It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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What is an orgasm?
How do you get it?
How does it feel?
How do you know when you got it? (link)
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Well, I'm not a male, so I can't tell you about men's orgasms.
But when a female has an orgasm, you definitely know. It's said to be the best feeling in the entire world. Your body tenses up and you just get this sudden rush of pleasure. I assure you, you'll know. You get it (usually) by clitorial stimulation.
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I have a sony cybershot digital camera. A few months ago, my flash stopped working correctly, but it was only every so often, so I didn't worry about it. Now, my camera flash messes up 99 percent of the time. I cannot take pictures indoors. The flash flashes, but it only flashes once or only one bulb flashes, I can't tell which it is. When this happens, the picture turns out really dark, darker than when I don't use flash. Once in awhile, the flash will flash too brightly, and the whole picture will be white. It almost never flashes like it's supposed to.
What is wrong with my camera? Is there anything I can do to fix it. It's really important that I have the camera working this week. (link)
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If it's still under warranty, call the manufactorer. They can either walk you through it, or you can send it to them, and they can fix it/send you a new one. That's your best bet.
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how do you do an SOS with a mirror and can you do it by blinking? (link)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOS
It's a series of dots and dashes, so I'd think you couldn't do it by blinking.. But I've seen it done in movies. (which is a totally lame reason to believe something either way)
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22/f
i live with my boyfriend and we're sexually active. lately i've had a really high sex drive and its been going on for about two weeks now. whenever me and my boyfriend have sex i'll normally orgasm but then ten minutes later i want to have sex again and my boyfriend is always too tired to do it. so i normally go and masturbate. i don't want to masturbate if i have a boyfriend. what can i do to make him last longer or what can i do to calm my hormones after sex? (link)
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If I were you, I'd report the user below me. I checked his column earlier today, and it made me sick to see how immature he was about every answer he'd ever given.
But to possibly help with your question- there's nothing wrong with masturbating, even if you do have a boyfriend. But, if you really want to calm yourself down after sex, trying taking a shower thats a little colder than usual, that usually does the job.
Or, if you want to make him last longer, you may want to go a little easier on him.
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ok ... i sexually please my boyfreind on a regular basis. But we don't have sex b/c im a virgin and want to wait but he is ok with it. Now...I am contstantly doing things for him (oral, hj's...that kinda stuff) but when it comes time for me to get some pleasure in return...nothing happens. I could lay on the bed for an hour with my legs spread cuz im so horny, but he doesn't seem to notice. he will do things like play with my boobs and put his hand down there and get me turned on...but wont do anything else. I end up having to masterbate when he isnt around. How can i remedy this? I'm kinda shy about asking him to do things to me ... and i dont want him to feel like he fails b/c he doesnt do stuff to me much anymore.Sometimes I dont think it crosses his mind... how can i get him to start returning the favors? lol. Thanks in advance ... sorry it was so long. (link)
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It wasn't too long, don't worry. :]
Just talk to him about it. Communication is the key in any relationship- so is give and take. Tell him you'd appreciate a little more give on his end sometimes, because you feel like the scale is unbalanced. :]
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well.. I want to go. I don't think i will get caught by my parents but there is a possibilty. Yeah we have cell phones so we can just talk on our ways there and back.. so you would go? (link)
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Honestly, would I go? Yes.
Is it the smartest thing to do? Not even.
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yeah all this advice has helped.. But I can't meet up in the day with him because he is grounded. So Meeting at night is the only way I can see him and he is un grounded when i go on holiday and I want to see him before I go.. So What can I do?.
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You have to weigh your options.
1) See your boyfriend.
2) Get in trouble.
1) See your boyfriend.
2) Be scared on the way to seeing your boyfriend.
1) Getting caught by your parents or by the pervert.
2) Getting to see your boyfriend and hang out with him.
Actually, I would go. But I'd definitely tell my boyfriend to just keep talking towards my house, and that I'd walk the same route to his house, so we could meet up closer to my house than his.
Do you know WHY he can't walk closer to your house?
You could both take your cell phones, [if you have them] and when you're out of hearing distance of each others houses, call one another, and be on the phone with each other the entire time you were walking. That might calm your nerves.
..Or just run fast and take pepper spray?
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okay so im a 16/f and for some reason my hands smell weird. i wash them i put hand sanitizer but they still smell weird. i started using pantene pro-v shampoo & conditioner and i think its that that makes my hand smell weird. and i started using the green dove soap so could that be the reason why they smell? and what should i do? help (link)
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Well, that's odd. I use that type of shampoo and conditioner and I haven't noticed a smell. Maybe switch your soaps or a nice smelling lotion.
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I have a weird sleeping problem. I can fell asleep you know. But it's the amount of time sleeping. I always wake up too early like 6 or 7.. and I'm so tired. So I fell asleep again then right after that I WAKE UP ON EVERY HOUR.
I went to bed around 4 and I'm awake at 8. I woke up about 5 times already. I don't feel tired this time though. What's wrong with me? I'm anemic -iron deficiency but I forget to take my pills.
Also for some reason, my boobs are really sore. Whenever I take my bra off or wear it to bed.. it hurts when I'm laying on my side. It feels squished. Does this happen to you? I always wear my bra to bed because I was lazy to put it back on in the morning. Now I feel like I'm used to wearing it and it's sore either way. What can this be?
I don't think it can be my period. I'm on the pill and that's for another 3 weeks. (link)
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Well, you didn't mention what size your breasts were, but that could just be because they need the support and when you aren't wearing a bra, there's no support. Try sleeping on your back or stomach more often.
[Yes, it's happened to me before.]
Make sure you take your pills, of course. My mother's anemic, and it really bothers her if she doesn't take her medicine.
And maybe you should just go to bed earlier. They say that every hour BEFORE midnight is worth TWO after midnight.
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I'm female and 14 years old. My Boyfriend is 15, nearly 16.
Okay, this is quite a weird question bt i need help as soon as possible. Basically, he wants me to sneak out tonight and meet up with him. The problem is there has recently been a pervert around who grabbed a girl in my school near to where i live. I am scared that he could grab me when i go tonight, coz it will be around 1 in the morning and dark. It will take about 5 - 10 minutes until I will meet my boyfriend. So i have a 5 minute walk or even a bit longer on my own in the dark along some roads to him. I don't like the dark much as it is and I am petrified about this pervert.. I can't get my boyfriend to come to my house, and this is the closest I can meet him but I hate walking on my own in the dark. I want to go.. But i am really scared about what could happen.. and then my parents may wake up and realize i have gone and i will be in lots of trouble.. so then i won't be able to see my boyfriend coz I will probably be grounded. So what would you do? Would you go? Or what could I tell my boyfriend why I can't? or should i talk to him about it? I want to go, but just my parents could find out and then there is the walking on my own for 5 minutes in the dark knowing a pervert could jump out.. I am scared stiff, but i do want to go.. Help? xx (link)
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I wouldn't go. Tell your boyfriend whats bothering you. He can either come closer to your house, or you can just.. not see him tonight.
Or, if you really want to go that badly, make sure that he [if you both have cells] calls or texts you when he's at the meeting point, and just run the entire way there.
But it just doesn't sound like a good idea to me. You'll get introuble with your parents- and that'll last alot longer than one meeting with your boyfriend.
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Ever since summer started- I've been sleeping in until at least noon everyday and going to bed at like 1am. I'm really sick of doing this. I always feel like I'm wasting my day when I do this. Its really annoying and I would just like to know if anyone had any ideas on how to get up earlier and how to possibly make myself go to bed earlier.
Thanks! (link)
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Well, no one can MAKE you go to bed or wake up if you don't want to. Try having an adult or someone give you a curfew- nothing too unreasonable at first. I used to do that too, but I decided I also didn't like wasting my day.
What I did for a while, is no matter what time I went to bed, I would wake up at 9:30 in the morning. After I was continuously sleepy all day, I'd just.. fall asleep earlier, not even on purpose, which made me naturally wake up earlier.
Try that, see if it works.
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Hi. I'm Female and 14 and my boyfriends 16 in october. I have been with my boyfriend for 2 months now, I know that isn't that long, but i have been thinking about having sex with him. He keeps talking to me about it and he said he doesn't want to rush me into anything i don't want to do and he will wait for me, but because he is going to be 16 soon and I am going to still be 14, he can get arrested for having sex with me. (I'm from England and the legal age for sex is 16, if anyone didn't know) He therefore said he doesn't want to have the risk of being arrested so we can either have it before october or wait until i'm 16, which is over a year. I'm stuck :( How do you know when your ready for sex? I think i am, but i aint sure... Can you be ready? I'm confused, How do you know? And can anyone help me out with my situation? (link)
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No one can tell you when you're ready to have your first time. But, in my opinion, no one at 14 is ready for the possible consequences involved. Your best bet would be to wait.
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okay so last week my bf fingered me for the first time in the pool. now what i want to know is would doing that kind of activity in the pool be bad for my vagina? I heard that sex is bad in the pool, does it go for fingering as well? i mean it hasn't bothered me at all. In fact, i really enjoyed it. Like most people say, it hurts the first time to be fingered. It didn't hurt at all. He eventually used 2 fingers near the end. I'm a dancer and i use tampons so that could be why.
Also since it was my first time and haven't done it since, would doing it out of the water feel better than being in the pool?
just curious...
thank you.
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I probably wouldn't recommend too many sexual acts in the pool, because of the chemicals used to keep it clean. Once may not hurt you, but I certainly wouldn't do it often.
Sex in the pool is bad for mainly the same reasons. Too much chemical water could be forced into your vagina. Plus, condoms won't be as effective.
How being fingering feels is different for everyone-- just experiment and see what you like the best.
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whats a hand job? and how do u do it? (link)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=handjob
One's hand on a man's penis.
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okay. 15/f. is it normal for a 15 year old teenage girl to fantasize about having sex with women? because whenever I think about a man and a woman having sex, I get grossed out. But the other way around (people of my own gender) I'm fine with that. does that necessarily mean that I am a lesbian?? Or do all teens go through this 'stage'?
0.o? (link)
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Everyone gets curious, no worries. It doesn't necessarily mean that you're a lesbian, or even bi. You could just be going through a stage.
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Now i know that it hurts the first time but how much? Like trying to stick 2 fingers up you nose? or like pin prick? (link)
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...How much does WHAT hurt the first time?
Please specify, or leave me a question in my inbox.
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Well, it all depends on what your gender is. It doesn't hurt guys at all, but it'll sting quite a bit for girls the first time- more than a pin prick or trying to stick 2 fingers up your nose. If you want it to hurt less, [if you're female] you could try fingering yourself to loosen yourself up a little, so it won't be so painful.
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if anyone could tell me how to apply clear nail tips [with an acrylic set] that would be great. the directions dont say anything about them and they aren't shaped like normal tips.
thanks :]]]] (link)
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I would file them down [so they're shaped like your nails/finger tips] and apply like any other acrylic.
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whats eating out a girl?
and whats a blow job?
sorry these are really weird questions... (link)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eating+out
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blow+job
I would've explained it myself, but I'm pretty sure that I couldn't have put it as politely as those have been put.
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when guys finger you or have sex with you do they hate it when your down there is hairy or do they not care? (link)
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Most guys like it neatly trimmed, not completely hairless or like a jungle. But if you and your guy are close enough to be doing that, then just ask him. I'm sure he has his preferences.
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whats anal sex?>.. (link)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anal+sex
Basically? Penis into the anal cavity [or butt.]
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