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ok i need help this girl i was datin broke up with me b/c she said she dont think she loves me like she loved her x and i rlly want her back plz tell me wat should i dooo...




help me (link)
She doesn't know what she wants, shes young.

You were just another random endeavor.


like i had asked earlier mi friends are in this big fight and i dont know whos side to be on cuz i have both known them for a long time, and i am so confused can u plez help me! (link)
Analyze the situation

Find out which one is `right`.

Kill them both.


Hey uhm im 13..and im not the u kno most preppiest girl out there. I have black hair and brown eyes..I want sumthing to do with my hair cuz im tired of being so tomboyish. Im not the skinniest girl so does ne1 have ne tips on how i can be a little more girly without being preppy? (link)
Well, the best way is to go down on some people, you don't have to dress differently at all, people will tell themselves you are a girl for the rest of their life.


a friend of mine asked me... "are you anarchist?" what does this mean? then he told me to look it up..but im not understanding anything i read about it. please help! (link)
My definition of anarchist is far too long for this. Message me on AIM or MSN if you can.

AIM: Panramos
MSN: Arsehn@hotmail.com


what do guys consider slutty?
no dumb ass answers thnx (link)
Anyone thats a slut... People put too much importance on it anymore. Little girls yell "Oh, shes a slut!" like they are fucking crucifying someone. Its not that big of a deal in todays society because most women are sluts that are formed that way by society. Paris Hilton made it "okay" to be a stupid spoiled whore. Decent people will know the answer to your question. If you have to ask, odds are you are incompotent or a slut.


okay well i like this girl for a while and she liked me and we started going out like 2 weeks ago...wednesday we made out like 4 times in a hour and i never did that before in my life but she has....now after i did it i dont really feel the same way for her..like i dont know if i still like her..i just feel different about her and we have been best friends before we went out so i dont if i should break up with her but i really dont knnow if i like her anymore and tomorrow she is supossed to come to a family thing and i kinda feel unconfortible around her now and we already decided that if we break up we will still be friends but i dont know...please help please! (link)
Have sex to see if you can get the spark back.


What is 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th base? I've been told a lot but I can never remember! I know 4th is all the way though. A guy I know told me he wanted to go to 3rd base with me and I dont know what it is. And I'm wondering what the other bases are too. Help! (link)
4th base is one point. Just make sure he doesn't have any more than you do.


What do you think is the best spelling Of Molly?
--Molly
--Mollie
--Molli
--Or any others you think of! :)
Thanks a bunch (link)
MaulEE


ok...my best guy friend's name is ryan. his and my friends are/were like determined to get us two to hook up. i thought i could do it since we were already close and everything...but when i actually got into the situation, neither of us could like...bring ourselves to do it.
my question is: have you ever been in a similar situation? and if so, what did you do? and what happened as a result.
thanx in advance. (link)
...You mean get together as in physically or emotionally?

"Fooling around with a friend" - implies it may be sexual... But, well, yeah, its just really unclear.


how to i get my armpitts to stop sweating? (link)
Don't do as much physical activity... The things that cause you to sweat.


hey guys i was just wondering were i havent got nothing to do this summer i was wondering what good books i could read this summer like books you could get at a public library. Thanks for your help i really need something to do other than sit at the computer desk all summer!

Saylor (link)
Respectable hobby.

If you are the kind of person that wants books that may make you think...

Ishmael - Daniel Quinn (the best book i've ever read in my life.)
My Ishmael - Daniel Quinn (this is the sequel)
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
1984 - George Orwell
Animal Farm - George Orwell
Boys From Brazil (Im almost 100% thats the name, its a good book, its just been quite awhile. I don't remember the authors name either - sorry.)
Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury

Some odd literature

The Rum Diaries - Hunter S. Thompson
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
The Dharma Bums - Jack Kerouac
Anthem - Ayn Rand (I personally think its a terrible book, but some people like it)


Keep reading, its a dying artform.


Hi, we are 13 and we need a job, so we can get money so we can buy our own clothes because our parents make us pay for our clothes because they think that we are mature enough to earn our own money, but in reality, we dont know how to get money. Please give us ideas for jobs. Please dont tell us to talk to our parents because thats dumb and if you havent thought about it yet, we have tried that so dont be stupid. PLEASE HELP!! WE RATE HIGH!! (link)
Apply to the Ayn Rand Institute.


why is it so bad for a white person to say nigga ? is it ohk for a spanish person to say it ??? i mean black people do say it to each other ... and they're aloud to call white people wiggers and white people spicks ? ummm .... (link)
Its halarious - A minority will take money from special funds because they are that minority, and people `oppress` them. They will get a job through affirmative action because of this `oppression`. And then they will try to abolish the oppression when it comes around.

In my opinion, taking things because your race is looked down upon by others is basically saying "I am looked down upon by others, but this is suitable compensation" And that person should never be able to start a lawsuit for a "hate crime". Its moronic and hypocritical that a black person can call anyone anything, but the moment a white male calls anyone anything, its instantly a hate crime.

...Pretty much every crime that isn't necesscarily for personal gain is a hate crime. The importance of race is put heavily on almost every single issue, and in effect the courts themselves are actually much more racist than any human that has ever walked into the court. "He called me a Nigger-I deserve compensation" is a `decent` court case in these days. But "He called me a cracker-I deserve compensation" is almost always followed up by "these people are minorities, your people enslaved them, took their land, whatever."

Its hypocritical and racist in itself. People are too politically correct anymore, its hard to even get a laugh without worrying about offensive content. Don't want some woman yelling at you because you yelled at her latin friend who was sticking up for her black neighboor that you were engaged in an argument with over her japanese husband.

/Rant


What are the tell tale signs that some one is cheating on you?
(link)
Trying to hide the other person in their bed when you walk in.


you know those sad short stories...some are long...and sometimes people have them in their profiles? in xangas, myspaces, and i dont know, just a lot of places. are there any websites you can read a lot of them on? i think their fun to read :o) a lot of them are about bf's and gf's and like one of them ends up dieing in a car accident or something. just a lot of sad things, but yeah. thanx! (link)
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My guy gets mad when I'm with or talk to any other guy who I'm just friends with. What do I do? (link)
When approaching a man while hes with you. Grab him by the testicles and say "THESE ARE MINE, NO ONE TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME"


Can someone give me a daily diet plan thing like what should I eat in the morning, afternoon ,and night? What are some healthy snacks i could eat in between?
Also whats the best extersize to tighten up your stomach?
I'll rate high on good answers
Thx (link)
I hear if you cook food in the dryer it comes out healthier because it doesn't have all the grease.

Richard Simmons workouts also are fairly nice.

Sweatin' with the Paranoid


ok well 3 years ago i went on a cruise and i was hanging out with 2 guys and my cousin, my cousin's name is Lexi, my friend i met on the cruise were Matt and Reily. I started to like Reily, and Matt liked me, and Reily liked Lexi, and lexi liked no one. We were playing truth or dare and Reily was dared to kiss me but didnt, then he held my hand! i was young and it was the first time a guy ever did that, i was melting in my seat when my aunt *Lexi's mother* comes in and we quickly pull away from eachother and she yells at me and Lexi cause we were supposted to be in this one room but we left- with 2 guys! so we werent aloud to see them again, i was crying on my buncbed cause she had ruined my first holding hands moment with a guy i liked, the phone rang and with relief i answered it, It was Matt! Matt said the only reason Reily held my hand earlier was because he was drugged up! so my grandma was listening on my phonecall and the next day told everyone that i was hanging out with druggies!!! Reily was taking benidryl because earlier on the boat he got sick! so they said i couldn't see them, i ran outta the room and Lexi and my other cousin after me, my cousin pinned me against the wall and was choking me! and Lexi was watching and was scared, some how, i got away and then they dragged me all the way back the whole public saw me!! So then i was known as the "hellchild" and my one aunt said that my other cousin, Caitlyn had it before me then i got it, BUT WHAT ABOUT LEXI?! the ages are Caitlyn, Lexi, then me! THEY SKIPPED LEXI! and they didnt give her a label! So now 3 years later i still feel bad for that day and i'm mad still and my aunt just recently asked me to go down *where all my family lives .. the same neighborhood!* i dont want to, cause i know that to get rid of my horrid label is to let them walk all over me, and if i act like "the hellchild" i'll be miserable. What the hell do i do?!?!? i'll rate high!

*Jill* (link)
Cut off some goddamn fingers.


...Just not yours, that isn't proving anything.


here is what he said. but first of all...sorry about some of the language he says. we are emailing eachother back and forth...and when i got a new email from him..this is what it said. i have nooo idea what to say back to him! i dont want to just say sorry...that would be like i dont really care or something. i do care..and i feel really bad...and i like him. could you please give me any ideas on what to say to him? dont tell me to tell him that i like him though..im not ready yet. please help!

i found out that my dad hates jews and gays soo we got in a fight cause my singer is bi. now i'm grounded for the weakend and have to quit the band. i told nhim i can't listen to a nazi. then i told him to fuck off. now i'm in my room all pissed off. what a fucker.

you see the whole problem started 'cause my dad said to be home at 10:00 P.M. but al myfriends son't have to be home till midnite or 2:00A.M. so i don't want to say"hey guys. we can't go out cause i have to be home in 10 minutes." Then they would hate me. soo i figure to tell my parents that i can get a ride home but i'll be alittle late. which is true. then i have to wait for kyle to want to go home which is later than he said originally said. so now i have to keep waiting. as it turns out, i end up being 2 hours late. but i kept my parents updated on the time i would be home at. so i finally get home as soon as posable and explain that i tried to get home as soon as posable and i get grounded cause "i'm only 14 and have too many freedoms. I had to wait till i was in college till i could stay out after midnite. you should be lucky. there will be times when you can stay out late but you;re too young now."my alchoholic dad says
I said "Brad is 14 and his parents let him stay out past 2. his parents are cool about it."
My dad responded "i don't care what his parents said. that shows that they don't care about him. we are only strict because we love you."
I screamed "that just shows that they want him to be happy. you keep enbarising me in front of my friends. now ther're probably making fun of me and then what friends will i have? i might as well cut my wrists now. maybe i'll have friends in heaven. maybe some one will care for em there. maybe i won;t have the constant embarasment of having to tell my friends that we can't do anything cause i have to be home earlier than everybody else. maybe if you could let me go to someone's house without you having to call the people and talk about what's going tho happen there and talk to my rides to see if there certain or not, then i wouldn't have the embarassment of having tell them that my mom doesn't trust me. she'll never trust me. she thinks i'm lying about having a ride home." if i call her and say that a ride has changed then she thnks i never had a ride at all. it's like no matter what i do, she thinks i'm doing something wrong. she has to constantly check up on me and know a number to reach me on. if we go to some one's house then she wants me to call her on their phone so she has their number on coller i.d. i ususally don;t even go to a house. this time, we ended up walking around the neighborhood and just talking.
"why didn't you call me and give me the number?' my mom bitches at me.
"we didn;t even go to their house. we just hung out outside."
" why didn't you call us to tell us that you didn't have a number to be reached at?" she's still bitching
"you know i can always be reached on my cell phone." i say calmly.
" you know i don't remember that number."
i say" i can't help that you keep lossing all the papers you write it down on. you need to be more organized. then you can talk to me again."
then she grabs another beer and watches t.v. with my drunk dad.


what the fuck do you say to make someone believe you? what do you do when some one's mind is made up before hearing the real story? all they do is jud my friends by how many piercings do they have? or how does their hair look? or what color clothes do they wair? and what kind of music do they listen to. all they hear are the rumors. please stop spreading rumors. all they do is destroy reputations and destroy families. all the stereotypes need to stop. all they want do is hurt reputations.if you have a problem with some one then just say it to their faces. don't spread rumors.

so here i am. sitting in my room. depresed and pissed. wondering if in heaven, some one would give a shit about me. Hell doesn't even sound to bad right now.i can feel God getting further and further away from me. this is my own personal hell. (link)
So you can't stay out past 10:00. Thats curfew for 14 year olds here, you will be escorted home by the police if they see you out past 10:00.

So your parents want to know where you are. A lot of kids parents do that, they want to make sure you are safe, because if you talk like that around them "Oh im going to cut my wrists and make friends in heaven" Then they may think you joined a damn cult or something. Believe it or not, you more than likely caused all of your own problems by incessant overreacting.

Just chill out, you don't have it that bad. And if it still gets you horribly angry. Go live in a tent in mexico.


A couple months ago me and this guy got together. Turns out he said he just wants to be friends. Anyway, Im going to see him next week he lives in west virgina i live in north carolina. When I say get together I dont mean go out I mean we just act like a couple. Anyway, I was talking online and I was like "I cant wait to see you I mean see all of you guys" and he was like "yeah I cant wait to see you either" does this mean he wants to "be with me" again? and not just friends? (link)
No.

Your Rating: You called me a homo and told me to fuck my mom.

Im assuming you weren't referring to homo in the sense as "same" because in that case, if I were to fuck my mom and you called me the "same" that would imply that you are not only a lesbian, but you are also into incest. Since you tried to use it as an insult, im assuming you were implying that I am a homosexual. But if im homosexual, why would I want to do my mother - A woman? I gave you completely legit advice and you took a nice brash hostility to me. If you want to try and insult me again, feel free. But you seriously need to learn the meaning of what you say before you go and just randomly yell it at people in an insulting way. You sound as intelligent as the kids that go "ROFL ROFL NOOB".

You read into things far too much, even my own comment you seemed to find something horribly harsh and derogitory. If you really don't want us to give truthful advice, then don't ask. If you want everyone to agree with you, then you shouldn't post on this website at all. The few people that actually try to be honest and keep kids from doing moronic things on this site will respond to your question in a somewhat harsh but realistic way. Is it fair to get pissed? No. I am one of the people that will give actual advice on this site, instead of saying "Oh yes, thats wonderful, I agree" to whatever you ask. All you damn kids are horribly misguided and you in fact do NEED people like myself to guide you, hold your hand through life. I know plenty of people that live in disabled group homes that are far more capable at taking care of themselves than you.

Im sorry, but your utter ignorance repulses me.




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