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I know, I know, I don't want to hear all the BS about how stupid it is to pierce yourself and that I should take it to a proffessional. I know all the risks involved, I'm not gonna use a saftey pin, so I just don't want to hear it
With all that said, I want to do my nipples but can't find a thing about how to do the actual piercing Does anyone know of any links? I don't want to spend money on a book.

My best friend got breast-cancer from a do-it-yourself nipple piercing. It's not a load of BS. She's dieing. I couldn't care less if you rate me a one but it's not bullshit. She's on the verge of dieing. You could die too.

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13-f ok i was having sex and my dad walked in.. what do i do i havnt seen him since and i wa but naked head to toe and so was he no blankets and .. idn please help !! i rate HIGH

You are thirteen damn years old that's why your dad got mad you dumbass. Who the fuck has sex at thirteen? That's right, only whores. Go to Las Vegas it's legal to cash sex there.

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I just went to the salon to get my hair cut and they used these really great products on me. I looked at the price and a bottle of serum was 25 dollars!! I want my hair to be silky and smooth. Are there any shampoo and conditioner products that are not that expensive and make your hair silky?

THe only good things are expensive.

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Hello, I enjoy making icons. I have made some good ones but I'm now realizing they can't get better. This is because I am using paint. Does anyone know *A GOOD* website to make icons on?No crappy doll makers please. Also is there any places I can get a free download of a good icon maker (one that isn't illegal to download freely)? Thank you.

There isn't one. Sorry.

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sorry if the length is long, but please read it.. 14/f

ok well first off im trying out for soccer..i have practice today,tomm., and tues..for it we have to run around the perimeter of the whole school(with the tree lines and all)and then after we do sprints and stuff like that..theres a lot of running and i can do some of it but get tired after awhile..i really want to make it badly but i have a feeling that im not going to..there is about 46 girls trying out and they only pick about 20-25 and i sometimes have trouble breathing like i feel like im going to faint...i was wondering if you guys have any tips on making it

please dont delete


my second question was that i have never had a b/f ..but people did ask me to 'go out' but most of them i didnt like at the time or they are an ass or they just like me for hmm my chest area..i kno everything and crap but i just kind of wanted some tips on the b/f thing...

You're supposed to ask two different questions when one has nothing to do with the other.

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ok, well i recently just took a vacation to a beach about 20 hours away. On the last day I found a guy who I REALLY like, and I know he liked me. We hung out until about 1-2 in the morning then I had to go back to my hotel room. The morning after I left without seeing him at all. Now here I am at home and I can't stop thinking about him. Anything I say His name is in my sentace. Are there any ways to get off my mind? I can't go back to the beach because, well, I'm only 14, and he's only 14, so we both can't drive.

Find someone hotter.

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ok well my friend said that i should wear a bra when i go to bed to prevent me from getting saggy boobs when im older is that the right thing to do?

No your friends a tard. The underwire would hurt like hell.

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i have really big hips well there not huge but thats where i seem to put on weight so how do i slim down healthly im not fat but i would love to loose a couple of pounds but without cutting out food cause i love food too much.lol

Dude eat diet foods. Beside what idiot would say don't eat?

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I currently live in London and may be moving to either Philadelphia in America or Melbourne in Australia. Iv'e been to Melbourne before but don't know what it would be like living there. What the would be schools like, e.c.t.
Iv'e never been to America and have no idea what its like there. Could anyone who lives in Philadelphia tell me what its like? Also, I'm really fit and thin at the moment, but Iv'e heard that in America its hard to get hold of healthy foods. I don't like this whole bribe thing, but I will rate high for any good answers.

I just want to tell you this may have been the best question ever asked. THANK YOU!!! I think you are wonderful. Everyone can learn from you.

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I have this friend and when she is mad she talks behind my back. But she isn't mad seh is like really nice caring and so forth. Well so then recently on sunday seh told another one of her friends that she liked this guy James. Well seh told me she didn't and seh swore to god. And then she told that friend that seh was her best friend but seh told me seh was my best friend. I am soo confused and i am beinning to think that she doesn't trust me. Help!!

You have good grammer. You have a few spelling mistakes but everyone makes them. Anyway talk to her and ask her what's up.

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this boy went out with this semi-good friend of mine and they broke up w/each other. So he asked my bff out and she said no cuz our semi-friend said she still had feelings for him. weve been talking and he said he never wanted to go out with her (semi) in the first place. so yesterday we were hanging out and i let grab me ass a couple of times. And he kept complmenting me saying i was perfect and stuff like that. My bff said i should go out with him. Also my semi friend said i couldn't hang out with this other boy in our neighborhood cuz he "used" her and we Knew him befor they went out. iLL rate!!!1

Please spell out words. Even if it is shorter if you spell stuff out it makes your questions easier to read.

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My dog just died today and I'm soooo sad! =( She didn't suffer, thank god, but I just can't get over it. She was the greatest dog, and I love her so much. What can I do to feel better?
Thanks

Good grammer. Thank you for using a comma where needed. Anyway you and your family could have a little funneral for her. Burry her in your backyard (if you have one) and put flowers or something by it like you would at a grave yard.

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I am having trouble, I'm babysitting for my neighbor. This one baby is very weird! She like poops every 5 mins. I do not want to change her diaper(that white thing that goes on her butt so she doesnt poop or pee in her pants). I am in the middle of watching a movie and she keeps crying. She has a brother too and he does the same thing(they are twins). It is crazy madness I tell you! So please help me and answer me ASAP! Tell me what I should do !!!! thank you!

You have perfect grammer. Thank you for doing this. Anyway call the parent. Keep up the good work on your grammer!

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ok latley i havent been able to talk to guys oh im a 13 yr old female- i just need some icebreakers see once the ball gets rolling i can talk to them fine even flirt if i wanna i just can never think of anything to say when i approch the guy which is weird cuz normaly i can so if you all could just give me some icebreakers that would be great please and thanyou

Use periods and captialize (sp?) the first letter in every sentence. Anyway talk about something you both like to do. And please type because take pride in your efforts so don't just type cuz.

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what does IM mean??? i've been told to IM someone... i'm confused!!! lol. is it some american thingy??? coz i'm australian.

Ok to answer your additonal info you need AOL to talk to someone on AOL.

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this one boy who likes me but i don't like him. he is constantly abusing me by hitting me and squeezing my arm really tight. he and his sister are very stockish and i need to get away what should i do?! he won't stop following me. i've asked my crush to talk to him but he's too scared. what should i do?!

signed,
running from a stocker

Ok first I have to point out your errors. Begin your sentences with capital letters. Anyway tell him he is making you nervous. Talk about how he is scaring you. But nicely. I am sorry you just said on my feedback you wanted advice. Usually I don't care. But say, look! I did leave some advice. But kudos to you on using a transition in your feedback. I will not hold this agansit you for using a grammer plus.

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uMmMMM.. ii like this guy n he said he likes me but.. i liked him at the beginiinq of the year n he broke my heart 3 times be4 sOo ii dont know what i shud do shud i just ask him out or move on since he hurt me be4

Ok I am very displeased the chatspeak detector let this pass through. Please type in full sentences in English. It isn't that hard. I learned you can too.

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I was hanging out with a group of my friends the other day after school. We were just hanging out having a good time and one of my friends pulls out a joint and lights it. She started passing it around our group of friends and everyone took a puff of it but me. I basically just stood there confused. These innocent girls that I had known since I was 6 years old had just lit up a joint and smoked it. I am completely disgusted by drugs and drinking and I will never do it because it's the worst thing you can do to yourself. They started making fun of me that I wouldn't smoke it. I wasn't hurt that they were making fun of me, but I was just hurt at their stupidity for smoking it. I don't know what to do. They've been my friends for a very long time and have always been loyal to me, but this is something I can't handle. What should I do? Should I tell them they should stop? I'm so confused! Please help.

If I was a moderator I would rate your question a 5.

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What do i do when your talking to your friend online and shes kool then shes tells you this."okay, well jason is 16, and i dont like him. and he always forces me to fuck with him, when i dont want to. so im basically being raped everyday beacause we have sex everyday but sometimes i do want to, but if i dont he will get mad and start to hit me to force me i dont know wat to do, he is in the kitchen right now so i wanted to hurry up and tell u befor he came back because he is stayig over here for a few days." Then i say the best thing is the cops.Then she says "Jason told me if i called the police on him hed kill me" She asked me for help now im asking you .... Please help me

Usuaslly I make fun of people but you do need to call the cops. They can and will stop him.

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I have this friend and her birthday is in a couple of days. We are trying to figure out sumthin ReaL CrAzY and alot of fun to do, but we cant think of anything-- ANY sugestions?!!?

Jump off a bridge. Or help an old lady buy drugs. Your choice.

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