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Ok, so my good friend has this HUGEEEEE crush on this boy, and she's had it ever since they met, which was pre school, (we're in middle school now). And just a couple months ago we were all hanging out when BOOM! I started to have a crush on him, too. No way am I telling my friend, she would never talk to me and literally kill me. Please help me! Please give me answers as to what I should do! What if he asks me out?!!?!?!?! HELP! (link)
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If your friendship is important to you, there are some steps you need to take.
#1 Consider why you like this guy. I have seen it time and time again that somebody goes after their friend's crush because they are jealous of people being interested in their friend, jealous of their friend spending time with their crush instead of them, jealous of their friend getting male attention, etc. If you are attracted to him because you think he "wants you more" or something to that effect, don't go for him. If this is all about proving to yourself that you are desirable, it's not worth risking a friendship over. Get your ego in check and stop talking to her crush.
#2 If you decide it is not about being the one he likes "more", but instead that it is because he is the guy you are closest to at this time, the guy you feel most comfortable around etc. then it seems fair that you would want to explore where this could go. Be honest and tell your friend what is on your mind. If this is really about him and not about you being the one that he "prefers" then you have nothing to hide.
#3 Soothe your friend. Your friend will probably be angry when you tell her. And, she probably has a right to be angry because you know how long she has liked him and this may make her feel like you are not a good friend. You need to accept her feelings if she is angry. Don't argue with her or tell her she should feel differently. Everyone is entitled to their feelings.
#4 Tell her that your friendship means a lot to you and that you would like to stay friends through this. Also, in order to be fair you need to tell her that if he asks her out, you will be fine with her saying yes as well.
#5 Come to an agreement that once he asks one of you out, the other one will stop talking to him completely. It's one thing to fight over a crush, but it's quite another to be fighting over a boyfriend. If this really is about developing a relationship with him, you won't want him hanging around her when you two start dating. It will also be less painful for her that way. And vice versa; if he picks her, you won't want to be around for that. (And if you still do want to be around him if he picks her, that shows it's more about wanting to be "preferred" rather than about the actual relationship).
#6 Come to the agreement that you won't aggressively go after him in front of each other. Again, if this isn't a competition, why rub each other's faces in this?
If these steps don't make sense, it's likely because this is actually about your own ego and wanting to be more likeable than your friend as opposed to wanting to develop a relationship without hurting your friend.
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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I dont see the other side of the world anymore. I only see the negative or bad side. I can see all the lies people told me its like seeing through them but you only see the negative. And the environment around me I feel like it was all a lie.
I dont know the truth anymore. I feel like that this world deserves to end with its society and all the lies.
What am i gonna do? (link)
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The bad side of life is certainly real. The world can be a terrible place. And it is full of lies. Take mirrors for instance. Due to defection, refaction, conflection and infliction, mirrors always make you look larger in the wrong places. (An important scientist at a big university in a famous place discovered this.) And cameras lie too, because of all kinds of strange optical things and complicated gizmos that break and give you the wrong shortstop or spoil the focus-pocus, and little hairs that get stuck inside and goo on the film.
That being said, sometimes life is pretty wonderful! Just like no one can deny that life can be awful, it is important to recognize that there are good parts to life as well. Depression tries to hide that good side, but I promise you, it is there.
Try teating some chocolate to temporarily boost your mood. That always works for moi. Just remember: never eat more than you can lift.
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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NOT on Real-wishes.com just so you know.
But I first wished for it on the night of the meteor shower. I saw a couple meteors, but for over ten minutes, I didn't see anymore. So I started to think about my wish and suddenly a beautiful light from a meteor went by and I wished for the wish. Ever since then I have a dream about this wish each night. But I can barely remember seeing it, but still know it was there.
I'm a very depressed person and very anxious too. But whenever I do my affirmations about this wish and think about it, I feel like the happiest person in the world.
I'm SO VERY certain about this wish. I have so much faith in it, and I just KNOW it's going to happen to me. I truly believe in it.
What else can I do to help this wish come true? Please be serious, because this wish will literally save my life. (link)
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Wishes are nice. If thinking about that wish makes you happy, go for it!
Maybe surround yourself with pictures of meteors if you find them uplifting. Decorate your room, computer background, desk, etc. with pictures of meteors if you find they are a positive sign of your wish.
Thinking positively is the best way to make a wish come true! Take it from moi, I once wished that I could be Cinderella so that I could be admired for my beauty. I did not become Cinderella, of course, but I am admired for my beauty every day! If my wish came true, yours can too!
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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Hello,
So I met a guy at my internship that i got for the summer and we really hit it off. We have been hanging out a lot and becae really good friends. We have started having sex but nothing about our relationship status has been declared.
In a couple weeks we are both moving back home, which is about 6.5 hours away from each other. I really like him and would like to make it work so that if we were to start dating we could stay together and see each other as much as possible.
Before a couple days ago he hasn't really said much about going home but the other day he brought up how close we are to the end of summer, i asked if he was happy to be going home and he said will be sad he doesn't get to see me. Some of his friends have came up and visited them and he took me to meet them and introduced me.
I'm not really sure where his heads at and I really dont want to say anything about our situation until we leave because if the conversation goes badly I still will have to see him at work everyday until the end of summer.
So do you guys think that I should wait for him to bring it up? Do you think he'll even bring it up at all? Or should I bring it up? and if yes, what should I say to him?
Thank you in advance
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You go through the entire summer with this casual sexual relationship, and now that he is leaving town you want to surprise him by asking him for commitment as he is leaving? This sounds badly thought out.
Having sex before a relationship is declared when you are looking for a relationship is a fail. It sends the message that you are a casual person who does not care to work on the emotional side of a relationship.
Don't get me wrong, I understand how your thought process probably went. You probably started out feeling pretty casual towards him and then feelings developed which you did not expect. I get it.
BUT DO NOT EVER PUT YOURSELF IN THIS SITUATION AGAIN.
If there is even a slight chance that you will want a relationship with someone, you should solidify the relationship before having sex, otherwise you are creating problems for yourself.
Before you have had sex, the frog in question will be putting effort in to get your attention. This is the time to start dating: when the frog is trying to impress you.
When you do it in the reverse order and have sex first, it will always be an uphill battle to develop a relationship because the frog will have already achieved his goal with you and will be less motivated to put emotional effort in.
t's one of men and frogdom's all-time idiotic offenses. You give him the pleasure of your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return he does not bother to commit to anything unless it is spelled out for him.
As of right now, having sex outside of a relationship has sent the message that he can have physical access to your body without any commitment. You have made sex too easy, so he won't be motivated to ask you out. This is why you have to be the one to bring up dating. He will not bring it up because you have already slept with him.
Learn from the situation you are in. Do not put yourself in this awkward situation ever again.
All of that said, I'm sure this frog does have genuine feelings for you. It sounds as though you two have connected and shared a nice summer together.
This is why this conversation absolutely cannot wait until the end of the summer when you both go your separate ways. You have been sending him the false message that you are okay with sleeping with him without a commitment. This needs to be corrected immediately. He deserves to know what is on your mind. Moreover, you deserve a friendship with him that is open and honest, whether that turns into a dating relationship or not. Don't cheat yourself the opportunity to ask for what you need just because you are afraid of rejection.
The next thing to discuss is how to bring it up. I suggest you bring it up by refusing to have sex with him the next time he tries to be intimate with you. When he asks why you don't want to have sex anymore, tell him you do not want to have sex with him anymore unless it is within the context of a relationship because you really like him and want to take your friendship to the next level.
If you do this, it will communicate to him that sex needs to come with a relationship for you. He will likely make the emotional effort if you demonstrate that it is something you need.
If you do follow my advice, I am virtually certain he will agree to date. If he says no, it would probably be because he doesn't want to do long distance; I can't picture him rejecting you personally considering what you have written.
WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: The best defense is a good offense, which means that you must never give up trying to make him commit. Remember: Never stop being offensive.
Good luck, and tell moi how it goes,
Miss Piggy
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This question is slightly more complicated than you might think it is by looking at its title.
My friends go out every night. They play cops and robbers first and then go to the pool to play truth or dare. Honestly, I don't mind the cops and robbers part; I even like it. But the truth or dare part is what I'm at discomfort with. They come to my house every night and ask me to go with them to play and to this day, I've managed to play cops and robbers but leave when they start playing truth or dare, saying it's past my curfew when it really isnt. NOw that we've grown a little ollder, they know that I don't have a curfew that early and will want me to come play truth or dare with them. Also, since we are older, they are starting to make the truths and the dares more challenging such as kissing someone or making out with them or anything of that sort. I have never kissed someone and don't intend to kiss any of those friends anytime soon but backing out of a dare would make me seem like a coward and my friends would start excluding me if I did that. Before you start giving me advice, I want you to know that I have already ruled out a couple of options.
1. Saying "no" to them directly. This would make me seem like cowardly and theyre not REALLY good friends of mine so after a while they would completely kick me out of the group.
2. To make up an excuse every time I go. Believe me, I've tried this and after a while they have started getting suspicious.
3.To explain to them that I am not comfortable with Truth or Dare. As I said earlier, they're not really good friends of mine so they would probably make fun of me or something like that.
I know from the above you will tell me that I probably shouldn't be friends with them but they're the only people here (I'm at my cottage) and I really don't want to spend two months playing cards with my grandparents.
I'm sorry this was long and complex but I really need some help. I am sorry if I left some things out so feel free to ask me to give you more information you will need to help me out. Thank you so much!
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You could say you find truth or day boring because they play it every day. You could tell them you want to come up with new things to do because truth or dare is getting old.
That being said, I think you should ditch this group. They sound immature. Why don't you go swimming or tan or read instead?
Or bake brownies. Who doesn't love brownies? Just remember: never eat more than you can lift!
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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I really cannot understand myself, and why I keep doing things I regret.
I am in relationship with an amazing man, and I am ready to commit for life...
really, he is amazing and we are really great together.
And I just cant understand why when on occasion I go out to clubs without him, I tend to just go with what others are doing.. and I end up doing things that I know my boyfriend wouldnt like and I am so ashamed of it.
(Ive never really properly cheated,
but Ive let guys hold me and stuff and I dont think its ok, so maybe it does count as cheating??)
I am bad at saying no, not because I want anyone else or really want to do these things..
but more because I'm not quite sure at the time if it is ok or not.
And Im stupid and oblivious.. I tend to trust
others when I shouldnt.
I really want to be someone my man can trust, and who I can trust. I never want to let him down.
I am disgusted with myself for my lack of backbone and assertiveness,
and I really wish none of this has ever happened. And every time it does, I feel terrible :(
Can someone tell me whats wrong with me?? And how I can fix it?? (link)
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The clubbing scene isn't very supportive of relationships. The whole concept is that strangers drink, dance and get close. Not exactly the best place for a person in a committed relationship to be. Oh and don't even get me started on the fact that it is somehow considered socially acceptable for guys to approach girls at clubs and EXPECT dancing, grinding, etc. Saying no is considered socially awkward. Saying no anyway takes a lot of effort.
That being said, cut yourself some slack. If you go out clubbing alone and dance with other people, your boyfriend probably does too. Maybe try having an honest conversation about this and see how the two of you feel. Maybe it will make more sense for the two of you to stop going clubbing separately, or maybe you can meet up after times that you do go clubbing separately to talk and re-connect so that you know that whatever happens at the club is not as important as what happens at home with each other.
For me, when I go out clubbing, I karate chop any frog that comes within 10 meters of me and any pig that comes with 100 meters of my Kermie. So that's my other piece of advice: take up karate.
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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I want to drink more water because I get dehydrated but I don't want to drink it at school because it always makes me pee and I HATE using public bathrooms. So how do I get enough water for the day without having to pee at school? (link)
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Short answer: you don't.
Long answer: Drinking water tends to produce urine. As gross as it is to use a public sty, it needs to be done. Holding your urine can cause serious damage to your bladder. But, don't let that stop you from drinking water! Water is the heart of all life.
Let moi tell toi an inspiring story: I met my true love while drinking water. It's true! One day at the water cooler, we found ourselves face to face. He looked into my eyes and softly said, Miss, you're standing on my flipper... And the rest is history.
So, long answer short, drink water and use the sty and don't let anyone stand in your way!
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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I dont want to study Engineering so my parents r not agreeing
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Let moi tell you a story. When I was a piglet, my father chased after other sows, and my mother had so many piglets she never found time to develop her mind. As for moi? I would die before I lived like that, so I ran away to another city and followed my dreams. You can too.
Besides, you make a lot of moolah doing engineering. Go for it! Follow your dreams! You are grown up now, your parents can't hold you back anymore. Your future is up to you!
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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Wht doesn't my dad care about me anymore (link)
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I cannot say why with 100% certainty why your dad doesn't care about you anymore because I do not know him. All that I can say is that you are not alone. Some parents just don't care about their kids. It's sad, but true. Often this happens because the parent has something going on in their own lives. They are focused on themselves and do not bother treating their children properly.
Most likely this is what is happening to you. Just understand that none of this is your fault. Your dad probably has his own personal issues he is dealing with.
Your dad may come around and start treating you well in time. But if he doesn't come around, good riddance. You deserve people to treat you well, regardless of their own personal issues.
For now, here is what you can do. Approach your dad and say: I feel like you don't care about me anymore. I miss how things used to be between us. I don't like how things are now. I need us to work on our relationship.
After you say this, your dad might apologize and agree to try harder. If he does, that is good. But, you need to keep letting him know how you are feeling so that he continues to improve.
On the other hand, after you say this your dad might not agree to change. Accept this. He's not a very good dad if he says that.
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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I am a 25 year old female and I visit my aunt every weekend but my cousin who is a 19 year old male just recently moved in with my aunt and he is constanty making rude remarks about me and putting me down verbally . I will explain how he does this .I got on tgr scale one day because I have been trying to lose weight for some time now . I am proud to say that I was 202 pounds in may of last year and yesterday I got on the scale and now I am 172 pounds so i lost 30 pounds since may of last year but my cousin was standing over me and said that there is know way that you could have lost all that weight that fast as much as you eat the scale has to be way off. He tagged me in a post on fb of a picture of a huge sandwich and it said who could eat this? When people take pictures of me with their phones he makes comments like you might not want to do that she will break your phone because she is so ugly . On Saturday we were both suppose to br watching my other cousin who I 23 but he has autism and my cousin who has autism mom bought him a 42 inch flat screen tv for Christmas so my cousin who was suppose to be helpiny me watch my cousin with autidm asked him if hr could watch tv but after 2 hours he wanted to watch a Barney movie and he told him he had to wait another hour and I told him he needed to let him watch his movie because it was his tv and he had it for 2 hours already snf told me he'd just have to be upset because he was in the middle of a show and he could watch iy after him so the cousin that I we were watching got in front of the tv to put in a movie and my 19 year old cousin told him to move because he was trying to watch tv . My cousin with autism wanted me to get his charger for his phone so I was to gey from next door and my 19 year old cousin daid je dosnt need it he can just be upset but I went and got it anyway . My 19 year old cousin also creeps me out he came into my room without while I was getting dressed . I just don't know what to do help. (link)
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If your cousin puts you down (in person or on facebook), say the following:
"I feel hurt when you make those comments. I feel as though they are disrespectful. I feel sad that my own cousin would talk that way to me. I need you to stop making comments about my weight."
Then say what he says. He will say one of three things: #1 He will apologize and agree not to do it again #2 He will flat out refuse to respect you and continue being insulting or #3 He will try to pretend he was joking or change the subject.
If he responds with #1, then that's good and you have nothing to worry about. If he responds with #2, you need to cut him out of your life because he has no intention of respecting you. Cousin or not, you do not deserve to be verbally abused. If he responds with #3 say: I know you may have been joking, but even so: I feel hurt when you make those comments. I feel as though they are disrespectful. I feel sad that my own cousin would talk that way to me. I need to to stop making comments about my weight. Just keep repeating yourself until he answers with either #1 or #2.
Do this same process for if he walks in on you changing or if he is mean to your cousin with autism. For example:
"I feel creeped out when you walk in on me changing. I feel as though that is not appropriate.. I feel that cousins should not see one another naked. I need you to respect my privacy."
Then wait for answers #1, #2, #3 and respond accordingly.
This is a great communication strategy that I use in all awkward situations. It is great because it forces people to be either respect you or GTFO. The basic formula is: I feel+I feel+I feel+I need. Then wait for answers #1, #2 or #3.
If you have any other questions, feel free to let me know.
Oh and here is a video for you. Happy Holidays!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Miss+Piggy+Santa+Baby
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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I'm a female 20 yrs of age and I'm in a need of advice asap it goes like this so I have a guy in the group of male friends I have we've all been around each other for 5 yrs + I always had a major crush but this guy seemed shy and guarded well recently the guard seems 75% down, I think I messed up though we've already become intimate and I thought I wouldn't catch feelings but I am. My main question is how do I get him to want to be more serious with me I think there could be something more, he said tonight that he isn't ready to take it to another notch so soon ( as we've only really begun a flirty \intimate relationship he comes over to my house almost every night to see my roommate his guy best friend and we always end up flirting all night and sleeping together I wake up to him being all cuddly and sweet but I just don't know what I am doing here I'm lost and would love some advice please I really think this guy is something special for some reason I'm pretty stuck on it ...
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Plain and simple: tell him you don't want to do anything sexual and it will get serious. Guys are lazy. They like to get whatever they can sexually without putting any effort in. If you are available for him to fondle every night without any commitment, you are sending him the message that he doesn't have to put any emotional effort in. If you raise the bar, he will be forced to step up to the plate.
Tell him you are looking for something serious. Then, keep seeing him. But, refuse to do ANYTHING sexual beyond kissing until he steps up his game. If is important that you do not cave or he will just end up using you.
Be hard to get and he will work to get you.
Trust moi. Moi has a charm that is lethal to men.
Oh and here is some holiday cheer: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Miss+Piggy+Santa+Baby
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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I'm a 13 year old girl and this is my question. Okay, so there is this guy that I knew in grade 6. I liked him and surprisingly, he liked me back. So, we dated for 6 months, but even though I was little, immature and didn't know that much about relationships, I thought that I really liked him. That was the problem. I LIKED him, not LOVED him. When we texted, he would say "I love you" but I would reply as "I like you". I felt weird saying love, but it wasn't a omg-i-feel-so-embarrassed feeling. More of a awkward, unusual feeling. Later on, he moved schools and he couldn't come and see me any more. I slowly moved away and decided to break up. I actually gave it a lot of thought and that was my final decision. Now, this guy has a twin brother. Let's call him... Max. Now I talked to Max a LOT and I wasn't going to ruin our friendship just because I broke up with his brother. We skyped a lot, played games together online, etc. I felt annoyed when 'Max' didn't reply to my messages in a hour. When I checked my messages and it turned out to someone else that messaged me instead of Max, I'd get disappointed. This was the first time this happened to me and this didn't even happen when I was dating. I'm not sure if the feeling is LIKE as a friend, or LIKE as a boyfriend. I'm not sure about my feelings, let alone tell them to him. I don't know. Next year, I'm going to the same school as them too. He told me about his brother's first girlfriend and his ( turns out their girlfriends were both best friends ) when I was dating Max's brother. Was it to make me jealous? Does it mean I'm friendzoned because he is telling me because he is comfortable around me? Am I just being stupid? Was he showing off? I guess, when we both went to the same school, I made more physical contact with Max than my boyfriend. Some older kids would tell me that my boyfriend was jealous of Max. WHAT DO I DO???
Please help, I'm confused.
PS. An extra question, pretty important.
Do I have feelings(?) for him because he looks like my ex/his brother? (link)
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You like him. He probably likes you back.
As far as him talking about that other girl, I doubt he was trying to make you jealous. Guys don't tend to play those sorts of games. But, it is possible that he was trying to show off that people like him.
Let me give you another tip:the "friendzone" is not real. People who are friends often end up dating. Being friends first is one of the best ways to start a relationship.
When people say they have been "friendzoned" what they really mean is "I have been rejected and the person let me down easy by calling me their friend".
You are not stupid. You are thirteen. You have time to figure these things out. You are young. Take your time and enjoy the process of first loves.
Tell Max you have feelings for him.
Oh and about him looking like his brother: that probably does play a part in you liking him. That's not necessarily a bad thing, though. Just be aware of it.
Oh and Merry Christmas!
Here is a video for you:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Miss+Piggy+Santa+Baby
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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I thought it was an ignorant thing of the past, til movies like "Exodus" whitewashed ancient Egypt, but made black people the slaves, "Avatar: The Last Airbender" making a show about asian and native american type people into a movie with good white characters and south asian bad characters, etc. I can't believe it still happens. Are casting people blind, oblivious, or just racist? I can't believe Angelina Jolie even wants to make a movie on Cleopatra, and play Cleopatra. That's a huge insult to her adopted daughter, Zahara, who is closer to being Egyptian, as an Ethiopian, than European and slight Native American Angelina. Why does this nonsense still happen today? What is wrong with casting appropriately? It's like people portraying Jesus with blonde hair and blue eyes.. what's wrong with the reality that he likely looked more like the average middle eastern man, and not like a northern european? I'm not anti-white people or anything, I just hate historical inaccuracy. It benefits nobody. It's a shame the new Moses film took that route. I don't watch films for the actors. The film would sell if it's good, not just cause it has Mel Gibson, some English white guy. I thought people in the entertainment industry would know better by now, but sadly, i guess not. It's like.. they never learn. (link)
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Racism is alive and well. That being said, I think some racism is subconscious. People may not realize that they are casting white people for roles about people with colour. They might just be so used to seeing white people in films that they mindlessly repeat the same mistake. The word for this unconscious racism is prejudice. This is different from outright discrimination in which people intentionally are racist. Prejudice = unconscious first reactions that favour a particular group. Discrimination = Consciously choosing to favour a particular group. Even though prejudice is not badly intentioned the way that discrimination is, it still hurts people. People need to become mindful of their own unconscious prejudices so that things like this can stop happening.
Let me give you a tip. Google "Project Implicit". There you can take tests created by psychologists that measure your own unconscious prejudices. You seem to be a person who is interested in human rights. But, it may help you develop compassion for people who are unconsciously prejudiced if you realize that you too have unconscious prejudices of your own.
It's all about awareness. People need to realize that they have prejudices so that they can work to change them within themselves. Set an example. Learn about your own prejudices and educate others as well.
For example, I realized when I took the Project Implicit test that I have a preference for the elderly and overweight people. Who knew?
Oh, and when you are done looking up project implicit, watch one of my videos!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Miss+Piggy+Santa+Baby
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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i want to know whether i am wrong or right.i m 13 years old.i m female
a year before i met a guy on fb who was very friendly with me and was very flirty.he was 10 years elder than me. that time i was very innocent and didnot know anything about friendship and all that lot.i didnot used to add unknown people on fb butt as my frds had many frds so i also started adding unknown people. he was one of them.he used to msg me now and then so one day i replied him.i felt he is very nice.we use to chat whole in between he used to talk something non veg butt i ignored.a day came that i felt he is a very of my life i used to tell him all about my life. he also propose me and i accepted. butt after some time i realized that he was not serious he used to compare me with girls and was a mutual frd between me and my other frds who are more beautiful and intelligent than me. he used to degrade me hat i m mad i am everytime disturbing him but i was very attached with him that i ignored all these things. he used me physicall by asking my naked pics butt i was very folish to send him. i didnt saw anything behind him and he told my skul frds everything that happend and they all spread this in whole skul. (link)
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That man needs to go to jail. Call the police.
I am sorry to hear that you are going through such a rough time.
Here are some videos I made that might help you get your mind off things:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Miss+Piggy+Santa
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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In my life I have never been what you would call normal. I have social quirks: I don't like looking people in their eyes, I move awkwardly, I take things literally, I talk to myself when I'm alone, I'm overtly sensitive, I don't understand all of the norms well and I perceive things differently. I have my issues, I get angry and I have known to tell or break things and hurt people's feelings. These outbreaks happen once a year. I have been perceived as a monster or a villain. Personally, I'm not innocent but I'm Christian as well and I've worked hard to control myself and not give up. I haven't killed anyone or anything unless you count insects and spiders. I haven't done anything that's taboo or horrible to people but over years I have given up to be normal and be happy. After one incident , in which I was perceived as bizarre and different I have become depressed and hopeless. I have lost a lot of things. I want to meet a psychiatrist but I'm not wealthy and I want it private. Is there anyone who can give me advice (link)
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You need to see a psychologist or psychiatrist if you want a proper diagnosis. Even doctors are not qualified to diagnose mental illness. If you cannot afford a psychiatrist or psychologist, try a therapist/counsellor. There are some places that are pay what you can.
All people have both good and bad parts to them. Rather than labeling yourself as good, bad or insane, try accepting yourself as you are and getting the help you need.
Oh and listen to one of my fabulous songs to cheer yourself up!
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Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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That website is a lifesaver.
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I really like this boy. He seems to like me too. He approaches me most of the time. he always sits with me at lunch and he makes me feel special.i really suck at basketball and during gym he came over and helped me.and he was very close . He seems to find ways to be near me or touch me(not sexually just like a hug) The thing is I feel like He sees me as just a friend. He likes another girl but he doesn't talk to her anymore. He's also really unsympathetic towards everything. But we were talking and he could tell something was wrong and he actually felt bad, he was actually very comforting and I wanted to tell him how I felt so badly. so I'm just confused as to how he feels and what he wants. (link)
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Tell him how you feel. He will then let you know how he feels.
Believe Moi. Moi has a charm that is lethal to men.
And now, a holiday greeting from Moi:
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Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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14/f. There are 2 guys, A and B. I have liked guy A for a really long time and have a strong liking for him. I have only liked guy B for a short amount of time and I don't really like him that much. One of my friends told them both that I like them but she told A that I like B more. Now I don't know if A likes me because he thinks I like B more then him. I just want to date A because we would be so cute! I don't know what to do because I think B is going to ask me out and idk if I want to say yes because I don't want to give up on A. Please help!!!!! (link)
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Tell A you like him. Turn B down.
And here is a Merry Christmas greeting from Moi!
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Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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Okay... I'm a fourteen year old girl and I like a boy that's four years older than I am. We go to the same school, and share the same interests and friends. We all play Magic: The Gathering at lunch and are on academic team and nerd stuff. The guy, Daniel, and I text often. Like, every night. Usually while simultaneously playing Nethack. He makes me laugh and is really funny and smart and nice. Whenever I think of him, I always think of him smiling and joking. He's ridiculously polite and occasionally speaks in a manner that makes me wonder whether he's from the eighteenth century, and there's always depth to his comments. I see him sometimes looking at me when I'm talking to someone else, and he always invites me to sit with him whenever he's going to do something with someone else, and he and I walk to the library together often, and text together until midnight at the least because neither of us ever sleep at a reasonable time. Um... he lets me lean against him whenever I'm watching him play a game, but he seems to make a slightly bigger deal out of touching me than of touching anyone else. Do you think he likes me? What things would I look for to know if he does? (link)
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Where are you from? Depending on the part of the world you live in, a relationship between a fourteen year old and an eighteen year old may be illegal. He might like you, but if you are below the age of consent in your area and he is above the age of consent, steer clear of this guy. I know you might be thinking "Oh this relationship won't become sexual anyway", but trust me, you may change your mind about that in time if you do date him and fall in love. Don't put yourself in that position. Do your research and find out if that relationship is legal. If it is, I suggest telling him you are interested in him because he probably feels the same way back. If it isn't legal, keep away from him. You don't want to put yourself in danger or get him in trouble.
And now for some nice holiday fun:
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Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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I'm a 20 year old female and I still live with my parents. I work full time and am not currently in school. I decided a few months ago after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years that I wanted to get away and experience something new. I was planning on moving out of state to live with my aunt for a year as soon as I got a new car (which I did a few weeks ago). Now I'm freaking out and I'm nervous because I know no one or nothing about that area or that I won't be able to find a job, or that ill end up wanting to go back home after a month of being away from my family and friends or that I just won't like it.
Someone please tell me how to make this decision. (link)
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You should stay with your parents until you have enough money saved up to provide for you day-to-day needs for four months. That way you will have time to look for a job when you move in with your aunt. Alternatively, you could begin looking online for jobs in her area and move there once you have found one.
The money should really be your only concern. You are a 20 year old woman. You are not a child. You will be fine on your own.
Sure, you might miss your family and decide to move back, but there is no shame in that. Most young adults move out and then move back in with their parents a couple of times before becoming independent for good. This is completely normal.
One thing I do suggest is that when you do move, bring a little piece of home with you. Maybe a favourite stuffed animal from your childhood? Something to soothe your worried feelings.
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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