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Q: Is belly dancing really a great way to slim down?
Cuz I'm thinking of taking belly dancing classes this summer vacation.

It is a good way to shrink. Dancing is an excersise (my favorite one). Most people believe belly dancers are sluts though. Even though you might be called a slut, it is a great oppurtunity.

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Miss Anonymous

Q: i've seen people say it, but what does it mean?

rofl copter.
i know rofl but is it like from a movie?
or a song? something
b/c people have been using it
and it's my friend's name on myspace

ROFL- rolling on the floor laughing
Its not from a movie OR a song...I dont know how people made it up. So...
ROFL copter- Rolling on the floor laughing cop

haha

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Miss Anonymous

Q: In the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore, there is a really good song that plays when she's at the prom, and she's dancing with the prom king after they were announced winners. What song was that?

Its called "Erase/Rewind" I also like that song. Its a really good song in a really good movie.

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Miss Anonymous

Q: well i have to volenteer at a retirement home, and im kind of nervous. I want to meet someone nice that I can go visit every once in a while. Any ideas of how I can introduce myself and what I can say to make them like me. Cuz I'm a little freaked out that I am going to meet a grumpy old person.

Thanks

This will/could be a conversation with a nice old person:
U: Hi, my name is ________.
G: Pleased to meet you. I am ________. Now be a doll and fetch me some tea.
U: Ok. (later) here you go.
G: Do you want to play a game that I played when I was about your age.
U: I' __ years old.
G: Like I said, when I was your age.
Thats how the conversation will probally start.
Also, tell them about yourself. Favorite activities? Grade?

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Miss Anonymous

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**P.S. Good Luck**
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Q: Ok, so my cousin has this boy friend, and he is in 8th grade, she is in 9th, they have been going out for over a month now and she thinks they are all good but today me and my friends found out her boyfriend has been cheating on her with a guy who is in 10th grade, its gross and we dont know how to break it to her, she will be ruined but its better to hear it from her cousin and friends than someone random calling her boyfriend a queer if it gets around, but we are not telling anyone

Your friends bf is cheating on her with a guy? He is gay, even though nothing is wrong with that. He should tell her about seeing another man. Or you could tell her. If you tell her, here are some hints:
-Give her a "goddie bag"
-Ask her for a sleepover
-Tell her slowly
-Give her a shoulder to cry on
-Talk it over
-Giver her tissues
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Miss Anonymous

Q: beauty tips porfavor =]
on anything.

There are many beauty tips, so these are my favorite:
-If you staighten your hair, scrunch it for a day
-Dark skin? Wear green/blue eyeshadow
-Pale Skin? Use green/blue/brown eyeshadow, depending on your eye color
-Tan skin? Wear a pale color eyeshadow

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Miss Anonymous

Q: I have been having trouble breathing lately, but I don't know why..

It can't be asthma, I am sure. Yet every time I breathe in I feel like I am not getting enough oxygen in my lungs. I also yawn a lot so that also tells me my body isn't getting enough oxygen..

I do guess it could be from acid reflux that I have. My parents think I am going crazy so they won't do anything. What can I do?

You can tell your parents that you want to see a doctor, but if they think you are crazy tell them you have trouble breathing. If it happens to be during school, go to the nurse. Explain what has been happening lately. She will either:
a) Call your parents
b) Tell you to go back to class
c) Give you medication

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Miss Anonymous

Q: ok-i have a major problem... i like this guy, but i think he likes my friend!!! my friend thinks that ge is weird- but w/e- sarcasim solves all her probs... so anywayz... how should i figure out if he likes me? should i ask a friend of his or what?
thanks- hottguy trubbles....

Dear Hottguy trubbles,

Wow! The guy YOUR crushin on is crushin on YOUR friend. She also might think hes cute even though she said hes wierd. I had to cover for myself when my friend started crushin on the guy I like. Since she is new to the school, she doesnt know that I like him. You can go ask one of his friends. Just dont get your friends involved.
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Miss Anonymous

Q: Is it really a real show or just some set-up fake reality tv show?

Its a real show because remember that Wednesday when they messed up? I was there. That was two seasons ago. They have a stage, the judges, etc. The only thing fake is that Ryan's lines are on the camera and on this black board in the back. The performers lyrics are also there. The contestants lyrics aren't on there. Sanjaya is only there because of votefortheworst.com
That site also supported Kevin (Chicken Little)
My guess is that Sanjaya will be out in 2-4 weeks.
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Miss Anonymous

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Q: I used to a really gross face with acne all over and now it is clearing up and i have HUGE pores. Is there a good clenser that will make my pores smaller but keep my face clear at the same time?
Thanx:)

Try St. Ives. Its really good to make pimples go away and make your pores smaller. All the acne products work to help make pores smaller. Just dont try Proactive. It just makes your face dry up.
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Miss Anonymous

Q: Hi.

I'm not a big fan of dresses, but I would like to try the style out.

What are some websites that sell dresses that are comfortable and you can wear out shopping, or with friends? Nothing to fancy. I really like the punkish style too.

Thanks.

There are a lot of dress stores/sites to go to.
My sister got a cute, short dress at nordstroms.
So go to:
Nordsrtoms
Bloomingdale
Forever 21
thats all the stores that I go to for dresses. They are really cute!

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Miss Anonymous

Q: what is a natural way to help period pains eg...exercises, hotwater bottle etc????????

It is to sleep, take a ot BATH, eat well, wear loose pants*, or take medicine. Strangley, my sister's best friend runs which helps her a lot. So you can run.
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Miss Anonymous

*=pants for school days, pajamas for weekends

Q: like is there anything to do by yourself to practice???

There is no real way of practicing making out, but you can try to find BIG lips on that Jonas Brothers* poster. But otherwise, I don't think there is a way of practicing. Just trying it on that special someone (or a dare-special-someone). If you "make a mistake" (or so you and your partner think), just laugh it off.
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Miss Anonymous

*=Favorite male celeb (if female)
*=Favorite female celeb (if male)

Q: hey im a 13/f and i just got dumped my my boyfriend of a year and a half.he just sadi he did cuz im f-ing ugly and that im not worth anything and that im white trash. what should i do to get rid of this awful feeling??? because i loveeeeee him soooo much and i cant stand it!!! so can you help???

Love,
Crying sooo hard can barely breath

It is always hard to be dumped. But it hurts the most when [he] says your ugly. The only way to forget him that I reccommend is having a girls night out with a tight group of friends. Watch movies, eat icecream (you get the most of course), have makeovers, and my favorite, frozen bras! Another favorite is to give a clown-makeover to the first who falls alseep. Don't worry, she'll laugh it off. Then think if you really love him. Love him more than spending time with your friends? I didn't think so. Even though you think you love him, you really only love your family, and your soon-to-be husband. Trust me, he isn't part of your family. So try to imagine him as a dust speck, floating away.
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Miss Anonymous

Q: bigger boobs. thats what i want. im pretty flat and i know that im kinda pretty right now but i just need some .. boobs.
okay i know like pretty much all the tricks but like.. idk if i can do any.. like does any one wear two bras to make there boobs bigger.. like on this site? and umm well i would never get a boob job... im 13 haha. =] (im a 30 A) and uhhh. yeah. just tell me a WHOLE BUNCH of ideas even tho i know alot already =] thankss.

There are no tricks, trust me. When I was in sixth grade i was a 32AA, and i was one of the smallest in my class. I tried everything, sleeping in my bra, pinching them (friends advice, doesnt work), and many more to count. Then I found out that my older sister was a 32A! So I stopped trying my "tricks" and they grew bigger! Stop trying to do tricks, because none of the tricks work.
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Miss Anonymous

Q: hey yall im 16 yrs old im 5 foot 6 inches and im only 95 lbs and its all from a very high metabolism whixh is goood but i get a lot of coments about lookin a lil sick sometimes !! is there a safe way to gain weight ? but not get fatty lookin just decent?

Hi! Are you sure its only from your metabolism? Because no girl at age sixteen weighs ony 95 pounds. The only healthy way that i know is to eat less junk food, and eat more veggies, fruit, meat,etc. If you see dairy, which does not say organic, don't eat it. The non-dairy product people torture their animals and kill their cows after they give milk. The last part I don't really get, though. So eat healthy AND exercise.
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Miss Anonymous

Q: 14/f

im the average female. im active, i do track and cheerleading. ive had this problem for a while, and i sweat badly.. on my butt. my crotch and ass sweat bad, like i get sweat marks on the back of my sofie shorts when i run. i feel like i pee my pants but its sweat and i get really sefl conscience. also when i tumble at times, i pee my pants a little. its usually funny but it is so uncomfortable and it makes me feel so dirty. how can i lessin the sweat and not pee my pants? haha thanks in advance

My friend is a chearleader and told me once that she sometimes pees in her pants when she [also] tumbles. THIS IS NOT UNUSUAL! Sweat? Go ask your doctor what to do, or rub baby oil on your butt. Another friend does track, she sweats under her armpits like crazy, and rubs baby oil under her arms and does not sweats barely! Try it!
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Miss Anonymous

Q: why does putting your hair up help your hair grow faster? is this even true???

This does not help your hair grow faster. Neither does cutting it. So this is not true. Ask your stylist for some hints on how to "wear" your hair.
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Miss Anonymous

Q: Get ready for this one, it might be a bit long.

Okay well my boyfriend and I had plans for today to get together so he could meet my cousin. Instead he gets drunk, calls me telling me that he can't come over but he wants me at his friends house to hang out at a party with him, then proceeds to tell me that I cannot bring my cousin who I never see. When I tell him no I can't just leave my cousin here he goes on saying oh well there are plenty of hott girls here who want to take their clothes off. Then I just tell him I was hanging up and he didn't even say just kidding or try to stop me he simply says k bye. That really got to me and I messaged him on myspace saying how he treated me was really wrong. He just replied back by saying soooo many b**ches so little time then he says where is the ky (as in the lubricant) G** Da** it.

So what I want to know is how do I let him know what he is doing to me is making me have suicidal thoughts. He really is a great boyfriend when he isn't drunk so I don't plan on breaking up with him. But how do I just let him know what he does hurts me.

He gets drunk? If I were you, I would break up with him! He could get you in trouble many times, and make you want to commit suicide! Tell your parents and/or friends about your suicidal thoughts. The "hott girls" are, hopefully, just his imagination. BREAK UP WITH HIM!
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Miss Anonymous

Q: k, well i kinda guess i need someone whos already been in middle school to answer this..

when you were in middle school, were all the major slutty kids the most popular? like girl wise? & does that mostly change in highschool? because, i mean some of them are my friends & are actually cool, but some are just annoying & guys tottaly use them. but like, i once joined into that, & then for the most part regretted it. but like you always will here these stories about who made out with who & who did what. & then i dont know it makes me feel out of the group. but like i dont know..

im just wondering does it get better?

When I was in middle girls, all the boys were over the slutty girls. It changes in high school though. You will hear the make-out stories, though. I was once pressured into drinking, because all of the "popular" girls brought beer into a girl-boy party during middle school. No one drank the beer besides her and her friends. Soon, they were not popular. They played hookey often, were drunk and wore slutty outfits to school. No one liked them afterward. This changes in high school, no worries.

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Hey everybody! I love giving advice so ask away! My favorite quote is, "You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because we are all the same." That quote discribes me a lot! I also like "Live Love Laugh!" Anyways, I had a website (misshelp.site.with.us) but it was deleted. When I found this site, someone took the name already! So I used my sister site's name. If y'all know me, y'all know my advice is great. So, ask away!

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Miss Anonymous