damn flirty. and two of my friends made it very clear to him that i do like him. which is good, i suppose.

i dont know what i should do, i mean, i want him to ask me out, but...i dont know if i should say something to him, or just wait.

what would you do? and if a guy answers this, what would you want the girl to do? (link)
I don't understand girls who absolutely refuse to ask guys out. Why don't you ask him out? If you wait around trying to throw hints at him it'll probably never happen. Guys are terrible at reading hints, trust me. If you wait it will never happen and chances are he'll give up and find someone else. Also, guys almost never take the word of a girl's friend. I am a guy, and all I ask from a girl is honesty. Tell him how you feel, or it may never happen.


how many teeth is the average person supposed to have?
thanx (link)
Your supposed to have 28, then you'll grow four more that may have to be removed.


ok i have a boyfriend and im cheating on him with a girl i know its wrong but i think im turning lesbo.. i dont want to so what should i do ? (link)
Even if I doubt the seriousness of this question, I'll answer it anyway.

Try to explore these feelings of yours. Take a break from your boyfriend, try dating a girl. Do whatever you feel like doing, it's the only way you'll find out who you really are.


Well im 15 and i have a WONDERFUL boyfriend. we've been together for 3 years!! and u have to admit thats pretty long..anyways, he gets horny a lot, and he tries to get me to have sex with him sometimes, and im just NOT ready!!! He understands tho of course since hes a real understanding person, but last night, he tried to have sex again!! and of course, (as always) i stopped him. And this morning he came over, and gave me a letter, and then left..here's whut it said..

Dear Nicole,
This no - sex thing just isnt working for me. Im sorry, its just that i get sooo HORNY whenever i see you..i jack off, and i just cum and stuff. I dont have a very strong will, so i think u should rethink about the no-sex thing. you know that i love you either way tho..and i cude never break up with you..but ur a fantastic person, and i neeeeeeeed you..
Love,
Chris

should i just have sex with him and get it over with? or should i stick with my first answer? PLEZE HELLLLLLLPP ME!!!!!!!! (link)
I'm not trying to get you mad or anything, but your boyfriend is a fucking asshole who needs to be put back in his pin. Of course don't sleep with him. You'd be considered a pushover if you did.


Why is it that all teenage boys only want sex, sex and sex? Are there any teenage boys, anywhere, that want a serious relationship? It's so hard to even find a half decent guy anymore. Don't guys just ever want to take things slow and want a girl for more than just sex? (link)
Sorry, but teenage boy is a synonym for sex-crazed idiot. You're chances of finding a decent guy are very slim. But, not all teenage boys are like this. Though it is rare to find one.




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