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I really like this boy and he says that he really likes me, however he has a girlfriend and doesn't want to hurt her by dumping her. He is always with me and he tells me that he cares and wants to be with me, but I don't want to get hurt. It hurts me enough to know that he has a girlfriend, I have never loved like this before. Everytime he kisses me I seem to melt. I want him so badly, but what about his gf. he is afraid and so am I?

Why can't you people understand when someone is going out with someone they're not going to break up because you want them to. The world doesn't revole around you.

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Hi, my name is Lacey, and I just moved from Washington to Wisconsin, and i HATE IT!!! everyone is against me, what my so called my friends did to me is writed me a note and told me that i am a slut face hore. How should i tell my parents that i want to move out of this hell hole?

Move to Ohio!!!! It's for lovers...

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okay I know this is random, but like I have really weird hair thats in between being curly or straight (but it doesnt look good lol) and I was wondering does anyone know anything that will make your hair straight or curly w/o too much use of a straightener or a curling iron? Thanks soo much! (Please dont delete!)

Oh my god. Why is the only thing you people care about your fake relationships and hair?

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Ok, there is this boy I want to have sex with but I dont know what he will say, and I dont know how I should ask...I trust him, all tho me and him arent realy like best of friends or anything, I dunno, I am so comfused, what should I do and if I ask how should I ask??

Wow your a whore. Your not even going out with him? This is going to ruin you life don't ask him.

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ok so i like this guy jake and he liked my friend Ashley. I would talk to him and tell him what she said about him and all. And basically Ashley hates Jake now because he lied to her about not going out with this other girl Brittney. I know that Ashley doesn't hate but she does really dislike him. but see i like Jake. And i really want to go out with him and flirt with him too. but if i go out with Jake then ashley is going to get mad and tell other people. That would ruin my rep. and maybe our friendship. I really like him but should i go out with him and continue to flirt with him?

Reps don't matter in the real world.

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Whenever it gets cold out and my hands are exposed and then I come back into warmth, two of my fingers go white and feel numb. I can't figure out why it does that. My hands don't go white it's just my fingers. Can anyone help?

I love the way you ask an interesting question. Try wareing gloves.

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I don't believe in anything but still feel I need a spiritual playground to frolic in... What should I do???

I love the word frolic. Frolic, frolic, hmmm frolic. Frolic.

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well every year i have a choice if i want to go to tennessee for christmas to visit my family. its my one chance to go 2 states away.... to get away from all my problems and to really just think. but i would be gone for 2 weeks, including christmas and new years. the problem is.... i dont want to leave my boyfriend. i love him and i have never spent new years eve with a guy and i want to spend it with him. i want to start out the new year with him. hes having a new years eve party too...and his family is having a christmas eve party and everyone brings their gfs and bfs and he wants me to go, but i cant if im in tennessee. i cant choose to go or stay. he is telling me to go so i can think and have time to myself and get away from all my problems for a while. but i would miss him SOOOO much and i dont know if i should go or stay.... what should i do?

Thank you for having an interesting question. I do not have an answer at this time but I just want to let you know by asking this youy have made this site better. Thank you.

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does anyone no how to get a flat stomach.. an exercize that you no will DEFINITELY work . please help i will ratee high

In litral (I know I spelled it wrong so you can't dis me there) there is no possible way to have a flat stomach.

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hey.. i know this isnt a sex question but i didnt know where else to put it ... ok so anyways if you have instant messanger this is for youu.. ok well some people have links in there info where you click on it and it goes to their IM box and they click enter and send somehting to u that you typed... well i have used it before but i dont know what you have to type to put it in there! sry its so confusing please help mee! x3

You could have put it under random weirdos.

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Hello, I'm 16 years old and I'm female. Let me start off by saying I hate the phrase "Let's just be friends." My best friend is one of those types of people who's actions very easily deceive you. I love him so much, and it hurts so bad. We hold hands, hug all the time, even say "I love you". But he says that to everyone. It's so hard because I'm confusing platonic love with "real" love. I take his gestures seriously though, and I really do love him. I want to tell him how I feel, but I don't want to ruin our friendship. He likes someone else, but he is currently single. Should I even bother trying? Am I too young to even be thinking about love? What should I say to him? Thank you so much!

I love you. I'm sorry this doesn't answer your question but you right in complete sentences and use grammer. Congratulations (i have no idea how to spell that), you are my favorite advice seeker. Please ask more questions and save us all. If the guy doesn't want to go out with you he is stupid.

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theres this really hot kid that ive had connections with in the past..(the beginning of october) but now he has a gf .. he makes fun of me alot..like when i say something. he would imitate me . is he flirting with me? or is he just being a jerk?

Hot kids can be jerks. Unlike me. I just like making fun of people. And I'm still hot.

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My exbf chris and I broke up 5 months ago. I broke up with him but heres my problem WE GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. He hates me and I honestly dont knw why. I am completly over him and I used to want to be friends with im but I just gave up. Everytime I see him in the halls I get this funny feeling in my stomach. IDK what it is. I am not gonna lie I still care about him, and its like he thinks that its a crime if I care about him. He is sooo mean to me and I try and be nice but it ends up bitting me in the ass. What do I do? Just completly ignore him or what!

Im 15 and a female

Give him a wake up call. As in hit him where it hurts.

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I was thinking about asking this girl out. The only problem is ... Shes my cousin. I mean shes not like my first cousin. Shes my grandmothers nephews daughter. Shes such a hottie. I love her. Is this wrong? Would it be considered incest? please give me your opinions about this.

It may be illegal. Or so I heard...

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I was Wandering if any on out there has the gateway Photo Jukebox and how you like !! Give me your feed back on how you like it!!

You were wandering? How do you wander something? If any on? What do you mean by any on. How we like? We don't like in certain ways...

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there iis this kid at my school that likes me and we have a dance next friday and he is going to ask me and I like him to a whole lot but I have a boyfriend that I like a whole lot so I dont know what to do I mean its not like I can go with the other person becaseu I am going with my boyfriend

If you said that whole thing the way you typed it (without commas or periods), you would die from lack of air while talking.

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Ok.. hi. See me & my sister are like 9 years apart, she's 23 & I'm 14. She is always talkin bout how I shouldn't be mean to her, but she used to ditch me for her friends & crap. Ok, well, she's all of a sudden wanted to be "sisters" and I'm just like, no. She's all whiny & she's babyish. It really gets on my nerves but, when I wanna spend time with her she's always "busy". Ok well we have alot in common but she wont open up to me & tell me about her problems. She goes & tells mom (BIG mistake). Then mother goes & tells daddy & they talk about her so bad. I dont know what to do! I know I don't like her sometimes but hey, she's my sister. Please help!!

OMG. You don't know how much you are going to miss your sister when she dies. Everything in life is temporary...remember that.

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well im 13 (white) and this 15 year old (black)..likes me and a lot i guess. i dont no what to do, im not racist but i dont want to hurt his feelings..ive never been in a situation like this b4..please help

Ok unlike on the pools I am nice to people who ask me in my inbox because they are only going to get one answer. Do you not like him because he is black or because you just don't? If it is because he is black there is no reason not to like him. If it is because you just don't like him then just let him down gentally.

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i cant stop cracking my nuckles and their already all swollen and stuff and i know theyll hurt alot when im older if i dont stop but i dont know how. does anyone know how to stop cracking nuckles? ill rate! please help!

To me cracking nuckles is fun.

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1) what is the difference between making out and kissing i thought that making out is just when you do it for a long time but im not sure
2) what does bi mean

If you don't know these things you are too young to come here. I am reporting you for being here under age.

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