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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ One of my best guy friends, that Ive been friends with for about 4 months now, is the sweetest, nicest, most gernerous, giving guy i know. After all that being said and done, i plan on having only a freind-relationship with him. He has the biggest crush one me and i dont know what to do. I want to tell him how i feel about our relationship but i dontknwo how to say it without him feeling uncomfortable around me when we hang out again. pleas help.
Just tell him how you feel!! Let him know exactly how wondeRful he is, and how much he means to you, but that you'Re not inteRested in seeing him as moRe than a fRiend, because you don't even want to take the chance of huRting youR fRiendship. HoweveR, this may be something you MIGHT want to think about : "Best fRiends make the best couples". Best wishes!! Hope I helped!!

♥[?]♥ okay so i was gonna have sex with this boy jon (we'll say) but then we both decided we weren't ready and ever since we really haven't talked much. and every time i c him he always has another gurl over or sumthing and he just ignors me. how can i get him to open up to me again?
You just gotta jump in theRe! If you can eveR catch him alone... go up to him! OR simply call him and catch up! If all goes well, then you should make plans with him!! Goodluck, hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ okay i always get hungary and i always end up chosing sweets or salty things to eat...is there sumthing more healthier and that will hold longer bcuz i knoe salads r healthy but i mean you get hungry like 10 minutes later.
please help ssoooooon b4 i get hungary again!
TRy yoguRt, cheese and cRackeRs, dRy ceReal, soups, gRapes, bananas, and tuRkey sandwiches! Hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ OK, well for the past like 2 1/2 months there has been yellow stuff in my underwear and i dont really know what it is. i have an idea but dont think its right. and can sumone tell me what it has to do with?

*{Thanx}*
It's dischaRge. PeRfectlly "noRmal". PeRhaps it means youR peRiod is on it's way!! Hope I helped!!

♥[?]♥ I want to make a new advicenators username but do your answers that you answered from your first username get sent to your new username or do you have to start all over?
Nope! If you chose to make a new UseR Name, you have to staRt allllll oveR!! SoRRie!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Im having the worst problem in my life. Its making me soo depressed. I have a really good friend (my bff) who ive known forever and were like sisters. We got into this fight and she wont tlk to me. She wont even tell me what is wrong. Im soo angry and upset. I feel like hurting myself because it seems like my fault. and i cant live without her. Please help me.
Sn - KrazyGurl1816
I think youR fRiend is acting extRemely immatuRe! I say you don't do anything about it. I think you should wait foR heR to gRow up befoRe you spend any moRe of youR pRecious minutes with heR. Eventually... she'll see theRe's no Reason to be upset, because she's not getting the attention she wants. At which point, she'll come chasing afteR YOU begging foR youR foRgivenes. TRust me, they A.L.W.A.Y.S come cRawling back!! Best wishes!! Hope I helped!! Feel fRee to come back to me if you eveR need anything else!! =D

♥[?]♥ how old were you when u got ur first orgasam
VeRy young! Uhm... about 9!

♥[?]♥ how do you become a moderator? for levels 1,2, and 3?
http://advicenators.com/mod.php Go heRe.. it'll explain eveRything!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Will I ever get good at guitar, and will I ever get the hang of sweeping?
Will you eveR be good at the guitaR?? Yes, My Son.. pRactice makes peRfect!! Will you eveR get the hang of sweeping?? Isn't that wheRe you get diRt off the flooR?? Uhm, soRRie to bReak youR heaRt... but no, you won't. But the impoRtant thing to RemembeR heRe is... he who hesitates mastuRbates. THAT quote, my fRiend, is what will get you thRough life!! Best wishes!! Hope I helped!! Thanks foR the question!! Feel fRee to come back to me if you eveR need anything else!! =D

♥[?]♥ i really love my hair being long but i sort of wanna cut it up to my shoulders so it looks thicker and just i think it'd look cute! but im scared that i'll hate it. should i play it safe and keep my hair long? my hair takes forever to grow.
I think if you want a change.. you should definitely go foR it!! Be daRing.. I'm shoRe it'll look cute no matteR what ya do! Best wishes!! Hoep I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Umm, it may sound stupid, but people have been mentioning it, what is a cherry? not the fruit.
A "cheRRy" is one of the moRe common names foR "Hymen" The Hymen is the symbol of viRginity, which can be found soRt of inside the female pRivate paRts. It's actually a thin layeR of skin that "bReaks" duRing sexual inteRcouRse. HoweveR, you DON'T have to have sex to "pop youR cheRRy", if you've heaRd that expRession. You can simply do it playing spoRts, hoRse back Riding, and even insteRting tampons. Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Hi well i need ur advice!!! I just wanted to become friends with this guy I just met and when I went to talk to him , he just looked at me and then looked at his friends then looked at me again and started to cuse me ou t like heck , Please help me , it hurts bad!!!
Wow! What a TaRd-Monkey he must be!! I say don't botheR with him whatsoeveR. If he acts like that, then you don't want his fRiendship anyway!! He's not woRth youR time -OR- youR teaRs!! And if you baRely know him.. to hell with 'em and what he thinks!! Who caRes!! Don't let his foolish attitude and immatuRe behavioR upset you!! Just keep youR head up and push foRwaRd. TheRe's TONS of people out theRe who actually want youR fRienship, and will go about it the Right way!! I wish you the best!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Ok i failed a regents in june and i dont get the math. i ve been pracicing all summer and now on the pratice i can get up to a 75 . thats no good enough for them But i dont care ! i treid to tell my parents but they wont listen ! it not like i need it to graduate (its math b ) i dont know what i can say to them to make them understand that id be happy with a 75 n the retake??
What's a "Regent"?

♥[?]♥ ok my best friend and i are friends with benefits and for a while it's been working out but now i'm hugely late on my period and i don't know if it's stress or not. if i am pregnant i can't get am abortion because my best friend will never talk to me again, but i'm not sure that i'm ready to be a mother. what should i do??
Uhm, you need to do what's best foR YOU!! Who caRes if youR best fRiend doesn't appRove.. it's damaging YOUR life.. NOT HERS!! Tell heR you appreciate heR conceRns and opinions, but it's NOT HER decision, and you need to do what is going to suit YOU best! Best wishes!! Hope I helped! =D

♥[?]♥ What are some things that me and my boyfriend can do to spend time together that doesnt cost money or at least is cheap? ...he lives like 40 min away so he comes over or i go over there and we meet half way. Either that or we go to the mall, movies, bowling, KD, and stuff like that. Anymore ideas? please help! :o)
Aww!! How 'bout a picnic in the paRk? It's simple and fun. Between the two of you.. make shoRe you have a blanket and some music to listen to... and pack some tuRkey sandwiches with gRapes oR something. Also, if the paRk has a pond, then DEFINITELY bRing some bRead to feed the duckies. It's an inexpensive gReat way to have a good time. Have fun!! Hope I helped! =D

♥[?]♥ Is that bearshare thing free?
Yes! It'll tell you which veRsion is fRee... Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Is there a really great site for downloading mp3's that has a really good variety and works? If n e one has some sites, lemme know plz
Uhm, well you can go to http://www.bearshare.com and download the pRogRam. Then you can find and download youR songs fRom that. It woRks gReat too - I find that my songs download in undeR a minute, geneRally. Hope I helped! =D

♥[?]♥ how do you give a hickey?
Just suck theiR skin into youR mouth. Then tug gently in diffeRent diRections. You usually have to do it foR a long time : 30 seconds - 3 minutes, somewheRe in that region. I had tRouble my fiRst few times doing it, so if at fiRst you don't succeed... tRy, tRy again!! Goodluck!! ENJOY!! =D

♥[?]♥ Hm, my friend came to me asking me about something i couldn't answer. So i thought i'd do some research on it. She tell`s me her "discharge" is yellow, but doesn't smell. Does anyone know's what this might mean? Thanks.

Curiouse Friend.
Gosh, I'd NEVER have enough guts to tell one of my fRiends that; wow. DischaRge is completely "noRmal", but peRhaps it means heR peRiod is on the way? Hope I helped! =D

♥[?]♥ I was wondering if u could tell me some websites to get some good midis music files off of cuz im doing somewebsite and i really want some music so could u please tell me some websites thanx
TRy http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music They hae a HUGE selection, and I'm shoRe you'll find whateveR you need theRe!! Goodluck! Hope I helped!! =D


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