you know those sad short stories...some are long...and sometimes people have them in their profiles? in xangas, myspaces, and i dont know, just a lot of places. are there any websites you can read a lot of them on? i think their fun to read :o) a lot of them are about bf's and gf's and like one of them ends up dieing in a car accident or something. just a lot of sad things, but yeah. thanx!
ronda answered Monday June 13 2005, 12:32 pm: I don`t knoe any websites but to get help go to websites like:google,ask,yahoo,and other websites like that and type in what you need. [ ronda's advice column | Ask ronda A Question ]
SunKissedoOox answered Sunday June 12 2005, 4:38 pm: well i don't know any of the said stories. But if you do like those.. You should read the book "A Child Called It". It's the best book I've ever read. And it's really sad. It's about Child Abuse. And I don't know it's really good. Hope i Helped! <33Kate [ SunKissedoOox's advice column | Ask SunKissedoOox A Question ]
Teza answered Saturday June 11 2005, 1:36 pm: They are mostly found on quote websites or profiles yes. Ive came across a few really good ones! I`ll give you the website for one of the quote websites but its open on June 15. Its acually good and the owner is addding all new Reads and quotes.[Link](Mouse over link to see full location) Have fun!! EX___oOh ♥ [ Teza's advice column | Ask Teza A Question ]
S_C answered Saturday June 11 2005, 9:33 am: Well the one RainbowCherry gave you, I had it (I read the others so I wouldn't repeat them) and I found that one on www.funnyjunk.com
I'm not sure of sites, I got most of mine in chain e-mails, and in other peoples buddy pros, but I can paste some of them here...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
[Link](Mouse over link to see full location) <-- if you read the right scrolly side then they have some poems, and reasons to date a ____ (hockey player, lacrosse player, cheerleader, ect)
I have a bunch of them that I had printed off the computer, probably about four or five, I have a 9/11 story, I have sometime about a little girl being shot, I have a drunk driving one, I have one entitled forever stay in my heartt... I just can't think of how they go at the moment. But if you post this question in my inbox then it will remind me to get the papers that I printed with the stories on them.
So remind me and I can share some more with you, but this is all I got for now... here's one other thing...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, It's to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and
put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle had crashed into a
building because of a break failure.
Two people were on it, but only one
survived. The truth was that halfway
down the road, the guy realized that
his breaks broke, but he didn't want
to let the girl know. Instead, he had
her say she loved him and felt her hug
one last time, then had her wear his
helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
im_falling_4_u answered Saturday June 11 2005, 8:42 am: I happen just to have one right here but I don't know where you would find them(this one is like a poem):
My name is Misty
rainbowcherrie answered Saturday June 11 2005, 3:44 am: I happen to have one:
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you. [ rainbowcherrie's advice column | Ask rainbowcherrie A Question ]
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