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Hi!! I am courtney and I am 13... i am here to give you advice that i hope will help you! remember that no question is too stupid and you wont be made fun of.... because i dont know who you are... *wOw* lol

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ok well theres this guy in my history class and lately we have been closer. "Josh" has even told me that he liked me, but everytime i flirt with him ppl ask "are u 2 going out?" and hes always like, "NO!!!!" i dont get whay he would tell me that he liked me and know that i like him but not do a single thing about it. Does anyone have any advice on how i can approach the situation?
Anything is great!

Many guys are like that -- they know you like them and they like you. but they dont do anything about it. im thinking you two should spend some more time together. actually get to know each other like just act like 2 really close friends. than he may get to like you more and eventually ask you out.

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I'm a 15 year old female. I really like this one boy, but the thing is he's always teasing me or hitting me. Sometimes it's actually funny and we play around but other times it really hurts physically & emotionally. Very little of the time he'll come up to me and start a normal conversation, flirt, etc. I have a strong feeling he likes me the way I like him. I know that if he told anyone, his immature friends would start on him. He wouldn't straight out tell me either because he's shy about that kind of stuff. What could I do to make him realize that if he makes a move, I'll go along with it?

why dont you tell him that you like him? than he may not be as nervous telling you that he also likes you back. because im sure one of the only reasons he has not come right out and told you that he has feelings for you is beacause he is scared you will reject him and not feel the same way back. but if he KNOWS you already like him he may be less nervous. If he keeps on hitting you or teasing you. ask him to please stop. just be like you really hurt when you hit me. can you please please stop? or something. if he cares about you than he will stop.

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Hey guys-

I have mozilla firefox and i want to delete my google history (like when u go to the search box and a list of past searches come up) please help me!

are you looking at porn that you dont want your parents to see?

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I am so tired of people writing "liek dis" Spell correctly so that you can actually get some advice! I don't even know how those questions even appear on the site if it's not even understandable...Does anyone agree with me or am I just illiterate?

shut the fuck up no one cared how the fuck i write go get a life and stop asiking dumbass quiestiongs ill write howeva the fuck i want to :-D

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A friend of mine likes my boyfriend. But she is going out with his best friend(we can call him Lee) She says she loves Lee but then tells other people she Loves my boyfriend and just likes Lee.. shes ubsessed with my boyfriend and flirts with him constantly in front of me.. how do i make her realize shes dating Lee not my boyfriend

tell the bitch to get off your man than beat her ass/.

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How do you make a nice healthy sorbet using a fruit smoothie or juice? Thanks.

your mother in a blender.

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okay theres this girl named alex.. she's the "popular miss" at my school...all of the guys like her...all of the girls like her. shes so incredibly mean she has gone after every single one of my ex and even current boyfriends...we used to be best friends...way back when..she was nice...i feel locked down like i have to be her friend and i'm afraid to tell her how i feel....she's not the kind to really take bull shit from other people..she's slapped me across the face before and i'm 100% sure she wont hesitate to do it again...she's pretty much a bitch...me and my friend brooke used to be pretty close with a girl named kaylen(kk) ..the other night kk had a party..she invited alex .. for some reason alex thought she needed more attention than what she was getting i mean you should have seen what she wore..she looked ridiculous tanktop tight jeans thong hangin out and high heals yea you get the picture .. so anyways her and kaylen started makin out.. now there good friends and kaylen cuts herself. i don't like what she does to herslef and my friends but i just can't get myself to stick up for them .. i'm not that kinda person.. but nobody else will say anything what should i do
please please help me

i say you make out with this alex girl. you guys can be lesbian buddies. than you can feel superior to all the jealous hoez.

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I just got braces a week ago and after I came home, I noticed these tiny tiny black spots on my teeth...I tried brushing it off, but they won't come off...Now it's a week later and they're still here..It's not really noticeable unless you look closely but I notice them. Can anyone help? I rate. Thanks

well if no one notices them? than no one really cares. except you.

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It's my new roommates birthday tomorrow. She's going to turn 23, and she's been living with us for the past 2 months. She rents out a room in our house and goes to school in San Francisco. My mother, her and I have become really close and it feels like she's just like a sister to me now. We are going out to dinner tomorrow for her birthday because she has no family that lives around here. I have no idea what an appropriate gift could be to get her. I was thinking maybe I could make her a simple card or something. Any ideas? Thanks!

no ideas.

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Is there anyway to block certain users from giving me advice to my questions? This has been a problem for me because a few people keep on giving me really bad advice and i am wasting my time reading it.

you have no life. so it is not a waste of time bitch

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What is a "body wave" in your hair? Is this a perm or is there a way you can get this by using styling products or whatever?

fuckyounigger

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f/14
I like this guy and we are already friends. I don't have many classes with him but I sit right behind him in the one class we do have. He always turns aroud at me and tries to make me laugh. I told one of my friends who hasn't told anyone. He's really cute but i don't want to tell him. It might ruin our friendship and i don't want anything like that to happen. I just really like him. Help, i'll rate low if you tell me to tell him because that won't get me anywhere

tell him you want to bang him.

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does anyone know where a teenage girl, i know with acting you have to put a lot of time into it but, where i can do acting or audition for stuff in the NYC/NJ area? i've had no professional experience but i'm good

Julliardddd

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this is gonna seem like no big deal, but here's the thing: i think i'm ugly. i never really thought of it that much until i got to middle school...i looked at how much weight i need to lose... how ugly my eyebrows are...how my braces make my smile look like crap (actually, they don't let me smile right). the thing is that my friends say "how can you say you're ugly? i think you're pretty! not drop-ead googeous, but sooooooooo NOT ugly!" i know that girls are like that a lot, that we all look in the mirror and don't look at how pretty we are but how we need to fix hte bad stuff, but i need help on that. i don't see myself as the kind of girl a guy would like, or even how my guy friends can stand having a friend like me. i just always wonder what guys think when they see me... any way, my question is how do i see myself prettier? this may not seem like a problem, but i need to feel better to look better, but for that i need to be able to see myself better. i wanna know how my friends can see me as pretty. please don't tell me to focus on my personality because i don' see a personality when i look in a mirror. thanks to everyone just even if you don't answer it but for at least reading this huge thing!!! thanks!

im thinking plastic surgerey is definitly an option for ugly ppl like you.. i dont know what you look like, thank the lord. but im sure, you are not THAT ugly. you are uglier than that ugly. you are only ugly if YOU say uyou are ugly. and you sed you were ugly. so i guess you are. bictttccchh

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(sry,didn't know where to put this)
I got my period on halloween. I am the first of my friends to have gotten it. I know that it probably won't come back for a while, but it has already been just under 6 months. I have all the symptoms(irritablity, discharge, cramping) but I have been feeling like this for a week and it hasn't come. Any advice or help? I'll rate high!
~?

you a bloody lil bitch damn motha fucka

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I'm trying to defragment my c drive, but it says some file is corrupted, and will not let me continue. I also got a pop up message about a chdish utility i need to run... any help?

fuck you

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i have a 250 word essay to write about how to survive my teenage years. i have no idea how i am going to do that. what am i supposed to write about? does anybody have any ideas? any comments and ideas are welcome.

this essay is due 4/19/05.

~~Chelsey~~

yo survive your teenage years by -- getting stoned and fucking complete strangers :-D sounds fun i know

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In english class we're doing a project and we have to read it outloud. Last time when i was reading something outloud evry1 lauged at me! (Darn my squeeky voice) Anyways, i dunt want 2 read mine outloud! What should i do??

squeakkyyy mouseee

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hey there. im thinking about using proactive for my zits. the ones i usually get are either small painful ones, and these huge, cystic ones. they scar, and i have so many scars on my face from acne..and i was wondering if proactive works for both the little ones and the big lump ones that are really painful and beneath the skin, does anyone know what i mean? well if anyone has any personal experiences with the zits im talking about, and/or proactive, please help me!! im just wondering if proactive is right for my kind of skin? thank you!!

mmk pimple freak, god wanted those pimple to be there he wanted you to be ugly and scar your face from lumps so dont try to take away the thing god gave you...he wanted you to be ugly..then just be ugly and be proud...my brother uses that junk it works inda i guess you can say i mean his face is clearer then it was...but he still ugly haha

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I am an artist and was asked to pain a picture of Corona beer. Is it legal for me to paint brand names without infringing on copyright/trademark, etc?

fuck yes bitch // stupid ass mutha fucka

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