It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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i try masterbating but i cant find the hole where i put the sex toys in. where is the hole and what is a gspot? (link)
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Like the user below me, we aren't allowed to go into much detail on this site, but:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Fem_isa_2.gif
You have three holes. One for pee [front one]. One that's your vagina [tampons,dicks,etc.] and one's your rectum- for crap, literally.
You'll know when you've found your clit. It's infront of your urethra [pee hole] and is [for most] like the 'orgasm button'. Although some can have vaginal orgasms too, it's not as common.
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people say we become our parents.. does anyone agree or disagree with this?
moreover, do people tend to grow up and marry someone like their parent (of the opposite gender)? (link)
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Everyone says I'm exactly like my mother, although I look like my father, so I suppose I can agree with the first one.
I would ultimately say that you grow up and marry in your comfort zone. So, naturally, if your parent [of the opposite gender] is a certain way, it's entirely possible to marry someone similar.
So yeah, I agree [to an extent] to both of those.
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why are males more horny it seems like (link)
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Everyone's different, mind you. But I do know what you mean.
Teens [and young people in general] are hornier because of their hormones. Teens go through alot of changes [between ages 13-21] which might help with the horniness, too.
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I just found out my boyfriend does Dip
Im not really sure what that is, and I'm soo confused why he would do it! What are the cons of it, and can anyone explain what I should do about it? He doesn't know I know... (link)
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Dip is tobacco. Chewing tobacco, to be exact. The cons of it are just like any other tobacco product. Mouth cancer, receding gums, cracking/bleeding of lips and gums-- all ultimate consequences, not instant, mind you.
Check out this site:
http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/drug_alcohol/tobacco/smokeless.html
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What is clitorial stimulation and how do you get it? (link)
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Clitorial stiumlation- stimulation of the clit.
Your clit is a dot-shaped nub located in the vulva, above the vagina and labia minora, but below the labia majora and covered by a small hood of skin for protection against over-stimulation. The clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve sexual pleasure.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Fem_isa_2.gif
Alright,bare with me.
You have three holes. One for urine. One that's your vagina. One that's the rectum- for crap,literally. Your clit is before [more to the front] than any of those holes. I can assure you that you can you'll feel it once you've found it, because [to my experience at least] it's more sensitive, the hornier you are.
Common use of a vibrator on the clit will increase pleasure and make the woman orgasm. Oral stimulation is also a way to tease the clit, as is with fingers, which is commonly what happens when a woman masturbates.
Maybe that should help. If not, leave me another in my inbox. :]
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is it true that if you're asian that means that u have a small penis? (link)
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Nope. It's all got to do with your family history.
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my friend who is fourteen and a male has been having stomach pains and the feeling to throw up only in the morning for the past year. we are very concerned about him. we tried to look up things on google but we couldnt find enough information can you please help us. =] (link)
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Well, he could very well have acid reflux, or an eating disorder.
There really wasn't enough information in that question, but best of luck to all of you. :]
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i'm 17/m
she's 15/f
i'll start out by saying that i'm one of the shyest guys alive.
so there's this girl i'm really into, she's one of the shyest chicks alive. i think she's into me too because on aim she always starts conversations with me. so we talk a good amount on aim and occasionally see each other and talk, like in school and i drove her home once and she visits me at work all the time.
thursday i asked her to go bowling with me. here's why i'm an ass: i went with a friend of mine because i was too scared to go with her by myself. i told her ahead of time though and asked her to bring one of her friends but she said that none of them liked bowling. it was really weird because me and this girl are really shy and my friend kept rambling on about his favorite subject, drugs. i talked to her , like chit chat but never got into any real conversations like i had hoped to. i texted her later that night and told her i made it weird by bringing my friend and told that next time it would be just us.
today after work i'm gonna call her, no texting just talking, and explain that i made a big mistake cause i'm an ass. we're kinda awkward around each other cause we are both deathly shy but i'm really determined to make things work. i'd appreciate any opinions or advice very much. (link)
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You're doing the right thing by making sure you call her and explain to her how you feel. Girls are funny sometimes, and hard to interpret, but she was probably just as nervous as you were, so I'm pretty sure she could understand. Next time, try making sure it's just the two of you, and don't do anything too big when you're together. Just kind of hanging out for a while.
And remember:
-Shy boys are cute.
-You aren't an ass for being nervous.
;]
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Ok I have been datting my boyfriend for almost 9 months.Let call him 'bob'. Well bob is best friends with my best friend lets call my best friend 'stacy' so 'bob' is best friends with stacy and stacy is also my best friend. But it seems like to me they hang out more than me and him do. And it really upsets me.. beucase it makes me think that bob is doing stuff behind my back with stacy and whenever they are around eachother and they call me.. he acts completly diffrentt, and it makes me so.. mad. I dont know what to do or think.. is he doing stuff behind my back.. should I tell him how I fell ( which I have tried and it just starts a fight) what do I do? what do I say? please help me.
Thank's
Much Love XoXoX (link)
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Never raise your voice when theres something bothering you. Talk in a cool, calm, collected voice, and merely state facts. Don't generalize ("You ALWAYS do this!", "Why is it that ALL guys do this?!", etc.) and certainly don't point fingers, because that WILL start a fight.
Maybe try to talk to your best friend before going to your boyfriend, if you think she'll be easier to talk to, that is.
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did everyone around the world recieve harry potter books at the same time despite the time zones? like same moment (link)
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Nope. Because of the time zones, people received their new Harry Potter books at the time that THEIR zone reached midnight, on Friday night/Saturday morning.
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m/13
i feel like a poser for saying this or whatever
but i really like emo punk cloths now i have no clue were to start and its all to confusing i know that goodwill is a great place to get cheap vintage stuff but i have not been able to find any hoodies,jackets,shirts, nuthin that fits the description at goodwill... also my freinds told me that guys who are trying to fit the "emo" thing buy girls pants but i feel weird doing so any advice at all would help (link)
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Hah, yeah. Guys buying girls pants really isn't that weird. You could just go shopping with your girlfriend, if it's awkward. Not only will you get boyfriend kudos, but you'll be able to see what you like, too.
Hot Topic is probably the place that everyone's going to tell you to shop at, also. And remember, if you feel uncomfortable with shopping in stores, just take your measurements and shop online. :]
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I'm in a summer intership in Iowa and I had this friend from Italy which I was close to at the last week of her intership.
Problem is that she like a guy that was hitting on me. I always ignored him,he would tell me he loves me etc. But my friend didnt ignore him,she got to REALLY like him. My best friend and I saw bad intentions in that guy's eyes,but we didnt get involved in it. At the end of the program he hits on both of us at the same time so I decide to talk to her even if I didnt know her. She got crushed and now she is back in Italy. Apparently the guy sends her love letters,tells her he missed her and loves her while he;s been sleeping eigth different girls in here and he is hitting on me again.
She just found out about this...and she just told me she believed in him and they had sex...she is extremely hurt and wants to pay back.
I dont know what to tell her,cause I believe she does need to do something,the guy is an()*)&&^&^/
Thing is I dont know if I should take "justice" in my hands since im still in the intership.
Like do exactly what she did to her excluding the sex.
Any advice on what should I do?
or how to take revenge?
I will highly appreciate it (link)
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Revenge rarely ends up well in the end. My advice to both of you-- ignore the guy and move on. He's clearly not worth it, and revenge just really isn't either. If you both just forget him and move on, that's probably going to end up giving you the most/best closure possible.
Sorry.
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Does anyone know any free online physchic sites that are free.
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Nope. None that actually work. You could google it though.
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Just wondering when can you take a pregnancy test? (link)
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Whenever you want to.
When is it the most accurate? Most tests can be used as early as four days before an expected period. But, according to the website below, using a test that early can give an incorrect result for more than 30% of pregnant women, because of the lack of hormones still.
http://www.pfizerch.com/brand.aspx?id=294
Instructions on how to take a home pregnancy test::
http://www.pfizerch.com/uploadedFiles/brand/ept/07_0792_06_ept_eng_inst(1).pdf
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so i just met this guy like a month ago. well we both want to make out and everything, but i have never made out with anyone and he has made out twice. i dont want to tell him that i never have. and the main thing is, is that i dont know how. do you use your tounge? and how do you know when to stop? how long do you usually make out?
ahh, help! QUICK! (link)
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Yes, you use your tongue. You know when to stop when you're comfortable stopping- it'll come naturally. You make out for as long as you want to. You should tell him- I know quite a few boys that like being first. ;] They like being the teachers.
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i'm trying add the song "So hard to leave' by aaron roathe onto my profile. i know it is on myspace because i saw another girls profile with that song on there.
Can someone help me find it.? Thanks (link)
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Well, if you can go back to that girls profile and look at her player, you can click 'add' thats on it, and it'll add it to your profile. But other than that, I can't find an Aaron Roathe profile on myspace. Sorry. I even tried looking for a standalone player or a video you could put on your profile-- but I've found absolutely nothing.
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okay so ive been going out with this guy for two months and i love him so much and i know he loves me too. the other night i was talking to him and he said " i love you so much and i think we could take our relationship further" ive never done anything with him, and im not ready to do anything with him, but i really love him. what should i have said to that? (link)
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Tell him that you just aren't comfortable with going any further just yet.
OR, just take the big leap with him.
But in my opinion? Wait a little while longer.
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im 17, im very responsible, im in el paso texas for the summer--i paid for it! i worked all year long to visit my boyfriend. now my mom "let" me go which was cool. but now shes going to call the cops on me to make them send me home back to washington can they do that? because i went a little over on my phone bill which is in her name and im sending her money little by little but now she says if i dont send more than 100.00 shes going to call the cops and MAKE me come home. its just plain bullshit i dont know what to do, any advice for parental bullshit? shes crazy if i dont call her everyday she sends the cops over -.-" bullllshit. (link)
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Ask your boyfriend if he can loan you enough to get your mom off your back for a while. Then try to explain to your mom that the cops have bigger problems than harrassing a minor because their mommies want them back at home.
Then, I suggest that you turn your phone off for a while. I mean, you're with your boyfriend for the summer. Enjoy it with him.
Also, if she does actually send the cops over, explain to them the entire [100% truth] of the situation, and ask them if she calls again, to please just ignore her. You never know, I've met a couple cops that would actually do that.
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okay so one of my friends kissed this guy (her boyfriend) and he wasnt suppose to tell anyone he swore to her he wouldnt no one but his best friend and he told his best friend but he also told one of my other best friends. So my other best friend (the one the guy told) told me he told her and said not to tell the friend that got kissed but shes been my best friend since we were 3 but so has the other best friend......WHAT DO i DO????? pleaseee help
thank you so much (link)
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Wait.. what?
Why doesn't this girl want anyone to know she kissed her boyfriend? I'm completely confused. It seems like nothings the problem here.
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I need a cute Summer Screen Name....and fasttt!!!
Thanks (link)
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Summer_sweetheart
DANCEdanceITSsummertime
sum_mer__love
Um, that's all I got. It'd probably be more helpful if you had a few more specifics. Like, dyou want your name in it? If so, we may need to know it.
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