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Thank you so much! I have been away from this site for a while and I realized that the person who saved me from making the biggest mistake of my life never got thanked! THANK YOU! My sister called on her and went into foster homes and is COMPLETELY screwed up. All that happened with me was that I said I hated my hair and my mother said if I hated it that much I should shave my head. I can't believe I was stupid enough to think about getting myself put in foster homes over that! I really think you saved my life. If I was my sister now, I don't think I could live with myself.


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Oh, still an asshole. Assuager was permanently banned and then deleted, along with a few short term columns. Then I had a longish termer that lasted maybe 6 months called Thew, then I decided to delete that and make the one I currently have, Matt. Toned down mildly, but the mods haven't been nearly as active lately so I've gotten away with some stuff.


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mmkay no thanks


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Gee thanks ..


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This was a serious question. Fuck you. You give some suckass advice asshole. Fucking loser.


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wow, you're amazing!


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thanks


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i wann be something my parents wont kill me over. thanks any way.


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haha thats lovely


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thanx


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We kind of recite the oath on a daily basis...


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thanx soo much


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THNKs


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thanks u really helped


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Yeah I'm exactly 18 and all my friends are older than me but no older than 23


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For your information, I always take fades and add my OWN quotes to them to MAKE THEM my own!


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you give much better advice now so i made a 5 just for you even you tll me 'fuck fish' you make a better advicer tan most so keep doing good ok!?!?! :)


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ummmmmmm..


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101. wow thanx. i have been thinkin of that, but is there a collage for that? and how mch do they make? answer this please and ill rate a 5 for your help.


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I dont understand the BIG words!but yea!


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Great advive the last part made me laugh


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ok


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duh im not that dumb


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wuts yur problem??


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i am into sports! I love sports! I play basketball, baseball, and track. \


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Thanks a lot :)


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Y0UR GAYY!


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I will look more into this mayan calandar, and I appreciate your feedback on the subject. I also enjoy the lack of being sarcastic.


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true


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Ill try


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You are soooooo banned.


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Go away


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Bitch. since u want to know, i am deaf amd yes I have problem with spelling beocuse i have very hard time lerning. i am 20 and i had CFS look it up in yahoo. plus you are a jerk dont know how be understanding. plusi was asking any webistes like cosmogirls and seventeen, becouse they are getting old to go to anymore.. plus you didn't understand... you just put down someone not help and give a advice.. you are very hurtfl and they should block u.. BITCH


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yea no i think you need nursing back to help, and some tutoring =)


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if i'm a fool, then you're a bitch


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lol nooo


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My dad is buying it for me... :D


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ok thanks


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thank-you


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thanks... i think. And no I'm not a whore. =) <3 Lilly


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Thanks!! im not stupid though..it was just a Question. thank you anyways


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thanks


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thanx


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FUCK YOU!


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that is the meanest thing i have ever heard. i have a reading a writing disability!! so thanks for making fun of me!!


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THANKS


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you don't fucking kno me..i asked for song suggestions not your dumbass opinions...i happen to like rap..but i dont criticize other types of music cause everyone has their own taste and if you actually listened to some rap yuo'd see that they talk about what's going on in the world today!! and also i do buy cd's, i just happen to have an mp3 player i like to listen to also...and i pay for my fucking downloads...god you are such an ass!! get a life plz!!


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No, it doesnt have to be spontaneous.


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poor question? i dont kno i forgot


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i dont really understand your answer!!


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how


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well i was wondering cause i ablsolutley love those glasses and in my guild im in thats a question for fun and its a fashion guild and this week that is our topic and thats the question so i wanted to kno who it was gosh and i kno they are regular people you shouldnt of said that cause only i knew y i wanted the answer sometimes you should think before you type wat ur sayin some people find that offence like me!


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alright... well that's a little odd, they might send me to the mental hospital for that one... but make up was a good idea.


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Thanks!


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i noe how to type this iz jes internet. yhu think id write that on an application?


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thanks dear


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thanks-


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if you dont have anything to say that helps dont say shit at all .......


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what is the #1 #2 #4


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you make me sick and i hope u fucking die you inconsiderate bastard.


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I AM NOT A DYKE!


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Ok thanks but just wondering, whats the icedtea for? Plz respond with another answer


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lol hahahahahahaha NOT!!!!!!


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Thank you for your recommendation. I will definitely check them out. :)


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hm..I don't care if you don't like them...I just wanted the name of the song bitch


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bitch!if your not going to give me an answer then dont answer


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wate ever


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i rate you a five for youre time. But i dont agree with ure thoughts.But thanks for you're thoughts and time :)


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Shes a very lazy dog and doesnt do much exercise but thanks for the advice anyway. Good luck.


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I appriciate the honesty... but that was cruel... and you know it


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you have your own opinion which i dont agree with but hey life aint fare is it.


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DON'T F*CKING SAY ANYTHING TO ME IF YOUR GONNA TELL ME I'M A B*TCH ONLY FROM MY FREAKIN QUESTION MY GOSH


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Thats HORRIBLE i love dogs, dogs are my most favorite animal! YOUR A HORRIBLE To think sumthing like that up!


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yeah how about not!


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ok want sex?


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Thanks &hearts;


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and then i shall have to kill you with my trix as i killed the bunny


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haha thanks i guess i like you too


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huh\???


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rofl haha thats funny


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gives bad advice and i dont want it anymore.


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You're a funny one aren't you.


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uhh...no


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yah ur thoughts fuckin wack


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thanks


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1ts calld abreviations dumbass


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Alex and Adriana sound like a fucking classic Ayn Rand case. what the hell does that mean?


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huh? i just signed up and i dont get it


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Its soo sad your afraid to addmit that you have problems.


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I dont even know who those people are


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ok! it dosent matter b/c i always give 5's!


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Thank you ! you helped


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I was asking for help, not your opinion. Thanks anyway.


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YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SUCKS! YOU ARE SO BAD AT GIVING ADVICE! DID I ASK TO BE TOLD THAT I HAVE BAD TASTE IN MUSIC! I THINK NOT! I ASKED IF YOU KNEW WHERE TABS WERE! LOSER


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yea im sure. sry im not so smart on the terms


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you didnt answer my question exactly so you get a 1:)


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so that must mean your about 3 inches


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hmm.


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not funny, this is a real situation. BAD ADVICE! *Jill*


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Lmfao. Nice!




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