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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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I understand that if you are a boy and you are attracted to girls or vice versa, you are heterosexual. I understand that if you are a boy and you are attracted to boys, or if you are a girl and you sre attracted to girls you are condisered homosexual.
But what are you considered if you don't like either?

You're considered lonely.

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ants in bathroom how do i get rid of them

Clean the fucking bathroom.

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14/f I like my best friend, but he has a girlfriend. How do I stop liking him?

This should read: "14/f I like my best friend, but was too lazy to look up the answers to the 106,048 times this question has been asked on this site plz give me advice"

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i hate girls and i wanna tell my friends that i hate girls but i don't want them getting the idea that i hate my friends so how should i word this?

It's coming off that you're somewhat stupid. Why the hell would you wanna tell your friends that you hate girls? Oh well, have fun living in a world of stupidity.

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what is "electric" when put together with pink or blue? does it just mean "bright"?

No it means if you put the shirt on, you run the risk of dying of electrocution.

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How would a girl know if she were pregnant...like how long from the actual sex would it take to be able to tell?

I think pregnancy tests can find out pretty early, but if nine months after having sex a baby pops out, I'm sure she was pregnant.

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my video ipod wont turn on. even in the chargerr. why? help me i NEED it.

It's broken?

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has anyone successfully gotten counterstrike onto a mac? if so can you coach me through it? i'd love to get it on. thanks in advance.

You could always get a computer that doesn't suck, like a PC.

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I'm a 17 year old guy. I did sexual things with somebody in September and got tested for AIDS, gonnarhea, and chlamydia. Thank goodness I got back negative test results for each. However, my sperm has been kind of yellow and more clumpy than usual for a month or two.

If it isn't AIDS, chlamydia, or gonnarhea, what could it be? I haven't done anything sexual since that encounter in September.

I've never heard of an STD like that before, but be more careful next time you're sexuall active.

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It seems like I can't wear ANY shirt anymore. I look too top heavy or that I gained 10 pounds. I'm not sure what kind of shirt would flatter my chest or body overall. I was told to get a bra minimizer but I don't know where to get one and how well it works.. Any tips? Someone told me to wear babydoll shirts but it makes me look pregnant. I no longer fit in most of my shirts because they are an extra small haha. So I'm going to go out to buy some basics [like from Forever21] but I don't know exactly what to get that would make my boobs look smaller

Walk around shirtless, no guy's gonna complain.

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I never quite understood the process of ordering/recieving/paying for a drink at a bar/club.
Do the bartenders keep seperate tabs for everyone? Can't the people order their drink, drink it, and walk away without even being noticed?

Finally a question I can answer 100% and know I'm 110% right about.

You can do it one of two ways, pay as you go or open a tab. When you open a tab, you leave a credit card so if you're stupid enough to walk out, they can still charge you.

So I guess technically you could use an inactive card and leave, but then you'd probably never be allowed in the bar again, so.

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Do you find super-skinny women like modern-day super models to be attractive?

Do you find super-skinny girls/women you know to be attractive?

I think super skinny girls are kinda disgusting. I'm not saying I like me some fatties or anything, but I think a girl that has some meat, healthy, is way more attractive.

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I was wondering if there were any good free dvd burners? I was wanting to copy a movie, i have ripped onto my computer. I just don't have the software to burn the movie. The movie is in MPG format if that helps. I don't want it to have a watermark on it either.
THANKS

No one is really gonna give you advice on how to illegally burn a DVD.

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how do i make my pussy looser

Why the hell would you want that, that's gross.

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I'm a virgin, and I will be for a while, but I have a question about it, when your "cherry pops" how bad does it hurt?

Your cherry could pop doing basic activities like riding a horse, falling on a fence, or having sex.

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When you masterbate or finger yourself can that break your hymen? can you tell if its thick or thin that way? Or is it to far up? Sorry about all the questions, but I'm curious.

You can break your hymen by concentrating too hard if the force is strong within you.

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k im good at flirtin in person but like when im on myspace or when im textin i have nutin 2 say
like sum guys say like "hey cutie" or "ur cute" or watever & like i dont know wat 2 say 2 that so they would wanna keep talkin 2 me
so like wat should i ask instead of wats up & wat should i say when they say im cute or watever so they still would wanna talk 2 me

You shouldn't talk to them because they say "ur".

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For my birthday, my new bf of only about a week gave me "his heart" supposedly. He knew it was my bday, he was like, ok I know what I'm giving you. But doesn't that seem kind of cheesy? I mean seriously, does he really care about me?

Dump him and find a doctor.

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are girls supposed to have hair on their pussy?
Or no? Whats better?

Biologically yes.

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so i suck at singing... is there any way i can learn how to sing good?
or do you just have to be born with it

There are vocal lessons you can take to train your voice. Obviously everyone is born with completely different vocal ranges, and maybe you'll never have a great voice, but you can still train your voice to be strong and able to hold out notes.

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