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Talk very loud, but make sure its clear. I am a actress who's been taking acting or 9 years now, so I have a lot of experience. Make sure that your pronunciation is very clear and that you put a lot of feeling into your monologue. Good luck, and tell me how it goes!!

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like is there anything to do by yourself to practice???

You can make out with the wall, or a poster. LOL.
But you don't need practice at all, it comes natural. && if you mess up, just laugh it off!

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I went to the doctor the other day, to see if i were a.d.d, and see about getting medicine. i had to pee in a cup and yaddyyaddyyah. im 13. i have giving head, thats it. well yeah thats alot for a 13 year old. anyways. onetime i was maturbating and my dog came, and started licking, it kind of felt pretty nice. so i let him for a litttle while. gross i know. well the doctor called and said she wants to talk, saturday. i know probly something about my a.d.d. but could something come out in the pee resaults?

im worring myself sick and i know what i did was gross and wrong. i regret it.

No.
It's not any of her busniess first of all.
Second of all your dog has NO contact with your pee.
Shes just gonna discuss about your disorder and if you have it or not.

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so im pretty fair skinned i guess and im blonde with blue eyes.. i love the smokey eye look but whenever i try to do it i always end up looking really scary.. but i see alot of fair skinned blonde people [especially preppier people] that wear very dark eye make up and it looks amazing. how can i achieve this?

ex:: kinda like hers:: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=27198263&albumID=0&imageID=8452886

thankz

Just to let you know, that eyeliner is way way WAY to thick. Go to the drugstore and ask them about putting thick eyeliner on, but not TOO thick. Use black mascara too. Don't go that thick. She looks scary, and so would you.

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I recently bought a puppy, a male teacup yorkshire terrier. What are some good names. He's dark brownish/black with alittle cream and white on his face. and he only weighs 1 pound if that helps.

Heres a list of dog names, along with their meanings.

http://www.dogs4sale.com.au/Dog_Names.htm
http://www.thepamperedpup.com/puppy.asp?AlVal=X

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My mom's calling me fat and I`m 5'8 and I`m 134. is that bad? =[ it gets me down. please help. I didn't think i was that bad.

You're not fat. Your BMI is only 20, which is a perfect score. Ignore her, don't listen to her. Shes probably just joking. Talk to her about it.

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whats a pinworm?

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dpd/parasites/pinworm/factsht_pinworm.htm

That should help you out.

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Can someone list some colleges in San Francisco? Thanks!

This site will definitely answer your questions. Google the colleges if you are interested in any of them, to get more info on each of them.

http://www.uscollegesearch.org/san-francisco-california-colleges.html

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Hey there.

For spring track, I am doing pole vaulting. This is my first year, so I'm not very good at it.

The thing is we keep having different people tell us what to do, and they all tell us different things.

Does anyone here know any good tips and tricks to be really good at pole vaulting, because I don't really want to be dead weight on the team, I want to be good.

My friend does pole vaulting, and she used this site to give her some tips and it helped her a lot!

http://trackandfield.lifetips.com/cat/62125/pole-vault-tips/index.html

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Alright so over the summer I had a great time hanging with my mates and just generally having fun,but I got kind of reclusive out of nowhere.I haven't talked or spent quality time with anyone in months but I have the urge to become social again.I think it's the change of weather,but anyway...I miss having fun.It's just weird to get back in touch with people and everything after such a while,so what can I do to adjust,open up,and start talking again?

All you have to do is be yourself. Start calling people, making plans, and get back together with your old friends. Meet new people.

Becoming social isn't hard, sometimes you don't even have to try. Be the way you were during the summer, and people will want to hang out with you.

Good luck

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I am17 years old and 7 months ago my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I got pregnant and he left me, now I am pregnant with triplets. My mom says that I shouldnt give them away. I'm not sure what to do.

I agree with everyone else. You're 17, you had sex, and now you have to accept the consequences for what you did. If you weren't ready, then you shouldn't have had sex. I'm sorry that this happened, but the way to not get pregnant, is to NOT have sex. In 20 years, you're going to regret giving the babies away. Please just don't get an abortion.
If your mom is telling you to keep them, she is willing to help, and you should definitely take this offer. Moms usually know best.

Good luck

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I used to a really gross face with acne all over and now it is clearing up and i have HUGE pores. Is there a good clenser that will make my pores smaller but keep my face clear at the same time?
Thanx:)

I agree with the person under me. Biore works really really well. It shrinks your pores like crazy. You can read more about it at their website, which is

http://www.biore.com/usa/index.asp?fp=1

Its made or just your pores.
Its about 5 dollars I think at walgreens, CVS, walmart, kmart, or any local drugstore.
It works great, and you'll like it. Good luck

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Well my mom did some thing REALLY REALLY stupid she said when ever my cusin gets things pierced I can get them at that age she hers, and my cusin
got her belly button pierced at 13 and I just turned 13 a little bit ago so do you think I'll look like a little s*** but I really really wanna get it pierced and most of my friends have it done so i think I wanna get it

If you say all your friends have it done, and you think you'll look like a slut, aren't you calling everyone else a slut?

It will look great in a bikini, but don't do it because other people do. Do it because you think you want to, and you think you're ready.

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does anyone know what disney movie this song is from ? i googled but couldnt find anything. thanks lots.

I think you answerd your own qurstion in the headline. Lmao.
Heres the lyrics. Lie is the road, from Anastasia.

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/disney6472/anastasialifeistheroad246504.html

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hey yall im 16 yrs old im 5 foot 6 inches and im only 95 lbs and its all from a very high metabolism whixh is goood but i get a lot of coments about lookin a lil sick sometimes !! is there a safe way to gain weight ? but not get fatty lookin just decent?

I have a guy friend who is exactly like you, hes only 5 foot and like 70 pounds. He eats like a truck driver. :D But he has a really really really fast metabolism, just like you.
Theres not much you can do because of your metabolism. All you can really do is eat healthy. Ask a doctor what you can do. Thats all I can suggest.

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what are some cool effects that i can do on powerpoint? like, i volunteered to do this thing with the students' baby pictures, and put it in a powerpoint, and i would love it if it'll look cool and has music and stuff. anything that might make the powerpoint better is appreciated!

Good stuff there. I use all those links when I do powerpoints for school.

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sorry if this is long but i really need advice ok i live with my dad, and i need to get bras, i need/want a cupped bra, but
1. i don't know wat size i am and i dont know how to figure it out.
2. and i dont know which 1 would be right for me
i would like to have 1 regular sports bra, 1 regular cupped bra, and 1 sports bra that is sorta cupped. how many bras do you think i should need? how do i get those bras with my dad?
as much advice as possible plz help me!! but i can only go to walmart and target. i also won't ask someone who works there!
thx

Finding out your bra size is simple. But since its your first time, don't worry too much about the size. This site will tell you how.

http://www.afraidtoask.com/breast/breastmeasuringcup.html

Have your friend's mom take you. Explain how you aren't comfortable going with your dad. However, have your dad let you go shop for bras for 30 minutes, give u money, and have him meet you somewhere when you're done? Remember, your dads gonna have to understand, since you live with him. About periods, bras, and just about being a women!

Also try walmart, target, kmart, kohls. Places like those have a nice variety, for a cheap price.

Inbox me if you need anything esle!

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ok my thighs are kinda fat when im standing but when i sit down they get like elephanormous!! they are huge!! my question is how can i get them smaller or skinnier please help me i wanna be a cheerleader next year and it isnt cute wearing a tiny skirt with fat thighs nad how do u get rid of love handles caz that also isnt cute with a tiny shirt!
please help and thanx in advance

I think this website will tell you alot.

http://www.foodanddiet.com/NewFiles/thighs.html

Also and about love handles. This site here will give you a workout, which I do every day. My stomach fat is disappearing like melting ice. Its great. Use it.

http://www.military.com/NewContent/0,13190,Smith_051904,00.html

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whats a good way to get the dirt out under your nails?

Soak your hands in warm soapy water for 10 minutes. Then take a toothpick and get the dirt out :)

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