IF u keep masterbating will that lower your sperm count?
yep. not permanently, but doctors advise people trying to have kids to have sex only once every three days for this reason. its like having a stock of 200 million cars on your lot, you sell about 100 million of them, and it takes a few days to get your baseline stock back up to the original 200 million.
-Gunner.
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I don't get it. Do guys like having sex with virgins? If so, why? Wouldn't they want someone experienced? I don't know. Just curious.
because virgins are like ten-point bucks, they're hard to get, and it makes for a lovely trophy once its been done. I personally don't care.... probably because I love whores.
-Gunner.
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Hi. So, I didn't really want to put this question public, so I did that Random Columnist thing and you came up. Haha... yeah. Well here's what happened. I went out with one of my guy friends who I had had a crush on, and once we were in the car (we were in parking lot after seeing a movie) we started kissing. He pulled me over to him and I was kind of straddling him I guess in the drivers seat and we started making out. He then tried to take off my shirt which I was totally not ready for so I pulled away. I told him "I don't wantt to do that." and he was like "Okay, okay, that's fine." and we started kissing again. Well then he started sliding his hands down from my back and into my shorts and I told him to cut it out. He got really angry at me then and when I tried to get off of him, he grabbed me and pulled me back, he's obviously stronger than me so I couldn't do anything about it. But I got really scared and told him to let go of me but he didn't and just kept going and kissing me and sticking his hands places and stuff. He also tried to take off my shirt again, and then I started crying and he let go. He took me home and I got out of the car as fast as I could. Well now I don't know what to do. I don't know if I could technically press charges against him because he didn't really do anything except kiss me. He was definitely putting his hands places though... But I don't even know if I would want to press chrages. No. I am sure that I REALLY don't want to. I don't plan on ever seeing him again (he doesn't go to my school) so I don't know. I really don't know what to do. I don't want to tell my parents. I told my friends and they said I should just forget about it but I feel like I should do SOMETHING I just don't know what. Oh and I'm a sixteen year old girl and he's a seventeen year old boy.
wow, what a prick. you can, but there's no evidence, and its more of a he said-she said thing. good thing you got the fuck out of there. do you have any brothers? tell them about it. they'll take care of it. if not, you should just stay away from this fucker. don't be surprised if he gets jailtime for sexual assault somewhere down the line. wish I could help you more on this, kiddo, but lucky for you, crying is a turn-off for him. for some sick bastards, its a turn-on. consider this a lesson learned, and buy a nice little can of pepper spray.
-Gunner.
this is the second random question in 24 hours.....odd....
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im a 16/f, i have recently started doing stuff with a 18/m when school ended. our relationship started out like this : he saw me in school in a classroom that he was visiting to say bye to the teacher because he was graduating that week. He saw me and obviously thought I was cute so when i got home i saw he friended me on facebook. then he Inboxed me and got my number [this was in june] the first day we started talking, he asked for a handjob/blowjob. i jokingly agreed to it because i liked the attention. from then on it only got worse. he asked for pictures the second day we started talking. i didnt give in until about the 5th day after having a long talk about it with him..ever since then ive became pretty much whipped and i will litterally do whatever he wants me to do, whenever he wants me to do it. i guess you could say i like it when he tells me what to do..i dont know why..anyways, we had sex for the second time today. when i got home, i realized that i really like him. and now that weve had sex, [he was my first by the way. when we first did it, he made it seem really safe and he made me feel really comfortable about it, the way he talked to me because he knew i didnt want to] when we first did it, after he left, i felt like we were bonded togethor and that i needed to be texting him..i felt like we had a connection. obviously he doesnt feel that way..but for me, it really means a lot to me that he was my first and that we did that. i really like him ..even though hes clearly stated before that he isnt looking for a relationship and he just wants to have fun and thinks im hot. [hes never called me pretty by the way. just hot and cute and sexy]
today after we had sex at his house, i got really sad. because i really enjoyed it and while it was happening i looked into his eyes and i felt like we had something. i just cried my eyes out for over an hour because now i feel bonded to him for ever, because we had sex. i really really like him and i dont want him to ever stop talking to me, ever. and it really hurts me the most because think about it..if this is the way he met me and is doing stuff with me, then he's probobly doing the same thing with other girls. he never admits it. i dont know what to do..i feel torn. completely.
and by the way i asked this question to a collumist a week ago but nobody answered it so now im asking a few more people, so all of this that i just wrote about, happened last sunday. ever since then, he BARELY texts me anymore. he used to always text me all the time and tell me to text him when i woke up. uhmm now he just stops answering after a while. im getting really sick of it, i mean we still video chat sometimes and he asks for pictures sometimes but overall, i think hes just done with me or got bored or something. but how can a guy get bored with a girl who will do whatever he wants? arent they supposed to like that..im just so confused i dont it.
please help me
if you want answers, next time try making it public....unless you don't like that.
first thing I'll do is answer your last question;
dudes get bored when chicks are submissive as hell. its not a challenge. me personally, after having sex with random chicks who love getting thrown around, I've come to realize that I'm being a douchebag....he'll probably have a moment like that in a few years. If put in that same situation now, I would at least try to make a relationship work. but again, its been six years of no companionship outside of just plain straight up sex. a lot of guys like a girl who acts as their equal, not just because of the challenge of getting them in bed, but because they're just as satisfying out of bed as in. your whole story is typical, and my answer can be rendered to this; There are rare exceptions, but most dudes don't get beyond this stage for several years.... you're going to be able to start dating out of this bracket of short meaningless relationships in about two years. you could always hold off until then....
good luck though, kiddo. you'll find a good guy after a while, just keep looking.
-Gunner.
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what is the company that makes mars bars and snickers and starburst???
my friend told me that that company supports animal cruelty. not many companies do is this true?
mars.
whats the most cruel experiment a candy company going to do? feed rats a ton of candybars to see the effect on its metabloism? I remember the chocolate boycott back in the 80s, and that was because they were paying people pennies a day to harvest the cocoa in africa....
so what if they're making mice fat, the mouse is happy with the arrangement, and they're not the most sentient bunch. mouse eat, mouse happy, mouse screws mouse, mice happy.
-Gunner.
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Okay, i asked a previous question about this, but if you havent seen it, this is basically what happened. there was a party, my girlfriend went with her friends, i was working so i didnt. at the party some guy was hitting on her, then grabbed her ass, she pushed him off, he pushed her over onto the pavement, shes got a big bruise and scraped up her arm and hands. yeah well so i wanted to beat the shit out of him, but my gf told me to leave it alone, and forget about it. yeah. i didnt. i found him a few days later, and tried to kick his ass. hes a big fellow, but i walked away better which was what i wanted. my girlfriend found out and is PISSED at me. she doesnt get it though. i couldnt leave it alone. she wouldnt even let me talk her into pressing charges(which is what i was planning) she refused so i pretty much had to do what i did. but she doesnt get it. i tried to explain to her that when someone messes with your girlfriend, they cant just get away with it. she doesnt understand, but i did apologize. shes still pissed though and i do feel bad because i guess i made her feel guilty which is crazy, because if anyone should feel guilty, its me. i mean if i had been at the party, this would never have happened. i dont know what to do now. she feels bad, and shes mad as hell at me. any help?
16/m 15/f
fuck yeah, brother! excellent choice. I think she doesn't understand that you were defending her honor, a lot of chicks don't understand the concept. gotta sit her down and explain your actions. something along the lines of "I won't let anybody hurt you and get away with it" would work. there's really nothing more to it, I'd be running over the same dog.
on another note, this dude is big, and he's probably sore at you about the asswhooping you just gave him. consider using chairs, brass knuckles, repeater beaters, really anything that will end a fight in one or two hits. he'll be initiating any future confrontations and will be prepared. check out the high grade plastic knuckledusters on www.brassknuckles.com
I carry them everywhere.
way to be a man, dude.
-Gunner.
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okay there's this guy I've been "good freinds" with for a while now and he keeps bugging me to have sex with him. I really do want to but he makes me nervous! It has always been easy for me to sleep with guys and feel good about myself but this guy intimidates me so much. we always get so close but I get nervous that my body isnt pretty enough for him and he wont like me anymore. I guess its cause all his ex girlfreinds that I've seen have been drop dead gorgeous and Im not quite there. What can I do to make my self feel more comfortable around him where I can have sex with him?
uh, hey, just a quick point, he wants to have sex with you. don't worry if you think he doesn't think you're pretty. you're obviously attractive enough for him to want to play with you in the first place, I mean damn, I wouldn't go around asking girls that I despise if I could have sex with them. wait, I do. but thats out of spite.
-Gunner
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so there was this party the other night. my girlfriend went with her friends but i couldnt because i was working. there were kids from other schools there too. well the way i heard it was that this one dude was messing with my girl all night. flirting with her and stuff and that about halfway into the party he grabbed her ass. she slapped his hand away and i guess he flipped out. he pushed her over and kicked her. i want to kill him. shes got this huge nasty bruise and she scraped up her arm and hand when he pushed her onto the pavement. i dont think ive ever been this furious. i feel guilty too that if i had been there to protect her, it wouldnt have happened. i know who he is because ive played him in football, and i want to kick his ass. it would upset my girlfriend who told me that i shoudl just leave it alone. but at this point i would rather kill this kid and have her be pissed at me then just sit around and let him get away with it. im thinking about just doing it and not telling her. he should have the balls to not go crying to anyone about it right> might not be a good idea though... what do you guys think?
whoop his bitch ass. nobody fucks with chicks and gets away with it. just don't hit him after he hits the ground, you can go to prison for that. while he's standing, everything is still game on. try hitting him broadside with a chair to start off, it usually stuns and disorients them. then keep hitting him with it until he falls over. then walk away.
just make sure that there aren't any witnesses.
-Gunner
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What do you prefer:
homemade cinnamon scones, or homemade chocolate chip scones?
and does anybody have a good chocolate chip scone recipe?
thanks :-P
have you ever tried a rasberry scone? heavenly.
try some german recipes for pastries some time, they're excessively delicious.
-Gunner
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Many people have their own opinons on family romance and im curiouse what are your thoughts?
being specific would have helped, but thats the least of your worries at this point, kiddo.
anythingthats first cousin or closer is probably a good sign of some brain damage. if its a third cousin by marriage, and no blood, its still creepy for the rest of the family, and society for that matter. find some other possible mate(if its about you) in a different state if you're that worried. I'm going to alaska to find mine and ensure a completely fresh gene pool for the race of warriors that I shall spawn.
-Gunner
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Everyone seems to have a problem with age I dont see why its just the some person being born a different time. What do you think?
you know, child molesters say things like that..... anyways, it doesn't matter unless the age difference is ridiculous, because then social norms come into play. people start calling you or your spouse a "baby-toucher", cradle robber, etc.
the acceptable age gap widens with comparative age(ie: 19yr old with a 14 yr old against 31 yr old and 48 yr old). the first isn't looked upon nicely, and the second example is just normal.
me, I could care less what age a chick is, as long as two criteria are met: she's not old enough to be my mom, and she's not legal.
other than that, the world is my oyster.
-gunner
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My friend was talking about how Smokey Bear (you know, "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires" or "Only You Can Prevent Wild Fires" or whatever) was officially 65 today. I am curious though is Smokey the Bear was or is a real bear in actuality? I know that the bear on TV is so fake but did Smokey Bear really exist at some point? Like, was the character guy based on a real bear or anything?
if I saw a bear in the woods wearing a drill instructor hat saying "Only you can prevent forest fires", I would immediately scream "OH SHIT ITS A BEAR!!!!" and promptly unload on it with rapid fire .308 winchester hollow points. maybe even slit its throat afterwards with a big knife to be sure. If smokey did exist, it wouldn't have been for very long.
-Gunner
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It's soo annoying. This guy who I'm friends wit, on friday, said he'd text me on Sunday. So, I was waiting for a text..and got nothing. I hate always having to text first. Why do guys do that!?!?!
because we have better things to do than waste our time typing with our thumbs. nobody ever typed a magna carta with their thumbs, so I don't even pay attention to these texting things. if you want to talk to him, call him.
-Gunner
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I'm a 14-year-old girl. As I was leaving school the other day, I was walking with a casual male friend. As we were talking, he developed a
very large, very obvious erection. I was so embarrassed for him! I pretended not to notice, and didn't say anything, but he seemed
mortified, and left in a hurry. What should I have done?
you shoulda started hitting on him or talking dirty. that woulda made it hilarious! but seriously, unless you want to see it, don't talk to a dude about the wood he's sporting.
-gunner
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Hey, I have 2 questions.
ONE : Do guys like when girls swallow their cum ? Is that like a turn on or something ?
TWO : If you do decide to swallow, is there any chance of getting prego, or is it a 0 % chance ?
THANKS :)
YES! not for any real deep reason, but just because its hilarious.
another reason we like doing that is that there's a zero chance of the girl getting knocked up.
I've been told by girls that having the guy eat a shit ton of pineapples and drink cranberry juice makes it taste better, that indicates a lot of study and practice..... so I'll take their word for it.
-gunner
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hi, i was just hoping to get your opinion on something: what do you think is the most independant animal? something which doesnt trust others too easily, and is cautious?
any ideas? i was thinking of a king cobra? but any ideas are welcome
King Cobras are vicious pricks. I've had to deal with them on a regular basis. A Jackal is incredibly independent, but a shark doesn't nurture its young, and spends its life on its own.
sea trutles. manta rays.
-gunner
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15/f
I'm generally really happy, but I can't enjoy doing ANYTHING because I'm always worrying about my parents dying. I know it's stupid, because they will die anyway one day, but I'm ALWAYS worried, no matter what I do! Can anyone help me with stopping worrying?
yeah, I look at it this way: with my job, my parents have a good chance of outliving me. stop caring. the only thing I care about now is whether I die quickly or horribly. and thats not even a real concern on my list of shit worthy of my attention. get a grip, there's six billion other people with the same exact things happening, and the rest of us don't give a fuck, its inevitable.
-Gunner
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ok so i went off depo a few months ago and since then ive gone up a cup size. Im seventeen now and i started depo when i was 15. I got my period when i was 13 if that makes a difference. And i was just wondering if going off of the depo could have made me go up a cup size or if it was something else. And if it did, should i wait longer to continue taking birth control to see if maybe my breasts will grow more? Id be very happy if they went up another cup size
normally, birth control makes them bigger. a lot bigger. I guess you're the exception to the rule, but normally, whenever you flood a body with hormones, shit gets bigger.
-Gunner
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Here's how I see it; humans are evil. (I know vampires do not exist, but I like them anyway) Vampires kill humans to eat. Humans kill cows, goats, sheep, pigs to eat. If vampires are evil, then so are humans. And wolves because they ate that wild boar (or whatever they eat). And snakes for eating that mouse. And sharks for eating that fish.
Humans are a lot more evil because you don't see vampires (in ANY book {besides Nightworld, no not even that...}) raising humans for food, but you see HUMANS raising COWS and PIGS for food.
Yes, I do like animals, but humans also kill each other. Humans are destroying the pl anent. We aren't going to have any more vegetation in the future, however near that may be.
Sure, there are some evil vampys in books and movies who want to take over the world or destroy it, but there are also humans who are evil too.
So, are vampires evil?
let me rephrase the question you just asked:
" is a fictional undead monster that drinks a person's blood from them like a big sippy cup evil?" what kind of life form asks that question? yes, since we're human, and they eat us, I'd classify them as bloody fucking evil. with a disclaimer that THEY DON'T EXIST!!!!! pull your head back into reality and think to yourself "hmmm.... I just came off as a complete dingbat thats most likely a poser darkness child who wears white makeup to match the dark clothing".
and to satisfy your hunger for useless knowledge.... yes, humans are fucking evil too, I spend most of my waking hours thinking up new ways to kill people and fun things to try when I torture my next prisoner. like rip the skin off their arm and throw salt on the flesh as I fry the skin and feed it to the victim. there, off the top of my head. satisfied?
-gunner
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can masterbation get you pregnant
are you serious? what kind of upbringing did you have? of course not. never. impossible.
-gunner
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