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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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DUDE i love you! even though you have a 2.96 rating your advice is HILARIOUS & it's exactly what i'm thinking as i read the question but don't dare say to them. you're my hero, robb!

Since I am your hero, you can now refer to me as Captain Kickass.

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What would you do iuf you hurt someone's feelings (someone in your family) and you apologize but they don't want to forgive you?

At that point you have one of two options: A. You can sit around feeling bad for yourself, beating yourself up, or whatever, knowing that nothing is going to change. You'll sit around with that horrible feeling in your gut. And what would it be worth? Nothing. Which leads me to... B. You can just not care. Is it easy? No. But, think of this. If you messed up and hurt their feelings, and you made an honest attempt to apologize and make it right, and they wont listen to you, then why should you care? They're the ones being stubborn, probably trying to make your remorse last longer than it should. So fuck them, they're not worth your time and effort, family or not, if they can't forgive and forget. Anyways, when they see that you aren't faded by it, they'll end up forgiving you.

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Ok well i want to make a shoppers drug mart card but i don't know if you have to have a bank account or credit card to make one.

I don't have any cards of thsoe stuff what so ever and I don't have money but when I have $5 I always shop there and if I had a card I could've had about 5 things i could get for free right now so I'm just wondering.

You should really tell us if it's a credit card or not and also let us know how old you are. If you are over 18 and don't have a bank account yet, they will not give you a credit card because you have no established credit.

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okay. i have NOTHING that vibrates and i am not getting anything that vibrates anytime soon. is there any thing else i can use to masturbate? plez help. i am horny and i don't know what to use.
thx

Cell phones.

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14/f
dont tell me about love because my boyfriend and i are in love. the thing is im worried because im only 14, and we've been together for a year. but your teen years are when you're suppose to have fun, not be comitted to a relationship for the rest of your life. eh any comments or opinons would be appreciated :)

You obviously aren't in love if you're worried about being in a commited relationship for the rest of your life at 14. You're young and naive and should just worry about having fun. Don't worry, you wont be with him forever.

I didn't know reality would get me a 1.

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How do I get a whoring button? I found generators but I don't like the myspace looking button that says add me. I want to make my own but I don't know how. What do I use to make one that is unique and what coding do I need? Thanks for the help in advance.

Myspace is lame anyways, why would you wanna whore yourself more than you already do?

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I go to the pool alot, and I know this is going to sound really stupid, but I don't like to go in the pool because when I do, my makeup gets all runny. I have this "waterproof" mascara thats kind of cheap so it still runs. and I can't find any cheap waterproof eyeliner. I know, your going to say just don't wear makeup. I really like to wear makeup though and I like applying it everyday and it just makes me feel nice, and I want to be able to swim underwater and have fun at the pool without worrying about makeup. So i'm asking, do you think I should invest in this expensive waterpoof eyeliner at Sephora called "Make Up FOrever Aqua Eyes" for $16 and mascara "Tarte Lights, Camera, Splash" for $18? I saw them in cosmogirl. Has anyone ever tried them? You can still answer my question though if you haven't. Thanks!

Hello 1 rating...

I think you should stop being so fucking superficial and just go swimming without makeup. You could always apply it AFTERWARD you know, you don't have to look your best in the damn pool.

I never said it was bad advice, I was saying that you're probably going to give me a one because I said something you didn't want to hear.

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Alright, so this might be a dumb question but i don't know what to do. There's two boys, one just graduated and we'll call him A. The other i've never met in person and don't know him that well, but he's adorable and so nice to me, B. I'm going to be a sophomore which makes it difficult to look forward to anything happening with A. B, is going to be a senior, but he lives about 20 minutes away.

A is a great kid. An all around parent-pleaser. I just don't know what to do! I almost feel guilty for "leading" both of them on. Then again nothings REALLY happening yet. AH, i'm so confused.

Flip a coin.

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if you are wanting to lose weight, is it good to have canteloup and a peach for breakfast, or is that too much sugar?

Fruit is always good for you, it's the good kind of sugar.

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Ok. I am going to use real names because I don't feel the need to hide this.

I have a friend Taylor. We have been good friends for a while. I also have a best friend Dave.

Dave and Taylor were together, but not going out. They really liked eachother, understandable right?

Taylor "broke up" with Dave, then hated him for the last 4 months. For no reason at all, just wouldn't talk to him and made fun on him constantly. Dave hurt for a while, but finally got over it.

Dave and I have been extremely close ever since we met. Dave and I now are kind of, as you can say, together.

Ever since Dave and I have been together, Taylor has been trying to talk to Dave again, and asks me ridiculous questions about me and him and what we do. She said that him her and can only be enemies, or lovers. So what does that mean? If she is trying to talk to him, that might mean she wants to be lovers with him.

She insists she is over him and does not want him, but why is she constantly asking me about it? And flipping out on me about him. I think she still has feelings for him, which is understandable. But she has hated him for 4 months, and Dave would try to talk to her, but she was just such a BITCH to him that he got over her.

It's not my fault me and him like eachother, we cannot control feelings. I understand where she is coming from because it is her ex, but still, they are over, and she knows it.


I don't know what to do. I do not what to loose either of them. Taylor is just being very immature about this and said she might as well go hook up with my ex boyfriend Justin, so I would know how it felt.

Dave and I have been through A LOT together. Like, a mad amount of stupid shit we have done and gotten in trouble for. Taylor seems like it is right to bring those mistakes up to make me sound like a bad person.

I tried talking to her so many times.
Now I am thinking I should just end it wtih Dave so this whole thing would stop, no matter how much I don't want to.

Someone please help me, I really don't know what to do.

I'm sorry to say it, but by the sounds of it, Taylor isn't worth keeping around as a friend. You could try and talk to her, but from what you've said, she's not going to listen or comply. So, you're gonna just have to try and cut her out of your life. It's probably going to be hard, seeing as how she was a good friend, but you have to realize, she's not that way anymore. Forget about her, move on, and enjoy your time with Dave.

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I was crying a lot last night so when I woke up my eyes are amazingly puffy, they're like halfway closed and it feels awful and it looks creepy. It looks like they're sideways.
how do i get rid of it?

Stop fucking crying.

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if you have verizon does it cost anything to email a picture.

It all depends on your plan, you'll have to look it up.

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Gina- 14/f. He broke up with me for another girl... but he said he loved me. I dont know what to do, and i dont know how to get over him.

First off, you're too young for "love". You're only 14 and probably just getting into the whole social thing with high school and all that BS. Secondly, you're too damn young to be so bent out of shape over some guy. He's gone, he's with a new girl, get over him and find yourself a new little boyfriend to hold hands with or whatever.

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Where can I get a GOOD laptop for $200 or less? I'm on a budget but I'd like a good quality laptop. Thank You.

You're probably not going to find a GOOD laptop for

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o.k thers this guy that goes to my school and i kinda jus met him last year!well he works at the school durin summer with the janitors and i tink he lkes me! i meen ive been workin on the lokers at school for lke the past two weeks and hes been kinda flirty! well 2day he was really flirty! i meen evry tme he passed me he would cme up 2me and lke mess with me! he would lke pull my chair(it was on wheels!) and then he cme ova 2me and pretended 2 put soda on me and the he fliked water at me then when i was sittin down and he thought i didnt see him he threw a sock at me!it missed though!o yeah and monday i was nocken on the middle school door cus i couldnt get in and he cme to let me in and right before he opened the door he 'checked me out'. i meen he lke looked at me lke guys would look at grls if they thought there were sexy or sumtin!i think he mouthed god d@#$ but im not sure. i was wearin a t-shirt that hugged my curves with a jean skirt.it was a really cute outfit! i looked really 'grly'.but i was lke o my jeeze did he jus giv me 'the look'!well i think he lkes me but im still not sure. i meen alot of the signs r there but i cud b wrong!i lke him and hes beyond cool but then again hes a up cumin senior and i have a bf(its nothin serious+im not gonna cheat on him) and hes 18 and im an up cumin 9th grader!i tink if he does lke me i kinda wanna go wit him wen school starts! do u tink that would b bad!?!is it legal? i dont know wut 2do ir say!!!!HELP

I almost had advice for you, then the way you typed ate away my brain and I'm now unable to think for at least four hours.

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I like one of my guy friends a lot! and a few days ago we went to WonderLand with our other friends. Well the whole time we were their he ignored me and turned away when i talked to him. Even though in November he liked me a whole lot and a month ago he reminded me. While we were there he was also very close to one of my friends. Maybe it was because she enjoys roller coasters and i don't? I tried, but im just not a roller coaster person, and my never be.

Or he likes her more? Don't stress over it too much, you'll find some other guy in a week.

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I heard from a friend that a really easy way to lose some weight is to have a glass of water with a tablespoon of apply cider vinegar in it every day and you could lose 5 pounds every week if you continue this along with normal excersize. My guess is that the acidity in the vinegar would speed up yoru metabolism or something like that. Is this true?

Mixing anything with normal exercise will help you lose weight.

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Does anyone know of any bands that are like them?Any Gothic Rock bands from the 80s-early 90s would be great.

Sorry, I tend to listen to music that doesn't suck.

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ookay well i like this guy and am pretty sure that he likes me. he is always flirting and it just loks like it. so laast night we are talking over myspace and he says that his friend that i met once likes me and i am like whatever okay and then he says to call this number cause the guy that met me wants to talk to me but for some reason he puts his own number and i ask him if that is the guy i mets number and he says no lol that is mine and i say okayyyy and then he gives me the real number and tells me to text him. okay so now my questions are if this guy liked me wouldnt he want me for himself instead of setting me up with his friend? and should i tell this guy how i feel????pleese help!!!

Well, he's either trying to get to know you better, or just setting you up with his friend. I just had a situation like this, and it ended up being the latter. Oh well it's life.

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16/f. So there is this guy that I'm good friends with, and I like him. I talk to him online all the time and we always make plans to hang out with each other, but the plans just never work out! I'm not even kidding. There's always something that just, like, gets in the way and I hate it! We both work, so it's hard to find hours that we're both available. Now that school's out, I haven't even seen him in person in 2 weeks, and you know, I think we'd have a better chance of becoming more than friends if we hung out together... but it just never works out. Should I just take this as a sign that we're never gonna work out together? Or should I just constantly keep asking him to hang out with me, which will eventually probably get really desperate and annoying lol.

Maybe it's a spiritual quest that has been brought upon you to see how much you really like this guy. Keep it up, maybe he's the one?

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