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Hey guys im Michelle!! Some people think im annoying, some people think im crazy.. but who knows im just ME!! I bite my nails, i know its a habbit i have to stop. I love getting my nails done, its my obsession. My goal in life is to become famous, but who doesnt wanna be? Im mean to people if they're mean to me first, otherwise whats the reason to be mean to someone? I dont understand life.. although it can be fun sometimes. I love the color pink, and when i say that people automatically think im a girly girl. I love to dance and sing, although i dont see myself doing it when i get older..

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Today on AIM I had an away message up. It said that I was doing homework and I'd be back in about 30 minutes. I was doing my homework right in front of the computer, so I saw the IM's. All of a sudden this random IM comes up that says you're beautiful. My auto response that said my away message popped up, then I put a ? to his message. He said ok about the away message, then quickly added ummm to my response with the ?. He got offline. Then he got on and asked me if I'd go to the dance with him. I didn't reply so he said haha you suck. So later I asked if it was supposed to be funny. He just said don't talk to me please. Do you think this means that he was kidding or what?

He is prob scared of you or somthing and scared you will talk back to him!
♥ Michelle

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What if you think your falling for your best friend and its not a guy and you know she BI do u tell her how you feel? or what Help i kno this sounds gay but please help!!

You can tell her! She is your bff.
♥ Michelle

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Do you think its wrong for a tenth grader to like a seventh grader even if the seventh grader is supposed to be in eighth grade? Im a female tenth grader and theres this male seventh grader thats hella kewl....what do you think?

I think it is totally fine!
♥ Michelle

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I had REALLY WAVY HAIR. Theres got to be at least 7 waves in each strand of hair. I hate the way it looks and I really want it straight but I'm wondering..how do I get regular waves with only like 2 waves in it? I think it would look really good on me and I saw it on t.v. and some people said J.Lo and Beyonce had this hair style. How do I transform my have from ultra wavy... to only a few waves here and there?

Well what i do is straighten my hair then take gel and scruch it a LITTLE!!!!
♥ Michelle

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tommorow at school we'll have to do a run for 12 minutes and i have a soar throat. if i run for that amount of time my throat will taste like blood and i dunwant to make it worse so what can i do to fix my soar throat?

Askk your mom to write you a knote and breath thru your nose!
♥ Michelle

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There's this kid named Brian, whos liked me since 2nd grade, and I've liked him since 5th grade. We're now in nineth grade. (freshmens) and There's this huge dance in April called Freshmen dance. He asked me to go with him, and I said yes, but he heard from my best friend Charles, that I was going with him, Of which I'm not. So Brian went and asked this 8th grader to the dance, and he PROMISED he'd take her. So now he's saying he'll break it off with her so he can go with me. I really don't know what to say. I'll feel bad for the 8th grader, but I really don't know. Should I stop him from breaking it off with the 8th grader? Or should I let him? Please help. Sry its so long!

Aww, hey! Well, let him decide, tell him i want you to go with your heart and plus it is the 9th grade dance!!! Ask his who he wants to go with the most and to just go with whawt he feels. But if yuo really want to go with him just tell him to break it off!
♥ Michelle

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My lip is bleeding really bad from being chapped. Is there a way I can stop it? It's a reddish black and I'm about to go to school so it's going to look weird. Any tips?

Vasaline, Chapstick!
♥ Michelle

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Has anyone ever humped their dog?

No, sorry!
♥ Michelle

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Ok so I've been best friends with this guy now for about 2 1/2 years.. We usually tell each other everything so when I had a crush on him about a year ago I told him.. he didn't like me that way..
Fast forward: He currently likes a few girls, all of whom think he's sweet but not "boyfriend material" and are my friends. This kinda hurts cause I thought I was over him but obviously not. He thinks no girl will ever like him, blah blah, and I want to let him know I do, but I'm afraid of rejection again.. what should I do? Should I tell him or just keep being a friend?
sorry this was so long..

Aww, TELL HIM!
♥ Michelle

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okay i believe in god but i guess i doubt it somtimes, i get scared of "what if there isnt one" and is there a heaven :/ i think i should go to church to build up more faith but then again i dont get how that could actually help... I really get upset over this, any suggestions?

Just be a good person, try not to think of it if you do then think of somthing else! I wouldnt kno if there is a heaven cuz i am not dead, but i am a strong jew and belive that their is a g-d
♥ Michelle

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Ok well Ive had this good friend for awhile (not too long) and before everything was fine... But she has been getting on my nerves like crazy for the past months. I'm having this party with only girls and it should be really fun.. but I dont want her to come.. I'm afriad she's going to find out and feel hurt. All i want is someway for her to get plans so she wont be able to come! But i know that I cant set that up! I need advice and not something like "tell her how you feel" BECAUSE THATS NOT AN OPTION

Honestly, have a party and dont invite her, see what happens!
♥ Michelle

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ok with every guy ive dating they have been touchy and lovey and stuff but this one guy now is just so shy and wont open up how do i get him to and be touchy and huggy and affectionate?

Have you talked to him about it? Maybe he needs to be more comfprtable around you!
&heats; Michelle

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theres this kid who keeps on saying sup' dog to me and when i dont answer him he sayes a name so evil i cant repeat it even on the computor. this has become a problem because now my friends call me that sometimes.

Tell them to stop!
♥ Michelle

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well there's this girl @ my school, let's call he kristin**, and kristin has turned into a total bitch over the last few weeks. we used to be friends and then she started talking about me behind my bak one day & i didn't even do anything to her! can someone help me! thanx!!!

Tell her. Talk to her! Let it out!
♥ Michelle

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what do girls look for in guys. It doesnt really help me because im a guy looking for what qulities like only girls answer please

It depends on the girl. Some like personality, while others like looks, witch i find stupid. Others like charm, if they are popular, rich. But what i like in a guy is someone who is understandable and nice, yet funny!
♥ Michelle

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okay i have HORRIBLE mensrtual cramps and i got my period just last night and i ended up going to the emergancy room because of the pain, i threw up and everything. i got home and i felt better and i took a nap but i woke up in pain again ive already takin every medicine that i can...please help :( how do i get rid of the EXCRUSIATING cramps?!?!?

I saw a commercial for Midol, but i have never tried it. Lol. Maybe you can ask your doctor about it, and you can use Midol!
♥ Michelle

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I said yes to this guy when he asked me out. I felt bad for him that is y i said yes. My best friend sadi he would like litterly cry if i said no. So what the heck i said yes. I don't like him and i like someone else but we r going out. Is it okay to like someone else but go out w/ someone that u don't like more than a friend??
signed,
lost lovr

Honestly, I want to tell you somthing, going out with someone you dont like hurts them more than saying yes. So can you break up with him? You are going to have to do it eventually. Also, to answer your question, it is okay to like someone other than the person you are going out with!
♥ Michelle

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okay for you older high school students...i`m a freshman in H.S. and i was wondering do you think when you do your eyeshadow you should just find one really good color like a certain shade of bronze that looks really good, or should you wear eyeshadow that matches your clothes?

What goes with your eyes!
♥ Michelle

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I dont know how to explain this but in the left top corner of my computer screen it like.. idk it fades like the color i have a blue background and it fades to a purple it just happaned today and its happaned before and went away when i restarted but not today so whats the deal? how do i fix this?

-stupid

Does it have a magnet near it?
♥ Michelle

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I know this sounds totally gross but since I'm from Sicily Italy and i have really dark brown hair. There is almost black hair on my arms and I dont like to wear t-shirts cuz it shows off my arms and im afraid someone might say something. What can I do?

Its normal to have dark hair on you arm!
♥ Michelle

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